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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise

CmdrTaco posted more than 9 years ago | from the which-characters-will-dvda-in-season-five dept.

Sci-Fi 188

maotx writes "Paramount has agreed to permit Star Trek Enterprise to run for the fifth season which under normal circumstances, the sci-fi show would be impossible to produce with the reduced budget. Enter Star Trek fans Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, to save the day. The two will rename the show to "Team Enterprise" and will keep the voices of the original actors. With the lack of a budget for CGI effects the two will use a model of the Enterprise NX-01, thus reviving an old Star Trek tradition. "We prefer the look of physical, tangible models over CGI ships any day," Parker said. "Of course, we have no visual effects budget whatsoever, so we won't be painting out the strings. You'll get used to it. Still trying to figure out where to put the propeller." They then went on to comment: "We're also gonna re-do the opening title sequence," Stone revealed. "Record a new theme -- something bombastic, action-oriented. Y'know, something that isn't, like, totally gay.""

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188 comments

Team Starfleet: Space Police (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114425)

Starfleet, Fuck Yeah lyrics

Starfleet...
Starfleet...
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
The Federation is the only way yeah,
Non-members your game is through cause now you have to answer to...
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
It's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

Terrans, FUCK YEAH!
Vulcans, FUCK YEAH!
Bajorans, FUCK YEAH!
Tellarites, FUCK YEAH!
Binars, FUCK YEAH!
Andorians, FUCK, YEAH!
Benzites, FUCK YEAH!
Klingons, FUCK YEAH!

Prime Directive, FUCK YEAH!

Trill, FUCK YEAH!
Ferrengi, FUCK YEAH!
Rigelians, FUCK YEAH!
Risians, FUCK YEAH!
Zakdorns, FUCK YEAH!
Denebulons, FUCK YEAH!
Caitians, FUCK YEAH!
Alpha Centaurians, FUCK YEAH!
Betazedians (Betazeds?)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

Troll? BZZT! WRONG ANSWER (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114455)

I think this moderator needs to be beaten with a clue stick. Perhaps you didn't read the post? Perhaps you have no clue who Parker and Stone are and what movie they made this past summer?

Re:Troll? BZZT! WRONG ANSWER (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114490)

Who is this CmdrTaco? Who ever runs this site should stop posting crap from this guy. He hasn't gotten a single post right yet today.

Re:Troll? BZZT! WRONG ANSWER (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114636)

Shut up.

Southpark is was never funny, is not funny and will never be funny.

Re:Troll? BZZT! WRONG ANSWER (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114645)

And? Team America wasn't South Park.

Re:Team Starfleet: Space Police (1)

PepeGSay (847429) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114462)

That is not a troll. It's pretty funny. And he could list all the Starfleet species.... come on.

Re:Team Starfleet: Space Police (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114486)

Man, I hope someone catches this in meta and cockslaps whoever modded it troll.

Re:Team Starfleet: Space Police (1)

EnronHaliburton2004 (815366) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114603)

Everyone's got Kreetassan pathogen [startrek.com] , Kreetassan pathogen, Kreetassan pathogen!

Kreetassan pathogen
Kreetassan pathogen
Kreetassan pathogen
!!!
Kreetassan pathogen
Kreetassan pathogen
Kreetassan pathogen
!!!

+5 Funny (First one today!) (2, Insightful)

AKAImBatman (238306) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114427)

But the new Trek producers can cut corners by utilizing existing props and sets from "Team America." So don't be surprised if Captain Archer looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin, Trip Tucker like Matt Damon, Travis Mayweather like Samuel L. Jackson, T'Pol like Janeane Garofalo, and Malcolm Reed like Susan Sarandon.

That's the funniest shit I've seem all day! Kudos to StarTrek.com! :-D

Re:+5 Funny (First one today!) (1)

jangobongo (812593) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114516)

Please, please no guest visits by Mr. Hanky The Talking Christmas Poop...

Re:+5 Funny (First one today!) (1)

conteXXt (249905) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114562)

and this little gem " (Those who are not invited back to voice their character parts due to budget constraints will be invited to write an episode as compensation.) " The horror.

Damn April fools! (1)

Thud457 (234763) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114612)

Hey! Wait a minute, I kinda like that idea! Like a modern version of Thunderbirds. It's time for Star Trek in a different vein, a comedy would be good! This could work.

Re:Damn April fools! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114642)

They've already had an animated series that didn't suck rocks, and was written by real science fiction writers with at least a passing knowledge and respect of the Star Trek universe.

KHAAAAAAAAAARTMAN! (4, Funny)

smug_lisp_weenie (824771) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114429)

KHAAAAAAARTMAN! [answers.com]

Re:KHAAAAAAAAAARTMAN! (5, Funny)

HTTP Error 403 403.9 (628865) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114513)

Oh my god! They killed Spock!

You bastards!

Re:KHAAAAAAAAAARTMAN! (3, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114555)

"Wessel? Wessel?!! Dude, what the @#%!! is a wessel!?!"

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!!!!!! (2, Funny)

FLDiver (660775) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114632)

U know whut this means? Klingons can kill Kenny every week! Stan and Kyle up to their ears in green alien cooze, and More Anal Probes for Cartman (ok, the less special effects on that the better!)

cmon now (1, Insightful)

Phil246 (803464) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114433)

april fools jokes are getting a little worn now. time to call it quits i think

Re:cmon now (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114472)

time to call it quits i think

Great idea. See you tomorrow. Maybe you can take the other people who keep bitching with you.

Re:cmon now (1)

nacturation (646836) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114534)

It's official: the sharks are starting to jump Slashdot.

Re:cmon now (1)

dmf415 (218827) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114549)

Its a tradition!

Re:cmon now (1)

StalinsNotDead (764374) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114570)

Odd.

You speak as if the editors read the comments.

Re:cmon now (0, Troll)

Lord_Dweomer (648696) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114576)

Unfortunately, since the editors never have really cared what their readership things, we will continue getting these extremely predictable, extremely obvious April Fools stories. The best we can do is not read them and not post to them since doing so will hurt the ad revenue generated by them (hopefully, if ever so insignificantly).

Another rumor (0)

Dilbert_ (17488) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114435)

I also hear they are going to introduce a new alien species that look a lot like fish...

Fish Aliens (4, Funny)

BobPaul (710574) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114541)

I also hear they are going to introduce a new alien species that look a lot like fish...

Yeah... they're gonna call them "Fish"

Re:Another rumor (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114617)

And maybe you need to stick the fish in your ear to hear what it is saying?

Y'know... (1)

the_skywise (189793) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114437)

That one I almost wish was true...

Special Effects (5, Funny)

The Snowman (116231) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114438)

In other words, Star Trek's special effects get an upgrade.

Re:Special Effects (1)

fm6 (162816) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114638)

Not to mention the writing! But which character will die in every episode?

best april fools joke (0, Redundant)

thundercatslair (809424) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114439)

This is by far the best april fools joke today, please stop so slashdot can go out on a high note!

Before fighting... (5, Funny)

filtur (724994) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114442)

The captain will now always yell "Respect my authoritah!"

This is 2x the retard level (0, Flamebait)

bird603568 (808629) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114445)

First of all it was cancled and its April fool's. So we all know its bull shit. And secondly everyone knows Star Wars is better execpt for JarJar.

Re:This is 2x the retard level (4, Informative)

halivar (535827) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114518)

And secondly everyone knows Star Wars is better execpt for JarJar.

I'm sorry, but you lose this one. You conveniently left out:
1) Greedo shoots second.
2) Anakin in E1.
3) Anakin in E2.
4) Anakin in E3.
5) Mitochlorians.
6) Mark Hamill.
7) A BBEG named "Dooku".
8) Rebel fleet is commanded by a lobster.

Sorry, but Star Wars is teh gay. Seven-of-Nine beat it hands down.

Re:This is 2x the retard level (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114595)

Seven-of-Nine beat it hands down.

Yeah, you wish. It may be inspired by her, but we all know you're using your own hands to beat it.

Re:This is 2x the retard level (1)

bird603568 (808629) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114640)

I'm sorry, but you lose this one. You conveniently left out:
1) Greedo shoots second.
2) Anakin in E1.
3) Anakin in E2.
4) Anakin in E3.
5) Mitochlorians.
6) Mark Hamill.
7) A BBEG named "Dooku".
8) Rebel fleet is commanded by a lobster.

who cares Greedo sucks BobaFett is so much better. your mad (and me) that Anakin is banging Portman in the movie. The Mitochlorians give you awesome powers like lightning and moving shit. and the rebels suck.

April Fools. (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114446)

APRIL FOOLS! Too easy.

Re:April Fools. (1, Funny)

nmb3000 (741169) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114623)

Seeing this post was modded Informative, I've lost all hope I had left for Slashdot moderation.

Honestly, it's too bad there's not a "No Shit You Dumbass" moderation.

I say this every year... (0, Offtopic)

Who drank my chocola (866496) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114447)

...But the "April Fool's Day" crap is old before 9 A.M. Then I grumble something about a "dead horse" and pledge to ignore Slashdot the rest of the day.

Re:I say this every year... (1)

Nuxi2k4 (853540) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114470)

this one sounds like it is about a couple of dead horses, Enterprise(ok, maybe this one is a dead blue whale washed up on the beach) and April Fools day jokes.

But you never do (2, Funny)

BobPaul (710574) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114565)

Then I grumble something about a "dead horse" and pledge to ignore Slashdot the rest of the day.

But you never do, do you? You posting finger has given you away ;)

April Fools? (0, Redundant)

ChickenMaster (466305) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114452)

You know it's commin...

so many mod points ... (5, Funny)

seringen (670743) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114458)

Having mod points on April First is like having root on a broken computer: It might in theory give you some power, but there's no way to use it effectively.

Re:so many mod points ... (4, Funny)

Jellybob (597204) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114540)

Agreed... I've got a bunch to use up, but I'm not doing it today unless they add a "-1: Bitter Old Man" rating so I can mod all those people who just don't get why April Fools is so fun.

Re:so many mod points ... (1)

sharkey (16670) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114584)

Having mod points on April First is like having root on a broken computer

Though to be nitpicky about it, Windows doesn't truly have a "root" account.

Re:so many mod points ... (4, Funny)

Sheepdot (211478) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114606)

And...

Getting modded on April First is like getting laid, it feels pretty cool that you don't have to be an actual geek to get it done, but later on you're embarrased about just how low you had to drop your standards to accomplish that task.

Finally!!! (3, Funny)

HTTP Error 403 403.9 (628865) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114459)

A good fart joke will re-energize the Star Trek franchise.

Another joke (0, Redundant)

m4vrick (535695) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114460)

April fools?

Interesting .... (1)

mnemonic_network (545143) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114461)

Can't wait to see how it looks

I wanna live! (1)

drewzhrodague (606182) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114463)

I wannt live! I wanna live!

will keep the voices of the original actors? (4, Funny)

lildogie (54998) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114467)

I think all the characters should have the voice of Majel Barrett.

These are really sucking (-1, Offtopic)

stlhawkeye (868951) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114468)

These jokes aren't funny, interesting, clever, or worth repeating. It's not even that they're not believable, it's that they're just stupid. The write-ups aren't funny or clever, they're getting VERY predictable. Add me to the chorus of increasingly annoyed /. readers who are losing patience with the 4/1 jokes this year. I don't mind that there's no/few legitimate news stories, but do the hoaxes have to be so obvious, uncreative, and simple-minded?

Sad... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114473)

... this would actually be a WELCOMED change for Star Trek, at least for some of us :\

As long as Berman gets shot out of a cannon... (1)

The_REAL_DZA (731082) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114474)

...I won't mind if this one does turn out to be true (especially if Cartman does a guest appearance...maybe HE could be the one to actually fire the cannon!)

Joke all day hey (1)

btk667 (722104) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114476)

It's been a long day! ;)

Productivity Soaring (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114481)

Tech companies' productivity levels are soaring as thousands of lazy employees quit browsing /. and do real, actual work.

I'm actually glad this is a April Fools joke (1)

sfcat (872532) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114482)

I never understood the obsession with Star Trek but to each his own I guess. The bad acting always ruined it for me. Hey, its better than American Idol and The bachelor at least.

Thank God... (0, Troll)

Docrates (148350) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114484)

...it's a joke.

I watched the whole first season...I struggled with a few episodes of the second season...and then I started downloading stargate...After sitting through the first season of stargate I tried to go back to ST:E and just couldn't sit through a signle episode.

Than NEVER happened to me with anything star trek...not even voyager in its bad days...not even ST Nemesis (which was terrible).

I realized I was only watching enterprise because it was Star Trek, not because it was worth it.

For the love of god, leave this franchise alone until you can find the equivalent of Jackson for LOTR.

Re:Thank God... (1)

Schlaefer (673275) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114637)

I was very disappointed about Atlantis. Save the day in the last minute and closed ministories in each episode. That is lame. Even STE did this better in the last two series.

April Fool! (1)

tadd (51292) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114485)

gotta be

Absolutely fantastic news (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114488)

As long as the Star Trek franchise keeps a presence on television -- that's really the most important thing!

Perhaps they can also approach George Lucas and work out a deal so they can do episodes VII-IX.

Little known secret (4, Funny)

AtariAmarok (451306) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114489)

William Shatner has, in fact, been played by one of these marionation puppets since 1996. The unlifelike sheen of his skin and the jerky speech patters are a dead give-away.

GO TEAM ENTERPRISE!!!!! (1)

dfn5 (524972) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114491)

Have Hank and Dean Venture joined the crew of Enterprise?

WTF (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114494)

April Fools jokes are NOT FUNNY when every fucking story posted is an April Fools joke.

Shit people.

Countdown to the flood of anti-April 1st posts (2, Insightful)

OmegaBlac (752432) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114502)

5 4 3 2 1...

I would pay money to see Cartmann as Captain (5, Funny)

Cr0w T. Trollbot (848674) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114504)

"I guess you didn't hear me, oh high and mighty Klingon commander, I said lick my hot sweaty balls!"

_____
"Screw you guys, I'm beaming home."

_____
"Sorry, we have a little morale problem with Ensign Redshirt. It seems-"

"Beam him into space. Now, onto the issue of dinner. I want-"

"Captain! we can't just beam a crew member into space. It's-"

"GODDAMN IT! I SAID BEAM HIM INTO SPACE! RESPECT MY A-THOR-I-TAY!"

- Crow T. Trollbot

Ironic (5, Funny)

boschmorden (610937) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114510)

That Kenny dies in every episode and wears a red shirt (coat).

Re:Ironic (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114613)

Actually, it's an orange hunting jacket. Fix the color levels on your TV.

Kill the April Fools jokes, already! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114514)

TAAACCCCOOOOOOOO!

OMG (5, Insightful)

Greyfox (87712) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114521)

I know it's a joke, but they totally should! For one thing, puppets with strings would have less wooden acting than the original cast. Second, Matt and Trey have the connections to do things like bring on Keanu Reeves's voice and have him be a red shirt that gets killed before he has a chance to actually say anything. I think if anyone could save the ailing Trek franchise, it'd be Matt and Trey.

April Fools (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114529)

So is every article posted today going to be fake?

what would have been cool.... (3, Insightful)

SQLz (564901) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114530)

...is if they did all real news and 1 really good april fools joke that at least tricked some idiots into posting long diatribes about how they are going to contact their senator or never buy another Snickers bar ever again.

Reading Slashdot today is obviously a waste.. (0, Flamebait)

khelms (772692) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114531)

For finding any real news of interest.

BASTARDS! (1)

AnalogDiehard (199128) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114532)

They killed CmdrTaco!

ugh. (1)

deviator (92787) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114538)

maybe it's because I've suffered through years of these silly april fools postings, but come on already - we get it - it's april fools - these things really aren't very funny anymore; they're just plain dumb.

can we get back to real items only of interest to hard core geeks (and NOBODY else?)

?WTF? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114539)

This crap gets a fifth season and Farscape got canceled!!! There is no justice in Sci-Fi!!

I knew this was fake (1)

Rinzai (694786) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114542)

...but I almost did a spit take anyway. Could be the best 0401 all day.

April Fools (1)

Mad Ogre (564694) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114543)

This April Fools thing is getting carried away. Next thing that will be reported is OSX for x86 and MS Linux.

MATT DAEMON (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114545)

MATT DAEMON!!!

Congratulations! and *BSD news too! (4, Funny)

AtariAmarok (451306) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114602)

"MATT DAEMON!!!"

Congratulations! Netcraft confirms that you have just won the contest for renaming the BSD "Beastie" mascot. As your prize, you get a years supply of Ben Affleck "Gigli" DVDs. Enjoy!

So.... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114548)

I'm guessing on 4/1/xx there is NO real news worth reporting? Guess I can just go to bed.

["OT"] making April 1st a public holiday (2, Insightful)

multi io (640409) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114556)

...well, at least for certain professions like politicians, press offices, financial advisors etc.

It's just too much hassle (and too expensive) to persuade everybody that everything that was publicly announced on April 1st was meant completely seriously (if it was).

South Park Trek? (1)

GrouchoMarx (153170) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114558)

Wow! And I didn't think they could do anything more kill Star Trek. Good ol' Paramount, they can always find a new way to destroy that series. :-)

(No, I don't like South Park.)

Post Noon (1)

Malicious (567158) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114564)

Apparently no one told the /. editors that April Fools day ends at noon.

Re:Post Noon (2, Informative)

SmokeHalo (783772) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114577)

It's been mentioned...but where are you in relation to the international dateline?

If only it wasn't April 1st (1)

dtfinch (661405) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114568)

That really sounds like a neat idea.

If only this were true (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114569)

Sigh - I'd watch this in a hot second, if only this were true!

Anyone else think /. has sucked today? (1)

Moderation abuser (184013) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114573)

Usually April 1 is just about bearable, but they seem to have gone out of their way to overdo it this time.

In the meantime, have a look at the new Triumph Speed Triple. You may need a bib:

http://www.triumph.co.uk/uk/788.aspx [triumph.co.uk]

Peak torque at *5100* rpm. Mwhahahahahaha!!! Not 8,000 or 9,000 like some other hunks of junk.

It's amazing... (1)

-kertrats- (718219) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114578)

It's amazing the number of people that feel the need to point out that these stories are jokes.

Re:It's amazing... (2, Insightful)

Dorf on Perl (738169) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114644)

It's amazing the number of people that feel the need to point out that these stories are jokes.

Come again now?

Gay Theme? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114580)

WTF? I *am* gay, and I find the Enterprise theme absolutely appalling! :)

Enough (1)

J.R. Random (801334) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114586)

Is there going to be at least one straight news story today?

Ok really, just knock it off. (1, Insightful)

fwitness (195565) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114600)

Really. Enough is enough.

April Fools (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114611)

Traditionally April Fooling stops at mid-day, so the fool's on you all...

Bwa ha ha haaaaaa

in other news... (1)

spirit_fingers (777604) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114615)

Comedy Central announced today that former Star Trek Producer Rick Berman will replace Trey Parker and Matt Stone as the creative force behind the hit series South Park. Berman said he is pleased to take the helm of such an exciting franchise. When asked what changes he plans for the pint-sized stars of the show, Berman said it's too soon to say, except that they're conducting focus group studies to assess viewer reactions to seeing Cartman as a Star Fleet captain along with Kyle as a Vulcan Science Officer. When asked if he intended to continue the hallowed tradition of killing off Kenny in every episode, Berman replied "of course! We think this could add a poignant human dimension to anti-matter overloads and warp core breaches."

Star Trek is NOT saved yet... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114618)

From Trekunited.com [trekunited.com] :

Traditionally, April 1st is April Fool's Day - a day to play pranks. While popular Star Trek communities like Startrek.com are jokingly announcing Star Trek: Enterprise's renewal a bit prematurely, TrekUnited continues to work to make it a reality, using the opportunity to ask all fans of Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek and science fiction to contribute to what is already now the biggest fan campaign fund in history, and make today's contribution total stand out.

Star Trek Enterprise has NOT been saved.

SOmething to consider about the 4/01 jokes (0, Redundant)

geekoid (135745) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114627)

First, they know they will get very few people. and exactly none after they read the first story.
But, some people come here letter in the day, so it gets them.
now thats only a part of it, the other side is there has been some funny stories, and posts.
In this topic alone I say 2 or thress pretty junny posts,and there have only be about 30 so far.

Please do not think the the crew at slashdot is trying to trick you with everyone of the posts. You are not that important, put your ego away.

Heh, sounds like something Shatner has been told once opr twice. A ST tye in, thus making this post not off topic.

BTW, your shoe is untied.

April Fools (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12114643)

These april fools jokes get worse every year. Where are the real articles? Every other year at least 1/4 of the front page was genuine

Completely off topic (2, Funny)

Locke2005 (849178) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114650)

You know, the pope had better not die today, 'cause if he does, nobody is going to beleive the announcement!

Slashdot on April Fools.... (1, Insightful)

c0dedude (587568) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114655)

Where funny goes to die.

The first believable thing I've read all day (1)

Reignking (832642) | more than 9 years ago | (#12114656)

"We're also gonna re-do the opening title sequence," Stone revealed. "Record a new theme -- something bombastic, action-oriented. Y'know, something that isn't, like, totally gay." Silence would be better than that song...
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