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In Calculator Arms Race, Casio Fires Back: Color Touchscreen ClassPad

Dark Lord of Ohio w00t? (170 comments)

just add two extra buttons and you will have an iPod, phone and such... meh...

about 2 years ago
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Ore-Sniffing Dogs Rediscovered By Mining Industry

Dark Lord of Ohio big deal... (78 comments)

My Labrador retriever sniffs ore when I play minecraft on Xbox. Always finds coal, diamonds, iron, gold... No problem. I just say: Gaia, find me some carbon. And she wags her tail when I approach the spot. Sheesh...

more than 2 years ago
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UK In Danger From Electromagnetic Bomb, Says Defense Secretary

Dark Lord of Ohio how??? (268 comments)

How do the Brits gonna secure themselves from EMP blast?? Use candles, pigeons (or sparrows maybe, anyway faster birds...) handmade paper and live in houses built of stone and drive cars like Fred Flintstone?

more than 2 years ago
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Foxconn CEO Fuels iTV Rumors

Dark Lord of Ohio ALUMINIUM (153 comments)

I prefer to say Aluminium than Aluminum... Aluminum is soooo hipster and Californian... bleh.

more than 2 years ago
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High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon

Dark Lord of Ohio Re:no transformers found, I guess? (68 comments)

I don't want to see what made a 100M or larger footprint!

I do! ... from a safe distance, of course.

yeah, me too... armed with SAM, I guess a shotgun or rifle would not do any good...

about 3 years ago
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OPERA Group Repeats Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Results

Dark Lord of Ohio skipdrive, slipspace drive, FTL... (442 comments)

it's all going to happen soon! Then we will find the Covenant, The Flood, Wraith ehmmm themmm..... Cylons! Borgs and thanks to some genius Italian we will all die suffering from plasma burns (remember, rebels don't have plasma guns...), we will be assimilated and we are really screwed now.

about 3 years ago
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High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon

Dark Lord of Ohio Re:Doesn't cover the poles. (68 comments)

Polish people don't live on the moon...

Prove it!

about 3 years ago
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High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon

Dark Lord of Ohio no transformers found, I guess? (68 comments)

merde... sacre bleu... I guess now the footprints from 1969 and other goodies are visible in HD? what about Transformers vessel(s)? Anyone have spotted anything?

about 3 years ago
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Airline to Offer In-Flight Adult Movies

Dark Lord of Ohio Re:This is not a good advertisement (200 comments)

But action movies with violence, blood, heavy drug use and other such things are much more better than watching someone making love?

making love... LOL, are we making love, asked porn actress before she started to gurgle with her deeeeeeep throat and after she has been DPd :)

about 3 years ago
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Asteroid Passes Closer To Earth Than the Moon on Nov 8

Dark Lord of Ohio Re:something else (169 comments)

According to TFA, the asteroid is mostly black and "aircraft carrier sized". The first thing that flashed into my mind was that it would be very interesting if radar images during the flyby revealed it was in fact a very, Very VERY old spacecraft.

from a galaxy far away... my guess it is a Tantive IV, size fits. A bit.

about 3 years ago
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Belgium To Give Up Nuclear Power

Dark Lord of Ohio if not nuclear... (298 comments)

if not nuclear power then what? I haven't heard about this guy from Italy that his cold fusion worked so we will be using resources like coal... which will dissapear probably by the beginning of the next century. Wind and solar power, OK, but not everywhere... so, please enlighten me what my grandkids will have to run their xboxes, dishwashers and ipads...

about 3 years ago
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The Weight of an e-Book

Dark Lord of Ohio professores (243 comments)

I work, I pay taxes and when I read such things I am going nuts. WTF???? My tax money goes into some academic pockets so that he can sit for weeks thinking about how much does one ebook weight??? Dammit! I thought such things are over and such debates were finished couple of hundreds years ago! It is like how many devils will fit on the needle tip... gimme a break.

about 3 years ago
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Bug Opens Chrome to Easy Remote Code Execution

Dark Lord of Ohio Oh my... (61 comments)

Whooops :) Shit happens LOL

about 3 years ago
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MC Hammer Launches a Search Engine

Dark Lord of Ohio touch dis... (124 comments)

taramtamtam.... can't touch this! tamtararamtamtam, wiredoo, can't touch this. I hope that users of his search engine won't have to suffer watching his famous 3 minute video... before they will get their search results.

more than 3 years ago
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British Police Accused of Stealing Software

Dark Lord of Ohio copy... (76 comments)

they made it for personal use only, I bet they were not distributing this software...

more than 3 years ago
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French Court Orders ISP To Block Police Misconduct Website

Dark Lord of Ohio Re:Words matter (178 comments)

To be honest, I thought you missed some part, but now I get the idea :) Thanks for explanation! And give me a tip which bridge it is, TIA.

more than 3 years ago
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Android Source Code Gone For Good?

Dark Lord of Ohio LOL (362 comments)

I knew it will happen :) Soon hard-core linux fans will ban android phones and declare them unclean and all android users as infidels, LOL.

more than 3 years ago
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French Court Orders ISP To Block Police Misconduct Website

Dark Lord of Ohio Re:Words matter (178 comments)

My experience, from Sweden, is that some people are dicks. That's about it.

We have a couple of local cops who are hated by lots of people in their twenties for reasons that seem to mostly revolve around those particular cops being part of the local police department's "youth group" that focuses both on solving crimes committed by teenagers but also keeping an eye on what goes on in local parks in the summer and such things. I know that for a while there was a website that posted a bunch of personal information about one of them.

So basically, some people feel that they are justified in being dicks if the cops ruin their (illegal) fun. I myself have met these particular police officers a few times late at night, the worst that I've ever been subjected to was a "please don't drink beer in public south of that bridge, local ordinances say you can't drink in public south of there"...

Man... I always thought that you CAN'T drink any booze in public in Sweden,...it is limited to only "south" direction of places? how about public north of that bridge?About people being dicks, you're right. Police is for ENFORCING law, thats their job, some people bake bread, others are lawyers and others just don't care and break the rules. And that is where police come in.

more than 3 years ago

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