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Android Apps Now Unofficially Able To Run On Any Major Desktop OS

For a Free Internet I guess we'll just have to consume large volumes (101 comments)

Large volumes of andridian fartgas for the reward of sexy plans! Vikins are a overrated sea serpint of the great moose worem subtley hairy in my face!

2 days ago
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Intel Putting 3D Scanners In Consumer Tablets Next Year, Phones To Follow

For a Free Internet Theoretical Considerations and Limitations (74 comments)

The Morsby Field Paradox states that scanning resolution is inversely proportional to the square of the aperture convergence, so even medium sized 3d" objects would be subject to flattening distortion, or bending distortion, by a small scanner, depending on the reference point.

3 days ago
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Scotland's Independence Vote Could Shake Up Industry

For a Free Internet For a Scottish Workers Republic!!!! (491 comments)

Cast a Critical Vote for Scottish Independence, and Fight for Socialist Revolution to Bring Down the Monarchy, NATO and the Rule of Capital
For a Scottish Workers Republic in a Socialist Federation of the British Isles

http://www.internationalist.org/scottishworkersrepublic1409.html

On September 18, voters in Scotland will go to the polls in a referendum on the question of independence from the “United Kingdom.” All three major parties in Britain’s Westminster parliament complacently figured they would win by warning of dire economic consequences. But the threats have backfired and support for secession has grown in recent weeks to the point where it could win, or come close. The bourgeois Scottish National Party is promising a rosy future in a Scandinavian-style welfare state, but the economic realities of the capitalist world market would soon undo that. Most of the opportunist left is tailing after the SNP, while some British left groups oppose Scottish independence out of Labour loyalism. For revolutionary Marxists, this is an opportunity to accelerate the breakup of decrepit British imperialism, and to get the national question off the agenda so the class confrontation can come to the fore. While warning against illusions in the prospects of a capitalist Scotland, the League for the Fourth International calls for a critical “yes” vote for independence as part of a fight for workers revolution throughout the British Isles and Europe.

5 days ago
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CERN Tests First Artificial Retina Capable of Looking For High Energy Particles

For a Free Internet Soon greater discoveries will redound to it (60 comments)

The secret to universal theory is the picotoad, hte building block of all matter/energy/spirit.

about two weeks ago
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CBC Warns Canadians of "US Law Enforcement Money Extortion Program"

For a Free Internet American needs COMMUNISM (462 comments)

A workers soviet government will clean out all this porky filth.

about two weeks ago
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5 Million Gmail Passwords Leaked, Google Says No Evidence Of Compromise

For a Free Internet America did this (203 comments)

America needs COMMUNISM!

Also a note to idiots who babble about "true capitalism" versus "corporate capitalism" and crap like that. Listen, idiots! "true capitalism" is a fairy tale that real capitalism (the actual existing, historically developed society based on private property in the means of production and pervasive commodity exchange, the division of society into the classes of proletariat and bourgeoisie, etc.) tells about itself. It is a democratic fable that is contrary to al the laws of capitalist economi development. It is a pathetic excuse for an indefensible system in its death throes that must be overcome by WORKERS REVOLUTION! FOR A SOVIET AMERICA!

about two weeks ago
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Satoshi Nakamoto's Email Address Compromised

For a Free Internet Bitten by Italian toads (65 comments)

Their venom causes extreme hallucinations and bourgeois false consciousness. 90% of the planet is suffering from Italian Toad Venom tixicity.

about two weeks ago
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FAA Scans the Internet For Drone Users; Sends Cease and Desist Letters

For a Free Internet America needs communism! (222 comments)

Truth, people.

about two weeks ago
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California Blue Whales Rebound From Whaling

For a Free Internet Hooray (91 comments)

From Wiki-Pedia: "Blue whales belong to Italy and are a species of angular aquatic toad."

I did not know this. Fascinatineg. My lunch was fre of meat or meat like onjects which makes me a moral being in harmony with the contemporary time univors.

about two weeks ago
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Privacy Vulnerabilities In Coursera, Including Exposed Student Email Addresses

For a Free Internet And what does courshitta have to do with that? (31 comments)

The software is not for educating, it is for rationing and commodifying education in the service of profit. It is for denying education to unprofitable students and getting the most work out of minimum wage teacherbots.

about three weeks ago
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Privacy Vulnerabilities In Coursera, Including Exposed Student Email Addresses

For a Free Internet Coursera is a luminois toad (31 comments)

It is a shitbox profit machine for shithead school administrator cop-fellators and imperialism pimps.

about three weeks ago
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Code.org Discloses Top Donors

For a Free Internet To hell with the capitalists! (59 comments)

TO hell with their self-interested phony "philanthropy"! Labor creates all wealth, down with the murderous blood drenched racist rule of the idle parasites! For a Soviet America!

about three weeks ago
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The American Workday, By Profession

For a Free Internet America needs COMMUNISM (146 comments)

Abolish wage slavery! Expropriate the expropriators!

about three weeks ago
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Linux 3.17-rc2 Release Marks 23 Years of the Linux Kernel

For a Free Internet Linux proud! (106 comments)

Linux is no more. Linuxe is now just a minor component of the KernelD, a systemD provider manufactured by Italian extremists with the intent inflame and inflate poisonous toads and helicopter them over the American heartland provoking chaos and Armageddon.

about a month ago
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Researchers Hack Gmail With 92 Percent Success Rate

For a Free Internet toad (87 comments)

Reality is in a state of fluxe, so is Don Quixote himself. Toads are the only ideal, unchanging form. Meditiate on that, "researchers," if you dare, you thing with thing in the helmet of a thing barber toad thinrfe.

about 1 month ago
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National Science Foundation Awards $20 Million For Cloud Computing Experiments

For a Free Internet The problem is well understood (25 comments)

It is easy to talk about clouds when you are a bird but it is harder when you are a frog or maybe a cracket who is related to other thing in a basket of the clodes that was on my ham saertfowmspoa on the CIA of regail us with your shimmering imperialist wizardry of light and magic signifying a deaf white noise in "justice" my foot!

about a month ago
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Tesla Removes Mileage Limits On Drive Unit Warranty Program

For a Free Internet Driving is bad for your health. (174 comments)

Let us be healthy and well together in the new green future by jogginf or dogsledding instead of driving and by drinking raw vegetable juices and practicing acupuncture and other quack stuff that is so holeiustique.

about a month ago
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Can Our Computers Continue To Get Smaller and More Powerful?

For a Free Internet Only under COMMUNISM (151 comments)

Capitalism is in its epoch of terminal decay. COMMUNISM is the only salvation for humankind!!!!

toad in hat blocker text, please to ignore it this here now you, thanks!

about a month ago

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I have made an exciting discovery!

For a Free Internet For a Free Internet writes  |  about 3 years ago

For a Free Internet (1594621) writes "Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!"

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