Netcraft Confirms It
It is official; Netcraft confirms: the JE circlejerk is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered JE circlejerk community when IDC confirmed that the JE circlejerk market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all bloggers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that the JE circlejerk has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The JE circlejerk is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict the JE circlejerk's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the JE circlejerk faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the JE circlejerk because the JE circlejerk is dying. Things are looking very bad for the JE circlejerk. As many of us are already aware, the JE circlejerk continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
The FortKnox circlejerk is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core participants. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FortKnox circlejerk participants Em Emalb and gmhowell only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the JE circlejerk is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
JE circlejerk leader FortKnox states that there are 70 members of his JE circlejerk. How many members of the Real World Stuff JE circlejerk are there? Let's see. The number of FortKnox JE circlejerk versus Real World Stuff JE circlejerk posts is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 70/5 = 14 Real World Stuff JE circlejerk users. chez69 circlejerk posts are about half of the volume of Blackneto circlejerk posts. Therefore there are about 7 members of the Blackneto circlejerk. A recent article put FortKnox at about 80 percent of the JE circlejerk market. Therefore there are (70+14+7)*4 = 364 JE circlejerk members. This is consistent with the number of JE circlejerk posts.
All major surveys show that the JE circlejerk has steadily declined in market share. The JE circlejerk is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If JE circlejerk is to survive at all it will be among bored bloggers. The JE circlejerk continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the JE circlejerk is dead.
Fact: the JE circlejerk is dying