How long ago did you last assemble a computer?
You used TTL? You had it easy! I remember when we had to get up at 3 a.m. and walk 4 miles, in our bare feet, to the shoe box that served as our workshop. Then we had to suck the air out of our homemade triodes and thread our own magnetic memory cores...
Ask Slashdot: What Would You Do With Half a Rack of Server Space?
You could use the hardware to build a cloud service and sell it to gullible businesses that don't know any better than to store their corporate data on such a service. Just to be on the safe side, you could back it up to your new cloud storage, along with your own data. Hmmm...
Software Upgrade At 655 Million Kilometers
This type of failure to employ basic SI prefixes really gets my goat! The metre is an SI unit so multiples should use the correct SI prefix. 1000 kilometres is a megametre and 1000 megametres (or 1 000 000 kilometres) is a gigametre. So the above stated distance of 655,000,000 kilometers from Earth should have been specified as 655 gigametres (or 655 Gm).
I know nothing of these "software upgrades" of which they speak.
Sleeper: LG G2 One of the Fastest Android Smartphones On the Market
"One of the fastest..." you say but in fact, I'll bet that it makes phone calls at exactly the same speed as every other phone on the market and no faster than every cell phone ever made
How Amateurs Destroyed the Professional Music Business
The professional music business existed long before the recording industry made recordings of "popular" music widely available. Once such recording became available, it became fashionable to have heard the recorded artistes despite the fact that you could hear the same music, without the loss of quality inherent in the recording and probably performed by better singers and musicians at your local music hall or tavern. Once people started to direct their disposable income towards the recording companies instead of the local performers, the professional music business was brought to its knees. The recent availability of "amateur" performances is merely serving to restore the balance by showing that the artistes being foisted upon the public by the recording companies are very ordinary performers with no special talent and not deserving of an elevated share of the money pot. Moreover, although the poor quality of the early recordings is consigned to history, it is increasingly common to hear the strange tonal warbling that is introduced when a digital sound recording system is used to correct the poor vocal quality of the singer(s). So let us hope that the trend towards listening to amateur and live performances will continue until the blight that is the recording industry has been eradicated forever.
What is your most productive time of day?
AM (Ante-Meridian) meaning before midday and PM (Post-Meridian) meaning after midday, it is not possible for 12 to be either before or after midday because 12 is midday. Similarly, 12 midnight, being equally distant from the preceding and following midday cannot be labelled as either AM or PM. Thus, 12 may be referred to as midday, noon or midnight but never AM or PM.
Inaccurate physics in movies ...
Ridiculous physics didn't bother me too much until one recent film in which the "mad scientist" claimed that his particle accelerator had made neutrinos travel faster than the speed of flight. There is a limit (to what is credible not the speed of neutrinos, obviously).
Microsoft Suggests Heating Homes With "Data Furnaces"
"lack of physical security won't be an issue" - room thermostats on the other hand...
Harvard Professor Creates Paper Accelerometer
An (electronic) accelerometer can be constricted by attaching a resistive material to a vaguely flexible substrate such that the electrical resistance varies when the substrate is deformed (much the same as a strain gauge actually). In this case, the paper is merely the substrate and it is difficult to accept the claim that the accelerometer is made of paper.It seems rather akin to claiming to have made a paper-based computer - by sticking a laptop to a sheet of paper.
More importantly, precisely which medical tests require an accelerometer? Not being the sort of malingerer who spends a lot of time undergoing medical testing, I may have missed them but I'm pretty sure that no doctor has ever attempted to measure my acceleration. I know that older people often claim that time seems to pass more quickly. Perhaps time passing more quickly actually manifests as a measurable reduction in their acceleration and acceleration tests are a geriatric specialisation that I can look forward to as I get older. Perhaps the more senior SlashDot followers would care to comment on the efficacy of acceleration testing?
Catching Exam Cheats With a Spectrum Analyzer
It is pretty impressive that Taiwan has police officers who even know what a spectrum analyser is!
However, it is surprising that the candidates didn't know that they could disguise their transmissions by matching their carrier modulation to the warp signature - surely everyone knows that.
My Most Productive Day of the Week Is..
On the other hand: if a job is worth doing then it will probably still be worth doing tomorrow.
US-Australia Tensions Rise Over Net Filter
Don't you hate to see the children fighting?
Man Sues Neighbor For Not Turning Off His Wi-Fi
If the clean room was to be locked for a period of one hour but the vial only broken upon the decay of a single atom of an element with a radio-active half-life of one hour then the subject could be viewed as both spotty and not spotty for the duration of that hour - sweet!
Fedora 12 Lets Users Install Signed Packages, Sans Root Privileges
Has anyone else noticed French words such as sans gradually creeping into English in place of perfectly good words such as without? I believe that this is not coincidental but rather the work of a dedicated group of French extremists who, by gradually increasing the proportion of French words in circulation, hope to replace the English language entirely within just a few decades. Par recognizer this behaviour, we can arret it before it gets out of main. Mai, si nous do not faites attention then pendant just a few ans, we could find qui French is the nouvel Anglais. Dit "non" maintenant a English avec Francais!
Diese Anmerkung ist auch auf Deutsch vorhanden.
Well it's lunch time and all the blinkenlights are working...
Light Helps Injured Mice Walk Again
..... Corp announces its latest TV screen technology. The screens, driven by photon emitting mouse brains have higher contrast and a greater viewing angle than existing OLED or OLEP screens. Furthermore, the new screens are environmentally friendly being powered only by cheese and 100% biodegradable. Dead mice are replaced easily and cheaply. The new NeuroVision screens are expected to hit the market as soon as problems with the Cat Repulsion Technology (CRT) have been ironed out.
China Considering Cuts In Rare-Earth Metal Exports
Let's hope that they don't stop dilithium shipments!
Can Mobile Broadband Solve the UK Digital Divide?
I live in a rural area in the UK (a short distance north of Belfast, if you must know) where I cannot get ADSL - having tried, I now know that my telephone line is more than 10Km long! So I have been using a 3G/HSDPA modem on Three (Hutchison). I plug the modem into my (Draytek) router and regularly work from home with two laptops running VPNs into different companies and my wife often connects her laptop by WiFi also. The "Mobile Broadband" handles it with no problem and is a lot cheaper than the alternative satellite service that BT tried to sell to me.
How Do You Deal With Pirated Programs At Work?
I went on a Pirate Program at work. They sent me to the Caribbean where I learned to drink rum, bury doubloons, walk the plank and carry a parrot on my shoulder. Best training I ever did - what a week! Every merchant banker needs to do this.
Of childhood "building" toys, my favorite is ...
Actually, it is still available - http://www.maplin.co.uk/search.aspx?MenuNo=80588&MenuName=Meccano&worldid=-4&FromMenu=y&doy=11m11
and probably available from other outlets too. (Also would have been my choice.)
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