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Investigation: Apple Failing To Protect Chinese Factory Workers

CaptainDork Re:Other Chinese Companies are Worse (87 comments)

Virtually meaningless is to associate Apple with Android.

And the steel, coal and general chemistry industries.

2 hours ago
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

CaptainDork Re:Home of the Brave (171 comments)

They are thinking that Sony makes a lot of fucking money and should have spent some of it making goddam sure only need-to-know people had root access and that the IT department was staffed by competent, enabled people, and they are thinking this is not a freedom of speech issue, rather it's a Darwinistic weeding of crappy-ass naive corporate assholes and stuff.

2 hours ago
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

CaptainDork Re:Why? (171 comments)

The reason only a few countries have ever tried to wage war on American soil is because we have very few people of your mentality and stuff.

3 hours ago
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

CaptainDork Re:The way I heard it --- (171 comments)

Didn't AlleGory do the Inconvenient Truth gig?

[I got a million of 'em]

3 hours ago
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

CaptainDork Re:The way I heard it --- (171 comments)

I take Clariton® when my allegories act up.

3 hours ago
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

CaptainDork Re: America! (171 comments)

I'm glad you opened that can of worms. Hollywood and TV studios ain't got no talented writers anymore.

Annie is one example and, yeah, Hawaii 5-0 on steroids.

Next, I guess we'll see, It's A Wonderful Life Transformer Terminator.

3 hours ago
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"Team America" Gets Post-Hack Yanking At Alamo Drafthouse, Too

CaptainDork Re:America! (171 comments)

I don't give a rat's ass about the fucking movie OR Sony. I'm not about to give those assholes a goddam dime and reward their bad business practices.

Security will continue to be a bad joke until firms like Sony get busted in the monetary balls by way of lawsuits because their IT department wouldn't make a decent wart on a sysadmin's butt.

3 hours ago
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Investigation: Apple Failing To Protect Chinese Factory Workers

CaptainDork Re:And whose fault is this? (87 comments)

I started to write this and then I canceled because you're a troll and then I got pissed and started/canceled again, but anyway, fuck you and stuff.

3 hours ago
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Extracting Data From the Microsoft Band

CaptainDork Re:the Band (39 comments)

I was hoping it had a drum set.

3 hours ago
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Extracting Data From the Microsoft Band

CaptainDork Oxymoron: (39 comments)

Sole control of Internet-connected devices ... especially servers.

3 hours ago
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Hackers Compromise ICANN, Access Zone File Data System

CaptainDork Re:fire them (99 comments)

Mod +1 if I could.

5 hours ago
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Hackers Compromise ICANN, Access Zone File Data System

CaptainDork Re:fire them (99 comments)

I didn't say, PAID on ... I said WORK on ...

My coworkers and bosses work hard to maintain or increase the revenue stream.

I'm always asking for money and those people have to swim a little harder to make up the difference.

11 hours ago
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RFID-Blocking Blazer and Jeans Could Stop Wireless Identity Theft

CaptainDork I'll wait for SP1 ... (104 comments)

... I'm not an early adopter.

11 hours ago
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Hackers Compromise ICANN, Access Zone File Data System

CaptainDork Re:fire them (99 comments)

When I was a young lad and Moby Dick was a minnow, my dad took me squirrel hunting up in the piney woods of Southeast Texas.

When I shot a squirrel with my .410 shotgun, invariably the rodent would fall into a creek or nasty bog.

Upon picking it up, the wet squirrel smelled and felt like a musty old mop.

It wasn't a matter of pain. It was the disgusting smell and texture.

12 hours ago
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Hackers Compromise ICANN, Access Zone File Data System

CaptainDork Re:fire them (99 comments)

Any IT shop that ain't got the sense god gave a pissant to identify a phishing attack programmatically and shield employees who work on the INCOME side of the ledger, as opposed to IT, which is on the EXPENSE side, needs to be hit over the head with a wet squirrel and stuff.

12 hours ago
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The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid

CaptainDork Re:The Pirate Bay (301 comments)

It's theft and you are rationalizing by saying it's something you wouldn't buy anyway. That is not an excuse that will hold up in court.

2 days ago
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The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid

CaptainDork Re:The Pirate Bay (301 comments)

Bullshit.

The owner is out some money. Copyright protection is a special case of theft protection.

2 days ago
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The Pirate Bay Responds To Raid

CaptainDork Wait, what? (301 comments)

... "downloading copyrighted material is bad" ...

... because they forbid all sorts of legitimate activities. ...

2 days ago

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