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New Plans From Lucasfilm

Zonk posted more than 8 years ago | from the galaxy-not-too-far-away dept.

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Lawrence Person writes "Locus Online has the announcement from Lucasfilms stating that they have authorized an 'adult' line of Star Wars novels. From the article: 'While the movies were still an ongoing project, it was important to portray all aspects of the Star Wars universe as wholesome family entertainment. However, now that the cycle of films is done, we can finally broaden the Star Wars franchise into marketing niches we'd heretofore avoided, and adult entertainment is at the top of our list.'" Relatedly, H_Fisher writes "In a first-of-its-kind move, George Lucas has announced that Lucasfilm and 20th Century Fox will offer free 'replacement DVDs' to anyone who mails in pre-Special Edition VHS and Laserdisc copies of Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI by April 30th. From the press release: 'This unique opportunity will help fans experience the complete and correct vision of my epic story.'"

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hmmmmm (2, Insightful)

joper90 (669321) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040938)

these get worse every year.

Re:hmmmmm (-1, Flamebait)

Goldberg's Pants (139800) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041037)

Conclusive proof that the internet is populated by idiots with a mental age of 12, since I know I haven't given a crap about this day since I was that age.

Every fucking year the internet goes to hell for a day with unfunny crap like this.

Fucking grow up!

Re:hmmmmm (1)

JustOK (667959) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041043)

At least we stay off your lawn.

Re:hmmmmm (1)

dougTheRug (649069) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041078)

How old do I have to get before I don't care about porn anymore?

ohhh I thought you meant Star Wars (1)

aplusjimages (939458) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041372)

I didn't realize this was an April Fool's joke. I thought you meant that Star Wars gets worse every year and I agreed. But you meant the jokes. Oops.

Re:hmmmmm (1)

LittleKing (688048) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041489)

It's a little disturbing but I could actually see the Star Wars "adult line of novels" happening before the free placement plan would take place. That greedy bastard.

Re:hmmmmm (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042374)

Well...at least we know the acting won't get any worse.

Feelings for ... a sister! (4, Funny)

Agent Green (231202) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040939)

And still, Luke's feelings for his sister will make his betrayal complete ...

MOD TEH POST AND EVERY REPLY TO IT NFOMRMATIVE! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041054)

subj.

More April Fools Jokes (4, Informative)

Urgo (28400) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040940)

For the third year in a row, Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on Websites [urgo.org] contains the most complete list of April Fool's Day pranks websites have created. Featured by news.com.com.com.. [com.com] and Microsoft [microsoft.com] , the site strives to list EVERY joke site, and is updated every few minutes with new verified jokes. wikipedia [wikipedia.org] also contains a sizeable list.

Sample:

tveps.net [tveps.net] - Isaac 'Chef' Hayes not leaving southpark after all. Comes clean that it was a publicity stunt.

thinkgeek.com [thinkgeek.com] - USB Tanning Center, RFID Blocking T-shirt, Grow Your Own 1up Mushroom Kit, Caffeine Inhaler, and more

theregister.co.uk [theregister.co.uk] - customise The Register to suit your needs - from blocking ads, to selecting the kind of stories you really want to read.

worldofwarcraft.com [worldofwarcraft.com] - Blizzard to put Wisps as a playable race for World of Warcraft.

tvpredictions.com [tvpredictions.com] - Ready for X-ray TV? New TV picture technology even clearer than HDTV; you can actually see through people's clothing on TV.

blizzard.com [blizzard.com] - BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT® PRESENTS BURGERCRAFT(TM)

bolloxcomics.co.uk [bolloxcomics.co.uk] - Myspace parody

bolloxcomics.co.uk [bolloxcomics.co.uk] - YTMND parody

wiebetech.com [wiebetech.com] - 5 TB iPod

sideshowtoy.com [sideshowtoy.com] - Half a Darth Maul Figure Exclusive?

slashdot.org [slashdot.org] - OMG!!! PONIES!!! (and pink layout)

whirlpool.net.au [whirlpool.net.au] - Telstra will only release 2mbit ADSL2+ in Australia.

forums.worldofwarcraft.com [worldofwarcraft.com] - World of Warcraft 1.11 patch notes leaked

mymsnsearch.com [mymsnsearch.com] - fake (but hilariously accurate) search results

gearlog.com [gearlog.com] - Laptop Lingerie: Bringing Tech & Pleasure Together

googlesystem.blogspot.com [blogspot.com] - Google Browser is finally launched. Installer 1.68MB

sordeo.com [sordeo.com] - mirror image and the title says, 'Now optimized for those afflicted with Dyslexia'

eternal-lands.com [eternal-lands.com] - Free Software Foundation buys Eternal Lands

Re:More April Fools Jokes (4, Insightful)

SirSlud (67381) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041051)

About 10 years ago, April Fools used to be a time to try and fool people. Now its a time to insult people's intelligence with self-indulgent humour.

Woe is me.

Sheesh, lighten up! (4, Insightful)

sgant (178166) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041147)

No one is insulting anyone. It's all just good fun. If you don't like it, take a big dose of Ambien and sleep through the entire day.

Re:Sheesh, lighten up! (4, Insightful)

stinky wizzleteats (552063) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041235)

mod parent up. I personally very much enjoy that April 1 is turning into the Internet's biggest holiday.

Yes, it's silly. We all know it's silly. Telling everyone this does not make you look more intelligent. If you don't like April 1, don't be a fucktwit. Just STFU until tomorrow.

Re:Sheesh, lighten up! (1)

Khuffie (818093) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042145)

Oooh! I like that description. I say us geeks reclaim April 1 and name it "The Internet Holiday"

Re:Sheesh, lighten up! (1)

caffeination (947825) | more than 8 years ago | (#15043082)

I'm in [caffeination.net] *, and I too was inspired by his post. Once I read that, I gave this day a real chance to shine, instead of just enjoying it, and it's quite true. If you spend a few hours of April 1st on the internet, it can really cheer you up.

Re:Sheesh, lighten up! (1)

Tablizer (95088) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042768)

I personally very much enjoy that April 1 is turning into the Internet's biggest holiday.

What the hell is The Onion going to do? Publish a real story?
         

Re:More April Fools Jokes (1)

aplusjimages (939458) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041376)

The Internet has made us lazy and McDonalds has made us fat. We aren't in the same shape we were 10 years ago.

Re:More April Fools Jokes (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041985)

about 10 years ago vanilla ice was popular.

i rest my case

OMG!!! You're just soooooooo non-pink and mean! (1)

Hartree (191324) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042915)

Talk about, like, being so out of pinkish clue. :P :P :P

Do you also, like, make Bob Cratchit work on Christmas?

And you probly hate ponies too! What a total loser.

Re:More April Fools Jokes (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041102)

HOW MANY OF THEM ARE FUNNY??

I know the ones on slashdot sure aint, gets worse every year.

Re:More April Fools Jokes (1)

macboygrey (828059) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042171)

from the Microsoft link...
last year saw phony Redmond press releases announcing development of Visual Studio for Linux"

Hahahahaha. That is a good one. Like anybody would use it... ;)
I love my trusty vi.

Leia (5, Funny)

Elitist_Phoenix (808424) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040943)

If they have the original Leia in her slave outfit, plus put the entire movie in german. I'd watch it! Infact I think I already have.

Re:Leia (1)

rdoger6424 (879843) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041422)

Oh, ja!

Re:Leia (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042064)

jawohl mein fuhrer

Re:Leia (1)

Tablizer (95088) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042631)

Jabba goes retro drag in Jabba the Slut(TM)

the sword edition (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15040944)

i can now see the swords having a dildo hand grip.

"adult" entertainment? (5, Funny)

raz0 (899158) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040945)

Oh noes.. I can just see it. "Is that a lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?"

Attack Of The Clones (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15042553)

May I suggest that one of the adult stories be about a galaxy full of Hiromi Oshima [wikipedia.org] clones.

IIRC (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15040946)

Didn't LucasFilms sue over an anime revisioning of Star Wars with adult film themes? Why, yes, they did. And because of the publicity from their action I became aware of the existence of said DVD and purchased a copy.

It wasn't very good. But then the source material had its shortcomings.

Re:IIRC (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041011)

sauce!!!!

Finally . . . (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15040947)

Finally, Han is gonna throw it to Leia. We've all been waiting for this...

Re:Finally . . . (0, Redundant)

ozmanjusri (601766) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041070)

Finally, Han is gonna throw it to Leia. We've all been waiting for this...

Yeah, and he'll still shoot first.

There shoud be plenty of opportunity to film them. (5, Funny)

gowen (141411) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040949)

... because Mark Hammill is stuck doing porn these days, right?

Re:There shoud be plenty of opportunity to film th (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15040986)

... because Mark Hammill is stuck doing porn these days, right?

Of coarse. His latest is Wookie Nights

Re:There shoud be plenty of opportunity to film th (1)

ConceptJunkie (24823) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041762)

I hear he does a cameo in "Dooku Does Dagobah".

Dupe? (4, Funny)

dynamo52 (890601) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040950)

How hot would a light saber really be?

/. is increasingly homoerotic... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15040951)

with all this talk of light-sabers, and pics of fanboys. HOT!

I have dreamt a dirty dream... (1)

theheff (894014) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040953)

... involving jabba the hut. Finally, my dreams have become a reality!

Re:I have dreamt a dirty dream... (1)

just-a-stone (766843) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041091)

better than shaved wookies and ewoks.
but i always knew that the final scene in episode IV with lots of small ships trying to penetrate the large sphere want to tell me someting.

Front page Pr0n! (1)

bloodstar (866306) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040954)

he asked for it:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=181816&cid=150 38555 [slashdot.org]
Of course, books mean we have to imagine it, but this is slashdot, that's all we do anyway... right? right????

Re:Front page Pr0n! (1)

j-stroy (640921) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040965)

Thanks to the cute link we know where all the kittens are [fark.com] teh PIGs rule!

Re:Front page Pr0n! (1)

Scooter's_dad (833628) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041374)

Of course, books mean we have to imagine it, but this is slashdot, that's all we do anyway... right? right????

Hey, I've been married for eight years... so yes, all I do is imagine it.

Storyboards (1)

1u3hr (530656) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040962)

I found this page [catthouse.com] with some preliminary storyboards. I'll be standing in line for this one.

Finally... (2, Funny)

karzan (132637) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041252)

You found Natalie Portman naked ... now where are the hot grits?

RrrooWWWww[censored]wwrrwwr (1)

MobileTatsu-NJG (946591) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040968)

So... is doing a Wookiee legal in most states?

Re:RrrooWWWww[censored]wwrrwwr (4, Informative)

MichaelSmith (789609) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040983)

So... is doing a Wookiee legal in most states?

I don't think its actually Illegal. But I wouldn't consider it to be safe...

Re:RrrooWWWww[censored]wwrrwwr (1)

yoharryo (874777) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041038)

I'm more concerned with what vader is gonna look like...

Informative? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041052)

the moderation is funnier than the post

Sexually tilted lines... (1)

imlepid (214300) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040974)

I wonder if they'll be either making a list or using this list [strangeplaces.net] in the novels?

That explains (1)

MK_CSGuy (953563) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040982)

That probably explains the lack of real plot in the new movies

Never ever again (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15040990)

I'll never ever will be watching lucas' movies. Even with padme being naughty in a pre prequel or something like that.

The cantina scene (4, Funny)

AuMatar (183847) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040992)

Hans definitely shoots first.

Re:The cantina scene (2, Funny)

myster0n (216276) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041041)

And together with Franz he will pump YOU up !!!

Re:The cantina scene (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041142)

He needs some staying power. Leia is getting frustrated

Does it work the other way? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15040996)

If I send George my post-special edition versions will he send me the originals on DVD?

One good thing about all this (0, Troll)

davmoo (63521) | more than 8 years ago | (#15040998)

I'm glad April 1st falls on a weekend this year. That lessens the chance that something important will happen in the tech world today. And so it won't get lost in all these lame-ass, and obvious, April Fools posts. I'm also thankful that it only comes once a year, thus making Slashdot totally fucking useless only one day a year.

Re:One good thing about all this (2, Funny)

4e617474 (945414) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041015)

Ah, good. The dissenting April Fool's curmudgeon. Now that someone's broken the irritating, predictable, off-topic, humor-derailing, cliche seal, I can let loose.

In Soviet Russia, your incessant April Fool's Post Overlords welcome you!

I don't get it with you April Fool's story zealots. I've been sitting here looking at Commander Taco's cats for twenty minutes trying to get three chuckles...

Re:One good thing about all this (1)

ROBOKATZ (211768) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041030)

It's just moderately useless the rest of the year. Besides, when something does 'happen in the tech world', it usually takes at least a day for a link to an article to show up on slashdot anyways, so you're not missing anything.

Re:One good thing about all this (1)

davmoo (63521) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041044)

That's true. And then when we do finally hear about it here, we get two or three times in succession. A day without dupes is like a day without sunshine :-)

Re:One good thing about all this (1)

Shano (179535) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041111)

Spoken like someone who's never lived in Scotland.

Re:One good thing about all this (1)

Reziac (43301) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042499)

And as everyone knows, a day without sunshine is like night!

(And why is it so dark in this basement??)

Re:One good thing about all this (1)

khellendros1984 (792761) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041200)

And just mostly useless the rest of the time? What with the dupes and random, inane comments typically found on this site, of course

Re:One good thing about all this (1)

Jetekus (909605) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041268)

Yeah, I hate it when people have fun! Things which aren't factually accurate should be banned, I tell you!

Loosen up, would you?

...millions of DVDs suddenly cried out in terror.. (1)

scolen2 (956819) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041008)

OMG!!! Ewoks!!! Seriously, wtf is lucas doing. He has become not only what he despised when he started out to be a film maker, but he's also become the evil that he frack'n writes into screen plays! HOLY CRAP! I live in marin and accually see him quite offten driving his average everyday commuter car (Farrari) to work (Ranch) and take pleasure in flipping him off ever time i see him tugging at his fluffy ewoke beard pondering what his next crappy move will be. 1. The biggest secret in movie history was that vader was lukes father, so much that it was kept from the crew until show time. 2. When asked if "a new fan started to watch starwars for the first time, what order should they watch it in?" Lucas said EP 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Uhm... wouldn't that void the surprise that he worked so hard to keep? Seriously, someone lock him up before he starts remastering the Ewoke adventures and runining... oh wait, nm.

Han Solo shagged Leia? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041018)

So the rumors are true, and Han Solo really shagged Leia in ESB? I hope that they did the shot 20 years ago, if they have to re-shot with Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford now I wouldnt want to see this...

Re:Han Solo shagged Leia? (1)

khellendros1984 (792761) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041210)

Giggidy, giggidy, awright! WHo's up fo' some action, eh?

so.... (2, Insightful)

joe 155 (937621) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041042)

you mean that they weren't already adult films... now I know I'm your average evangelical puritan, but I'm pretty sure that when Han Solo kissed the Princess THAT WAS A SIN... did we see a marriage before hand... hell worth almost... and don't even get me started on the possible incest situation, the killing (outside of an official, state designated, war) and the wife beating / strangling

Luke committed the SIN! (1)

CyberLord Seven (525173) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042304)

Jeeezus H Christ, he got wood when he kissed his fuckin' SISTER!
Mr. Rogers voice: Can you say incest?
And don't complain to me that you couldn't see the wood. Just look at that expression on his face: that was one satisfied, horny, incestuous FREAK!
Anyway, don't we already have the XXX version of Star Wars? It's called Flesh Gordon. A damned funny and entertaining film that was released before Star Wars. (Does that make it a prequel?)

Eek (1)

carcosa30 (235579) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041060)

I'm afraid.

But wait?! (2, Interesting)

Rodong (906804) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041072)

Even if this is a april fools thing, and there WONT be an adult star wars movie, the idea does have merit in one way; If you define adult movie as=Movie for adults, void of bullshit, jar jar binks, cute fuzzy animals added to make it more child friendly, if you added a bit of grittyness, a heavier plot and even blood, then you might actually have a adult science fiction movie, something that hasn't been done in a good way in a long time, and i'm not counting I Robot.

Re:But wait?! (1)

Scarletdown (886459) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041133)

I'd love to see ROTJ redone the way Lucas originally conceived it, using Wookies instead of Ewoks.

The carnage would have been glorious.

Re:But wait?! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041403)

Depends on what you define as "a long time", but IMHO Pitch Black certainly counts... and it's probably the only good movie that Vin (or was it VAN?) Diesel was in.

George isn't just content with destroying... (5, Funny)

gijoel (628142) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041076)

... our childhood memories. Now he wants to destroy our adult fantasties.

SW pr0n (1)

kronocide (209440) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041082)

There is already pr0n in the movies. Check out the scene where Han and Leia are ducking stormtrooper fire outside the entrance to the force field generator in RotJ. At one time Leia falls down, Han leans down and asks "Are you okay?" and quickly feels her breast. Scout's honor. Just slowmo through the scene and you'll see that Harrison Ford does it intentionally . As opposed to the OP, this is not an April Fool's joke.

Re:SW pr0n (1)

Scooter's_dad (833628) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041384)

You have too much time on your hands (and not enough breast).

Re:SW pr0n (1)

kronocide (209440) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042331)

Tell me about it!

Re:SW pr0n (1)

Scooter's_dad (833628) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042603)

Tell me about it!

Well, it's warm and round and not too soft but not too firm, and usually found in pairs... wait, that's probably not what you meant.

Finally! (3, Funny)

NeuroManson (214835) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041084)

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" has a double entendre!
(That, and "This may smell bad kid, but it'll keep you warm.")

Re:Finally! (1)

Scarblac (122480) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041094)

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."


http://www.freelists.org/archives/adeel420/12-2002 /msg00017.html [freelists.org]

Re:Finally! (1)

Scarletdown (886459) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041127)

[Yoda]: Take you to him I will. But first we must eat. Cum! Good food, cum! Yee-hee-hee-hee-hee....

Re:Finally! (1)

Farmer Tim (530755) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041125)

But if stormtroopers are clones, wouldn't that particular appendage be an unnecessary distraction?

this is disturbing (1)

skam240 (789197) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041123)

"In a first-of-its-kind move, George Lucas has announced that Lucasfilm and 20th Century Fox will offer free 'replacement DVDs' to anyone who mails in pre-Special Edition VHS and Laserdisc copies of Star Wars episodes IV, V, and VI by April 30th. From the press release: 'This unique opportunity will help fans experience the complete and correct vision of my epic story.'"

The man is trying to rub out history with this move. Aside from the pirate versions of the laser disk, fans have few refuges for enduring copies of the triology which dont feature magic, blaster bolt dodging Han Solo or similiar crap which shows up in the new versons of the orginal Starwars triology. This is just another step in trying to erase what was seen by most fans, as a superior cinematic experience.

I hate to say it but our only hope is that the man dies and leaves the rights to starwars to some one who isnt an asshole.

Hmm (1)

Jboost (960475) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041186)

Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?

Does anyone else... (1)

Josh teh Jenius (940261) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041187)

Does anyone else agree these "April Fools" posts are worth it, if only to laugh at those who haven't gotten the joke yet?

Oh...right...sarcasm.

OMG it's true!!!11one (2, Insightful)

Dachannien (617929) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041191)

From the press release: 'This unique opportunity will help fans experience the complete and correct vision of my epic story.'

The disturbing thing is, I wouldn't put it past him to actually do this.

Re:OMG it's true!!!11one (1)

Reziac (43301) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042490)

Oh, no, this is just an attempt to get all the Star Wars slash authors to come out from the underground, so Lucas can stomp the genre into oblivion. After all, Lucas himself said, "There is no sex in the Star Wars universe".

[Actually, this is close to truth. Lucas DID sic lawyers on the slash community, which is why all SW slash is published underground.)

Hmm. Slash. Slashdot. Coincidence? ;)

Star Whores (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041221)

"Suck on this, princess!"
"I challenge you to a Pork Sword duel!"
"Your Wookie just man-raped me!"
"Why's your spaceship shaped like a rampant rabbit?"

I cannot see where to fit Jabba The Hut into this.

Otherwise, sign me up.

Scout Walker Karma Sutra (1)

backwardMechanic (959818) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041261)

Since nobody else has listed it yet, here's the Karma Sutra [scoutwalker.com] as you've never seen it before!

Re:Scout Walker Karma Sutra (1)

Bucc5062 (856482) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041459)

That is just wrong...very very wrong, and yet somehow stimulating?

I must take my brain out be cleaned now, though the image of two Scouts copulating may never really go away

Sexual Star Wars Healing (5, Funny)

kamapuaa (555446) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041283)

In the Movie Star Wars:


1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
3. Look at the size of that thing!
4. Sorry about the mess...
5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
6. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
11. You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
12. Get on top of it!

In the Movie The Empire Strikes Back:
1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
3. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
4. Hurry up, golden rod...
5. That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.
6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...
7. Control, control...You must learn control!
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
9. Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?
10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!
11. Would it help if I got out and pushed?

Appropriate title? (3, Funny)

192939495969798999 (58312) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041301)

Star Whores?

I'm sorry, it's been a long week.

Re:Appropriate title? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 8 years ago | (#15041381)

Pink Post #15041221 beat your #15041301 to this joke.

As a special APR01 punishment for getting the moderation, you should be stripped and paraded through San Francisco wearing a 'Hello Big Boy' hat.

Titles (1)

Elitist_Phoenix (808424) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041326)

The Adventures of Jango Phatt; Intergalactic Booty Hunter
Hotel Porkins
Amidala, Queen of Naboob (soft core)
Chicks with Tentacles (Fetish)
Sith On My Face
Sex Wars Episode IV: A New Hole
Judge Me by My Size (fetish)
Hoth in the Sheets
Dirty Jedi #43
Debbie does Dantooine.
The Devaronian and Miss Jones
Mesa so Horny - Gungan fetish
Red Lekku Bonanza - Twi'Lek fetish
Hutt Sluts
Yes, My Master - Sith S&M
The Secret Life of Princess LayUs
Hands Solo
Boba Fetish: Capture Me (BDSM)
Wookiee Nookie
Lightsaber Lovin'
Blow My Death Star
Fat and Frisky (Hutts)
Lando's co-ed house party
Artoo & 3PO's power coupling

Stolen from here for easier reading and to make sure they don't get slashdotted: http://www.shavenwookie.com/orhp/humour/swporn.txt [shavenwookie.com]

Is that a light saber in your pocket .... (1)

Marbleless (640965) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041337)

.. or are you just glad to see me ;)

adult star wars goods (1)

bulbach (668352) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041563)

There are already Star Wars slot machines. I was a little surprised when I first saw them in Vegas, but with Star Wars being the brand whore that it is, this story, sadly enough, really is a little bit plausible.

Ah ha! (1)

DarkMorph (874731) | more than 8 years ago | (#15041695)

I knew it! There is more than just the kiss Leia gave Luke! Incest anyone? :P

greedo shoots first (1)

j1bb3rj4bb3r (808677) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042447)

Lucas was quoted as saying, "They got it all wrong... now the fans will really get to see what I meant when I told the editors that Greedo should shoot first."

Natalie Portman + Hot Grits for REAL! (2, Funny)

lushman (251748) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042474)

Does this mean my fantasy of Natalie Portman covered in hot grits will actually come true?

w00t!!!

Hot Grits (1)

heson (915298) | more than 8 years ago | (#15042475)

Hot Grits, lots of hot grits!
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