CUTEST WEB SITE EVER DISCOVERED!!!

ToeSocks06 writes "The cutest site i've ever or youve ever seen is this one CLICK IT NOW LOL!!! because they have the cutest pictures you will ever see :) :) :) Like hamsters wearing SO CUTE hats and so many kittens zomg i love kitties especially that brown one i hope they show him with hats to LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Ok I gottta go now bye!!!"

Time to Overload the Cute!

[Kelson]

I don't know how much traffic Cute Overload gets, but judging by the number of large images on their home page, I think they're about to get overloaded themselves...

OMG!!! You /.'d the kitties!!!

[AngryNick]

There is blood and little bits of fur everywhere. The poor little guys didn't even see it coming.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY CMDRTACO!!! KITTY KILLER!!!

For heaven's sake, someone get a mirror up before the cute little baby ducks become part of the carnage too.

Re:Time to Overload the Cute!

[Kelson]

Well, they do at least have penguin [typepad.com] pictures [typepad.com]. It's kinda Linuxy.

Kittens?!

[Sartak]

Slashdot is getting better by the minute!

Infinite Kittens and Mod Points

[twitter]

Here's all the pussy you ever wanted but were afraid to ask for [ratemykitten.com]. Look and mod to your hart's content.

OMG WTF BBQ

[jrockway]

FIRST POST.

(Can I get modded up for that on a day like today?)

Re:OMG WTF BBQ

[balster neb]

No FIRST POST! YOU are too late i am first!!

HAHAHA OMG I fooled you lol!!!! APril Fools!! lol

Re:OMG WTF BBQ

[Nimey]

People who use "faggot" as an insult are often in denial about their homosexual tendencies.

LOLMG MORE!

[TheComputerMutt.ca]

PUPPIES! KITTENS! LOL! OMG, SO MUCH CUTENESS!!! [flickr.com] lololoolololololol omg fitlered! so cute! lol not yelling lol omg so dumb!

CmdrTaco Has Been Taconapped!!!

[Red Cape]

It's the only explanation.. Fear now fellow slashdotters for the opposite side of the gender pool has stolen our CmdrTaco

I bet cuteoverload.com...

[DaveM753]

never thought they'd get slashdotted.

Re:I bet cuteoverload.com...

[mfh]

never thought they'd get slashdotted.

Yeah but they also never thought /. would finally come out of the closet, either.

Re:I bet cuteoverload.com...

[FuturePastNow]

cmdrtaco.net won't load either, now that's irony.

You Know

[Dante Shamest]

We can add slashdot to that site now.

Excuse me....

[Nick Driver]

...while I go and dig my eyeballs out with a fork.

I think I won't be back to Slashdot until at least Sunday evening.

Very cute, but...

[neongrey]

... where are the ponies that are being OMGed over? I want my motherfucking ponies.

Re:Very cute, but...

[HABITcky]

No, you can't have a pony. [zawodny.com]

NOT EVEN April 1st YET!

[artemis67]

The pink makeover must be for real.

Helloooo, Brokeback Website...

Re:Very cute, but...

[Aqua OS X]

OMG ROFL!!! LOLerskates!!!

What is it about ponies and girls?

[MichaelSmith]

Years ago when I was at high school I took a shortcut through the corridor where the year 10 girls had their lockers. I overheard the following conversation. It wasn't difficult to do so because it was shouted from one end of the crowded corridor to the other.

Girl 1: Hey! you hear $othergirl is pregnant again?

Girl 2: No? How did that happen?

Girl 1: Rode a horse bareback in the nude, how do you reckon?

Re:Very cute, but...

[TeacherOfHeroes]

You gawl-dern kids these days are too lazy to even go and do a google search for OMG PONIES!!! [google.com].

If you did, you'd see that the first result is to a page with OMG PONIES!!! [furnation.com]

And they have such wonderful hair - i wonder where they go to get it done...

Re:Very cute, but...

[Foxxz]

http://foxxz.net/ [foxxz.net] ;P

So, how many were expecting....

[masterzora]

So how many people were expecting the "cutest site ever" link to be goatse?

Re:So, how many were expecting....

[Anonymous Coward]

I certainly was...
I have been hit by goatse in clever and unexpected ways several times now, so I am perpetually wary...

Re:So, how many were expecting....

[Billly Gates]

www.tubgirl.com is still up.

Yes, its non worksafe folks and its equally as disgusting... be warned.

Aaaaaaah!

[phalse phace]

My eyes! My eyes!

Hey guys :)

[Toxicgonzo]

:) This is like the cutest site ever :) ever http://www.catsinsinks.com/ [catsinsinks.com]

Like the kittys are soooo cute :)

g2g ttyl

Re:Hey guys :)

[dacarr]

Nuuuuuuuuu! Here! [kittenwar.com]

Slashdotting

[pjameson]

Okay guys, at least popular tech sites can be prepared for slashdotting, but to bring fiery servers to random "cute" sites on the internet, this is one cruel april fools prank for someone out there.

Re:Slashdotting

[barefootgenius]

"but to bring fiery servers to random "cute" sites on the internet, this is one cruel april fools prank for someone out there."

I don't know about that. They seem to be holding up so far. Maybe we should all have spent more time in Home Economics.

Re:Slashdotting

[shadowbearer]

  Tonight we slashdot the Internet, Pinky.

SB

My only fear....

[tktk]

... is that today's articles will be duped next week.

Tomorrow's Headline...

[Winlin]

Tens of thousands of geeks have been found in what appear to be diabetic comas. Doctors are baffled.

Slashdot Fanboy Index -- March 2006 Edition

[Anonymous Coward]

Declining

BSD Fanboys (-50) -- Half of the small number of posts in the BSD section are arguments with trolls, and the other half is the same tired "BSD is more stable" stuff from 10 years ago. Apparently there's nothing else to talk about. BSD Fanboys are Dying!

OpenOffice/ODF Fanboys (-75) -- Trying to get excited about a word processor format is difficult. Especially when said word processor sucks.

Linux Desktop Fanboys (-85) -- The last person to virulently believe that KDE or Gnome was critical to the future of desktop computing switched back to Windows on Thursday.

Neutral

AMD Fanboys (0) -- It turns out that saving a few bucks on an off-brand CPU is a religious experience, not unlike Dianetics. Who knew?

Ascending

Nintendo Fanboys (+30) -- Imagine a video game controller which you can swing around like a wand. Now imagine a 30 year old man, wearing nothing but Mario Bros Underoos, swinging said controller around. Happy days are here again!

Firefox Fanboys (+40) -- Now that the price-fixing RAM Cartel has been broken up, the sky's the limit for Firefox.

Apple Fanboys (+100) -- A six month Vista delay equals six more months of free trolling!

Missing In Action

Matrox Fanboys (?) -- Would the last guy who brags about the superior image quality of his G400MAX please stand up?

Amiga Fanboys (?) -- I guess proprietary 500Mhz G4 hardware and a 20 year old OS isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Windows Fanboys (?) -- What's the fun of being a Alterate OS fanboy if we don't have you guys to kick around? Please come back!

Matrox Fanboy

[wintermute1974]

I've been running a Matrox Millennium P650 for the last three years in my PC and I absolutely love it. Matrox video cards rock.

Seriously, when you grow up and stop worrying about the number of 3D pixels you can render per millisecond, do yourself a favor and get yourself a decent card.

Ah, Matrox is goodness itself for 2D GUI applications. Mmm.

Today's Formula

[Ctrl+Alt+De1337]

1. Periodically visit and submit every story from this collection of all of this year's prank stories: http://aprilfools.urgo.org/ [urgo.org]
2. ???
3. Slashdot Hall of Fame!!!

I just discovered...

[c41rn]

I never thought about it before, but it sucks to get mod points on March 31st....

The best thing

[phorm]

Would be if "everyone" got April 1 mod points. Oh the chaos!

In the meantime, you can always take advantage of +1 funny :-)

The pronunciation of "LOL"

[Y-Crate]

A few of my friends have been known to sarcastically utter "LOL" when mocking AOL-speak and for some reason there has been a tendency to pronounce it "Laal" as opposed to "Lohl" (rhymes with "bowl").

No one can explain how this came to be, but once we realized we had suddenly started mispronouncing it, we decided to keep on keeping on with our crime against language simply due to the fact the "word" is so inherently stupid, we feel we are truly doing it justice.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[qengho]

Um, isn't it pronounced "eloel"? I don't have a teenage girl handy to ask.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[kryten_nl]

I don't have a teenage girl handy to ask.

I've got one tied up in the basement, but can't be bothered...

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[MrNougat]

"LOL" is a written - not spoken - word. Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as trying to spell a specific fart.

With that, let the fart-spelling commence.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[Crizp]

pt... frh... ptfBRAAAAAAaaahfffft!

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[freeweed]

Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as

Or, apparently as RIDICULOUS as trying to spell English words correctly.

Since it's April 1st, can I beat you mercilessly with a club until you remove that annoying fucking E from a word which never is spelled with an E, doesn't sound in the least like it has an E in it, and hell, just the presence of the E makes the Universe tremble in terror?

Sorry.

I really hate people who can't spell that word.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[fbjon]

Indeed, "lohl" it is. Try it with a Schwarzenegger accent, and you'll find it really shines:

Whea is maah pohnee??? Ah need mah quut leetul pohnee OhMG LOOOOhL <3 ya ohkay see yoo on MaahSpace

Sorry if I ruined any and all future Arnold-action flicks for everyone.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[eluusive]

If only I had mod points, I'd give you +5 Hilarious.

Um...

[Perseid]

These stories give me the idea that this is what the admins here are always like and this is their only chance to show their true selves.

So I really think we should...

NO CARRIER

Re:Um...

[fbjon]

Actually, it's kind of refreshing to have a day of general mayhem to weed out the people who are too stuck up for their own good. I have only two things to say: Good riddance, and OMG PON1ES!! xoxo

On a more serious note, this might be be a good day to study how some people are able to take things in stride and play along, while others have difficulties coping with perceived "childish" things. I've always thought that those who still have their inner child within them are happier people.. life is only an ins

Re:Um...

[the phantom]

I dig the inner child bit. I work in an elementary school -- I don't think I could do what I do and not be in touch with my inner child. However, the first of April on Slashdot tends to be more random than funny. It is like Saterday Night Live in recent years -- over the top and, ultimately, not funny. True humor comes from the appropriate application of subtlety... i.e. one or two completely random stories during the day; purposefully duping the exact same article three times during the day (but not i

Yes,

[ColdWetDog]

story on the front page in hex... something subtle, humerous, and far less annoying.

Yes, very subtle

Go back to bed, life will be normal when you get up again.

pssshh

[Anonymous Coward]

its all about the beedogs! [beeddogs.com]

I dunno...

[Scareduck]

The cats and racks [typepad.com] section could be pretty useful...

Robbie the rabbit!

[Spy der Mann]

Can anything be cuter than this [nyud.net]?

Awwww!! T_T

Re:Robbie the rabbit!

[Spy der Mann]

the fuck is YOUR deal, you sick piece of shit?

A simple "yes" would have sufficed as answer, now you hurt my feelings :'(

Holy fucking Shit!

[raider_red]

I'm assuming the changes to the front page represent an early April Fools Joke. If not, I'm going to have to stop reading this site, or I'll throw up.

wow

[glwtta]

Man, this shit is coming in fast and thick this year.

I think the "editors" enjoy our quiet desperation - we know this pablum is just about as close to the bottom of the barrel as it gets (not to mention that they seem to have missed the point of the day's theme entirely), and yet are utterly unable to do anything about it.

Angry diatribe or not, there's gonna be a solid 24 hours of this - not to repeat myself - shit.

I'm about to vomit over the Slashdot site

[Hangtime]

...its great nice work guys, I am looking forward to my day of entertainment.

Maybe some Google news today as well. *crosses fingers*

The Perfect Expression for Situations Like This

[stuffman64]

OMGWTFBBQ!

WHAT'S WITH THE CATS TODAY?

[zanderredux]

does Taco has something to do with all the cats on Flickr's Explore [flickr.com] page??? It only shows CATS! CATS!

OMG We Slashdotted CmdrTaco

[thegreenbandit]

Beaten by your own site, eh?

Re:

[account_deleted]

Comment removed based on user account deletion

It's "Gay"

[stewartj]

> [+] lame, aprilfools, gay, omg, cute (tagging beta)

I find it pretty offensive that you use the term "gay" as a derogatory term.

No, that's "ghey"

[budcub]

that's like, the ghey, LOL!!!

Re:It's "Gay"

[evilviper]

That's life. Get used-to it. MAny of us are absolutely fed-up with moronic political correctness, and don't give a damn.

How about "kids" being used as a derogatory term? How about "old men" being used as a derogatory term?

Don't like it, screw you. Welcome to being a member of the public, and having to put up with others, as they put up with you.

Re:It's "Gay"

[geniusj]

I second that.. I like my constitution. At least, when it's followed.

Re:It's "Gay"

[neo]

They aren't! They mean this:

      1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
      2. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
      3. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
      4. Given to social pleasures.
      5. Dissolute; licentious.

Re:It's "Gay"

[spiritraveller]

I find it pretty offensive that you use the term "gay" as a derogatory term.

I find it funny that you're offended.

Perhaps you aren't aware that "gay" is in common usage by the youngsters as a pejorative term, and this is nothing but a parody of that usage.

If you would relax your offensive sensors a little, we wouldn't have to parse words so carefully for you, and you would instantly become a more attractive person.

Re:It's "Gay"

[stewartj]

> But it's YOU who thought of it as derogatory, moron.

Your argument isn't strengthened by name-calling.

> Gay could be in the same context as Cute.

You might've had a point if a precedent hadn't been set in the previous 3 articles:

[+] aprilfools, lame, omg, gay, thinkgeek (tagging beta)
[+] aprilfools, lame, omg, gay, birthday (tagging beta)
[+] aprilfools, gay, ponies, omg, pink (tagging beta)

I'm not sure how the tagging system works, but Slashdot is a moderated site, and the use of the term "gay" in this context arguably should be moderated out. I doubt the mods would let tags through if they had racial or misogynistic meanings, and homophobia should be treated no differently.

Re:It's "Gay"

[jibjibjib]

Just because gay means homosexual in some contexts, doesn't mean every time we use the word we are being homophobic. Words change their meanings.

I know gay people who use "gay" in the context you described, so obviously it doesn't offend all gay people.

Already done

[Transcendent]

Ya know, Maddox did this type of prank last april 1st...

christ jesus, my eyes!

[RLiegh]

At least living in Ak, this BS not only starts early; but it'll end early too.

See you guys in 24.

Neat ranking system

[Chazmati]

You know, I had to check out the link, but seriously that's a pretty cool ranking system they have for the cute picture contest (Cute Tracker, I guess they call it). Very fast way to sort through large amounts of images, especilly during high traffic periods like this one.

Cmdr Taco got slashdotted

[sarcasticfrench]

haha cmdr taco's site got slashdotted. it's been loading for about 5 minutes!! Now THAT's funny: a slashdot admin's site getting slashdotted. lol.

p.s. cmdr taco's one is the second link.

Thanks a whole farking lot.

[CrosseyedPainless]

CO was my home page. Now that they will have been slashdotted, probably not.

Thanks a bunch, bungholes.

Happy farking April Fool's day.

well

[standsolid]

Ahhh.... Just another refreshing day on slashdot.

Cat of the Day.com is the leader in cuteness

[animalfriend]

Cat of the Day.com [catoftheday.com] is the leader in cuteness since 1997.

The real joke:

[MrNougat]

It's a link! Posted on Slashdot! I must not only click the link (as opposed to just reading the URL in the link and being amused by proxy), but also scroll down the resulting page to review all of the content, and perhaps dig deeper into the site! Because it's on Slashdot!

The real joke is that many /.'ers (present company included) are sometimes just as much like sheep [lithe.net] as the unwashed masses that are oft mocked by said /.'ers.

required plug...

[skogs]

I for one welcome our new feminine slashdot overlords!

Don't click on the submitters link!

[phaetonic]

*in warbly voice* IT'S A TRAP!

Other cute sites

[kjoonlee]

• Cute Overload [cuteoverload.com]
• Cats in Sinks [catsinsinks.com]
• Kitten War [kittenwar.com]
• Daily Kitten [dailykitten.com]

No one's mentioned Daily Kitten [dailykitten.com] yet.

April Fool's

[Dpaladin]

I think it would be great if, next April Fool's day, /. turned into a fake news site that only posted news about Google and Linux. That would be so off-the-wall and unusual!

Nothing is cuter than...

[Cinder6]

Nothing is cuter than this site [uglyoverload.com].

Kittens just rule

[schlumpf_louise]

The pink, love hearts & ponies .... kinda offensive.

The "LOL!!! OMG!!!! !!!!!" & jokes about women .... kinda offensive.

The kittens .... oh so very cute! look at the puddy cats! awww....

ha ha... their answer to slashdot...

[advocate_one]

CO Discovered by /. Nerds

OMG! Like the emotionally stunted Slashdot Fanboys (pictured below) have totally discovered Cute Overload. W00t!

Since they're all l33t hax0rs, who are smarter than all of us combined, we should relinquish the comments and let them debate:

1. Why Microsoft sux!

2. Why you are so lame for not encoding your music to Ogg Vorbis. What a luser! You probably listen to Brittany anyway, so what's the point.

3. Why Jerry Taylor is, like, a total dick.

4. How you should delete Windoze and install FC5. It's like totally easy to use.

5. Some endlessly stupid circular argument that got started because one of their egos is as delicate as a butterfly fart.

So everyone put away their My Little Pony dolls and pop an Anime disc in your DVD, because the comments sections are going to be worthless until the Slashdot Effect passes.

Then again, if you're really nice and bat your eyelashes, you can probably convince one of these guys to fix your WiFi connection. (You, like, totally should be running WPA2 security. *snort* *snort*)

And for every Fanboy that buys a t-shirt, we'll set you up on your first date. LOL!

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[skreeech]

if by "interesting" you mean "goatse"

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[Firehed]

Hm... outdoors. That is a good idea! We actually have weather that's not complete crap right now. That must be an April Fools joke too... right next to my having chosen Mercantile as one of my main seven skills in Oblivion. It's never too late to start over...

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[tylernt]

Nice idea, but after failing to get your little image catchpa correct several times in a row, I had to change my answer from 'happy' to 'sad' (and that was only because there wasn't a 'suicidally depressed' option).

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[irc.goatse.cx troll]

Nothing like a captcha to top off a :( day. :(

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[oirtemed]

its crap like this that pisses me off. You should not be allowed to serve google ads on that page...there is no real content.

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[springbox]

I recommend Stuff On My Cat [stuffonmycat.com]! Cute and funny!

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[dantheman82]

Yeah, I'm really scared...
According to 666 people the zeitgeist for today, Saturday, April 01st 2006, is: SMILEY
On April Fools, I'm not sure whether that 666 number is fake or real...

Aw... I love you man. OMG! Ponies!!!!

[IronTeardrop]

Lighten up, Francis. It's only one day a year.

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[eric76]

What we really need for April Fools Day is for everyone to have unlimited moderation for any April Fools topics.

And no minimum or maximum on the ratings of any post.

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[Anonymous Monkey]

All I can say to that is...'w00t'. I would love to go thorugh this topic and make every one +5 insightfull. It could be like granting amnisty from bad karma. Or prehaps that isn't such a good idea.

LOL, bunneys are so cute, they are just so cuddly, the way they jump and frlic is just darling. I love it when they lick my little nose.

Sorry, I use ot have rabits and think they make great pets, and all this pink...I just had a moment...it has passed.

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[beacher]

All I can say is how about doing something original instead of copying Maddox's 2004 "oh my little sister updated my webpage OMG LOL CUTE!" and then posting the emails that he got from people that thought his site was hacked.

April fools is a lot more fun than this.

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[gooman]

Consider yourself warned; Bunnies are bloodthirsty killers! Your only defense against them is a holy handgrenade.
I know its true, I saw it in a movie.

--
Hi from Reno, where they play Keno in the casino.

Tom, is that you?

[Siffy]

Come out of the closet... We have ponies! Like, OMG!

Re:Respectfully disagree...

[Nimey]

That's too obviously a troll site. Nobody could create such a bad web page by accident.

Re:You want cute?

[stor]

"Shut up and smoke this... it's The Law" --Bill Hicks

Cheers
Stor

Re:You want cute?

[fbjon]

Nah, he's just drunk. It was somewhere in another comment from him.