Beta

Slashdot: News for Nerds

×

Welcome to the Slashdot Beta site -- learn more here. Use the link in the footer or click here to return to the Classic version of Slashdot.

Thank you!

Before you choose to head back to the Classic look of the site, we'd appreciate it if you share your thoughts on the Beta; your feedback is what drives our ongoing development.

Beta is different and we value you taking the time to try it out. Please take a look at the changes we've made in Beta and  learn more about it. Thanks for reading, and for making the site better!

Death Star Subwoofer

CmdrTaco posted about 9 years ago | from the because-you-can dept.

Music 357

bmfs writes "A subwoofer so powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the cholesterol from arteries and generally make a lot of noise. It seems that the Death Star, ignoring the weakness that ultimately lead to its complete destruction, was a pretty good design... so someone made his own (with a lot of help from a housemate). The Death Star Subwoofer is currently up for sale on Ebay."

cancel ×

357 comments

OMFG - 2 FIRST POSTS IN A ROW !!!! (-1, Troll)

Bazunok (868402) | about 9 years ago | (#13103860)

OMFG - I cannot believe that you are such a TOTAL FUCKING LOSER.

Yes, I am talking to you - the 'moderator' with the small penis and no clue - you know who you are - you are the only STUPID IDIOT reading this post, and ... look ... here he goes.... YES - this DUMB FUCKFACE has just wasted one of his precious mod points on modding down the first post.

Wow - what a DICKHEAD you are. Gee, I bet your mum's proud though, isnt she? What? she thinks you are a total fuckhead as well? - well what do you know!

Re:OMFG - 2 FIRST POSTS IN A ROW !!!! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13104095)

Had I mod points, you'd get a +1 Funny from me. That was so asinine and had a delivery that was unexpected as to be brilliant. And some idiot mod played right into your hands... Well done!

Re:OMFG - 2 FIRST POSTS IN A ROW !!!! (-1, Offtopic)

skyshock21 (764958) | about 9 years ago | (#13104119)

I agree! That came WAY out from left field and caught me so off-guard I couldn't help but laugh.

So... I see your Bass is as big as mine... (5, Funny)

losman (840619) | about 9 years ago | (#13103862)

Let's see how you handle it...

Re:So... I see your Bass is as big as mine... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103960)

In space, no one can hear your bass scream.

Re:So... I see your Bass is as big as mine... (1)

EnderWiggnz (39214) | about 9 years ago | (#13104027)

who the hell cares about some screaming fish?

A disturbance in the Force (5, Funny)

AtariAmarok (451306) | about 9 years ago | (#13103873)

"....powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the cholesterol from arteries and generally make a lot of noise"

Just like George Lucas' legal team!

That's no moon... (0, Redundant)

BlackCobra43 (596714) | about 9 years ago | (#13103876)

It's a subwoofer

Good job idiot (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103932)

you just quoted the subtitle on the ebay ad.

Re:Good job idiot (2, Funny)

BlackCobra43 (596714) | about 9 years ago | (#13103950)

I can't acess ebay auctions at work you insensitive clod.

Re:That's no moon... (5, Funny)

FidelCatsro (861135) | about 9 years ago | (#13104026)

no no no its ,
That's no moon ,Its a Base station

Re:That's no moon... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13104124)

Let me guess. Are you 15?

death star? (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103877)

looks more like a "deaf" star, yo.

*pauses to pour out a 40 for my fallen homies who have joined the force*

Sadly, Even When Added To Your Sound System.... (4, Funny)

BRock97 (17460) | about 9 years ago | (#13103961)

... it will still be insignificant when compared to the power of the Force.

Re:Sadly, Even When Added To Your Sound System.... (1)

goosman (145634) | about 9 years ago | (#13104038)

More bonus points to the person who buys it and reloads it with ElectroVoice Force series speakers....

Re:death star? (1)

Lotharus (900727) | about 9 years ago | (#13104011)

Don't you mean "def" star? Hee hee.

Re:death star? (4, Funny)

Hogwash McFly (678207) | about 9 years ago | (#13104114)

Listening to ebonics is a fate worse than deaf.

Even more cool... (4, Informative)

CommanderData (782739) | about 9 years ago | (#13103878)

Are the construction photos [objectreality.co.uk] of the Death Star Subwoofer. He won't ship it due to size and weight so you need to be local to Reading, UK to pick it up. These photos betray enough of the design to build your own fully armed and operational battle station.

Re:Even more cool... (1)

theamazingflyingshee (900968) | about 9 years ago | (#13103900)

Im going to make my own planet destroyer with those photos to mow the lawn.

Re:Even more cool... (5, Funny)

Jamu (852752) | about 9 years ago | (#13103955)

These photos betray enough of the design to build your own fully armed and operational battle station.

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Sorry.

Re:Even more cool... (4, Funny)

dr_dank (472072) | about 9 years ago | (#13104152)

He won't ship it due to size and weight so you need to be local to Reading, UK to pick it up.

It's a trap!

Obligatory reference... (2, Funny)

Craig Maloney (1104) | about 9 years ago | (#13103879)

"Now witness the FULL POWER
of this fully armed and operational BASS STATION"

Re:Obligatory reference... (5, Funny)

mbadolato (105588) | about 9 years ago | (#13103981)

All Your Bass Are Belong To Us!

Perfect for surround sound (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103880)

Fear will keep the other speakers in line!

feel the power! (1)

obzidian (591525) | about 9 years ago | (#13103881)

-darth voice begins- Now you will feel the power of the Dark Side! -darth voice ends-

Completely off-topic (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103882)

Who dies in the new Harry Potter? Who? Please let me know!

Re:Completely off-topic (4, Funny)

AtariAmarok (451306) | about 9 years ago | (#13103911)

"Who dies in the new Harry Potter? Who? Please let me know!"

I think Jar Jar Weasley dies when the Dark Lord Vadermort blows up Hogobah... oh never mind.

Re:Completely off-topic (0, Offtopic)

Monte (48723) | about 9 years ago | (#13103939)

Who dies in the new Harry Potter?

Whathisname, the token black kid.

Re:Completely off-topic (4, Funny)

AtariAmarok (451306) | about 9 years ago | (#13103987)

"Whathisname, the token black kid."

You mean Boromir, right? The guy killed by the Cylons because he entered a stargate during a Wraith attack.

Re:Completely off-topic (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103989)

http://tinyurl.com/9nu5p [tinyurl.com] I hid the url because it tells you who in the title. Anyway, hope it helps.

Re:Completely off-topic (-1, Offtopic)

Patrik_AKA_RedX (624423) | about 9 years ago | (#13104023)

You did. They found your body in front of your computer. Apparently you were killed with an axe while reading a reply on /.

Re:Completely off-topic (0)

FLEB (312391) | about 9 years ago | (#13104159)

Damn trolls.

Re:Completely off-topic (-1, Offtopic)

hunterx11 (778171) | about 9 years ago | (#13104156)

Voldemort: There's something Dumbledore never told you about your father.
Harry: He told me enough; he told me you killed him!
Voldemort: No, I am your father!

[SPOILER] Re:Completely off-topic (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13104157)

Dont read the below if you dont want to know

Dumbledore, killed by snape.

handwaving (5, Funny)

justforaday (560408) | about 9 years ago | (#13103886)

This isn't the bass you are looking for...

Ebay (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103890)

Wish I could get my auctions posted on slashdot...

Re:Ebay (1)

glassjaw rocks (793596) | about 9 years ago | (#13104127)

No doubt, man. Those 50 Ginsu knife sets I put up a while ago surely would've sold if I put them on ebay AND slashdot!

Yes that's very cool but.... (1)

TsukasaZero (850187) | about 9 years ago | (#13103895)

Can it run Linux?

Re:Yes that's very cool but.... (0)

Monte (48723) | about 9 years ago | (#13103978)

Can it run Linux?

Imagine a beowulf cluster of these things!

[obligatory]

Re:Yes that's very cool but.... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13104102)

you're an idiot (obligatory).

Re:Yes that's very cool but.... (1)

Leroy_Brown242 (683141) | about 9 years ago | (#13103988)

No, but it uses open source waveforms.

I take "Paraphrase This!" for $500 (4, Insightful)

richdun (672214) | about 9 years ago | (#13103897)

from the eBay listing:

"a subwoofer so powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the colesteral from my arteries and generally make a lot of noise. It seemed to me that the Death Star, ignoring the weakness that ultimately lead to it's complete destruction, was a pretty good design... so I made my own (with a lot of help from my then housemate)."

from the post:

"A subwoofer so powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the cholesterol from arteries and generally make a lot of noise. It seems that the Death Star, ignoring the weakness that ultimately lead to its complete destruction, was a pretty good design... so someone made his own (with a lot of help from a housemate). The Death Star Subwoofer is currently up for sale on Ebay."

Hmmm...the copy and paste is strong in this one. At least he fixed a couple spelling/grammar errors.

Re:I take "Paraphrase This!" for $500 (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103986)

that's a surprise/revelation to you, that most /. submissions contain copied text from the original article or website?

So... (5, Funny)

Tuxedo Jack (648130) | about 9 years ago | (#13103899)

Who's going to build the Bass-tille?

Funniest eBay listing I've seen in a while (5, Funny)

Monte (48723) | about 9 years ago | (#13103903)

The Q&A section alone is worth reading TFA.

Q: Look at the size of that thing!
A: Cut the chatter Red 2.

Re:Funniest eBay listing I've seen in a while (4, Funny)

DrEldarion (114072) | about 9 years ago | (#13104053)

Hah, this one is even better:

Q: If your "deathstar" subwooofer had a stand-up fight with a "borg cube" all-in-1 hi-fi then who'd win and how?
A: The Death Star can destroy a planet. I can't imagine it would struggle against a gramophone with a built in wireless and auto-reverse cassette deck.

In space . . . (1)

Leroy_Brown242 (683141) | about 9 years ago | (#13103906)

. . . Nobody can hear you . . .


Car version? (1)

mfloy (899187) | about 9 years ago | (#13103910)

All they need now is one I can attach my car stereo to so people can hear me coming from 30 miles away.

Just let me know (4, Funny)

AtariAmarok (451306) | about 9 years ago | (#13104030)

"All they need now is one I can attach my car stereo to so people can hear me coming from 30 miles away."

Just let us know when you build your Imperial Car Destroyer. Put the plans up here (slashdotting be damned). I bet it would be a real babe magnet.

"Hey, baby! Anyone ever tell you look just like Natalie Portman? Come over here and check out my ride. It's got 385 Tauntauns under the hood. Maybe we can go over to my apartment. I've got hot grits and Death Star loudspeakers. Yeah, baby."

Idiots never learn from history. (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103922)

The subwoofer installed is an Alpine 12" SWS-1242D, rated at 900W peak power, 300W rms. The enclosure is filled with foam wadding and ported. The ports are vented directly out the bottom of the subwoofer. The design was modelled on WinISD to calculate the port lengths... it's proper stuff :) There are two 4mm binding posts at the back for connection to a power amplifier. I'll be adding the amplifier to e-bay as soon as I type out a description, but any amplifier will work.

These suckers have put in yet another thermal exhaust port that would be the prefect fit for a couple of proton torpedoes. Idiots never learn from history. The Bose alliance is going to have a field day with this.

That's nothing (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13103924)

Compared to my ghetto computer (in full Soul Train mode), my ghetto computer can bset your whimpy death star.

Obligatory Stormtrooper Quote (1)

syntap (242090) | about 9 years ago | (#13103934)

Look sir... Floyds.

Looks great... unfortunately... (5, Funny)

lpangelrob (714473) | about 9 years ago | (#13103938)

Unfortunately, a lightning bug entered through an exhaust vent at the end of a trench in the subwoofer, resulting in the destruction of the subwoofer.

Reportedly, the force was with it.

Chavs (3, Insightful)

Gaima (174551) | about 9 years ago | (#13103944)

A subwoofer so powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the cholesterol from arteries and generally make a lot of noise.

Just like many of the chavs who drive past my office every day.
I'm about 250 yards from the road, and mini-roundabout they have to stop at. There are doubled glazed windows, and insulated timber walls between too.
Some of these chavs have bass so loud and powerful, it physically hurts even when sat at my desk, or is low enough to give people headaches, or pop ear drums like when leaving a tunnel.
Deathstar has nothing on these people, if you can call them people anymore... Zombies probably covers it better, what with their pickled brains and all.

Re:Chavs (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13104055)

Some of these chavs have bass so loud and powerful, it physically hurts even when sat at my desk, or is low enough to give people headaches, or pop ear drums like when leaving a tunnel.

Worse, not one of them can afford proper effing speakers. It's not so much "hear my music!" as "hear my cheap speakers distort!"

For those who say (4, Funny)

jaysones (138378) | about 9 years ago | (#13103947)

"I find your lack of bass disturbing."

Wow! (3, Interesting)

kjkeefe (581605) | about 9 years ago | (#13103949)

Who do you pay to get your ebay auctions posted on slashdot!?!? He'll be having a very nice christmas I'll bet...

No kidding! (1)

LBt1st (709520) | about 9 years ago | (#13104097)

I got a 19" TV I'm trying to get rid of! Maybe /. will help me net $20,000 for it?

Re:No kidding! (1)

Perekrestok (900710) | about 9 years ago | (#13104161)

Is your 19" TV somehow unique, creative and an interest to nerds (Star Wars theme, for example)? If so, then go ahead and submit it.

Re:Wow! (3, Interesting)

Perekrestok (900710) | about 9 years ago | (#13104106)

I was thinking the same thing until I saw that the sub is actually pretty cool. Should /. refrain from posting any auctions even if they are awesome?

ob. party pooper (1)

arootbeer (808234) | about 9 years ago | (#13103951)

So, this would be "stuff that matters", right? :)

Re:ob. party pooper (1)

KD5YPT (714783) | about 9 years ago | (#13104117)

For StarWar fans, this IS the kind of stuff that matters. Which is quite a few of the Slashdot readers (I won't say majority, since I'm not that knowledgeable).

Recipe (5, Funny)

GauteL (29207) | about 9 years ago | (#13103958)

1. Make silly Star Wars / Star Trek gadget.
2. Put it up on eBay
3. Notify Slashdot
4. Profit!

Re:Recipe (5, Funny)

bugnuts (94678) | about 9 years ago | (#13103994)

I find your lack of ??? disturbing.

Re:Recipe (1)

mindaktiviti (630001) | about 9 years ago | (#13104126)

As do I. And yet, when I clicked on the link and looked at the image, I was somehow drawn to its ...force. Force of advertising! Bah! Damn you /.

Re:Recipe (2)

Perekrestok (900710) | about 9 years ago | (#13104032)

In this case it's actually a pretty cool Star Wars gadget even if you're not a fan of the movies.

No shipping? (3, Funny)

ShyGuy91284 (701108) | about 9 years ago | (#13103959)

He should have thought about it more. Even if the shipping was a hundred or so, I'm sure he could have found people that would be willing to pay much more for it even with shipping since some Star Wars fans can be rather rabid and obsessive... *cough* Time to return to my homemade Star Trek bridge.....

Re:No shipping? (1)

Monte (48723) | about 9 years ago | (#13104025)

The thing weighs in the neighborhood of 150 pounds. I don't know if UPS will even touch that.

Re:No shipping? (1)

eln (21727) | about 9 years ago | (#13104079)

There are plenty of courier services who will ship that sort of thing, even internationally. Hell, you could probably get an airliner to haul it for you in their cargo hold for a fee.

Oblig.... (1, Redundant)

Auntie Virus (772950) | about 9 years ago | (#13103966)

All your BASS are belong to us!

Nice Idea... (1, Informative)

hoka (880785) | about 9 years ago | (#13103967)

But still powerfully weak. While I'm sure the bass output from it is strong, that thing just doesn't have the sheer wattage or box design, or even a speaker worth a damn. Its minimally interesting only because the guy made a purty looking box, but for real home theatre you are better off with something ported and tuned for low frequencies (however low you consider "low").

And a better speaker would probably be good too.

Re:Nice Idea... (3, Informative)

ka9dgx (72702) | about 9 years ago | (#13104029)

He did port and tune it... you merely needed to Read the fine E-Bay Entry Listing (REBEL) to learn that.

--Mike--

Re:Nice Idea... (1)

bugnuts (94678) | about 9 years ago | (#13104049)

from tfa, The enclosure is filled with foam wadding and ported. The ports are vented directly out the bottom of the subwoofer. The design was modelled on WinISD to calculate the port lengths...

Re:Nice Idea... Check out the B&W PV1 (1)

asliarun (636603) | about 9 years ago | (#13104086)

First look at this hack reminded me of the Bowers & Wilkins PV1 [bwspeakers.com] . IMHO, a much much better deathstar subwoofer.

Sigh. If only i could afford one of these babies.

Re:Nice Idea... (1)

QuietLagoon (813062) | about 9 years ago | (#13104128)

Speaker manufacturers go through great lengths (no pun intended) to assure that the internal dimensions of the enclosure do not allow standing waves to build up. In "box" enclosures, the length, width and height are all differing dimensions, with no dimension being a multiple of the other.

While the internal construction of the ball subwoofer looks rather robust, I didn't see any steps taken to reduce internal standing waves. The wadding helps, but not as much as you might think.

In short, the spherical form factor may look cool and make for a good eBay headline, but it is far from being an optimal speaker enclosure.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force (1, Funny)

mboos (700155) | about 9 years ago | (#13103973)

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly drowned out by the noise.

Re:I felt a great disturbance in the Force (1)

fm2503 (876331) | about 9 years ago | (#13104073)

Shortly followed by an even greater disturbance in the net as if thousands of load balanced web servers suddenly melted......

More money, you will have. (1)

RUFFyamahaRYDER (887557) | about 9 years ago | (#13103982)

I think this guy is going to get a lot of money for this thing because of some huge Star Wars fan out there... It will be interesting to check back later today to see where the bid is at.

Re:More money, you will have. (1)

rayde (738949) | about 9 years ago | (#13104118)

he'd get more if he was willing to pack it in a box and ship it somewhere. Not sure why he wouldn't be willing to do that.. it's not like sellers pay shipping costs.

Many bothans died... (0)

rhesuspieces00 (804354) | about 9 years ago | (#13103984)

to bring us this link... [objectreality.co.uk]

Wow... (2, Interesting)

themishkin (898361) | about 9 years ago | (#13103993)

I happened to check out the listing when there were only 3 comments posted on Slashdot about this. The ebay counter was around 4000 at the time and now it's up to 11000+ about 5 minutes later! Behold, the power of Slashdot!

That's not a subwoofer.... (5, Interesting)

Tyler Eaves (344284) | about 9 years ago | (#13103996)

THIS [royaldevice.com] is a subwoofer.

Re:That's not a subwoofer.... (1)

juanfe (466699) | about 9 years ago | (#13104059)

The perfect tool to induce total loss of bowel control...

Re:That's not a subwoofer.... (1)

KD5YPT (714783) | about 9 years ago | (#13104091)

That... looked like something that could induce a total hearing lost...

"Is that an earthquake?" - random visitor.

Join me... (1)

CaptainFork (865941) | about 9 years ago | (#13103999)

...and together we can rule the home cinema, as subwoofer and centre speaker. Together we have the power to play the sound effects of Jurassic Park^H^H^H^H^H^H^HReturn of the Sith as they were destined to be...

Could've used a better subwoofer (1)

Bonzor (856075) | about 9 years ago | (#13104009)

The Alpine Type-S isn't really powerful at all. A DD9515 couple with a 1500 watt amp would have been better. An Alpine Type-S is........weak.

Eh? (1)

urbanshepherd (875074) | about 9 years ago | (#13104013)

DV: I am your Father. LS: Pardon? DV: Doesn't matter.

Not Really Impressive (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 9 years ago | (#13104043)

I was expecting some 18-inch, multi-kilowatt monster, but instead I find some low-end Alpine (!?) and a mere 300 watts. Oh, and a big enclosure made to look like the Death Star. Meh.

Yeah, but... (1)

GillBates0 (664202) | about 9 years ago | (#13104047)

can it emit the brown note?

"I Have.... (1)

ehaggis (879721) | about 9 years ago | (#13104054)

...a bad feeling about this."

At least... (1, Funny)

Vexler (127353) | about 9 years ago | (#13104057)

James Earl Jones has never sounded so... Verizon.

Really really cool... now (1)

Arthur B. (806360) | about 9 years ago | (#13104076)

Let's watch the number of bids augment as the auction is being slashdotted. Free advertising anyone ?

nitpick... (4, Insightful)

craighmac.com (561028) | about 9 years ago | (#13104092)

"When Darth Vader decided to take over the universe, he decided he needed a really big gun.... a really very big gun indeed, a gun so big it could destroy an entire planet in a single shot. With this in mind he built the Death Star"
According to the most recent episodes II and III, Darth Vader had nothing to do with the inception, design and initial construction of the Death Star. It was entire the purview of Palpatine.

When's my turn? (3, Funny)

AtariAmarok (451306) | about 9 years ago | (#13104105)

I've got a Weber propane BBQ painted to look like Jabba's barge. If I put it on eBay, can you make it a Slashdot news item tomorrow?

E-Bay usually not fun (1)

RamboIII (899894) | about 9 years ago | (#13104110)

But the Q&A section of this reflects the guy's sense of humor:

From TFA:

Quotes

"Jesus Christ, what's that!"... Colin

"I can feel my trousers vibrating"... Steve

"Turn your bass down"... My neighbours

"That won't fit in our apartment"... My Girlfriend

And in other news.. (1)

Snatch422 (896695) | about 9 years ago | (#13104112)

In other news...The officials said all of the candidates on Bush's short list are male and female judges What an insensitive clod! No hermaphrodites on the list AGAIN!

Tomorrow on Ebay... (2, Funny)

shadowmatter (734276) | about 9 years ago | (#13104132)

I sell Jar Jar Binx piñata.

- shadowmatter

Weights and Measures.... (1)

brianimator (779824) | about 9 years ago | (#13104141)

The weight for this thing is given in kilos, while its size is given in inches.... seems strange to this Yank.... shouldn't the measurements be given in cm's? Is this mixing of measurements common? Anyways, good excuse for using my unit conversion widget... whoa.... 65 kilos = 143.30047 lbs

I've got a bad feeling about this... (3, Funny)

glassgnost (672019) | about 9 years ago | (#13104142)


all your vibes are belong to us

Be Nice To See It (1)

fire-eyes (522894) | about 9 years ago | (#13104148)

It'd be great if us firefox users could, you know, *see it*?

Glad i'm not actually thinking of buying it, since I can't see it.

C'mon Ebay.
Load More Comments
Slashdot Account

Need an Account?

Forgot your password?

Don't worry, we never post anything without your permission.

Submission Text Formatting Tips

We support a small subset of HTML, namely these tags:

  • b
  • i
  • p
  • br
  • a
  • ol
  • ul
  • li
  • dl
  • dt
  • dd
  • em
  • strong
  • tt
  • blockquote
  • div
  • quote
  • ecode

"ecode" can be used for code snippets, for example:

<ecode>    while(1) { do_something(); } </ecode>
Create a Slashdot Account

Loading...