top The Classic Control Panel In Windows May Be Gone
I suppose it will be a fucking control panel ribbon.
top 6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine
Wow! They found a temple at the dawn of Earth's Creation!
top Google Changes 'To Fight Piracy' By Highlighting Legal Sites
I used to listen to music, but I hate the music industry so much I just don't care anymore. I spend my money elsewhere.
top The Largest Ship In the World Is Being Built In Korea
Don't forget that the 3D printer is delivered by drone, too!
top How Curved Spacetime Can Be Created In a Quantum Optics Lab
The equations that describe these behaviors are so complex it can only mean that they're not seeing the big picture (whatever that is).
top Court Rules Parents May Be Liable For What Their Kids Post On Facebook
Slippery slope. That's all.
top Who's In Charge During the Ebola Crisis?
Ebola is in charge during an Ebola crisis.
top Snowden's Tough Advice For Guarding Privacy
Of hell ya he's a hero, and fuck the government for not saying so. Come to think of it, just fuck the government in general because it's generally fucked up.
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top FBI Says It Will Hire No One Who Lies About Illegal Downloading
Who the fuck would ever want to apply for an FBI job? Oh ya, anally insane people.
top Air Force To Take Over Two Ex-Shuttle Hangers In Florida For Its X-37B Program
So NASA is now military.
Fuck NASA then.
top The Era of Saturday Morning Cartoons Is Dead
But they still have the Bugaloos, right?
top Could Maroney Be Prosecuted For Her Own Hacked Pictures?
"even a minor who takes a sexually explicit picture of themselves can be prosecuted for violating child pornography laws. "
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top FCC Rejects Blackout Rules
The NFL is incredibly popular because this world is full of stupid fucktards
top Man Walks Past Security Screening Staring At iPad, Causing Airport Evacuation
This world has gone fucking insane. Fuck the world!
top Blood For Extra Credit Points Offer Raises Eyebrows In Test-Mad China
How many points do you get to donate a kidney?
top Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography
Liz Close, the Forest Service's acting wilderness director is a fucking idiot that needs to be fired, and blacklisted from any and all government positions for life.
top US Military Aware Only Belatedly of Chinese Attacks Against Transport Contractors
It sounds like China is hurting the USA more than countries in the Middle East are, so when does the bombing start in China?
top Apple Outrages Users By Automatically Installing U2's Album On Their Devices
Reason #12,345,432 not to buy Apple products.
top Rosetta Hunts For Comet Touch Down Site For Philae Lander
Just slam it in there and give it a twist.
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