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Household Pets for the Common Geek?

Dead Penis Bird Better off dead! (186 comments)

Get a dead one, like me.

You don't have to feed me, water me, or even clean my cage.

And I'll always listen to you when you talk. Or at least look like it. Just put me you-know-where, and we'll be fine.

more than 12 years ago


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