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Microsoft To Start Dumping Surface RT To Schools For $199

CyberSlammer Put Ubuntu touch on it (251 comments)

Then get back to me.

about a year ago
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Fox News: US Solar Energy Investment Less Than Germany Because US Has Less Sun

CyberSlammer In other Fox News (644 comments)

The manned night mission to the sun is going according to plan.

about 2 years ago
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The Hobbit's Higher Frame Rate To Cost Theater Operators

CyberSlammer Here's an easy solution to the problem (710 comments)

Just make the movies first-run on demand on all the major cable/dish providers, charge $20 a pop to view it, let those who don't have cable/dish or just want the theater experience to still have the option to go there and watch.

Problem solved.

more than 2 years ago
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Microsoft Kinect With World of Warcraft

CyberSlammer Heart Attack Incidents Skyrocket (80 comments)

As thousands of 40-year old virgins drop dead grinding in time to the naked elves dancing on their mailboxes.

more than 3 years ago
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Will 2011 Be the Year of Mobile Malware?

CyberSlammer Re:Nope (111 comments)

Same thing goes with any article that has (insert device here) "KILLER" in it...

more than 3 years ago
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Vint Cerf Keeps Blaming Himself For IPv4 Limit

CyberSlammer Vinton Stop Blaming Yourself!! (309 comments)

Tim Berners-Lee: Vinton, you see this, all this shit?
[Holds up the list of all the registered IPv4 addresses, and drops it on his desk]
Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
Vinton: [Softly, still staring off] I know...
Tim Berners-Lee: No you don't. It's not your fault.
Vinton: [Serious] I know.
Tim Berners-Lee: No. Listen to me son. It's not your fault.
Vinton: I know that.
Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
[Vinton is silent, eyes closed]
Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
Vinton: [Vinton's eyes open, misty already] Don't fuck with me Tim. Not you.
Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
[Vinton shoves Tim Berners-Lee back, and then, hands trembling, buries his face in his hands. Vinton begins sobbing. Tim Berners-Lee puts his hands on Vinton's shoulders, and Vinton grabs him and holds him close, crying]
Vinton: Oh my God! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry Tim!

more than 4 years ago
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Why the World Is Running Out of Helium

CyberSlammer Christmas Is Ruined!!!!! (475 comments)

Now we'll have to listen to baritone chipmunks singing!!!

more than 4 years ago
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iPad Progress Report

CyberSlammer It's The Great IPad Money Making Scheme (374 comments)

Step 1: Get 300,000 Lemmings to stampede to the Apple store for the giant IPhone Step 2: Sell 300,000 IPads with a Wifi issue Step 3: ? Step 4: Profit

more than 4 years ago
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Even More Restriction For German Internet

CyberSlammer So...Let Me Get This Straight (330 comments)

Internet bullying is illegal in Germany.....but it's still okay to view people dressed in leather and wearing WWI Kaiser helmets shitting on each other and middle-aged men having sex with 15-year olds. Just making sure I'm not misinformed here.

more than 5 years ago
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DHS Tries to Safeguard Against Giant Monster Attack

CyberSlammer Re:Really? "Dark Dungeons" site is live to this da (77 comments)

My level 20 mage was killed by an illusion in 1979....reading the chick publication brought back the pain from that day 30 years ago....I must go hang myself over a giant pentagram in my living room....goodbye cruel world!!

more than 5 years ago
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Apple Says iPhone Jailbreaking Could Hurt Cell Towers

CyberSlammer Easy Solution - Bring IPhone To Other Carriers (495 comments)

The number of jailbroken IPhones should send a clear message people don't want to deal with AT&T and their substandard network and pricing tactics.

more than 5 years ago
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Transparent Aluminum Is "New State of Matter"

CyberSlammer CAPTAIN!!! (406 comments)

There be whales here!!!

more than 5 years ago

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Microsoft Laptop Commercial Star Is An Actress!

CyberSlammer CyberSlammer writes  |  more than 5 years ago

CyberSlammer (1459173) writes "We were hoping to catch up with Microsoft's "Lauren," a regular gal who Microsoft surprised with $1,000 to buy a laptop...in a national commercial. And it ends up she's an LA-based, SAG-eligible actress. Tracked down by TechFlash, "Lauren" (who is really Lauren De Long) says on her site "[she] booked what she thought was a "Market and Research" job regarding laptops. But that's not all she booked...actually Lauren found out they were shooting a national commercial! Tears, laughter and excitement greeted this new development." Story here."
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WGU Shapes The Changing Face Of Online Learning

CyberSlammer CyberSlammer writes  |  more than 5 years ago

CyberSlammer writes "Established 11 years ago by the governors of 19 states, the virtual university--which is administered from Salt Lake City--has experienced a surge in admissions as more college students look for low-cost alternatives. Enrollment topped 10,000 last spring, growing at a rate of 40% in both 2006 and 2007"
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