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Your Chance to Meet Bill Gates

CmdrTaco posted more than 9 years ago | from the i'd-love-to-interview-him dept.

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tcak writes "From the CNET article: "You could meet the chairman of Microsoft, but you'll have to profess a passion for Windows first. Microsoft is looking for true stories about people using Windows computers to pursue a passion or hobby. The company plans to use them in a marketing blitz tied to the 20th anniversary of Windows' debut. ""

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Wonderful (5, Funny)

mfh (56) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633109)

You could meet the chairman of Microsoft, but you'll have to profess a passion for Windows first.

How many of us will pretend to love windows just to get a chance to relive some fond memories [zpub.com] ?

Microsoft is looking for true stories about people using Windows computers to pursue a passion or hobby.

So now they have to bribe Windows users for positive reviews, eh? Seems about right.

Re:Wonderful (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633210)

bg: "Ok, now who of you uses Windows to achieve truly great things?"

msboi: "Uh! Uh! Take me, Mr. Gates!"

bg: "Yes, msboi."

msboi: "i raely luv windoze cause it meks it raely eazy to use AIM and ICQ and CS and Quacke and AMerica's Unsuccessfull Army and..."

bg: "Ok, well, thank you. Perhaps someone else. Someone a bit more ... professional."

bg: "..."

bg: "..."

bg: "..."

bg: "Well?"

bg: "..."

bg: "..."

bg: "Anybody?"

Re:Wonderful (4, Insightful)

DoraLives (622001) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633232)

How many of us will pretend to love windows just to get a chance to relive some fond memories?

How many of us want to see OUR names splashed around the world by the marketeers as somebody delirously in love with windows?

Re:Wonderful (5, Funny)

space_dude_27 (838047) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633313)

Me. I'll tell them how much fun I have using ace windows software like Firefox and Open Office. And Cygwin ;-)

Re:Wonderful (2, Insightful)

soloport (312487) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633257)

but you'll have to profess a passion for Windows

Isn't hatred one of the seven passions [commspeed.net] ?

Re:Wonderful (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633266)

Isn't this kind of like having to sign the loyalty oaths to get into Bush campaign events?

Re:Wonderful (4, Funny)

DS_User (874465) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633272)

Dear Bill; I have idolized you ever sinec I was a child. Now I plan to start my own computer business that will be based on things that already exist. However I will give everything a bloated gui to brainwash noobs into buying. Afterwards our software will turn to OS and then become so huge and bloated that it devours your own. Then I will be the master and you will be no more. Afterwards I will buy the senate and have them force my software to every government facility known to man. I will also send ultra buggy beta versions to Iraq which will destory everything with pure explosions from poor code. Then the US will love me, Britian will knight me, and then, and then. I shall be the emperor of the world. (Your master Sedious would be proud)Such is the way of the Sith.

You fake it (3, Funny)

Alien54 (180860) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633298)

So that at the News Conference in front of all the world media, with Bill at your side, you say, "Actually, I always use [Insert favorite Distro here] for actually doing work."

dubya townhall meeting (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633111)

reminds me of dumbya

FRIST POST (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633113)

pwn teh ECE

my only question is... (5, Funny)

whoisshe (878220) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633114)

...will they pat me down first before i meet him?

Apple's Switch (3, Interesting)

varmittang (849469) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633116)

Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be like Apple's Switch ads?

Re:Apple's Switch (5, Funny)

Golias (176380) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633131)

Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be like Apple's Switch ads?

That's the whole idea.

Another Microsoft innovation!

Re:Apple's Switch (4, Interesting)

linuxci (3530) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633285)

It's good to see Microsoft are worried on all fronts at the moment, they must be spending more than they ever have on improving products and advertising. You can't visit a tech site (even slashdot) without seeing ads that are saying that Windows is cheaper than Linux (unless you block ads*). Now they're doing an Apple style campaign to respond to people switching to Mac or maybe Linux on the desktop. They've revived the IE team and spending a fortune trying to patch the security holes in their swiss chesse products.


*I'd never block Microsoft's ads, sometimes I even click them in order to give the site some free money from Microsoft.

Re:Apple's Switch (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633201)

Or it could be to counter all the upcomming OSX adds [appleinsider.com] .

haha (1, Funny)

Mongoose (8480) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633125)

I use windows for... well, I'm sure I could use windows for... no wait I have wine. I'm sure it could be used for something...

Oh yes... making neat internet worms!

Totally love Windows (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633126)

And guns. Lots of guns.

We tried working with Windows... (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633127)

An employee suggested to me that we buy Windows for few offices here as an evaluation. I was skeptical at first but he explained the benefits of using it for our employee's day-to-day notekeeping and organization. So I decided to let him install Windows (Windows 95 I think) into 5 offices to see how the employees got on. Besides, our IT manager had been using Windows in his office and it seemed to work fine, why not try it on the client offices?

Once he'd got Windows up and running we let the users try it out. It all seemed fine to start with: Windows was a pretty good replacement for DOS and the users could still do their work as normal.

Alas it did not stay that way. After a few days, I had lost count of the number of complaints received from users who could not find things they were used to (like the command line) or tasks they could not perform that they previously could with the DOS. The constant crashing began to make using Windows a burden on our office supplies. The final straw came when one employee lost several hours work when Windows suddenly had an error reading from our network and corrupted his pr0n collection.

Needless to say, the Windows team offered no support whatsoever. I made the employee remove Windows from the offices and lets just say he's not with us anymore.

Re:We tried working with Windows... (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633244)

Oh man, this is hilarous...
here [slashdot.org]
and here [slashdot.org] are other similar Troll posts...

I would mod you up Funny if I had mod points...

xtracto

Second prize (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633128)

Two meetings with Bill Gates

Dear Bill. . . (1)

Nomihn0 (739701) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633129)

Dear Bill,

Thanks to Windows, my kitchen table doesn't stain.

Yours forever,
Steve Jobs

Re:Dear Bill. . . (0, Troll)

Ninwa (583633) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633195)

Nomihn0, you're not As Seen on TV, quit posing!

I use Windows at work! (5, Funny)

Boone^ (151057) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633133)

When I'm at work, I use a Dell PC running Windows XP to open my VNC sessions on the linux grid to write new simulators as well as check on the progress of currently executing ones, as well as pulling up my VNC terminal from my iMacG5 at home to peruse personal email.

Do I get to meet Bill now?

ObSimpsons (2, Funny)

antiphoton (821735) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633134)

Bill Gates: Buy him out, boys! Oh, you don't think I became the richest man in the world by writing checks, do you?

A passion for windows (2, Funny)

Paraplex (786149) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633138)

I remember when I passionately threw my windows 98 laptop at the ground... does that count?

Passion (5, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633141)

A lot of people seem to be passionate about Macs, Linux and some Unix variants. But I've never known anyone who is really passionate about windows, some people prefer it to other operating systems but nobody really seems to love it. I could understand apple doing this, but I think Microsoft might have difficulty finding people who really love windows.

Re:Passion (3, Interesting)

shibbie (619359) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633280)

You need to speak to my last boss... he was a Microsoft ISV. The passion came from seeing the money roll in.

Re:Passion (4, Interesting)

xtracto (837672) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633291)

Oh man, that is because you did not worked in this place [oz.com.mx] where I used to work, they are trying to be Microsoft Gold partners or something like that and the Chief is certainly a Microsoft Windows Fanboy (tm).

So yup, I have had the chance to work with two or three MS and Windows fanboys/zealots, whatever

Re:Passion (4, Funny)

maxwell demon (590494) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633311)

I've never known anyone who is really passionate about windows

You don't know any passionate Windows hater?

It does drive my passion: (2, Interesting)

wild_berry (448019) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633142)

I'd like to thank Mr Bill Gates for his product because it does drive my passion: to be involved with a hobby project that provides better software than his professional company does.

Do I win?

Why did they bother to post this then? (1)

AltGrendel (175092) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633145)

Profess a love for Windows. No one here is eligible, well 90% anyway.
Well sure, someone could lie just to meet him and then tell them what they really thing, but I'm sure the vetting process would weed those folks out.

90%? (1)

weighn (578357) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633319)

No one here is eligible, well 90% anyway

ok slashdot, time to come clean with those web logs. Are 90% of your readers really using win32?
Not many do profess a passion for windows, but it gets the job done for most. Move along.

Dear Bill, (3, Funny)

hplasm (576983) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633146)

I have used Windows for many years and now have a huge collection of porn/spyware. Does this count as an obsession/hobby?

Suddenly I feel like David Carradine... (4, Funny)

TripMaster Monkey (862126) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633147)

...Microsoft is offering a number of prizes, including the chance to meet Gates in Seattle...

Anyone here old enought to remember Death Race 2000 [imdb.com] ? Remember why Frankenstein (David Carradine) wanted so badly to win the race?

^_^

Re:Suddenly I feel like David Carradine... (1)

mwlewis (794711) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633318)

Ahh, one of my favorites. My friends and I love to have Bad Movie Nights, although the first half of the movie isn't nearly as entertaining as the end.

That was awesome! (5, Funny)

Nytewynd (829901) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633148)

I want to win just to pull the old Chris Farley interview from SNL.

Me: Remember that time you released windows?
Bill: Yeah
Me: That was awesome!

You mean *this* was awesome... (4, Funny)

Nick Driver (238034) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633270)

Balmer hawking Windows [albinoblacksheep.com] when it was first released.

pursue a passion or hobby (4, Funny)

bushboy (112290) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633151)

Hi There Bill, please consider me !

I use Windows to persue my hobbies, which include :-

phishing, spamming, cracking and distributing illegal files via p2p !

I have a real passion for windows !

Win98 (1)

ONOIML8 (23262) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633153)

So if I tell my story of how failures with Win98 pushed me to proficient at Solaris at work and switch to Linux at home....how tinkering with Linux based computers became my main hobby...that's what they're looking for, right?

Ha! (1)

CHESTER COPPERPOT (864371) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633154)

This story brings about images of the end prison planet scene of the Jet Li movie 'The One'. With Jet Li's character being Bill Gates and the the marauding mongol prison hordes being /.'ers.

Re:Ha! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633354)

"I am Bill Gates. I am nobody's bitch!"

Terror Storys (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633155)

if they asked for Terror Storys they would get a lot more of feedback.

Homey D Clown (1)

Gothmolly (148874) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633159)

This is my chance to finally get to meet The Man. Perhaps he will make me kiss his ring. But, I'll have my loaded sock ready...

Linux users need not apply. (2, Interesting)

yoder (178161) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633161)

Sounds like Uncle Bill is taking a page from Nature Boy's playbook. Filter [washingtonpost.com] those [spiegel.de] who have access to you [hillnews.com] so you never have to hear an opposing opinion.

hero (1)

nazsco (695026) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633162)

now you just have to learn the 10-foot-unblockable-move

Picture of gates on beech (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633164)

I got a picture of bill and some lady on the beech, who wants it, no one!

I know your reading this you f-in hoar! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633328)

hoe

A chance to meet Gates (1)

FidelCatsro (861135) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633166)

Oh goody
*Loads his riffle and dawns camoflage gear* um im just going duck hunting

Dear Bill, (1)

jmrobinson (660094) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633167)

If it weren't for windows, all my plants would die. Therefore, I love windows. PS You should try Debian, it is teh better...

Wait a minute... (1)

esconsult1 (203878) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633168)

Wonder who he could be taking a cue from? Is Carl Rove advising Microsoft in the fine art of the "favourable crowd"?

Re:Wait a minute... (0, Flamebait)

shawng (814093) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633274)

Dumbass - You not only spelled Karl Rove's name wrong, but you spelled favorable wrong. Why are liberals so stupid?

Perhaps... (1)

linuxci (3530) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633170)

Perhaps people could bombard Microsoft with stories of how windows has made their life easier and then end it with something like "oh wait, I was using (a Mac|Linux|Specturum 48k|...)".

It'd keep a few people in a job having to go through all those ;)

I use mine (1)

LordSnooty (853791) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633174)

I use mine to prop the door open. Put me on the telly, Bill!

passionatly bashing windows? (1)

DigitumDei (578031) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633178)

Slashdotters bash windows with a passion, some do it so much it could be considered a hobby, does that count?

the pope? (1)

hotrodman (472382) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633183)

I don't think you have to be a professed Catholic just to meet the pope do you? Or profess undying allegiance? How is BillG different?

Bill Gates is still a mortal like everyone else.

- E

Re:the pope? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633351)

"Bill Gates is still a mortal like everyone else."

That's yet to be proved.

Nemo

Passion and hobby.. (1)

E IS mC(Square) (721736) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633187)

A friend of mine is very much suicidal, and has a passion for running into life-threatening troubles. I guess I can suggest this to him.

It may give him some purpose in life.

Thank you very much, CNET.

My Submission (1)

HaydnH (877214) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633199)

"Microsoft is looking for true stories about people using Windows computers to pursue a passion or hobby." Dear Bill Gates, I have a passion for computer security, part of this passion involves finding exploits in software - thank you ever so much for making my hobby so frickin easy! Yours, Script Kiddie

Porn (2, Funny)

Poromenos1 (830658) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633200)

I use windows to watch porn. You AIN'T SEEN more passion than that!

Re:Porn (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633245)

Wste etsi e?

Tsontes blepoume sa den ntrepomaste...

{Info: Except for the parent, no one else is supposed to understand the above)

LOL

If a story could ever be marked as Flamebait... (5, Insightful)

Enoch Root (57473) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633203)

...this would be it.

Seriously, what is the point of posting this to Slashdot? No, REALLY? Is this some kind of group anger management therapy?

Re:If a story could ever be marked as Flamebait... (4, Funny)

metricmusic (766303) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633321)

STFU u.

My pursuit of windows (1)

BitchAss (146906) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633204)

Dear Bill -

I have often persued Windows for many hours. Sometimes it is very difficult to remember where I left my burned Windows XP CD.

Also, whenever you release a new version of Windows, I am at my computer trying to get the 0 day FTP sites so that I can have my pirated copy of windows before anyone else. Torrents have made this much simpler to accomplish.

So, thanks for being you!

Love, me

I know... (1)

DiamondGeezer (872237) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633206)

...someone who has a passion for Windows.

He's a window cleaner.

Passion (1)

trandism (835011) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633211)

Hell yeah I have a passion for Windows...

A passion rebooting them!

Download ISOs (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633215)

I use my windows XP box and DS3 connection at work to download all of my linux ISOs.

and it was like, bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep (1)

Therlin (126989) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633216)

Well, here's one [ellenfeiss.net] .

Now's Our Chance Boys $ (1)

ultimabaka (864222) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633223)

CS nerds are good at lying through our teeth - all we need to do is get close enough, and BANG! One less problem.

Passion for Windows? (1)

ooze (307871) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633226)

Isn't it strange, that every major player in any business has at least on product many people feel passionate about, and that are undoubtely admired by all in the know? I will stick to IT for now, but HP had the pocket calculators and really good printers. IBM has the mainframes and ThinkPads and more. Apple has so many strongly felt for products that it gets sappy...
But can for any sake not think of any Microsoft product that gives me or anyone I know the dreamy eyes...

Re:Passion for Windows? (1)

maxwell demon (590494) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633366)

Well, I guess Microsoft stock gave a few people dreamy eyes. After all, the one thing MS was always good in is producing cash inflow.

Using Windows to pursue a passion? (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633227)

Microsoft is looking for true stories about people using Windows computers to pursue a passion or hobby.

Does masochism count?

Thanks, Bill (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633228)

Because of your Windows software, it's progession from "operating environment" to "operating system", it's continued cycle of upgrades and MS-driven support, it's wonderful array of virus software, and the closed nature of the source preventing me from ever learning anything about computers, I have been able to follow of dream of understanding computers by switching to Linux. Something that I would never had considered before using Windows.

My essay (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633231)

Hello, MircoSoft Windows is teh best! Before MircoSoft Windows, I was addicted to crack and lived on the street. Now, I am teh most successful persons on da planet. Thanks MircoSoft!

My hobby is fixing computers (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633236)

Even although I run linux myself, I spend almost all of my free time fixing Microsoft Windows for friends and family. Thanks Bill, your OS really changed my fucking life and I'm _really_ looking forward to meeting you.

Hugs & Kisses,

Slashdot

Well, I don't particularily want to meet him... (2, Funny)

kyle90 (827345) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633237)

but I wouldn't mind being in his will.

Ahem... (1)

cOdEgUru (181536) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633238)

Does that mean "Sell your soul, Meet the Devil?"

*ducks*

You would think, as a real incentive, they would throw "boobies" in there somewhere..Darn!

My passion is ... (0, Redundant)

DaneelGiskard (222145) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633241)

... to hit my Windows machine. May I join?

Sell my soul (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633248)

I'd sell my soul for that cool national geographic prize. Only problem is I'll need to make up something cool I use windows for.

You know playing video games and looking up pr0n isn't really ground breaking or exciting use of Windows....

Well at leats in france it will be easy (2, Funny)

matgorb (562145) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633252)

When I see the reaction I get everytime I post on French Clubic.com on why people use Windows when they could do what they do free with Linux or other, I can tell you that some people are fanatic about Windows, if I'm not called troll I got something like "You bloody OpenSource freak, why would I not use Windows when it is free and I can get tons of warez game on it..." Does using pirated Windows qualify?

My passion (1)

shibbie (619359) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633253)

My passion is helpdesk support and helping people with their Windows woes. I get first dibs.... think they'll let me play....?

It really helped me with... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633261)

my security career of finding Windows vulnerabilities. Talk about job security. =)

Windows is an amazing tool (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633267)

In my line of business, without my far-reaching botnet of zombified Windows(C) machines I simply couldn't pursue my favourite hobby - depriving suckas of their hard earned cash. Yes, thanks to Windows, I can continue to spam the entirety of all the Internets, launch DDOS attacks unless they pay up, securely release new virii and circumvent law enforcement.

BTW, I'd prefer to meet him through a proxy, should I win.

I have the passion of... (1)

master_p (608214) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633277)

...slamming Microsoft on /. (and a fine recipie for pies)... do I win? :-)

Don't forget to bring (4, Funny)

DrXym (126579) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633282)

your stake, mallet and holy water.

Too late Bill (2, Interesting)

Ailure (853833) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633283)

I used to love Windows for... six years ago? Ten years ago I thought that the alternatives for Windows did suck. Boy how I grown up now. The last time I was impressed by Microsoft was with Win XP, but now later on I realised how indiffrent it was to Win2K.

Boy, I regret bashing Macintosh in elementary school years...

And oh, there is alot of Windows fans. I know, becuse I seen them. And most of the time, they're really aren't a nerd, or they're a hardcore gamer. Which is a type of nerd too infact...

I would gladly meet Bill gates thought, even if Steve Ballmer would be a more funny guy. :)

I'd rather meet Paul Allen (1)

borkus (179118) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633289)

Especially if he let me take a ride in the 10-man submarine attached to this baby [yachtcrew-cv.com] .

My submission (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633292)

Here's my submission. [moonty.org] Do you think it will win?

Phisherman Testimonial? (1)

TheConfusedOne (442158) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633295)

Maybe we could get a phisher to write about how he loves Windows for it's ease of use in ripping off people's personal information.

An ode to Outlook Express...

How I turned 100 hotmail accounts into a spam powerhouse?

Or, why I really like Windows. I get to billg@microsoft.com in the email line for all those annoying registration forms.

And the name of the movie is... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633303)

Kill Bill

Looking for someone passionate about Windows?? (1)

CrazyTalk (662055) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633326)

Yeah, good luck with that Bill. No wonder they have to conduct a nationwide search!

Ze Vikosovt Vindovz iz your friend.... (1)

xdavexxx (840888) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633329)

I use Microsoft Windows to power my world domination efforts. Does that count?

Windows makes good money (1)

Sathallrin (874274) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633332)

Dear Bill,
Thank you for making an operating system that is infected with viruses and spyware. And simple enough that any idiot can use and fill up with so many viruses and spyware in only a month that the computer is unusable. So these people have to pay me frequently to clean out their systems for them. $$$

I am a shoe-in with this poem (1)

a_greer2005 (863926) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633333)

I love the way Windows crashes
When Apple or Google come up, Microsoft bashes
The viruses and spyware I love to hate
for the next upgrade serve as bait
Oh for longhorn I cannot wait
But without walls or fences
the world needs no windows or gates

I've seen him (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 9 years ago | (#12633336)

I've seen him. He's rubbish.

Hehe (1)

unixmaster (573907) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633342)

I am sure all windows admins are lined up for this already =)

My experience with Windows (1)

bcmm (768152) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633348)

I had just reinstalled Windows XP on an old computer that we had reformated to sell, and was installing the software that came with it, and explorer was crashing because it didn't want to open zip files. And every time explorer had to be started again, it popped up a bubble asking me to take a tour of the "exciting new features of Windows XP", because that is what it does when it has just been installed.

Windows was reminding me how new and innovative it was every time it crashed. Brilliant.

Sept 30, Apr 1: What's the difference? (1)

UnknowingFool (672806) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633349)

Is this another April Fool's joke horribly late? If it isn't, I have to start making some pies and figuring out a way to slip them past security.

I love Windows because... (1)

Zog The Undeniable (632031) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633356)

...it gave us the world's first example of -35 day warez [tiscali.be] .

OOH! OOH! PICK ME! PICK ME!!! (3, Funny)

Electric Eye (5518) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633358)

Why do I have this vision of Gates dressed as Santa and a line of geeks is waiting to sit on his lap?

"Hi, um, Bill, er, um, Mr. Gates. I love Windows so much, I have the logo tattoed on my heiny. Want to see it?"

"What?? That's copyright infringement!! Guards, place this manboy under arrest!!"

Windows is a Foil (1)

Phoenix666 (184391) | more than 9 years ago | (#12633360)

I use to highlight the virtues of Linux.
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