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Oculus Rift CEO Says Classrooms of the Future Will Be In VR Goggles

Bloke down the pub Other news... (182 comments)

Coming up later, an interview with the barber who says short hair is the latest greatest thing.

2 days ago

LLVM 3.5 Brings C++1y Improvements, Unified 64-bit ARM Backend

Bloke down the pub nerds? (99 comments)

Nerds are not interested in champagne & handbags. Get ye to idle!

about two weeks ago

Ask Slashdot: What Are the Strangest Features of Various Programming Languages?

Bloke down the pub Re:Lua[0]? (729 comments)

It's the natural way to index on a computer since the base address of an array points to the first element of that array.

No, it's the natural way to do it for a computer.

Isn't it the compiler's job to sort out shit like that?

about two weeks ago

Researchers Harness E. Coli To Produce Propane

Bloke down the pub Re:E.Coli (82 comments)

I will have to claim prior fart. My family has been manufacturing methane the same way for generations.


about two weeks ago

States Allowing Medical Marijuana Have Fewer Painkiller Deaths

Bloke down the pub Re:Up is down and hot is cold... (217 comments)

Correlation or causation? And if it's the latter, which way round?

about two weeks ago

Islamic State "Laptop of Doom" Hints At Plots Including Bubonic Plague

Bloke down the pub Re:But is it reaslistic? (369 comments)

You appear to be confusing science with engineering, which makes me suspect you know very little about either.

about three weeks ago

Dell's New Alienware Case Goes to Extremes To Prevent Overheating

Bloke down the pub Re: "Against a wall" (149 comments)

Spherical is the way to go, especially if you like cows.

about three weeks ago

The American Workday, By Profession

Bloke down the pub Re:9 to 5 is a myth (146 comments)

How many other nouns form plurals by adding a d?

about three weeks ago

PHP 5.6.0 Released

Bloke down the pub Re:It's powerful, but.. (118 comments)

Maybe because it's a public holiday in some countries. Enterprisey stuff likes to know things like that.

As to there being two, I understand that the benighted heathens of the Byzantine persuasion calculate it differently to the bead-jigglers in Rome.

Then again, it's PHP so all bets are off.

about three weeks ago

Indiana University Researchers Get $1 Million Grant To Study Memes

Bloke down the pub Re:What happened to serious research? (126 comments)

I agree. Purely for defensive & preventive purposes, of course.

about three weeks ago

Indiana University Researchers Get $1 Million Grant To Study Memes

Bloke down the pub Re: What's needed (126 comments)

Explained joke is explained.

about three weeks ago

Indiana University Researchers Get $1 Million Grant To Study Memes

Bloke down the pub Re:Let me help them (126 comments)

In Soviet Russia, you are belong to our base!

about three weeks ago

Routers Pose Biggest Security Threat To Home Networks

Bloke down the pub Re:What it's not about (264 comments)


Is that short for motherfuckers?

about 7 months ago

Fake Pub Studies Drinking Habits

Bloke down the pub Re:So a fake pub with drinks and a place to sit (118 comments)

London South Bank University? I think that used to be the East Walford Arthur Fowler 6th Form College, so the Goodall comparison is more accurate than you might think.

about 7 months ago

Are You a Competent Cyborg?

Bloke down the pub Re:Meh (101 comments)

How do you know? You might have been drunk.

about 7 months ago



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