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The Magic of Pallets

Beardo the Bearded Pallet comments (105 comments)

This comment was on a pallet.

But the longshoremen were on break. Union rules, sorry.

3 hours ago
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Anonymous Claims They Will Release "The Interview" Themselves

Beardo the Bearded Re:Marketing? (150 comments)

I plan on pirating the movie and having a drunken night of watching it with friends.

I'm a little drunk rihght now. Pardon the uh... typos? Fuck off, it's Solstice.

3 hours ago
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Kiva Systems Co-Founder: Drone Delivery Could Be As Low As 20 Cents Per Package

Beardo the Bearded Practical jokes (92 comments)

A buddy and I were talking about how you could prank someone with this.

Find a couple out on a date, wait for the guy to check his phone, then order drone-delivered condoms.

about three weeks ago
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BT Blocking Private Torrent Sites?

Beardo the Bearded Re:BT? Sky? (80 comments)

That's what I thought too, and it wasn't making sense. "How is a protocol blocking a torrent site?"

about three weeks ago
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Great Firewall of China Blocks Edgecast CDN, Thousands of Websites Affected

Beardo the Bearded Re:Yeah right (128 comments)

Indeed. The ongoing international outcry over Tienanmen Square haunts the Chinese government to this day.

about a month ago
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Real Steampunk Computer Brought Back To Life

Beardo the Bearded Re:100 Year old (81 comments)

Hey man, I was BORN in the 1900s.

... now I feel old.

about a month ago
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Long-term Study Finds No Link Between Video Game Violence and Real Violence

Beardo the Bearded Re:wish I could believe that, experience disagrees (250 comments)

As a counter example, a woman once told me that she thought my foul mouth was awesome.

"Awww, fuck off, you asshole."

Blew her clothes right off her body. She was super smart and had the body of a 22-year-old stripper.

about a month and a half ago
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Days After Shooting, Canada Proposes New Restrictions On and Offline

Beardo the Bearded Re:Shot in the back (308 comments)

Here's the deal.

It's expensive to stay on high alert all the time. All those extra guards, guns, maintenance, etc. That costs money. Up here, after 9/11, we maintained high alert at the bases for a couple of years, then decided to go back to more-or-less before. Not quite; back in 2000 I could walk onto the base only flashing my ID, and once I did show a post-it that said PASS on it. As it stands now, I do require an actual valid pass to get onto the base. However, the security on the base itself is lower than that of my local YMCA. (The base passes are easy to forge and don't get scanned or recorded; the gym requires an active membership and records your entry times.)

What I'm getting at here is that when you're on guard duty at the War Memorial, you're there to be a meet-and-greet kind of soldier. The only shooting you're expecting is some selfies with the kilted guy (meaning you) and maybe a couple of shots at the bar after work. You're not guarding anything. It's a public sculpture that's maybe 50 feet per side. There's literally nothing there to defend. (I've been there a few times; years ago for work I stayed at the Lord Elgin and worked in the next-door building, housing some PW stuff.)

Now, here's the other thing. Bullets. You have to track the shit out of them. If you gave the guards at the War Memorial live ammo, it would be a complete clusterfuck. If you're giving someone ammo, you're expecting them to get shot at, right? Which really means they should be wearing armour as well, not the ceremonial dress uniform (which only offers protection against thrown bullets) So you've got to get them armour, bullets, and a real gun, plus track all that stuff from day to day. What if the gun got dropped and discharged? What if you stopped for a picture and someone took your gun or cut themselves on the bayonet? What if the magazine fell out and the ammo sprayed all over the ground? Now the person guarding is presenting the image of a drunkard scrambling around for their car keys in the dark.

Weird scenarios, but all significantly more likely than a schizophrenic walking up to you and shooting you in the back in cold blood on a boring Hump Day morning.

about 2 months ago
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Doctor Who To Teach Kids To Code

Beardo the Bearded Re:It's not every day you get to... (164 comments)

And hey, the US drones don't have a problem with stairs. They just level the building.

about 2 months ago
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Experiment Shows Stylized Rendering Enhances Presence In Immersive AR

Beardo the Bearded Re: Porn ... (75 comments)

I'm imagining this conversation as the same guy talking to himself, since both are AC...

about 3 months ago
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Experiment Shows Stylized Rendering Enhances Presence In Immersive AR

Beardo the Bearded Re:Simulated Universe (75 comments)

So what does that make Saint's Row IV?

about 3 months ago
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Apple's "Warrant Canary" Has Died

Beardo the Bearded Re:There is no "almost impossible" (236 comments)

I literally don't know the password to my phone. I know of it, and how to type it in, but even at gunpoint / threat of contempt, I couldn't tell you what it is.

about 3 months ago
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Is the Tesla Model 3 Actually Going To Cost $50,000?

Beardo the Bearded Re:car sellers are bad even at selling (393 comments)

One of my buddies is buying a Leaf.

The problem is this: once you test drive an electric car, you're done with shitty ICE forever. Nothing has better torque, better acceleration... and that's what the gold ol' 'murkin cahs are sold as, muscle.

Put them up against something electric, and these so-called "Muscle cars" are just saggy old curlbros trying to get big arms to draw attention away from their massive beer bellies.

about 3 months ago
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Apparent Meteorite Hits Managua, Nicaragua, Leaving Crater But No Injuries

Beardo the Bearded Re:Excuse me, but ... (107 comments)

Excuse me, but are you commenting on the Facebook auto-play problem? That was three stories back.

Give him a break, he's using IE and this is as fast as he can post.

about 3 months ago
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Swedish Farmers Have Doubts About Climatologists and Climate Change

Beardo the Bearded Re:Weather is NOT climate (567 comments)

Meh, I live in Canada, future home of 250,000 km of tropical coastline.

What's your retirement plan? I've invested all my RRSPs (like a 401k) into scuba gear and sunblock.

Dive Nanasvik!

about 6 months ago
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Supreme Court Rules Cell Phones Can't Be Searched Without a Warrant

Beardo the Bearded Re:So they'll just add (249 comments)

Thank you, I wasn't sure what they meant by the imminent threat.

We had the same ruling up here in Canada, although you do have to lock your phone with a password. It requires a specific type of warrant, not a general warrant.

about 6 months ago
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Trivial Bypass of PayPal Two-Factor Authentication On Mobile Devices

Beardo the Bearded Re:Rookie mistake (47 comments)

No fucking kidding. I wouldn't trust the client when I did FUCKING HOBBY GAME PROGRAMMING in my spare weekend time.

And that was to check that someone's magic sword wasn't bothering other players.

Fuckin' hacks.

about 6 months ago

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Warrants required for text messages

Beardo the Bearded Beardo the Bearded writes  |  about a year and a half ago

Beardo the Bearded (321478) writes "The Supreme Court of Canada (SCC) has ruled that your text messages cannot be seized without a wiretap order.

FTA: "The decision overturns a lower court ruling against Telus that required the company to hand over copies of two of its customers' text messages after it was served with a general warrant by police in Owen Sound, Ontario.

Telus had appealed the ruling. The phone provider argued that seizing the messages would constitute "interception" of the communication and would therefore require a wiretap warrant. That is more difficult to get than a general warrant, because of special privacy provisions in the Criminal Code protecting private communications.""

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What MP3 players are available?

Beardo the Bearded Beardo the Bearded writes  |  more than 2 years ago

Beardo the Bearded (321478) writes "Dear Slashdot:

I have to get a new MP3 player. For years I've been using a Sony Walkman after winning one at work. I used it every day to block out the cubicle sounds, especially the humming of the fans. (I have noise-blocking earbuds.) It saw frequent use it at the gym. I also used it when biking, so an external speaker is critical. Last week it got wet and despite my best efforts (I'm an Electrical Engineer) it did not survive.

I don't want to get an iPod because of their attitude towards slave labour. iTunes is also something I want to avoid because it's a closed format that doesn't work under Ubuntu.

Sony's... well, we all know what Sony's been up to lately. You also had to use Windows Media Player to make playlists — Rythmbox, Banshee, and other Ubuntu players couldn't create the propietary format. I could drag-and-drop music but that was it.

It seems like all the brick-and-mortar retailers carry are iPods and some junky low-end disposable models that barely passed quality control. I had to return a Polaroid player because it was unusable.

I've had bad luck with Archos products as well, with a battery on my Archos 7 dying after about 6 months. It doesn't have to be an all-singing, all-dancing pony. I want music. I don't have a cell phone, nor do I plan on spending several thousand dollars over the next three years to get an MP3-capable cell. In fact, because of the rules at work, it shouldn't have a camera in it. Nor will I be able to use any streaming audio features at work.

I've looked at the Anything but iPod website, but none of the players they recommend are available anymore. There are a few from Amazon retailers but few, if any, will ship outside of the US.

What players would you recommend? It's got to be something that's rugged enough to take a fall, has an external speaker for biking, and work under Ubuntu. Cost is a secondary concern, my main goal is to have a nice machine that does its job well."

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Details of Canadian Copyright Law

Beardo the Bearded Beardo the Bearded writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Beardo the Bearded (321478) writes "For the third time, the Canadian Government is bringing forward new copyright legislation. While generally balanced and creating a differentiation between personal and commercial copyright violaters, there is a catch. The proposed law would create $5000 penalties for breaking any digital locks. ANY locks. That means unskippable commercials on Blu-Ray players and broadcast / delete flags on TV transmissions. Even attempts to circumvent the locks are violations, and that means Sony gets to install rootkits on your... er, their computer, and your cable provider gets to disable your PVR that you bought and paid for. These locks over-ride any other rights that consumers would have under the new Act.

This would have the side effect of outlawing any operating system that includes region-free players, or even watching imported movies that are impossible to obtain in Canada.

This ignores the wishes of the Canadians who participated in the lengthy consultations; we said that the locks would be too restrictive.

Too bad we can't apply a three-strikes law to laws..."

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Scubaboard sued over post content

Beardo the Bearded Beardo the Bearded writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Beardo the Bearded (321478) writes "In early 2008, several SCUBA divers were injured (one killed) due to contaminated air provided by a dive boat. Old news is exciting, but legal gears grind slowly.

The operator of the dive shop has filed suit against the owner of the board in an attempt to discourage discussion about the bad air, the fatality, and the conditions of the dive operation. Part of the issue is that the operator closed ship and moved to another company in January of 2010. The posters on scubaboard found that it was the same person and started warning divers against using the new company altogether.

Is it possible or reasonable to hold public forums accountable for the posts of its users?"
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Canada's Heritgage Minster Violating own Bill

Beardo the Bearded Beardo the Bearded writes  |  more than 5 years ago

Beardo the Bearded (321478) writes "In Canada, the legislation for Copyright Reform comes from either the Heritage Minister or the Industry Minister. According to an article on the CanWest news service, "Heritage Minister James Moore — one of the government's leaders on the copyright file — admitted Monday that he hasn't always abided by Canada's copyright law." In other words, the person in charge of copyright legislation in Canada doesn't follow his own rules. The most recent legislation, Bill C-61, would have made it unlawful to (among other things) record TV shows for watching later, or shifting any media with any form of copy protection. It was abandoned during the elections in October 2008. This raises the question: Why are these guys making laws that they aren't going to follow themselves? If Bill C-61 had passed, he would have been civilly liable for $20,000 per offence, and possibly even jail time."
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