PC Case For Hamsters, EZ Bake Oven in a Drive Bay 297
ResQuad noted that Slashdot's OSDN Sister site ThinkGeek is selling some exciting new products including a PC Case for Hamsters
and an EZ Bake Oven that fits in a 5.25 drive bay. They also have a limited run T-Shirt with a s3kr1t message on it. Lots of other fun stuff too.
Bad Marketing (Score:5, Funny)
It's hard enough fitting a hamster into an empty 5.25 drive bay, after all...
Re:Bad Marketing (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bad Marketing (Score:2)
Re:Bad site design (Score:3, Funny)
With Customer Action Shot! [thinkgeek.com]... I still can't believe they... with a camera.. to... %/%!T2E$"/"/!% BUFFER OVERFLOW
Good... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good... (Score:2)
What happens if I buy one?
Do I get an invoice that say "april fools?"
What about Gordy?
Can fish really talk?
What about Rabbits?
Or system admins?
Do you think that there will be six more weeks of winter of the sysadmin doesn't see his shadow?
GEEK POINTS (Score:2)
Terrible! (Score:5, Funny)
CVBS
Rejected Stories (Score:2)
Come on April 2nd.
Re:Rejected Stories (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Rejected Stories (Score:3, Funny)
Ashcroft? Izzat you?
Re:Terrible! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Terrible! (Score:2)
Oh, fuck...
SB
EZ-Bake ovens and Geek childhood (Score:5, Funny)
Back when I was a little kid I pulled a Tim Allen stunt and decided that my sisters EZ-Bake oven needed more power. After all who wants to wait a whole 10 minutes for their peanut-butter cookie? I considered various ways of doing this (my parents caught me trying to take the propane tank off our grill -- so that option was ruled out) and finally settled on wiring the battery terminals directly into 120v AC power.
Unfortunately the Oven didn't last very long and I got a nice electric shock for my efforts. My sister never did figure out why her EZ-Bake stopped working though. And my Dad never did figure out where his good extension cord and 3/4 of a brand new roll of electricans tape disappeared to either :)
To this day I still think there's a market for a more powerful version of the EZ-Bake oven. Any venture capitalists out there reading this comment? It'll be the biggest thing since Google [google.com] and sliced bread -- which incidentally we'll be able to toast in less then 10 seconds with the new model!
Re:EZ-Bake ovens and Geek childhood (Score:5, Informative)
The people who claim Microwave Ovens are the successors are Fools! Fools! The reason being that the EZ Bake works off of light bulbs. (Incidentally, you would have wanted to rig a better lightbulb into the EZ Bake Oven to make it more powerful - I suggest Halogen.) The Advantium cooks with, you guessed it, Light.
But, sadly, your joke has, in fact, been brought to, um, light. Sorry.
=Brian
Re:EZ-Bake ovens and Geek childhood (Score:3, Funny)
THOSE RAT BASTARDS!!!! I had prior art! Goddamn them!
There's only one thing to do now. If you can't beat 'em, sue 'em [sco.com]!
But, sadly, your joke has, in fact, been brought to, um, light. Sorry.
Everybody is a critic :) I was just trying to get into the apparent /. spirit of Apr 1st. I've been ridiculed in almost every reply. Oh well :)
Re:EZ-Bake ovens and Geek childhood (Score:3, Informative)
Our friends over at Howstuffworks [howstuffworks.com] have an interesting summary [howstuffworks.com]:
Re:EZ-Bake ovens and Geek childhood (Score:2)
Somehow I noticed the wall socket...
A flash, a bang but I'm still alive. Close call though since there were no differential interruptors installed at that time.
hot dog cookers (Score:3, Informative)
Re:EZ-Bake ovens and Geek childhood (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, but Microwaves won't make my bread golden brown when I toast it. We need something that works with heat not EM. I need to reinvestigate the feasibility of the gas powered EZ-Bake oven. You could even take it camping where there's no AC power!
Re:EZ-Bake ovens and Geek childhood (Score:2)
Some people are just a humorless lot of bastards. Can't the ACs get into the spirit of April 1st like the rest of /.?
BTW: The original story is true :)
Re:EZ-Bake ovens and Geek childhood (Score:3, Informative)
This one. Requires one 100-watt lightbulb. [hasbro.com]
The first generation original one my sister had in the olden days had two 100-watt bulbs - top and bottom....AND WE LIKED IT!
We also had a similar 25 watt 120 volt light bulb in the original first-generation Lite Brite [hasbro.com].
Kids don't have many line power toys these days. Too many lawsuits.
Let me tell you about my Vac-U-Form which was a plastic heat pack machine (WARNING! Electric t
Nice idea! (Score:2)
Re:Nice idea! (Score:2)
mmmmm.... roast HAMPSTER!
EZ Roast Case (Score:5, Funny)
They STOLE my idea! (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:They STOLE my idea! (Score:2)
I suggest you contact our good friend Darl and find out what law firms he is using. Sounds like you have a case :)
Almost useful... (Score:2)
So how many people are going to take them up on their offer of the "binary T-shirt"?
Re:Almost useful... (Score:2)
I am. The T-shirt offer is real, as far as I can tell. I just submitted an order, and the shipping and handling with the T-shirt was more than it was without, so it had better be real!
Re:Almost useful... (Score:2)
I would've bought one, but i'm kinda broke
Re:Almost useful... (Score:2)
And a damn-sight better use for cold-cathode fluorescents than most uber-l33t casemods.
Re:Almost useful... (Score:2, Informative)
T-shirt super secret message (Score:5, Informative)
ROT13 the T-shirt super secret message (Score:2)
Hey! Don't post it in plaintext! Use ROT13!
V fubccrq ng GuvaxTrrx ba Ncevy Sbbyf Qnl, naq nyy V tbg jnf guvf ybhfl fuveg!
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:2)
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:2)
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:2)
OK
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:3, Informative)
public class DecodeMessage {
public static void main(String[] args) throws Exception {
StringReader sr=new StringReader(data);
StringBuffer message=new StringBuffer();
while(true) {
char[] binaryDigits=new char[8];
int bitsRead=sr.read(binaryDigits,0,8);
if(bitsRead==-1) {break;}
byte b=Byte.parseByte(new String(binaryDigits),2);
message.append((char)b);
}
System.
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:3, Informative)
import java.io.*;
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:3, Funny)
Real geeks key it in with cat con > driver! phf33r m3!
please? pretty please, at least a little fear? Just so the kids don't laugh at me?
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:5, Funny)
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:2)
Re:T-shirt super secret message (Score:2)
You fell for it. It wouldn't be a secret message if any average programmer could figure it out in 5 minutes or less. The message is actually encrypted using a one-time pad. The real message is .... actually you should figure it out on your own.
A little warning though, some incorrect one-time keys will give you grammatically correct english messages. Those messages won't be correct however.
Having a good time today? (Score:3, Informative)
Apr 1, 7:45 am ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A hamster called "Teddy" sparked a police rescue mission after he climbed inside a computer printer and got stuck because he was too fat to get out again, authorities said Wednesday. (rest of article can be found on www.iwon.com)
Given the date, I gotta wonder if either is for real.
Re:Having a good time today? (Score:2)
What I REALLY want . . . (Score:2)
PARTYGOER : "Drew, this dish is wonderiffic!!! I must have the recipe!"
DREW: "Why, those are hamster tarts I made with my computer!"
PARTYGOER: "Mmmmmmmm - that's great hamster!"
MJ (Score:2)
Don't need the oven (Score:2)
Meta April Fool (Score:5, Funny)
Insensitive Clod (Score:2)
Have you Meta Moderated recently? Regular Meta Moderators are more likely to get mod points.
Bah.
SB
Hamster case (Score:2)
Disappointed.... (Score:5, Funny)
I was hping to buy both and turn it into a sort of concentration camp for rodents, kill them in the case , cook em in the oven. I even had my label maker ready to print an Arbeit Macht Frei label over the drive bay, Oh well, back to using the microwave..
Re:Disappointed.... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm, can we connect 'em? (Score:2)
Then, I just do a quick
I'd be interested in collaborating on an open-source project for building the drivers, if anyone's interested.
Hamster Havoc (Score:5, Funny)
Can you imagine the havoc this would've caused inside a computer case? Little poop pellets landing on the cpu and causing quite a stink from the heat, or hitting the cpu fan and being thrown everywhere... no thanks, I like my cat who is scared of my computers.
the good news is (Score:2)
Re:Hamster Havoc (Score:3, Funny)
Every day, I had to clean around it because it made such a mess outside the cage, but I eventually got tired of it, so I took the whole darn wheel off, and left it off for a few days, putting a little plastic window at the end of the tube where the wheel had been connect
My system is already at 400W (Score:2)
Although, imagine a beowulf cluster of those! I'd give the bakery down the street a run for their money, if only I could pay the resulting electric bill. And, of course, if I could only cook.
Real Hamster Case (Score:2)
nice, but i'd like (Score:2)
PC's and Rodents (Score:2, Interesting)
I got there and and was told one of the remotes wasn't working. I opened the case up and inside it all the cards were covered in mouse turd.
I traced out which remote wasn't working and pulled out the make table to discover a mouse had chewed the cables and died. It had died long enough ago that it had liquified and left a permanent "chalk line" a
Karen, that wasn't you! (Score:2)
They would round us up at the age of 30 and make us rotate around this floating thing until our bodies exploded.
Thank God Michael York stood up on the balcony of the arcade with that woman and showed us his clear palm and told us it was all a lie and took us all outside to meet Peter Ustinov!
almost (Score:3, Funny)
The grill is still up at think geeks website [thinkgeek.com]
Phooey (Score:2)
The s3kr1t T-Shirt (Score:2)
I actually DO use my computer as an oven (Score:2)
In true geek fashion (Score:2)
Unless, of course, your processor is an AMD.
I am actually building the hamster cage (Score:5, Informative)
OK, so no lie, I have made several (failed) attempts to build, and will one day successfully build a similar hamster case.
For everyone who's wondering why there are several attempts consider the following.
So, there's the trials and tribulations of the Hamster case. Can't belive someone stole my idea...
Re:I am actually building the hamster cage (Score:2)
But how about this:
a) Holes on the top of the tubes... it would keep the hampsters from peeing through them at least... not sure about dust issues depending on size
b) Maybe make the tubes difficult to access for sod-carrying hampsters - and put a special fan nearby to carry out their shavings
c) Have the tubes go through the case, but have the actual tubed-areas cordoned off from any sensitive electronics (you'd need a bigge
READ PARENT (Score:2)
Re:I am actually building the hamster cage (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I am actually building the hamster cage (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I am actually building the hamster cage (Score:2)
The Binary T-Shirt... (Score:2)
You'll also get one Geek Point.
Warning (Score:2)
Caffeinated Meatloaf (Score:2)
And with the 2.6 kernel... (Score:2)
Look at the Ads too (Score:2)
Those bastards, that just isn't funny!
Now saying that Duke Nuke'm Forever is shipping, that'd be funny!
I shopped at ThinkGeek on April Fools Day, and all (Score:2)
A case-mod to do WHAT?! (Score:2)
(shudders) Oh, Ick.
Ez-Bake oven... (Score:3, Funny)
Anyways, here's a story I know.
Long time ago, back in the original Pentium divide bug days, some guy had a Pentium machine with the bug, and wanted to replace the CPU. Since the CPU was hundreds of dollars, he had to send in the bad one before he could get the new one. No problem, since they just came out with the new Zero Insertion Force sockets. He tries to pull it out, but he can't. Turns out the manufacturer had glued it in. Seems that people in the loading dock found out that Zero Insertion Force meant also Zero Removal Force and stole the chips, necessitating the glue. What to do, what to do...
Then he remembers, "Hey, this is a Pentium isn't it". He removes the heatsink, and runs his computer. CPU gets so hot it melts the glue, and he pulls it out. Don't have to worry about thermal failure anyway, since it's destined for the scrap heap. Sends it back, gets his CPU.
hey thinkgeek! (Score:2, Funny)
"ha-ha"
It's not a hramster! (Score:2)
"no rat, hramster!"
Why? I don't know. (Score:2)
Oh wow! (Score:2)
Score +0, Informative and Redundant
EZ-bake? Technology is moving backwards (Score:2)
It's 1995 predecessor was smaller, and lacked the kitchen sink.
RC Gastron... (Score:2)
Actually, I'm pretty sure Atkin's diet originated as an April Fool's joke back in '68.
Fake Ad (Score:5, Interesting)
Already have one (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sigh (Score:2)
Re:Sigh (Score:2)
You have to wonder, what happens if a big news story breaks today (SCO drops suit, says "Nevermind"). Do the editors post it, or wait until tomorrow so it isn't just dismissed out of hand as an AF joke?
Re:I dont need an easy bake oven! (Score:3, Funny)
My water cooled p4 could chill wine!
Re:I call bullshit. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I call bullshit. (Score:2)
Re:But for some... (Score:2)
And this is NOT a joke. Well, OK. Maybe it is. But this is a joke that you can buy in stores. The first time that I saw one in a store, I thought "That is just SOOOOOOO COOOL! It appeals to my baser instincts.
Re:and what about the liquids? (Score:2)
That's almost as gross as Fanta.