spaceyhackerlady writes "Our Marketing manager has had the brainwave that we should
be more aggressive with our competition, so he decided that we
should adopt Klingon culture around the office, effective April 1.
porting our systems to Var'aq, the official Klingon programming language.
Something to do with killing (or at least maiming) the competition, he says.
Has anybody ever done this with a mainly Java-based system? Any good migration tools out there?