Two Arrested For Zbot Trojan
They've both been bailed, so presumably they're now furiously DBAN'ing everything they own.
Videogame Places You're Not Supposed To Go
I believe the comment was signed by "Levelord" (By the game designer Richard Gray, who was quite prolific).
Slashdot Launches User Achievements
Sounds like an interesting system, but slashdot always logs me out when I don't want to!
Removing CO2 From the Air Efficiently
Then we can chop them down, make them into paper, and replant.
The paper gets the TPS report printed on it, then gets buried in landfill, thus sequestering the CO2 safely in the earth until it gets converted back into fossil fuel in the distant future.