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For Automated Testing, Better Alternatives To DOS Batch Files?

Elitist_Phoenix Sensible Suggestion... (426 comments)

I believe the only sensible and practical idea here is to have 1000 monkeys at 1000 consoles doing these automated tasks for you. Of course you'd need to feed these monkeys, so you'd need more monkeys. Thus, 1000 monkeys at 1000 banana plantations.

more than 4 years ago
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Hot Sales In China For Wi-Fi Key-Cracking Kits

Elitist_Phoenix How hard? (207 comments)

Seriously. Usb Wifi Dongle + Rainbow Tables DVD + Backtrack = Win?!

more than 4 years ago
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AIDS-Like Virus New Threat To Koala

Elitist_Phoenix Seems like.. (120 comments)

Seems like the Koalas have been playing to much "Knifey Spoony"

more than 4 years ago
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Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target

Elitist_Phoenix Video? (419 comments)

Video or GTFO??

about 5 years ago
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Philips Develops Roadside Drug-Testing Device

Elitist_Phoenix Re:Legalization (647 comments)

I'm a member of DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Where do I sign up?
Do you have a newsletter?

more than 5 years ago
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Railway Workers Get Daily Smile Scans

Elitist_Phoenix Re:I am not a morning person (385 comments)

Just cover the lenses with back to front smiley face stickers!

more than 5 years ago
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Why Amazon's Kindle Should Use Open Standards

Elitist_Phoenix Use ODF (315 comments)

They should make it support ODF. But I guess its all about profit to them.

more than 5 years ago
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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Elitist_Phoenix Re:No... (844 comments)

Two reasons:

    1. I'm too drunk to know better
    2. I'm usually by myself

So does this mean you crying about your daddy issues "during the moment" doesn't matter so much?

more than 5 years ago
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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Elitist_Phoenix Re:Because they are a con (844 comments)

Funny, but it's worth noting that double-bagging drastically decreases the condoms' effectiveness. Latex rubbing against latex will tear easily.

I take your point and raise you another.
You see, this is when you put Tabasco sauce/Deep-heat between the layers, so if one of them does break you find out real fast!

more than 5 years ago
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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Elitist_Phoenix Re:Easy solution. (844 comments)

Oh and to preempt you grammar/spelling nazi's... screw you!

more than 5 years ago
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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Elitist_Phoenix Re:Easy solution. (844 comments)

The next question is which item takes priority on your bedside table/beer cartoon... the bottle of moonshine, the shotgun shells or that can of paint?

more than 5 years ago
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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Elitist_Phoenix Re:Lovemaking vs. Hoagie Stuffing (844 comments)

Can you really call it "making love" if you have to put on plastic gloves like a freakin' subway sandwich artist? Really intimate...

Great thanks for that mental image... now I can't eat my lunch.

more than 5 years ago
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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Elitist_Phoenix Re:I'd think it was obvious to any man (844 comments)

The cause of and solution to all of life's problems... alcohol!
Smell - Keep drinking
Spontaneity - If you and her are sufficiently boosed, no biggy... hell even feel free to miss the hole a couple of times.
Sensitivity - If shes boosed, means you can pound harder.
Can't find one? - Douche her with it later (really sorry about this one)
Disgusting to take off and dispose of? - Drink more and then you'll be playing the awesome game of seeing how many you can get to stick to the hotel ceiling!
Stds - Either drench if it 95% straight afterwards and if that didn't work start drinking to forget about the AIDS.

Then for later on in life or after the mistake:
Children - Drink more it'll numb the pain.

This Post was sponsored by Duff beer... Ohh yeah!!

more than 5 years ago
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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Elitist_Phoenix Re:Because they are a con (844 comments)

Condoms are the biggest con around. You have to buy them in a three pack, you use one to test for fit, then you notice they have a use-by date only four years away!!

It called the "hooker pack". One to test, two to double bag it.

more than 5 years ago
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NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Elitist_Phoenix Thank F*ck (844 comments)

Finally our tax dollars doing something useful :-P

more than 5 years ago
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When watching a movie, I like to add calories via ...

Elitist_Phoenix Hip Flask.... (457 comments)

with what ever "mothers milk" it contains!

more than 5 years ago
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Is Your Mood a Result of Where You Live?

Elitist_Phoenix In a van down by the River? (364 comments)

These things happen... when your living in a van down by the river!

more than 5 years ago
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Australia To Build Fiber-To-the-Premises Network

Elitist_Phoenix Re:Wahoo! (300 comments)

Yeah I hear ya mate. I just signed up for naked adsl 2+ smashed the off peak downloads to 0 in a matter of a couple of days.

more than 5 years ago
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Australia To Build Fiber-To-the-Premises Network

Elitist_Phoenix Damn... (300 comments)

8 Years?! Oh god won't someone please think of the pornography?!

more than 5 years ago

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Tweaking Linux Systems for Perfomance

Elitist_Phoenix Elitist_Phoenix writes  |  more than 6 years ago

Elitist_Phoenix (808424) writes "As an avid linux user I've been interested in getting the most performance out of my operating systems. Now that I've been using linux for awhile I've made a catalogue of my favorite speed tweaks. I've compiled a list that will definately get your linux system running faster. Now I realise some of these techniques will be controversial but they are included more for completeness and getting the optimum out of your system. They range from making your system swap less to tweaking your filesystem."
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