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Colorado Sued By Neighboring States Over Legal Pot

Carnivore24 Why not a purge? (425 comments)

Make all drugs legal for 1 month out of every year. That way Darwin comes in and filters through all the idiots who can't control themselves. By the end of the month everyone who practices personal responsibility and respect continue contributing to the normal human gene pool. It it's a hit expand it to 2-3 months a year.

8 hours ago
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"Fat-Burning Pill" Inches Closer To Reality

Carnivore24 Fen-phen 2.0 (153 comments)

Hopefully cardiac arrests don't start up again and people lose their life after the lose their weight.

about a week ago
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Does Being First Still Matter In America?

Carnivore24 Simple evolution (247 comments)

We've gone from competition to participation in everything.

about a month ago
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NYC To Replace Most of Its Payphones With Free Gigabit WiFi In 2015

Carnivore24 Re:Technology evolution (106 comments)

Cell phone towers will be replaced.

about a month ago
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NYC To Replace Most of Its Payphones With Free Gigabit WiFi In 2015

Carnivore24 Technology evolution (106 comments)

Cell phones will be replaced with WiFi.

about a month ago
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Malaysia Airlines Flight 370: Experts Unable To Replicate Inmarsat Analysis

Carnivore24 Two conspiroscenarios (245 comments)

1. It was accidentally shot down somewhere.The country that found out about if first or has something to do with it is staying quiet because it could start a war. 2. It was forced to land somewhere, the passengers were taken hostage and that country is keeping quiet about it because it could start a war.

about 7 months ago
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DC Revolving Door: Ex-FCC Commissioner Is Now Head CTIA Lobbyist

Carnivore24 Running the show (170 comments)

Interest groups and lobbyists run the country. Voters enable it.

about 8 months ago
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Supreme Court OKs Stop and Search Based On Anonymous 911 Tips

Carnivore24 It's getting hard to do stupid stuff. (461 comments)

If you're gonna drive around with 30 pounds of pot AND drive aggressively you're gonna have a bad time. Might want to hold off on the aggressive driving until AFTER you deliver the drugs to the local teenagers.

about 8 months ago
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Scammers Lower Comcast Bills, Get Jail Time

Carnivore24 Awwww poor Comcast (103 comments)

Can you just imagine the horror and emotional damage Comcast went through for this? Americans must unite and keep electing people into office that will continue to protect and nurture our corporate overlords!

about 8 months ago
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Student Records Kids Who Bully Him, Then Gets Threatened With Wiretapping Charge

Carnivore24 Stick up for themselves? (798 comments)

Did parents stop teaching their kids to stick up for themselves? Are they waiting for the school system, video games, law enforcement, movies, or reality TV to do it?

about 8 months ago
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How Riot's Social Scientists Fight League of Legends Trolling

Carnivore24 Re:Misery loves company (116 comments)

Give their champions a graduation cap and gown every time they level up!

about 8 months ago
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OKCupid Warns Off Mozilla Firefox Users Over Gay Rights

Carnivore24 What do I do? (1482 comments)

I'm confused. Should I keep watching Duck Dynasty and Honey Boo Boo? Where should I eat? Is it ok to eat at Taco Bell and Subway still?

about 9 months ago
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Get Ready For a Streaming Music Die-Off

Carnivore24 Brace yourselves (370 comments)

All the music in existence will suddenly disappear when Pandora, Rhapsody, and Spotify get shut down.

1 year,13 days
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Property Managers Use DNA To Sniff Out Dog Poop Offenders

Carnivore24 Zombie dog walkers (234 comments)

A person who walks their dog really slow, most of the time with a limp. They look around real slow and bug eyed when the dog stops to take a dump hoping no one notices them and they can slowly slither away. Seriously do dog owners only take their dogs on walks to let them poop??? I thought dogs were supposed to get a lot of exercise.

1 year,17 days
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Cupertino Approves New Apple Spaceship HQ

Carnivore24 First floating city corporation (172 comments)

Once built it will lift off and roam the Earth, hovering over the oceans, able to evade all tax laws.

1 year,29 days
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Nearly 1 In 4 Adults Surf the Web While Driving

Carnivore24 Oh wait there's more! (365 comments)

Shaving, putting on makeup, fiddling with GPS, reading books, reading newspapers, eating breakfast

about a year ago
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Anonymous Clashes With D.C. Police During Million Mask March

Carnivore24 Better protest? (388 comments)

It would probably most likely be a little more efficient if people cancelled their cable and internet and didn't buy any new technological devices for 6-12 months. Hitting profits would probably mostly likely be a little better than standing on a sidewalk somewhere with a stick sign.

about a year ago
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Microsoft, Apple and Others Launch Huge Patent Strike at Android

Carnivore24 Definition of patent (476 comments)

I thought patents were given out to people who invent things, not repackage or rename existing technology with one little thing changed?

about a year ago
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Facebook Isn't Accepting New Posts, Likes, Comments...

Carnivore24 Problems? (258 comments)

First world problems.

about a year ago

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