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UNICORN T-SHIRTS!!! LOL!!!

CmdrTaco posted more than 8 years ago | from the omg-unicorns-are-the-coolest dept.

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realgirl58 writes " i found the best UNICORN T-SHIRTS!!! on this website today!!! LOL!!! they have some with pictures of rainbows with some of hte unicorns!!! Watch out tho because the musics on that page is stupid!! KELLY CLARKSON IS MY AMERICAN IDOL!!! LOL LOL!! But ace is realy cute hee hee... if you read this text me ace LOLLOL JK HEHEHEHEHE ok i hafta logoff BYE!!!"

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Finally, Taco admits it (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041570)

He loves teh pen1s.

hmm (3, Funny)

racebit (959234) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041573)

Nothing turns me on like a horny unicorn

Re:hmm (5, Funny)

schon (31600) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041687)

a horny unicorn

Isn't that redundant?

I mean if it didn't have a horn, it would just be a horse, right?

Re:hmm (0)

p4ul13 (560810) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042362)

Funny you should mention horny unicorns [stuckeyandmurray.com] (NSFW or good taste)

fp (1, Funny)

jrmcferren (935335) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041574)

first post mod me up it's april fools day

Re:fp (2, Funny)

DerGeist (956018) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041586)

Someone already tried that. Now it's just an old joke.

We hate those here at slashdot.

Especially since in Soviet Russia, a (running Linux?) beowulf cluster of new overlords welcome YOU!

Re:fp (1, Redundant)

jrmcferren (935335) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041610)

they modded me up, psst, mod me up again

Re:fp (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041630)

mod parent up on april fools day

Re:fp (-1, Offtopic)

idonthack (883680) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041679)

Rotors: S L A
Stecker-board: SH DO TX
kaykc rzffx mqlyk bojnk wedki qhifq cqfwb dbemp oymoa fanlh uvlfn

april fools days are one thing (5, Funny)

diadem (464192) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041575)

but do you really have to show a giant pink cock on a mouseclick without a not safe for work warning?

Re:april fools days are one thing (1)

sprins (717461) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041594)

...show a giant pink cock...


Geesh, now you're exaggerating! It's not that big a cock.

But it sure is pink!

Re:april fools days are one thing (1)

wwwillem (253720) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041616)

without a not safe for work warning

Hey buddy, it's Saturday. There is no boss today, or did your mum look over your shoulder and was she shocked. :)

Re:april fools days are one thing (1)

Stile 65 (722451) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041677)

Some of us work weekends, whether it's NOC-type shift work, or whether it's just extra work that needs to be done because hey, we're geeks, and we make the world go 'round.

I'm in a NOC with half a dozen people sitting around me and not even cubicle divisions for privacy. They don't say anything about me reading Slashdot, and haven't yet made any funny comments about me reading some pink website all day, but I'm sure glad nobody was looking when a cartoon cock popped up on my screen.

Re:april fools days are one thing (2, Funny)

Rakshasa Taisab (244699) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041712)

Seriously... At work and you're browsing a _very_ pink /. site and clicked on a link to a site selling UNICORN T-SHIRT's.

A penis would only help improve your abysmal image at work, even in the form of an unicorn's phallic symbol.

Re:april fools days are one thing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041993)

i'm just sayin'... one's ideas becuase "it's april first and it's supposed to be funny" and the other's "hey look it's just giant penis. I wonder if i can ward off this one with it being april fools day too... nope? pink slip? well... damn"

Re:april fools days are one thing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042072)

"pink slip?"

HA HA!! U made teh funnay wit teh PINK refrence LOLOL!!one!

I'm so alone...

Re:april fools days are one thing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041668)

Short answer: Yes
Long answer: omfg a cock wtf!!11

Re:april fools days are one thing (2, Funny)

Jopop (952828) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042168)

I guess headbanging will never be the same..

Re:april fools days are one thing (1)

GeekyMike (575177) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042379)

I was reading slashdot with my kids in the room,way to go editor, real damn funny, whats next, goatse or tubgirl with a link reading carebears or something?

KW (3, Interesting)

ivan kk (917820) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041576)

I like how some people have at least a semi interesting/insightful thing to say to karma whore on april 1st. I don't. MOD ME UP

This is not funny (1, Insightful)

andersbergh (884714) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041579)

Is this supposed to be funny? It's not fun at all.

Re:This is not funny (1)

oiper (575250) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041768)

Seriously. WTH is going on?

Re:This is not funny (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041953)

Er.. aprils fools... or is that what you were attempting? Carcasm doesn't come across very well on t3h intarweb.

Look Slashdot's Pony Style is working (4, Funny)

technoextreme (885694) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041580)

Guess who posted the story. A real girl. Wooot... Female readership has all ready doubled.

Actually I was wrong.... (1)

technoextreme (885694) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041673)

Guess who posted the story. A real girl. Wooot... Female readership has all ready doubled.

Actually I was wrong. Realgirl58 isn't even a real user. Oddly enough though Slashdot's pink cutsy way of attracting females is working. Unfortunately, they are complaining about the sexism.

Re:Look Slashdot's Pony Style is working (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041903)

Nice big tits on that first slut!

Re:Look Slashdot's Pony Style is working (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042139)

I am sorry if your mother writes like this...I certainly do not...I am a girl

It has.. (1)

improfane (855034) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041584)

It has.. It has...something disturbing on its head.. It has..

Obvious questions... (1)

creimer (824291) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041589)

Does a chick come free with every T-shirt? What's up with the mutuated horn? Inquiring minds want to know!

Don't you ever, ever, ever do that again. (4, Funny)

ettlz (639203) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041592)

Especially after you rejected that story I submitted with a Goatse link.

Re:Don't you ever, ever, ever do that again. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042020)

Oh great - now I have the image of goatse and that unicorn in my head. Unicorn, meet goatse. Goatse, unicorn. GOOD GOD! Cut that out you two!

Not Entirely Safe for Work (1)

CGP314 (672613) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041595)

OMG NSFW! You are firox0rd! LOL!

-CGP [colingregorypalmer.net]

If i wanted shit like this... (0, Troll)

scenestar (828656) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041598)

I would've logged in to myspace. Cut the shit, I want some goddamn IT

ZOMG (4, Insightful)

caffeination (947825) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041651)

l0l wot a fagot u r dis is da shit ur jus jelass coz r new site is betta dan ur gay old shasldot n neway wot u got against mysapce? mysapce is da gr8est, proly even betta dan maddox, n maddox rulz, sept wen he h8ed on u2, dey r da gr8est, liek bono is gna save da world wiv his ritechas music n fund raisins. n neway uniorn tshitrs r IT, cos liek, u gotta use machnies and computers 2 produse dem, s2pid!

Re:ZOMG (2, Funny)

Seta (934439) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041775)

What's that Lassy?! Timmy fell down the well?! Dear god! Someone call an excorsist, three horses, a priest, and get me a bottle of marshmallow fluff! Pronto!

Re:If i wanted shit like this... (1)

Jetekus (909605) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041787)

Wow... someone didn't get laid last night.

Oh sorry... forgot what site we're on...

Women in computing (2, Interesting)

DebbaDog (941731) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041603)

I just went to a conference on women in technology. This post does not bode well for their future. When I realized it was a April Fool's joke, I admit I got a kick out of it. We (the men) won't see women enter the tech world until we take them seriously. Pink and ponies is not taking them seriously. The ultimate April Fool's joke that Slashdot could do? The ultimate irony? They chose women in technology.

Re:Women in computing (1)

Corlawc (939990) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041643)

I completely agree. I, and several of my female engineering friends, have been reading Slashdot for a long time now. Though I do find it funny, I will admit that I find it somewhat disconcerting to have the gender balance thrown in my face. Yes, I am a female techno-geek, but my least favorite color is pink and unicorns are for children. Good joke, bad taste.

Re:Women in computing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041686)

But, The best jokes _are_ in bad taste!!

I mean, when I saw this rendition of slashdot I smacked my forehead and hung my head in shame. but it was STILL funny! Bad jokes are inherently funny just because they're bad jokes.

Re:Women in computing (1)

caffeination (947825) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041689)

This is a joke about pre-pubescent female myspacers. You think that counts as women in IT? WITTY REPARTEE

So far today: gays, women. Anyone else want to step up to the plate? As a scholarly-successful white middle-class secular heterosexual male European student, I have no concept of sensitivity, and I'm dishing out teh pwnage to other successful white middle-class people who think they're going to let their stupid bitching ruin a perfectly good April 1st.

Re:Women in computing (1)

Ash-Fox (726320) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041831)

ASL?

Re:Women in computing (1)

caffeination (947825) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041841)

LOL!

Re:Women in computing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041720)

Quite right. I'm a female science geek, hate pink (I think subconsciously I associated it with all the girly stuff I was expected to like, as a little girl, but didn't) and, while I did find the whole thing (OMG Ponies pink theme, and penicorn site) really funny at first glance, it does bother me a bit. Yeah, good joke, but not so good PR to the ladies in your readership. Not saying you have to go all politically correct and shit, but do make an effort to go easy on the gender stereotypes, mmkay?

Re:Women in computing (1)

Ima Cow (174673) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041938)

This is a pretty funny April Fools joke. Partially because this kind of attitude/behavour is currently so prevalent. While it is disparaging to women, it is more of a satirical commentary on current society, an unfortunate aspect of society. Females are discouraged to go into any of the sciences. I have had relatives tell me "Why are you in engineering, isn't that a guy thing? That would be too hard for you." That was said to me *not* in jest. This April Fools joke is in done in good humor, so don't be hard on the editors. They have already beat the uber loner geek stereotype into the ground.

Re:Women in computing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041937)

give us photos of your cunt!

Looking for your pedestal? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041705)

Heh. Yeah. Right. Everything revolves around women. You can't do women jokes cause, hey, they are WOMEN jokes! Please. Everybody takes jokes as what they are, now if females want to be in a pedestal before they get into IT, fuck em. Peer level means peer level, being a woman does not confer untouchable status.

Now using your brain, just because a female does not like pink and thinks unicorns are childish, is there anything there to say that females in general don't like pink and unicorns? No. The same way, it can't be argued that in general they do. And if they did, so what?

Know what.. I'm fucking willing to bet six months salary that, statistically, females quite prefer pink and horses. Ask your female friends. And if they see you coming, just infer that you'd kill a couple horses for hide or bbq them and look at their indignant faces ("how could you! they are magical creatures!").

Like it or not either nature or society imbue, with a varying degree of intensity, certain preferences and values on males and females. So pink and horses.

Oh... and it takes big balls to wear pink and be a heterosexual male. :-)

Re:Women in computing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041709)

I think the "women" that this theme is satirizing are roughly equivalent to your average Counter-Strike gamer or AOL chatrooms. It's not really related to females in tech in a professional sense. Now I suppose part of it is the social aspect -- you wouldn't want to go into an industry where your peers exclude you from social circles outside outside of work. Considering that this theme is My Little Pony, it's perhaps more representative of the start of the problem -- keeping young girls interested in pursuing technology as a career.

Re:Women in computing (1)

ObsessiveMathsFreak (773371) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041883)

Pink and ponies is not taking them seriously.

Yet there are multinational companies that make billions by selling these concepts wholesale to young girls all over the world. Often these are the very same companies that sell GI Joe dolls to young boys.

The question here is why absorbsion with pink and unicorns is derided in an adult, whereas continued obsession with violence, guns and GI Joe dolls is not only accepted, but even looked upon as a virtue?

Why is one child taught that their play is derisable, and the other laudable?

Re:Women in computing (1)

corrosive_nf (744601) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041992)

G.I. Joe was NOT a doll. He was an action figure.

Re:Women in computing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042011)

Sure, be it that way. So you spent your youth playing with males instead of dolls? I always thought that looked a bit gay.

Re:Women in computing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042052)

If it makes you feel better in the morning.

Re:Women in computing (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042186)

Call me stupid but the first thing that I thought of when I saw the Apri Fool's Day frontpage was Digg !!! With all those OMG's and LOL's I seriously thought that Slashdot was officially making fun of/declaring war on Digg.

It took me a few seconds to realize that it was actually mocking girly teen sites.

a challenge (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041633)

10 bucks to the first picture of a guy wearing one of those shirts in a public setting.

KELLY CLARKSON IS MY .... (0, Offtopic)

AnonymousPrick (956548) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041636)

masturba....er....ROCK AND ROLL FANTACY!

Her new tits look AWESOME!

What's up? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041637)

I know it's April the 1st but has anybody else noticed the telltale signs of Taco's IQ increasing? Before we'll know it, he'll be able to figure out that a submission is identical in content to one he posted less than 48hrs previously.

Just two questions (2, Funny)

emakinen (875208) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041646)

Guys. Just two questions: What have you been eating and where can I get it from?

For an unexpected revelation (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041647)

TEH UNICOrNZ iZ DA SHITZZZzZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG (2)

gEvil (beta) (945888) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041653)

OMG!!! P3N1S!!!

No good (1)

wetfeetl33t (935949) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041656)

I just sustained significant brain damage just reading Slashdot today. I think this new Slashdot is beginning to rot my brain faster than TV! LOL

This would never make digg (1)

RayMetz100 (886277) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041657)

I hope this has something to do with April fools, because it lowers my opinion of SD. Cute t-shirts, but not a slashdot quality link.

This is low brow for slashdot. (1, Troll)

jellomizer (103300) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041661)

This is the type of stuff I would expect in a link from a comment. But for a Slashdot Story it is pretty lowbrow even for Slashdot. For a site that is internationally know for tech news, to have a link like that part of the main story is not that good of an idea. Even for April 1

This is stupid (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041663)

I've been reading Slashdot for a while, and I used to think that their April fool's stories are nice, but what's going on this year is just retarded.

Unicorn shirts? (1)

dr_dank (472072) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041665)

O RLY [photobucket.com] ?

Missing step found (1)

slavemowgli (585321) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041670)

1. Create a Cafépress shop based on a random, idiotic idea.
2. Submit a story to Slashdot on April Fool's Day, where apparently every crappy submission is posted, so that hordes of people will look at your shop - and some will actually buy your stuff, too.
3. Profit!!!

Seriously, though... dear Slashdot editors, has anyone ever told you that April Fool's jokes are supposed to be FUNNY? Look it up...

Re:Missing step found (1)

flok (24996) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041681)

Well, in fact it IS funny.

Re:Missing step found (1)

adolfojp (730818) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042069)

This penis unicorn page has existed for ages, and I really doubt that they ever thought that they would be on slashdot.

But ... (1)

Cyburbia (695748) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041674)

OMG do they run LINUX????????>>???questionmark??? Linux is too haaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!! Apple 4-EV-R!!!!11!!!

tags (1)

starman97 (29863) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041675)

Why is the word 'gay' in all the aprilfools tags?
I dont see anything particularly gay about the posts, juvenile, yes, but gay?

Re:tags (1)

TeknoHog (164938) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041751)

It's probably the pink stylesheet that some people associate with being gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

Re:tags (1)

starman97 (29863) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041870)

Seems more like a preteen girls stylesheet.

www.digg.com (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041682)

If you want to read news go to www.digg.com

They upgraded their forums finally so now there is little reason continue reading Slashdot

I'm never, ever, NEVER... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041688)

Going to complain about the colour scheme in certain /. categories again.

Honest. Never.

No, really. Never.

...

Please, make it stop.

It hurts us.

It burns.

My eyes.

Ow.

.

Where has Taco been spending his time? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041696)

He's way too comfortable using 14 year old girls jargon.

A REAL girl? (1)

Opportunist (166417) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041699)

Lemme be the guy to ask the obvious question:

What're you wearing right now?

KELLY CLARKSON (1)

deathguppie (768263) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041716)

I didn't actually know who she was.. then I found pictures.. man she has a big nose :0)

Not what I was expecting (1)

jaymzter (452402) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041726)

I'm not sure if this is a new low or new *high*, but it's certainly not what I was expecting. I don't think I'll ever look at a unicorn the same again.
Oh yeah, since it's April Fool's Day, can I be excused for saying they'll never get ahead with pictures like that? It certainly gives a new meaning to the phrase getting some head!

CmdrTaco hunted down; brutaly torchered (1)

schwal (836247) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041729)

After turning slashdot pink, CmdrTaco was hunted by an angry mob of geeks and "Given a taste of his own caffinated beverage." Reports indicate that he was forced to wach slashdot refresh at a seisure inducing rate with his eyelids propped open, all the while his eyes were slowly being gouged with hot soldering irons. When one member of the mob was asked if the treatment was a bit cruel, he responded asking "Have you SEEN the site today?" Cowboyneal was not avalible for comment.

Re:CmdrTaco hunted down; brutaly torchered (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042078)

in other news, CmdrTaco was given a gift of 12 Torchiere lamps which he will be tortured by its tortuous electrical cord and its misspelling of "tortured"

next year's April Fool's Day (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041735)

I've got a great idea for next year's April Fool's Day; how about instead of all the usual escapades, pranks, frivolties, follies and tomfooleries, next year's 1st April edition of Slashdot is completely normal? nobody would be expecting an unfettered Slashdot experience; users would be scouring the whole site desperately searching, nay hoping, for some oh-so-subtle master-prank; because there are people who still find April Fool's fun/funny, right? right!? I didn't think so!

that said, those unicorn t-shirts are class!

GrimRC

There are reasons why.. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041738)

You don't mix April fools, saturday, beer, a web site editor, and CmdrTaco. Anatomically challenged mythical animals.. what next?

Not safe for work. (0, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041743)

I understand April Fool's. I like humour. But this link has to go -- it's not safe for work. (Yes, Georgia, some of us work on Saturday.)

Do you want the penis unicorn website up when your boss walks by? This is way below the kind of humour (and cleanliness) that I expect to see on this site. Shame on you, Rob.

Re:Not safe for work. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041800)

lol!! u suxxors. here's your 30-step guide to wealth and personal success:

1. remove pole from your asshole
2. ???
3. profit!!!

Re:Not safe for work. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041843)

this reply would be even funnier if the op got fired from the link

Re:Not safe for work. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041858)

yeah, why is this tool clicking on unicorn links at work anyway if he takes work so seriously. what a refried fucktard

Forget a UNICORN T-shirt... (3, Funny)

FusionDragon2099 (799857) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041772)

I want a UNICRON T-shirt.

So unexpected. (1)

Barret VII (942282) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041825)

I was simply browsing my Google homepage, forgetting what day it is, when I see this and "OMG GOOGLE ROMANCE 3 3 3!!!" and I just started XDing. What a great mood lifter.

More females? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041833)

You're not going to get more ladies here if you keep trying to shove your cock at them.

He's getting better (1)

ukdmbfan (904348) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041838)

Can I be the first to congratulate CmdrTaco on his most coherent and relevant post in a long time?

I can't take anymore! (1)

teckfrek (921842) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041850)

OK, I have two teenage daughters and we just left California to get away from this ... /. used to be my santuary, not it's my asylum ... bah!!!

ROFLMAO (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041961)

OMGWTFBBQLOL

desu~ (1)

soupforare (542403) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041976)

/b/ has invaded slashdot, apparently

Yeah... (1)

richie2000 (159732) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042187)

I kinda figured CmdrTaco would finally reveal his true and inner self if we just waited long enough. So we waited. Oh, how we waited, my precious.

But strangely, it doesn't really feel like it was worth the wait...

scwhiiing! (1)

binarybum (468664) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042280)

sure he looks handsome now, but it's not like he can keep that thing up all day. I bet it looks pretty silly when it's flopping about in front of his eyes.

APRIL FOOLS! (1)

Eideteker (641508) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042313)

APRIL FOOLS!

PONIES!!!! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042354)

Click here [robertunno.com] for some ponies.

Note: This link is NOT EVEN REMOTELY work safe.

Girls do love horses, eh?

Re:PONIES!!!! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042404)

Damn you now i must wank. /k5

haha (1)

hyperform (965303) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042387)

these were actually designed by a friend of mine. i'm very amused you found it.
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