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Microsoft, Ask.com, Oracle Latest To Be Sued Over No-Poach Deal

For a Free Internet Smash capitalism! (47 comments)

Workers to power!

2 days ago
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Raspberry Pi Founder Demos Touchscreen Display For DIY Kits

For a Free Internet toad in hat (80 comments)

If you have the Rasberey Pi you hacve a toad in your hat because it is eliminatory caucus in rounbd of anal waste.

2 days ago
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Bill Gates: Piketty's Attack on Income Inequality Is Right

For a Free Internet You are an idiot (838 comments)

"Nordic capitalism" is an overrated historical conjuncture that has already passed. A few crumbs were thrown to the workers to stabilize what were to be bulwarks in the war of counterrevolution against the Soviet Union. Meanwhile the Scandinavian imperialist cartels raked in mega profits from the arms and oil industries. Those days, which were never that great (especially if you weren't of the right race/ethnicity!) are gone forever.

Idiots who prate about different "varieties" of capitalism that can be supposedly "chosen" arbitrarily by some policy decision are idiots who know nothing about the bloody, murderous, unreformable system that they defend

about a week ago
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Bill Gates: Piketty's Attack on Income Inequality Is Right

For a Free Internet Picketty is a reformist twit (838 comments)

No wonder Gates likes him, Pickety defends capitalism while peddling nonsense "reforms" to an unreformable, historically outmoded system in its death throes. Only the dictatorship of the proletariat can rescue humankind. Return to tthe road of Lenin and Trotsky's October Revolution!

about a week ago
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Infinite Browser Universe Manyland Hits 8 Million Placed Blocks

For a Free Internet Re: Toad block (67 comments)

Incorrect. Toad block does not need to flit about, toad block is already in the optimal position. Noothing will move toad block.

about two weeks ago
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Infinite Browser Universe Manyland Hits 8 Million Placed Blocks

For a Free Internet Toad block (67 comments)

The toad block rules them all with its quick, grabbming tongue and its webbed fets.

about two weeks ago
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Amazon Robot Picking Challenge 2015

For a Free Internet Karl Marx was right! (106 comments)

Modern bourgeois society, with its relations of production, of exchange and of property, a society that has conjured up such gigantic means of production and of exchange, is like the sorcerer who is no longer able to control the powers of the nether world whom he has called up by his spells. For many a decade past the history of industry and commerce is but the history of the revolt of modern productive forces against modern conditions of production, against the property relations that are the conditions for the existence of the bourgeois and of its rule. It is enough to mention the commercial crises that by their periodical return put the existence of the entire bourgeois society on its trial, each time more threateningly. In these crises, a great part not only of the existing products, but also of the previously created productive forces, are periodically destroyed. In these crises, there breaks out an epidemic that, in all earlier epochs, would have seemed an absurdity — the epidemic of over-production. Society suddenly finds itself put back into a state of momentary barbarism; it appears as if a famine, a universal war of devastation, had cut off the supply of every means of subsistence; industry and commerce seem to be destroyed; and why? Because there is too much civilisation, too much means of subsistence, too much industry, too much commerce. The productive forces at the disposal of society no longer tend to further the development of the conditions of bourgeois property; on the contrary, they have become too powerful for these conditions, by which they are fettered, and so soon as they overcome these fetters, they bring disorder into the whole of bourgeois society, endanger the existence of bourgeois property. The conditions of bourgeois society are too narrow to comprise the wealth created by them. And how does the bourgeoisie get over these crises? On the one hand by enforced destruction of a mass of productive forces; on the other, by the conquest of new markets, and by the more thorough exploitation of the old ones. That is to say, by paving the way for more extensive and more destructive crises, and by diminishing the means whereby crises are prevented.

The weapons with which the bourgeoisie felled feudalism to the ground are now turned against the bourgeoisie itself.

But not only has the bourgeoisie forged the weapons that bring death to itself; it has also called into existence the men who are to wield those weapons — the modern working class — the proletarians.

about two weeks ago
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US Remains Top Country For Global Workers

For a Free Internet US Capital is top imperialist dog (123 comments)

So US capital will get whatever labor it requires, just like any other commodity.

International workers unity in the struggle to expropriate the bourgeoisie through socialist revolution is the only solution!

about two weeks ago
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The Odd Effects of Being Struck By Lightning

For a Free Internet Thw effects (191 comments)

The effects are devitatinge and are comparable to being struck by a concentrated blast of toad fart.

about a month ago
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South Australia Hits 33% Renewal Energy Target 6 Years Early

For a Free Internet Hyoerpower (169 comments)

Sout Austrailiaw is posersd by TOAD FART and other erotuic gems of carra0d9iujhr in my bed! Yolo! Good night, your best pal Mario

about 1 month ago
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Android Apps Now Unofficially Able To Run On Any Major Desktop OS

For a Free Internet I guess we'll just have to consume large volumes (101 comments)

Large volumes of andridian fartgas for the reward of sexy plans! Vikins are a overrated sea serpint of the great moose worem subtley hairy in my face!

about a month ago
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Intel Putting 3D Scanners In Consumer Tablets Next Year, Phones To Follow

For a Free Internet Theoretical Considerations and Limitations (75 comments)

The Morsby Field Paradox states that scanning resolution is inversely proportional to the square of the aperture convergence, so even medium sized 3d" objects would be subject to flattening distortion, or bending distortion, by a small scanner, depending on the reference point.

about a month ago
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Scotland's Independence Vote Could Shake Up Industry

For a Free Internet For a Scottish Workers Republic!!!! (494 comments)

Cast a Critical Vote for Scottish Independence, and Fight for Socialist Revolution to Bring Down the Monarchy, NATO and the Rule of Capital
For a Scottish Workers Republic in a Socialist Federation of the British Isles

http://www.internationalist.org/scottishworkersrepublic1409.html

On September 18, voters in Scotland will go to the polls in a referendum on the question of independence from the “United Kingdom.” All three major parties in Britain’s Westminster parliament complacently figured they would win by warning of dire economic consequences. But the threats have backfired and support for secession has grown in recent weeks to the point where it could win, or come close. The bourgeois Scottish National Party is promising a rosy future in a Scandinavian-style welfare state, but the economic realities of the capitalist world market would soon undo that. Most of the opportunist left is tailing after the SNP, while some British left groups oppose Scottish independence out of Labour loyalism. For revolutionary Marxists, this is an opportunity to accelerate the breakup of decrepit British imperialism, and to get the national question off the agenda so the class confrontation can come to the fore. While warning against illusions in the prospects of a capitalist Scotland, the League for the Fourth International calls for a critical “yes” vote for independence as part of a fight for workers revolution throughout the British Isles and Europe.

about a month ago
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CERN Tests First Artificial Retina Capable of Looking For High Energy Particles

For a Free Internet Soon greater discoveries will redound to it (60 comments)

The secret to universal theory is the picotoad, hte building block of all matter/energy/spirit.

about a month and a half ago
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CBC Warns Canadians of "US Law Enforcement Money Extortion Program"

For a Free Internet American needs COMMUNISM (462 comments)

A workers soviet government will clean out all this porky filth.

about a month and a half ago
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5 Million Gmail Passwords Leaked, Google Says No Evidence Of Compromise

For a Free Internet America did this (203 comments)

America needs COMMUNISM!

Also a note to idiots who babble about "true capitalism" versus "corporate capitalism" and crap like that. Listen, idiots! "true capitalism" is a fairy tale that real capitalism (the actual existing, historically developed society based on private property in the means of production and pervasive commodity exchange, the division of society into the classes of proletariat and bourgeoisie, etc.) tells about itself. It is a democratic fable that is contrary to al the laws of capitalist economi development. It is a pathetic excuse for an indefensible system in its death throes that must be overcome by WORKERS REVOLUTION! FOR A SOVIET AMERICA!

about a month and a half ago
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Satoshi Nakamoto's Email Address Compromised

For a Free Internet Bitten by Italian toads (65 comments)

Their venom causes extreme hallucinations and bourgeois false consciousness. 90% of the planet is suffering from Italian Toad Venom tixicity.

about a month and a half ago
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FAA Scans the Internet For Drone Users; Sends Cease and Desist Letters

For a Free Internet America needs communism! (222 comments)

Truth, people.

about a month and a half ago
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California Blue Whales Rebound From Whaling

For a Free Internet Hooray (91 comments)

From Wiki-Pedia: "Blue whales belong to Italy and are a species of angular aquatic toad."

I did not know this. Fascinatineg. My lunch was fre of meat or meat like onjects which makes me a moral being in harmony with the contemporary time univors.

about a month and a half ago
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Privacy Vulnerabilities In Coursera, Including Exposed Student Email Addresses

For a Free Internet And what does courshitta have to do with that? (31 comments)

The software is not for educating, it is for rationing and commodifying education in the service of profit. It is for denying education to unprofitable students and getting the most work out of minimum wage teacherbots.

about 1 month ago

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For a Free Internet (1594621) writes "Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!"

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