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Your High School Wants You To Install Snapchat

CptChipJew This is a new low (156 comments)

This is a new low when it comes to speculation and overall horseshittiness, even for you Bennett.

about two weeks ago

Four Facepalm Bugs In USPS Label-Printing Site

CptChipJew Re:Hey Bennett, (182 comments)

You've missed the point entirely. The real question is, why do you feel your writing is more important than other editors of the site? I'd be shocked if neither you nor /. had the idea of making you a proper site editor. /. lets us filter out editors. Why? It doesn't matter. What matters is that not you nor anybody else should be able to skirt past such filters.

about two weeks ago

Object Oriented Linux Kernel With C++ Driver Support

CptChipJew Re:Why do people still care about C++ for kernel d (365 comments)

I can't tell if your use of the term "bad drivers" in making a point about Linux is silly coincidence, or comic genius. Either way, I salute you!

about 4 months ago

Microsoft's Windows 8 App Store Is Full of Scamware

CptChipJew So in Google Play (188 comments)

But you don't see the Android marketshare suffering do you?

about 5 months ago

Microsoft Files Legal Action Against Samsung Over Android Patent Dispute

CptChipJew Laugh all the way to the bank (83 comments)

The only people winning this are the IP lawyers.

about 6 months ago

Chinese Company 3D Prints a 2-person Boat

CptChipJew Woosh (5 comments)

Much like the subways in Shanghai, this thing will surely be leaking water very soon.

about 6 months ago

Apple Remove Samba From OS X 10.7 Because of GPLv3

CptChipJew Re:GPL is the problem (1075 comments)

Someone didn't get their hug this morning :(

more than 3 years ago

AT&T Wireless Data Still Growing At 1000%

CptChipJew AT&T (137 comments)

It's over 9000!

more than 4 years ago

Blizzard Authenticators May Become Mandatory

CptChipJew Waste o'money (248 comments)

Many US banks will text or email you a one-time authentication code. It's certainly a lot cheaper than buying a piece of hardware.

They aren't doing it this way...why?

about 5 years ago

Comparing Microsoft and Apple Websites' Usability

CptChipJew MS vs. Apple? (314 comments)

If anyone should be heavily criticized for a poorly organized web presence, it's IBM.

more than 5 years ago

Apple Opens Up iPhone To Third-Party Browsers

CptChipJew Re:Only Webkit-based browsers (75 comments)

And people have already been doing this for some time. You simply embed a UIWebView in your app. All Apple has really done is decided that your stupidly simple app with a UIWebView taking up the whole screen is no longer verboten.

about 6 years ago

How Long Should Companies Make E-Bills Available?

CptChipJew Let the law handle it (299 comments)

Shouldn't there be some kind of legally defined minimum along with nice availability regulations? They make them keep records on everything else!

about 6 years ago

33-Year-Old Unix Bug Fixed In OpenBSD

CptChipJew Re:bad omen (162 comments)

That isn't necessarily true. It's just as possible people are wasting time fixing unimportant issues and ignoring more important ones.

I'm not trying to disparage the OpenBSD team or anything. It's just that no development team is perfect.

more than 6 years ago


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