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Climate Damage 'Irreversible' According Leaked Climate Report

ColdWetDog Re:Beyond what humans can do (473 comments)

Sounds good! Where do I sign up?

Oh. Wait.

2 days ago
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Time Warner Cable Experiences Nationwide Internet Outage

ColdWetDog Re:There have been worse outages (133 comments)

Or maybe this guy was going to die no matter what. This sort of thing happens. While our modern infrastructure is important and we should angst about major fuckups (especially if they involve TWC and friends), even the old unbreakable Bakelite phone / POTS system screwed up from time to time.

The other thing to realize about the current 911 system (at least in the US) is that it is a fairly robust, fairly smart system. In the 'old days' when we had to make sure that paths were clear of T. Rex and raptors, it was often hard to find an address because the caller didn't know where they were. "Rock lane! No Boulder Boulevard! No, Flintstone Freeway!" No we can just look at the map.

But stuff like this is going to fail, Murphy sees to that (genuflects). If somebody actually dies because of a 911 delay, their prognosis is pretty grim anyway.

2 days ago
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Time Warner Cable Experiences Nationwide Internet Outage

ColdWetDog Re:Comcast (133 comments)

Don't be evil? That packet left the switch awhile back....

2 days ago
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HP Recalls 6 Million Power Cables Over Fire Hazard

ColdWetDog Re:orly? (135 comments)

Remind me NOT to send anything to you for repair.

2 days ago
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Limiting the Teaching of the Scientific Process In Ohio

ColdWetDog Re:Actually it PROHIBITS religious or political te (511 comments)

Not really. It is so poorly and broadly worded such that it could be interpreted in either way. According to the Ars article, the bill's author has been rather vague about how he interprets it. But if you have a legislature and judiciary that strongly favors, say, a creationism interpretation of reality, it can certainly be bent to considering 'the other guys' has having a particular bent.

It's bad legislation (nothing new here). Not necessarily benign. Yes, Hanlon's Razor suggests incompetence but I personally feel that Occam's Razor suggests malice.

Burma Shave

2 days ago
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Limiting the Teaching of the Scientific Process In Ohio

ColdWetDog Re:If you don't want science... (511 comments)

If you don't want science, then you shouldn't be allowed to benefit from anything created or influenced by it. Say goodbye to your phones, your computers... your massed produced clothes made by machines that use electricity, your fancy guns designed on a computer, your cars.. all of it. Go back to horses and shit soup over a fire while reading your bible and dying of the plague.

If you don't want God, you're gonna burn. Death to the Philistine!

Who wins in this game?

2 days ago
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Fermilab Begins Testing Holographic Universe Theory

ColdWetDog Re:What next (241 comments)

So let's say experiment confirms that light speed is constant but time varies. And then what ?

Although hardly earth shattering, it would explain high school.

2 days ago
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Fermilab Begins Testing Holographic Universe Theory

ColdWetDog Re:Are we, America, butthurt? (241 comments)

Just remember, War is not about who's right. It's about who is left. (Heinlein)

Now, are you on our side. Or the other guy's?

2 days ago
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Fermilab Begins Testing Holographic Universe Theory

ColdWetDog Re:Are we, America, butthurt? (241 comments)

Einstein was German, Jobs and Gates were aliens and Woz is, well, different.

2 days ago
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Climate Damage 'Irreversible' According Leaked Climate Report

ColdWetDog Re:Beyond what humans can do (473 comments)

I am totally impressed. You nailed it. Thousands of researchers have simply missed the point with their modeling (which even included previous climate cycles). It's all 'natural' and therefore OK.

Before I subscribe to your newsletter, can you please tell me how we are going to deal with all of those people displaced by this natural phenomenon? And what might be the risks and benefits of trying to intervene in this cycle until we get the human population down to some more reasonable number?

Or are you just mad, bro?

2 days ago
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Statistics Losing Ground To CS, Losing Image Among Students

ColdWetDog Re:Not surprised (111 comments)

Take one set of data and produce two diametrically opposed answers and have them both correct? Sounds like rumor, gossip, and BS to me, not science.
No wonder there are lies, damn lies, and statistics!

Somebody missed the lecture on assumptions.

2 days ago
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Statistics Losing Ground To CS, Losing Image Among Students

ColdWetDog Re:Demographic of the Current Statistician (111 comments)

The opposite side of the same coin is that no one wants to be the lone white man in a room full of Chinese women.

What is the pretest probability of this being true?

2 days ago
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How the Ancient Egyptians (Should Have) Built the Pyramids

ColdWetDog Re:So, is there any shred of EVIDENCE? (198 comments)

Well, this method comes from physicists. So one can assume that whatever they used, it was perfectly spherical.

Problem solved.

2 days ago
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Climate Scientist Pioneer Talks About the Furture of Geoengineering

ColdWetDog Re:Thing is, we know what we have to do (140 comments)

'Simple'

You keep using that word. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

2 days ago
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Climate Scientist Pioneer Talks About the Furture of Geoengineering

ColdWetDog Re:Just be careful (140 comments)

Nuke'em from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

2 days ago
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The Evolution of Diet

ColdWetDog Re:There's something to it (279 comments)

I'm very sorry but your approach does not lend itself to a book (or better yet, a series of books), supplements, a prime time guest appearance on Oprah, glossy magazine advertisements, special (and expensive) foods or really any other aspect of modern merchandising.

Please re work your proposal and come back to us when you've figured out how to make money off of it.

3 days ago

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Code Humor

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about 3 months ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "A coder with the nic Zen Albatross has found a bit of humor in the sad state of affairs of Google's ongoing attempts to keep the NSA out of everyone's electronic panties. Reported in the Blaze, the bit of humor embedded in the comment goes back to a rather un funny slide of how the three letter agency compromised transit between Google servers.

That's one point for open code."

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Photo Geek 2013 Contest Results

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about 9 months ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "If you are at all interested in the mechanics and physics of photography, you can do much worse than spend a few minutes perusing the weird and often amazing pictures of the Photo Geek 2013 contest. If you're still not sated, you can read some more of Roger Cicala's LensRentals blog and learn more than you ever thought possible or necessary about testing and evaluating modern cameras and lenses."
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How to warm up your Christmas - "Cold Fusion" for sale

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about 9 months ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Be the first on your block (or country for that matter). Amaze your friends and confound the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. The first cold fusion power plant is now available to pre-order. The E-Cat 1MW Plant, which comes in a standard shipping container, can produce one megawatt of thermal energy, using low-energy nuclear reactions (LENR) — a process, often known as cold fusion, that fuses nickel and hydrogen into copper, producing energy 100,000 times more efficiently than combustion. It sounds like E-Cat is now taking orders for delivery in early 2014, priced fairly reasonably at $1.5 million. Has cold fusion — the answer to all our energy needs — finally made its way to market?"
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Obamacare going to the dogs.

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about 9 months ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes ""Fort Collins, [Colorado], resident Shane Smith told a local Fox News Affiliate that he received a letter last week informing his dog,Baxter, that a health insurance account had been opened for the pup through Connect for Health Colorado. Smith told the station he had to sign up for coverage through the state exchange because his health insurance plan was cancelled under ObamaCare. He isn’t sure how Baxter wound up getting enrolled instead, but he said he did give Baxter’s name as a security question as part of the registration process." First the NSA backs all all your data. Now the Feds insure your security questions. What's not to like?"
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Nothing new under the sun

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about a year ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Recent revelations surrounding the documents leaked by Edward Snowden and Chelsea / Bradley Manning have painted the US intelligence services and the US military in a less than flattering light. A recent short article on the Atlantic website points out that secrecy, duplicity and a narrow, near paranoid view of the world existed in the minds of the US military and intelligence communities during the Kennedy administration.

From the start of his presidency, Kennedy feared that the Pentagon brass would overreact to Soviet provocations and drive the country into a disastrous nuclear conflict. The Soviets might have been pleased—or understandably frightened—to know that Kennedy distrusted America’s military establishment almost as much as they did.

TFA puts a bit of historical context into the recent discussions we have been having. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it". (George Santayana)."
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Is this YOUR policy? Would you like it back?

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about a year ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Recently IS at my small hospital created an "Acceptable Use Policy" for our institution. Being the sort of anal compulsive guy that I am, I actually read it. That prompted me to attempt to figure out where it came from which led me to the SANS site. This purports to be "the most trusted and by far the largest source for information security training and security certification in the world. It also develops, maintains, and makes available at no cost, the largest collection of research documents about various aspects of information security, and it operates the Internet's early warning system — the Internet Storm Center" Be that as it may, I thought at least the Computer Use Policy had some real dumb features. I'm most concerned about the section on information ownership:

Hospital’s network administration desires to provide a reasonable level of privacy, users should be aware that the data they create on the organization’s systems remains the property of... Hospital.

Not sure how that is going to work out overall, seems a bit over arching — like what, precisely, is 'data'? But the thing that really has me annoyed because it clobbers my work flow is the fun statement:

All PCs, laptops and workstations should be secured with a password-protected screensaver with the automatic activation feature set at 10 minutes or less, or by logging-off when the host will be unattended.

My point being that a generic, hardcoded time to lock the workstation is a dumb idea, especially when many of the computers are located within a controlled environment. Logging in a couple of dozen times per day is not how I would define a productive use of my time. Has anyone else found an 'authorative" pontification of these ideas, especially in regards to healthcare systems in the US? (Hopefully the rest of the world isn't as batshit insane as we are)."
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Supremes nix gene patents

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about a year ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "The ongoing story of Myriad Genetics versus the rest of the world has come to an end. In a 9-0 decision, the US Supreme Court has decided that human genes cannot be patented. From a brief Bloomberg article:

Writing for the court, Justice Clarence Thomas said isolated DNA is a “product of nature and not patent eligible merely because it has been isolated.” At the same time, Thomas said synthetic molecules known as complementary DNA, or cDNA, can be patented because they require a significant amount of human manipulation to create.

Seems perfectly sane. Raw genes, the ones you find in nature are, wait for it — natural. Other bits of manipulated DNA / RNA / protein which take skill and time to create are potentially patentable. Oddly, Myriad Genetics stock actually rose on that information."

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Lizard named for Jim Morrison; Hunter S. Thompson comes in second.

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about a year ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "The LA Times has a quick article on a newly named giant lizard:

"An ancient plant eating lizard that looked like an iguana but was closer in size to a German shepherd has been named after Jim Morrison, the late troubled and charismatic lead singer of the Doors.The lizard's name was chosen by Jason Head, a paleontologist at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln and a hard-core Doors fan since college."

Hunter S. Thompson, who hallucinated presumably somewhat more carnivorous lounge lizards, was also considered for the honor. Perhaps next round."

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Another Weird Shiny Thing on Mars.

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about a year and a half ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "The Mars Science Laboratory (AKA Curiosity) seems adept at finding curious items on the Martian surface. Not withstanding the little incident with the Madi Gras beads, there are been a couple of other unidentified objects found in the rover's path. The latest object appears as a small, half centimeter metallic bit sitting up in a rock. Part of an ancient Martian civilization? Part of Curiosity? Part of the sound stage in Arizona?

At least this one doesn't appear to be hoax."

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Outrageous picture - Curiosity parachute over Mars

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  about 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Just a short submission, but this is too good to miss. The Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter shot this incredible picture of the Mars Science Lab (Curiosity).

On top of the near perfect landing, this is just icing on the cake but the visual is outstanding."

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Martian Terror Movie

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Forget the scary bits in Prometheus. JPL has it's own planetside terror trailer. 7 Minutes of Terror is a well done video short describing the difficulty of landing the Curiosity Lander on Mars.

Watching this thing, you have to be impressed with JPL's risk taking. Certainly a step beyond the usual NASA conservative thinking.

It's going to be a scary ride in August.

We have obviously covered much of this before"

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Electron Porn - A teardown of the Chevy Volt

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Forget those stories about disassembling iPhones and little tablets. These guys got to disassemble and entire Chevy Volt. While not as detailed on the electronics end as some of the teardowns typically described on Slashdot, it's pretty interesting.

Basically, the thing is handbuilt and seemingly overengineered. Oh, and it doesn't really turn off. Ever."

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Skydiver imitates Rocky the Flying Squirrel

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "British stuntman Gary Conway whose professional credits include stunts in Harry Potter and Batman films became the first skydiver to land safely without the aid of a parachute.

Mr. Conway leapt 2,400ft from a helicopter while wearing a specially made "wing suit" and swooped towards a "runway" of 18,600 cardboard boxes in an field near Oxfordshire, England.

Five seconds before he hit the target he flared his suit to decrease his descent and glide angle before plunging into the boxes to break his fall.

Definitely a gutsy move. Not a bright one, but gutsy."

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Is Dropbox the next Google?

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog writes "The Dropbox file storage and synchronization service has managed to attract 50 million users and $250 million in venture capital. The founder of Dropbox, Drew Houston, says he is determined to build the next Google or Apple, not to sell out to them. Even for or a guy whose paper valuation is around $600 million, seems like the best he could hope for is another Facebook level company — file storage isn't that sexy. I wish him luck in his bid to remain independent. I'd rather see Dropbox remain fairly agnostic with regard to other Internet services."
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Arctic Methane Releases Could Be Larger Than Forec

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Methane released by warming Arctic permafrost has long been considered a wild card variable in climate change calculations. Since it is a more potent greenhouse gas than CO2, even relatively small increases in methane releases can cause significant changes in modeling results. Russian scientists who have been studying the Siberian off shore regions for years and now report unprecedented subsurface discharges of methane with 'torches' of methane bubbling up from structures up to a kilometer in diameter.

"In a very small area, less than 10,000 square miles, we have counted more than 100 fountains, or torch-like structures, bubbling through the water column and injected directly into the atmosphere from the seabed," Dr Semiletov said. "We carried out checks at about 115 stationary points and discovered methane fields of a fantastic scale – I think on a scale not seen before. Some plumes were a kilometre or more wide and the emissions went directly into the atmosphere – the concentration was a hundred times higher than normal."

Given that current climate data is indicating that the consensus models may be underestimating the rate and extent of climate change, additional rapid rises of another greenhouse gas may foretell faster and more dramatic changes than are currently being envisioned. Hold on to your butts."
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No Russian Water Tentacle

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Slashdot has recently reported that the much reported "Cyber hack" of a Springfield, IL water treatment plant was, in fact, not due to a computer intrusion. But the story gets better:

Cyberwar watchers took notice this month when a leaked intelligence memo claimed Russian hackers had remotely destroyed a water pump at an Illinois utility. The report spawned dozens of sensational stories characterizing it as the first-ever reported destruction of U.S. infrastructure by a hacker.

Except that the report was a completely untrue and the reality much more prosaic. The pump burned out, as they do from time to time. The mysterious Russian connection was due to one of the designers of the system calling in to check some logs after he was urgently contacted about some issues with the plant five months before the pump eventually failed. Normally this would not create a problem except for the small detail that we was on vacation at the time. In Russia (insert 'In Soviet Russia' jokes here). The fact that someone had logged into the system from a foreign country fully five months before the pump failed was somehow conflated into a Stuxnet-type operation in the bowels of the American security watchdogs. And we think we're paranoid."
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Fukashima fission still continues

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Evidence of continued low level fission has been found in the Fukashima #2 reactor. Reported both in the Japan Times and the New York Times (registration required). Continued fission is considered the most likely reason for recent measurements of Xenon 135 (half life eight hours). However it is possible that the measurements are simply erroneous. Both articles reported that TEPCO has started to inject Boron into the reactor to stop the chain reaction, indicating that they feel concerned enough to act on the data. Intermittent fission reactions were assumed to be occurring immediately after the reactor failure but according to the NYT article,

But even in their most dire assessments, some experts had not expected even bursts of re-criticality to occur, because it was unlikely that the fuel would melt in just the right way — and that another ingredient, water, would be present in just the right amounts — to allow for any nuclear reaction. If episodes of fission at Fukushima were confirmed, Mr. Koide said, “our entire understanding of nuclear safety would be turned on its head.”

This view does not seem to be supported by some experts. A report in Nature News Blog notes that

... experts say that small amounts of fission in the reactor core would not be that surprising, and there seems no danger of either a self-sustaining critical chain reaction or significant release of fission products into the environment.

and further

"This does not look like a major release of radiation from the plant, but it is worth noting that even if the fuel is cooled, there is still a small amount of residual natural fission of the large amount of uranium fuel in the core," said Paddy Regan, a nuclear expert at the University of Surrey in the United Kingdom, adding that the amounts released would be far less than were the fuel to go critical. The detected xenon, he said, "does not appear to show any new radiological hazard from the disaster.”

Any one else want to chime in?"
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Adobe admits to using 'synthetic' deblur images in

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "Adobe has admitted an image used in its 'image deblur' presentation was artificially blurred for the purposes of the demonstration. The company said the blur on the image was 'more complicated than anything we can simulate using Photoshop's blur capabilities.' It described the move as 'common practice in research' and defended the use of the image because 'we wanted it to be entertaining and relevant to the audience.' The other images shown were the result of camera shake, it said.

Adobe has photoshopped Photoshop."

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To Boldly Go Nowhere

ColdWetDog ColdWetDog writes  |  more than 2 years ago

ColdWetDog (752185) writes "A brief note in the Atlantic notes that Congress has failed to supply funds to continue Plutonium-238 production, needed for radioisotope generators for NASA's interplanetary probe programs. No PU-238 means no more missions like Cassini-Huygens and pretty much anywhere that the sun doesn't shine enough to power the satellite via solar cells.

The article notes that the only other source of PU-238 is Russia — either through the government or through trolling through Siberia and the Russian coastline looking for old Soviet Era lighthouses and power stations."

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