Text Message Brands Quebec Man a Terror Suspect
Considering this story was about Canada, you must be really paranoid!
How Face Recognition Can Uncover SSNs
did they use to get past all the duckface and tongue hanging out pictures?
PBS Web Sites and Databases Hacked
Say what we like or we'll stamp our feet and hack your site! What happened to freedom of information? Or is it just WikiLeaks approved information?
A New Human-Seeking Drone, Much Cheaper Than a Predator
How high do wind speeds have to be to make this thing ineffective?
Doctors Are Creating Too Many Patients
Chiropractors have been doing this for years. Hang on - I think one of my legs is longer than the other!
Draft Proposal Would Create Agency To Tax Cars By the Mile
Listen to this:
then read this:
The Internet's New Alternate Reality
You are right - I believe beaten wife syndrome is covered in Leviticus, if I'm not mistaken. And you might want to look up hermaphrodite in the dictionary.
Relax - I don't care about your atheism, you shouldn't worry about my beliefs.
Julian Assange To Be Extradited To Sweden
Wait a minute - I thought it was the Twitter Revolution!?!
Now I'm all confused.
X Prize $30 Million Robot Race To the Moon Is On
Maybe you should ask Buzz Aldrin about it. Be sure to duck after you do - he throws a mean punch!
Wikileaks Booted From Amazon
Instead of pissing and moaning on a web forum, how about this:
If you are a US citizen, vote, protest, write your elected officials, or run for office.
If you are not a US citizen, get your own house in order before complaining about anyone else.
In either case, you sound like a little kid that teases a chained up watch dog - nothing will happen to you, but it makes you feel like a tough guy.
Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange
I am not sure which Slashdot you have been reading, but like every other public forum on the internet it is full of conspiracy nutjobs. Any story that involves the US, politics or the military draws them like flies from both sides. Why consider simple coincidence as an explanation when a complex conspiracy theory will do instead? Just think of all the time and brainpower wasted coming up with a lot of this crap. The internet has turned into an international soapbox for nutcases, little more than a rumor mill.
But, that's enough of my yackin' --- let's boogie!
BSG Prequel Series Caprica Canceled
Now we won't get to hear frak used in every other sentence. So much for it making the OED.
West Virginia Is Geothermically Active
What rapier wit! I'll bet if Shakespeare were still alive, he would be working that one into his next play. Bravo!
FBI Prioritizes Copyright Over Missing Persons
Wait a minute - I thought the Bush family was part of the race of lizard people that is ruling the world.
Now I am so confused!
2004 Election Weirdness Continues
For a group that jumps all over people that have religious beliefs that can't be proven, you guys are ready to believe any wild theory about Republicans "stealing" elections at the drop of a hat.
As one of your favorite PACs puts it: