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Sound As the New Illegal Narcotic?

FF8Jake As someone from Oklahoma... (561 comments)

I will say this is pretty much the norm. The place is pretty much overrun with following:

  • meth addicts
  • Pew jumping pentecostal meth addicts
  • Baptist meth addicts
  • Jehova's Witness meth addicts
  • Hippy newage christian rock meth addicts
  • 15yr old pregnant girls sleeping for meth favors
  • Farm fires caused by meth
  • Several Native Americans waving dreamcatchers and staying in $1mo government housing so they can afford meth and fire water

I remember my mother's church condemning "Magic Eye" books as a subliminal message medium. I lost a lot of cool books that day. :(

more than 4 years ago
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How Do You Handle Your Keys?

FF8Jake Re:News for nerds. (763 comments)

It's not a useless or inane comment. I visit Slashdot to read tech news, not to read how Joe Blow should deal with a huge chunk of keys. Someone needs to point out that a lot of us don't care about junk articles like this and that they shouldn't even grace the front page. If anything stick it in Idle.

more than 4 years ago
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How Do You Handle Your Keys?

FF8Jake News for nerds. (763 comments)

Stuff that matters.

more than 4 years ago
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Hot Sales In China For Wi-Fi Key-Cracking Kits

FF8Jake Hello Chinaman... (207 comments)

My SSH tunnels, let me show you them.

more than 4 years ago
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All of Gopherspace Available For Download

FF8Jake Your BBCode... (200 comments)

you forgot to close it.

more than 4 years ago
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Comcast Awarded the Golden Poo Award

FF8Jake Re:Well deserved (286 comments)

They are both correct actually. Google it.

more than 4 years ago
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Gizmodo Blows Whistle On 4G iPhone Loser

FF8Jake Gray much? (853 comments)

PatHMV: Gray?
Jules: What country are you from?
PatHMV: What? Gray? Wh - ?
Jules: "Gray" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Gray?
PatHMV: Gray?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
PatHMV: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
PatHMV: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
PatHMV: Gray?
Jules: Say 'gray' again. Say 'gray' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'gray' one more Goddamn time!

more than 4 years ago
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Virtualizing Workstations For Common Hardware?

FF8Jake Re:Isn't that called an... (349 comments)

Of course, the Russians figured this out before anyone else, Captain.

more than 4 years ago
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Red-Light Camera Ticket Revenue and Short Yellows

FF8Jake Re:-1 False Assumption (976 comments)

Anyone who has read a drivers' license study book knows that they refer to the speed limit as the maximum speed during optimum driving conditions. You are expected to slow down during bad conditions for safety, not to mention being able to properly control your vehicle to obey the law.

more than 4 years ago
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How To Find Bad Programmers

FF8Jake Re:Agism rears its ugly head again (359 comments)

I agree that not all discrimination is bad; however, the original poster is clearly referring to agism by young programmers as a bad thing, then following up with sweeping statement that all young programmers are worthless right after graduating.

I am not trying to argue that experience has no worth or that older workers have don't issues getting jobs due to age; however, I am stating that the original poster is spewing as much crap about young programmers as the young programmers he is referring to spew about old programmers.

more than 4 years ago
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How To Find Bad Programmers

FF8Jake Re:Agism rears its ugly head again (359 comments)

Agism: Discrimination based on age.

Opening line on the post referencing agism: "Young programmers always say things like..."

More: "Once they work for a while, get bitten a few times by their own crappy code, learn a few things, and realize just how worthless they actually were right after they graduated...they change their tune. It never fails."

Hypocrite much? You sound just as bad as the young programmers you are condemning.

more than 4 years ago
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Verizon CEO Says "We Will Hunt Heavy Users Down"

FF8Jake Re:WSJ (738 comments)

And damn you Slashdot for not supporting the "o" with the line over the top.

more than 4 years ago
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Xerox Sues Google, Yahoo Over Search Patents

FF8Jake Re:Perhaps... (202 comments)

Nice, Anonymous Coward submitted the same thing a couple seconds earlier and I get modded redundant. Clearly, my copy is the cleaner one here and not cluttered with excess question marks. I will be taking my copying needs to Google and Yahoo.

more than 4 years ago
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Xerox Sues Google, Yahoo Over Search Patents

FF8Jake Perhaps... (202 comments)

Yahoo and Google used a Xerox copier to take a copy of the technology for themselves?

more than 4 years ago
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Next Flash Version Will Support Private Browsing

FF8Jake Oh snap... (192 comments)

This will also introduce the "alert('omigoshhaxedurflashcookie')" vulnerability.

more than 4 years ago
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Emmerich Plans Foundation As a 3D Epic

FF8Jake SHOOT THE RAYDOME (283 comments)

Dr. Emmerich designed Metal Gear "Rex", and its only weakness is the raydome. Unless any of you fags are packing stinger missiles, chaff grenades and rations, you'd best be bowing to your new overlord. No I did not read TFA.

more than 4 years ago
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Restaurant Promotes Sex In Its Bathrooms

FF8Jake Knock it off! (16 comments)

I'm trying to shit in here.

more than 3 years ago
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France Tells Its Citizens To Abandon IE, Others Disagree

FF8Jake Re:This just in... (406 comments)

How did you know I was doing my taxes?

more than 4 years ago
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France Tells Its Citizens To Abandon IE, Others Disagree

FF8Jake This just in... (406 comments)

France, Germany, Russia, and the fucking Queen of England recommend not to use Blender due to it's overly complex interface. Thank you government, for stepping in.

more than 4 years ago

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FF8Jake FF8Jake writes  |  more than 7 years ago

FF8Jake writes "Quoted from phpbb.com:

"After a long time of downtime we are proud to say to be back online. Due to the events we decided to give our previous plans and work a good push and put the new website up instead of reviving the old one. Within this step we also updated the main forums to phpBB3 Olympus as well as using the new phpBB default style, named prosilver."

Looks seckseh. ^_^"

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