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Scientists Discover Compound In Baby Diapers Can Enlarge Brain Cells

DJCouchyCouch bullshit (75 comments)

I've been eating diaper liners for YEARS and I still haven't gotten any smarter.

about a week ago

Chrome For OS X Catches Up With Safari's Emoji Support

DJCouchyCouch Apple stagnating again (104 comments)

Let's face it. Apple, known to all as a true innovator, is being taken over with stagnation. Once again, without Steve Jobs as a strong leader, it has rested on its laurels to let competitors overtake it. Google, which was lagging behind in important international emoji support in Chrome, was able to finally catch up to Apple, but only because of the latter's sitting on its hands. To Apple's fans, it's another slap in the face of lagging behind. Look, Google is now the true leader in emoji support and most analysis expect Apple to continue its downward slide towards oblivion. Expect Apple stock do drop by 50% over the next few days.

about two weeks ago

What Isn't There an App For?

DJCouchyCouch Acadian Dictionary & Grammar (421 comments)

Y'en a pas su'l store right now. Tchequn devrion faire une. Ca halerait right bocoup de piasses pour se greiller des bounes hardes.

about three weeks ago

Phablet Reviews: Before and After the iPhone 6

DJCouchyCouch Re:The traditional response (277 comments)

I can always trust comments on slashdot objectively evaluate tech without an personal slant.

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

about 4 months ago

iOS 8 Review

DJCouchyCouch Re:Keyboard (216 comments)

That's right on the money. All that was stopping millions (and millions!) from going to Apple was a customizable keyboard. And Apple's lost them forever, because of the Android store lock-in.

But seriously, I'd say the keyboard providers will make more money on iOS now than on Android.

about 4 months ago

iPhone 6 Sales Crush Means Late-Night Waits For Some Early Adopters

DJCouchyCouch Of course this means (222 comments)

Apple is doomed.

about 4 months ago

Apple Announces Smartwatch, Bigger iPhones, Mobile Payments

DJCouchyCouch Re:Ah yes... (730 comments)

You really think they'd announce new Macs at an iPhone event?

about 5 months ago

A 24-Year-Old Scammed Apple 42 Times In 16 Different States

DJCouchyCouch Re:$7142.85 (419 comments)

A couple of iPhone cables, iTunes gift cards, iPod socks. Pretty soon it adds up.

about 6 months ago

The First Person Ever To Die In a Tesla Is a Guy Who Stole One

DJCouchyCouch Re:Great Story! (443 comments)

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, at your use of puns.

about 6 months ago

Uber Demonstrations Snarl Traffic In London, Madrid, Berlin

DJCouchyCouch Re:Uber is Pushing Clarity (507 comments)

> it also allows the cabbie to rate the rider, potentially increasing safety for the cabbie in ways that the government model does not and can not.

Rider murdered me in the face. One star.

about 7 months ago

Samsung's Position On Tizen May Hurt Developer Recruitment

DJCouchyCouch Re:"too hard for developers" (sniff) (93 comments)

It's not the difficulty, it's the potential waste of effort for supporting one platform when Samsung up and decides to change to another. Why support a company you can't rely on being stable?

about 9 months ago

Apple, Google, and Amazon's Quest For One Remote Control Is Futile

DJCouchyCouch Re:Wierd headline (130 comments)

Well, how hot was she?

about 10 months ago

Microsoft Launches Office For iPad: Includes Word, Excel, and PowerPoint

DJCouchyCouch Finally (184 comments)

I can get some fricking work done.

about 10 months ago

Ask Slashdot: What Do You Consider Elegant Code?

DJCouchyCouch Re:Elegant code is... (373 comments)

SCLMERMCC! It's a new coding methodology, I can feel it! Just look at that name. it just rolls off the tongue.

about 10 months ago

Google Testing Smart Appliance, Would Compete With Nest Thermostat

DJCouchyCouch Re:How is this a remotely useful product? (139 comments)

Ah yes, "don't forget". For flawless foolproof plans, that's right up there with "be careful" and "I'll pull out in time".

about a year ago

Bots Now Account For 61% of Net Traffic

DJCouchyCouch the rest? (124 comments)

The rest is all Netflix?

Netflix and Youtube?

Netflix and Youtube and bit torrent?

Netflix and Youtube and bit torrent and porn?

about a year ago

Siberia's Methane Release Larger Than Previously Thought

DJCouchyCouch Large methane release? (135 comments)

Sorry guys, that was me.


about a year ago

TxK, Tempest 2000 Remake for PS Vita Demoed

DJCouchyCouch Re:That is Fake Tempest (41 comments)

I'm trying to get off his lawn as fast as I can!!!!

about a year ago

Ask Slashdot: What Are the Hardest Things Programmers Have To Do?

DJCouchyCouch The hardest thing? (473 comments)

Getting up in the morning.

about a year ago



Ask Slashdot: eReader browser friendly websites?

DJCouchyCouch DJCouchyCouch writes  |  more than 3 years ago

DJCouchyCouch (622482) writes "I have a Kobo Touch eReader that comes with a bare-bones web browser. Being E Ink based, the browsing experience is pretty poor due to the low refresh rate of the screen. Scrolling is twitchy and often laggy. Are there sites out there that can reformat a website to be more like book reading? Not asking for a perfect, tablet-like experience, just something better than what it does now. Thanks!"


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