Beta
×

Welcome to the Slashdot Beta site -- learn more here. Use the link in the footer or click here to return to the Classic version of Slashdot.

Thank you!

Before you choose to head back to the Classic look of the site, we'd appreciate it if you share your thoughts on the Beta; your feedback is what drives our ongoing development.

Beta is different and we value you taking the time to try it out. Please take a look at the changes we've made in Beta and  learn more about it. Thanks for reading, and for making the site better!

Comments

top

FBI Says It Will Hire No One Who Lies About Illegal Downloading

Cito Re:Ok, but (574 comments)

But wait a minute...

Say you got mp3s legally from Grooveshark but decade later you found out those mp3s were not legal, but you were under the understanding they were.

Or for my time, when Napster first came out it was legal, Dave Grohl uploaded tracks to Napster and even bragged about their band using it on the HBO Dennis Miller show.

But it became "retroactively" illegal

FBI is horseshit

Will bitcoin militia to make ice,nsa, fbi, cia, go boom

about two weeks ago
top

Europol Predicts First Online Murder By End of This Year

Cito Re:Bring back the WinNuke! (155 comments)

I remember my Slackware 2.0.29 kernel would freeze in a winnuke I found that back then slack opened 139 by default for shared drives via samba

Samba was formed as it had exact bug windows did when a fragmented packet hit 139 both OS would crash.

I think it was 2.0.31 that fixed the problem letting those packets get ignored or something its been a long time.

Slackware was fixed fast, but widows was vulnerable for long long time.

Used to troll irc and winnuke channels watching all the timeouts.

Teardrop was fun, it brought the similar bug back

Then there was modem bugs, ctcp +++atz I think it was and it forced modems to hangup. You could also send string to hang up modem and dial a 900 number to piss off some kids parents when they got bill

about two weeks ago
top

Europol Predicts First Online Murder By End of This Year

Cito Bring back the WinNuke! (155 comments)

Give whole new meaning to the famous mid 90s exploit instantly blue screening all Windows and locking up Linux 2.0.30 and below kernels by popping port 139.

Make it literal :-P

about two weeks ago
top

Former Infosys Recruiter Says He Was Told Not To Hire US Workers

Cito Re:Well duh. (292 comments)

Nobody cares about rich drunk redskins casino owners

White pride

Its OK to have (insert racial) pride and its perfectly legit and respected

But you say white pride and political correctness retards go nuts

Fuck political correctness, fuck cow worshipping curry slurpers, fuck Infosys

White pride mother fuckers!

about two weeks ago
top

35,000 Walrus Come Ashore In Alaska

Cito Koo Koo Kachoo (292 comments)

This is definitely the disasterous dastardly doings of the Eggman!

about three weeks ago
top

Are the World's Religions Ready For ET?

Cito Re:Is ET (534 comments)

Fuck political correctness jews

I'm 100% xenophobic and fucking proud of it

I'd rather let my daughter date an eggplant or a hadji towel head than confront a Xenomorph!

about three weeks ago
top

Grooveshark Found Guilty of Massive Copyright Infringement

Cito Re:Why? (171 comments)

Everyone knows http://www.webcrawler.com/ is the oldest & fastest search engine!

about three weeks ago
top

Navy Guilty of Illegally Broad Online Searches: Child Porn Conviction Overturned

Cito so while on base if I ask for... (286 comments)

Anyone got any r@ygold, hussyfan, babyshivid, pthc to trade? Meet on efnet #r@ygold

I gets in trouble?

Pffft its getting hard to get a decent fap now that the fappening is over... :-P

about a month ago
top

3 Recent Flights Make Unscheduled Landings, After Disputes Over Knee Room

Cito Re: cram lots of people in a confined space (819 comments)

This design has already been made since 1500s

William Shakespeare invented the globe theater, all seating was front row style

about a month and a half ago
top

ACM Blames the PC For Driving Women Away From Computer Science

Cito Re:The problem, as always... (329 comments)

Only thing girls should do on PC is lookup recipes to make a better sandwich. :-P

about 2 months ago
top

News Aggregator Fark Adds Misogyny Ban

Cito Re:Lipstick (748 comments)

Holy hell what's next?
The fark moron must be trying to impress some Axe wound cum receptacle to wet his willy. Doesn't he know surprise buttsechs is easier?

about 2 months ago
top

The Man Responsible For Pop-Up Ads On Building a Better Web

Cito Re:Not sure I believe him... (135 comments)

Definitely used ads... Dachau, Auschwitz had signs marketing the spa resort.
"Come for the jobs, food, and free lodging, but stay for the free gas!"

about 2 months ago
top

For Fast Internet in the US, Virginia Tops the Charts

Cito Re:And yet here I am (98 comments)

I live in swamps of south Georgia, but my ISP upgraded from dsl2plus to VDSL so I went from 12mbit down/768k up to 20 Mbit down/2 Mbit up.

about 2 months ago
top

Why the "NASA Tested Space Drive" Is Bad Science

Cito Re:Another case, perhaps? (315 comments)

And if you slingshot around the sun you go back in time.

At least Star Trek taught us that :-P

about 2 months ago
top

The Man Who Invented the 26th Dimension

Cito Re:String theory is voodoo physics (259 comments)

But, but, History Channel says ancient aliens had nuclear power!!! :-P

*styling mousse & hair gel*
*poses*
"Aliens!!!"

about 2 months ago
top

The Man Who Invented the 26th Dimension

Cito Re:While we're at it (259 comments)

To reload the matrix you only need the 1.

about 2 months ago

Submissions

top

Family Guy Online Open Beta Begins

Cito Cito writes  |  more than 2 years ago

Cito writes "The beta for the free-to-play browser game Family Guy Online is now open to everyone, and players can sign up on the game's website.
Players will get a chance to try out the fully 3D realized world of Family Guy. The game's script and voice acting was done from the same people working on the show.
“We worked very closely with the show writers so that Family Guy Online encapsulates the well-known Family Guy brand of humor with the best elements of online multiplayer games, which is why we see it as a MMLOL,” said Ian Verchere, chief creative officer for Roadhouse Interactive.

Video of gameplay at the link."

Link to Original Source
top

The Bright Moonlight That Inspired Mary Shelley to

Cito Cito writes  |  about 3 years ago

Cito (1725214) writes ""Mary Shelley having writers block claims she was inspired by the moonlight to write Frankenstein.
Some have disputed her story about how she struggled for days to come with the story, saying that this was just a romanticized tale to hook her audience, but astronomers are now saying that she was probably not making it up.”

Astronomers from Texas State University conducted tests at the villa where she stayed that night: http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0928/Frankenstein-moon-Astronomers-vindicate-Mary-Shelley-s-account"

Link to Original Source
top

Howard Stern leaks Super 8 Screener

Cito Cito writes  |  more than 3 years ago

Cito (1725214) writes "At first it was speculation as all the sources for the release of the Super 8 screener had a paramount 2011 watermark at bottom and H. Stern in upper right.

JJ Abrams was on the Stern show and Howard of course badgered Abrams about getting a screener and moaned "How noone ever sends him screeners". So Abrams did and it seems that we know why no one sends Howie screeners.

screenshots from the Super 8 screener show the watermark

here is 3 untouched screenshots
screenshot 1: http://cito.allmysh-t.com/super8-1.png
screenshot 2: http://cito.allmysh-t.com/super8-2.png
screenshot 3: http://cito.allmysh-t.com/super8-3.png

Here is 1 screenshot brightened to make the watermark easily visible.
http://cito.allmysh-t.com/super8-modifiedtoseewatermark.jpg

According to the source

"Studio insiders that Paramount indeed made a copy of Super 8 for the Stern show and that one was leaked. The studio has already conducted its own investigation. "

Will be interesting since Howard Stern show has been on vacation and only response from his camp is from his hair stylist Ralph on twitter claims he wasn't responsible."

Link to Original Source
top

Second Life Age Verification Bug

Cito Cito writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Cito (1725214) writes "Teens can easily verify their Second Life accounts as Adult Verified allowing them full access to Second Life's adult grid and adult areas. This bug has existed for years and Linden Labs has never fixed it. With the recent rumor of the Teen and Adult grids merging this could be a big problem. This site shows how teens can verify as adult. With Lindens recent talk of their filtering process being able to keep teens from entering adult oriented areas, this only proves that a long lasting bug that has been brought to Lindens time and time again and bug reports filed on and off for past 2 years has never been fixed and any teen can simply use this method mentioned here to bypass and easily verify their account as an adult."
Link to Original Source

Journals

Cito has no journal entries.

Slashdot Login

Need an Account?

Forgot your password?