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An Algorithm to End the Lines for Ice at Burning Man

Cpt_Kirks Re:You've got to be kidding me (342 comments)

Figure out how much ice you will need.

Get some relatively cheap, thick Styrofoam coolers.

Put the ice in the coolers, cover with dry ice.

Put the coolers in the shade.

(Use gloves to move the dry ice around.)

about a month ago
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Oracle Database Certifications Are No Longer Permanent

Cpt_Kirks Re:Oracle bad habbits (108 comments)

Gaaaaaah!

I HATE Oracle date "logic".

about a month and a half ago
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It's Banned Books Week; I recommend ...

Cpt_Kirks Unintended Consequences (410 comments)

Kind of hard to find, but a good, long read.

about 2 months ago
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Home Depot Says Breach Affected 56 Million Cards

Cpt_Kirks Re:Credit cards? (80 comments)

It is a credit union. It's the fact that it's a debit card that they are charging me.

about 2 months ago
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Home Depot Says Breach Affected 56 Million Cards

Cpt_Kirks Re:Credit cards? (80 comments)

I was just informed my DEBIT card is on the list, and it's going to cost me $25 to have it replaced.

The least those assholes at THD could do would be to pay for that.

about 2 months ago
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Interviews: Andrew "bunnie" Huang Answers Your Questions

Cpt_Kirks Re:Too boring, didn't read. (32 comments)

Reading is for suckas?

Good luck hacking without doing some reading, much of it "boring".

about 3 months ago
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The New 501(c)(3) and the Future of Open Source In the US

Cpt_Kirks Executive Branch (228 comments)

The IRS falls under the Executive Branch, and the current executive has not been shy about using the IRS to aid his friends, and hurt his enemies.

I have to suppose he considers open source an enemy.

about 5 months ago
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Interviews: Ask Andrew "bunnie" Huang About Hardware and Hacking

Cpt_Kirks Small Scale Chip Manufacturing? (58 comments)

Where do you see small scale chip manufacturing, up to and including custom multi core CPU's, going in the near future?

about 6 months ago
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NASA's Broken Planet-hunter Spacecraft Given Second Life

Cpt_Kirks Re:5 year mission (55 comments)

Not their fault. Their engineer fell for some hot Klingon chicks.

about 6 months ago
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NASA Honors William Shatner With Distinguished Public Service Medal

Cpt_Kirks Re:First Contact (111 comments)

Gorn chicks are hotter.

And scalier.

about 6 months ago
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Netflix Gets What It Pays For: Comcast Streaming Speeds Skyrocket

Cpt_Kirks Time to Join the Collective (328 comments)

The other evil empire (AT&T) is royally screwing us via U-Verse, jacking up every fee, every month.

We are thinking about dumping U-Verse and getting JUST internet from Comcast (no land line, no cable).

We can get about 50 digital channels over the air, plus streaming.

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!

about 7 months ago
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Brendan Eich Steps Down As Mozilla CEO

Cpt_Kirks Re:I think this is bullshit (1746 comments)

Free Speech took a shot to the head. Political Correctness bullshit seems to trump it, every damn time.

Frankly NOW I'm thinking of totally dumping Firefox.

about 8 months ago
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OKCupid Warns Off Mozilla Firefox Users Over Gay Rights

Cpt_Kirks Re:April Fools stories are gay (1482 comments)

Hate Speech?

Care to link to that? Or did you just make it up?

about 8 months ago
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OKCupid Warns Off Mozilla Firefox Users Over Gay Rights

Cpt_Kirks Re:April Fools stories are gay (1482 comments)

PROSECUTED? Are you frakking SERIOUS, or is this some lame 4/1 type joke?

The man gave his own funds to a campaign for a proposition, and you think he should be PROSECUTED?

about 8 months ago
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Scientists Develop Solar Cell That Can Also Emit Light

Cpt_Kirks Heinlein? (79 comments)

Didn't Heinlein come up with a similar concept? In the story with the moving roads?

about 8 months ago
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Fluke Donates Multimeters To SparkFun As Goodwill Gesture

Cpt_Kirks Re:Win Win Win Except... (250 comments)

Sparkfun is trying to divert at least some of the meters to other countries, where the Fluke trademark does not apply.

about 8 months ago
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Fluke Donates Multimeters To SparkFun As Goodwill Gesture

Cpt_Kirks Good PR Move (250 comments)

Fluke moves from villain to hero.

$30K is cheap for good PR.

about 8 months ago
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Interviews: Ask J. Michael Straczynski What You Will

Cpt_Kirks Re:How could you do it? (276 comments)

Mod this up, because he beat me to it.

about 8 months ago
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Why Is Microsoft Setting More Money On Fire With Surface 2?

Cpt_Kirks Re:You see this in small businesses (616 comments)

I think they were in SUCH a rush to get ANYTHING out the door, they literally had no clue what was in the bill.

"We'll read it after we pass it", was really meant by (Bless Her Heart) Pelosi.

Now, stop shitting in a M$ bash with politics...

about a year ago

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