FBI: $10,000 Reward For Info On Anyone Who Points a Laser At an Aircraft
Step 1: Trick drunk friend into point laser at planes
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!!!
At my current workplace, I've outlasted ...
I'd equate retirement more to being self-employed, as you do have financial stability, and probably have a pension or profits from investments. Plus, every single retired person I know either has a side-job or a profitable hobby.
Windows 9 Already? Apparently, Yes.
I'm looking forward to 9, as it should follow Microsoft's scheme of only-every-other-version-of-windows-doesn't-suck. As Vista was an obvious catastrophe, and 8 is starting to look the same way, 9 can't possibly be worse... right?
Tech's Gender and Race Gap Starts In High School
I can tell you why Montana's on the list: there are simply no blacks or hispanics here. As for why women made the list, it's likely because they DGAF, as this is Montana and most of them wanna just work on a ranch, drive a diesel 4x4, and make babies.
Hacker Barnaby Jack Died of Drug Overdose
Illegal narcotics are made in garages and jungles in unregulated conditions BECAUSE they can't be made legally. One of the main reasons they cause so much harm to people is BECAUSE of these poor manufacturing conditions and how they're cut. We should legalize them simply to allow us to create and distribute them in a safer manner that we can regulate and monitor.
Besides, people die many times more from prescription drug abuse than illegal drug abuse.
And alien races likely avoid us because of or proclivity for violence over diplomacy, greed over innovation, and utter lack of common sense. If anything, legalizing narcotics and spending the money treating addicts instead of just tossing them in jail would make it MORE likely that aliens would see us as sensible motherfuckers and contact us.
So... let's legalize drugs so we can meet some hot green Orion women already!
Woman Facing $3,500 Fine For Posting Online Review
Am I the only one wondering how in the fuck some random company was able to just make up a charge out of thin air and then destroy her credit over it?
Robots: a Working Breed At the Dairy
I was looking forward to some good footage of a little robot scooting around a pasture. Instead I got a 6-second clip of a few cows and something zipping around behind them in what appears to be a time-lapse style shot.
What kind of crap journalism is this?
In an arcade with only the following games ...
It does. That's the sad part.
Amazon Hints At Details On Its CIA Franken-Cloud
It's days like this that I just love the Chrome extension that changes all instances of the word "cloud" to "butt."
Military Drone Lost Over Lake Ontario
Am I the only one wondering what the tag Super Mango Tit means?
Music Industry Issues Take Down Notices to 50 Major Lyrics Sites
Bob Dylan. The record companies are worried that you wouldn't still see him as the king of musical poetry if you could actually understand wtf he's saying.
Withhold Passwords From Your Employer, Go To Jail?
Am I the only one wondering why he didn't just give them the wrong password? If it doesn't work, they can't prove he lied about it, he can claim that someone must have tried to change it or hacked into it or something.
Microsoft Admits Windows 8.1 Update May Bork Your Mouse, Promises a Fix
...is to install Windows 7.
Assuming there's driver support.
Do You Need Headphones While Working?
Instructions unclear: dick stuck in ear.
CAPTCHA Busted? Company Claims To Have Broken Protection System
I cured cancer, stopped global warming, and found the last missing episodes of Doctor Who.
Just take my word for it.
Germany: We Think NSA May Have Tapped Chancellor Merkel's Cell Phone
Hell, the "Earth" thing probably doesn't even apply as I'd be willing to bet they have access to NASA's radio transmissions, too. After all, their acronyms are only one letter apart.
5-Year Mission Continues After 45-Year Hiatus
I just hope we get to see more of the buxom Dr. McKennah in these episodes. I mean see her in more episodes. Not her naked. Or naked is fine too.
Her IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1073676/?ref_=tt_cl_t8
Nuclear Officers Napped With Blast Door Left Open
I had no idea Homer had taken up a military job. Must've missed that episode.
Would-Be Tesla Owners Jump Through Hoops To Skirt Wacky Texas Rules
Seems to me Texas's efforts to hinder Tesla's sales only draws more attention to the brand. If they really wanted to hurt Tesla's sales, they'd buy a fleet of them for government vehicles, then constantly show them stalled along their highways due to Teslas' lack of range and the fact that their highways are some of the longest and loneliest stretches in the country.
The Dark Mod 2.0 Standalone: Id Tech 4 GPL Yields a Free Thief-a-Like Game
Interesting. A site is listed in a Slashdot article, and is so overrun with traffic that it's inaccessible. We should call this the Reddit Effect!
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