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National Science Foundation Awards $20 Million For Cloud Computing Experiments

For a Free Internet The problem is well understood (7 comments)

It is easy to talk about clouds when you are a bird but it is harder when you are a frog or maybe a cracket who is related to other thing in a basket of the clodes that was on my ham saertfowmspoa on the CIA of regail us with your shimmering imperialist wizardry of light and magic signifying a deaf white noise in "justice" my foot!

2 hours ago

Tesla Removes Mileage Limits On Drive Unit Warranty Program

For a Free Internet Driving is bad for your health. (174 comments)

Let us be healthy and well together in the new green future by jogginf or dogsledding instead of driving and by drinking raw vegetable juices and practicing acupuncture and other quack stuff that is so holeiustique.

5 days ago

Can Our Computers Continue To Get Smaller and More Powerful?

For a Free Internet Only under COMMUNISM (151 comments)

Capitalism is in its epoch of terminal decay. COMMUNISM is the only salvation for humankind!!!!

toad in hat blocker text, please to ignore it this here now you, thanks!

about a week ago

Transparent Fish Lead to Stem Cell Research Breakthrough

For a Free Internet Tasty (33 comments)

Fish is good for bears and for me since I am a medium sized bear with special computer and inter-networking upgrades. Stems, not so much but everybody needs to eat some vegetables it is good roughage and vitamineriles.

about a week ago

The Benefits of Inequality

For a Free Internet Wrong again! (254 comments)

Capitalism is a dead end, literalluy. Mass thermonuclear holocaust.

Where the workers have taken power (Paris commune, October 1917 revolution) they made advances that no capitalist government ever could make. Despite their encirclement by bloodthirsty bourgeois armies. Despite the bureaucratic degenration of the Russian revolution. The facts don't lie. Read about the vital statistics in Russia before and after the 1992 Yeltsin-Bush counterrevolution.

Revolution meant emancipation for women, gays, national minorities, Jews, and it meant the transformation fo Russia from the poorest, msot backward country in Europe to a global scientific-industrial superpower.

Wha we need now is a SOVIET AMERICA as part of a WORKERS WORLD!!!!!!

about a week ago

The Benefits of Inequality

For a Free Internet False choice (254 comments)

Bullshit bourgeois propaganda.

Communism is a classless, stateless society and the road to communism passes through the dictatorship of the proletariat.

about a week ago

Parallax Completes Open Hardware Vision With Open Source CPU

For a Free Internet Toad equals lord (136 comments)

What is open hardwear? A meaningless buzzword for losers and apologists for capitalism.

about two weeks ago

Ask Slashdot: "Real" Computer Scientists vs. Modern Curriculum?

For a Free Internet Collig! (637 comments)

It is for pairing off and mating the bourgeoisie and the up and coming petty bourgeois wannabees. The other college system is for enslaving skilled workers to the bourgeoisie with debt. Collig is a scame.

about two weeks ago

How Google Handles 'Right To Be Forgotten' Requests

For a Free Internet Farting awesomeness of skin (135 comments)

It lemon the favrite of my smart butt in the wing of a perks the dust on slime accumulate girth.

about three weeks ago

Raspberry Pi-Compatible Development Board Released

For a Free Internet Attention Cow-Ard (47 comments)

Sir, your key board may be malfunctioning on the "S" key, please debug it before transmitting any more bits on the inter-Net. Also your mother is a toad.

about three weeks ago

Raspberry Pi-Compatible Development Board Released

For a Free Internet But does it run Windowes? (47 comments)

Windowes is the standard Operating System (OS) for microcomputers and anything that does not run the standard is just a toy or a curiosity.

about three weeks ago

UK To Allow Driverless Cars By January

For a Free Internet They are NOT driverless (190 comments)

Stop this charade. All cars have drivers by definition. "Driverless" cars are driven by kilomatrices of embedded, all-seeing microtoads, which are in a mesh network coordinated via energy rays by the intergalactic harmonic Italian toads from Italy. Do you want to be driven around by toad drones loyal, not to our Leader Obama, but to some Italian amphibian mutant? I didn't think so. TAKE THE WHEEL, MEN!

about three weeks ago

Dear Museums: Uploading Your Content To Wikimedia Commons Just Got Easier

For a Free Internet fFart museum (24 comments)

I curate a useum of antique, moderm and postmoderm farts and offer nasal tours every hour on hte hour senior citizen and stufint half rice all fardts are copyproected and amarzing.

about three weeks ago

Apple Acquires "Pandora For Books" Booklamp For $15 Million

For a Free Internet Danger: toad in hat! (26 comments)

Apple is well known to be a front for the harmonic space toads who will prevent us from reading good authors and will fill our heads with vomit green mush to smooth the way for their anal takeover of the planet.

about three weeks ago

The Truth About Solar Storms

For a Free Internet SOalr storms are caused by Jerry (91 comments)

He should be more responsible and stop blaspheming. The sea anenome is a powerful creature adapted to extreme pressures and smells.

about a month ago

Switching From Microsoft Office To LibreOffice Saves Toulouse 1 Million Euros

For a Free Internet Enjoy crumpets (296 comments)

For a May '68 that goes all the way! For internaional socialist revolution!

about a month ago

'Optical Fiber' Made Out of Thin Air

For a Free Internet America is Booming on Toads (115 comments)

Hello fellow internet champions. America is at a turning point and you and I know that it has to do with toads and Slashdort. But what you might not know is the signal importance of Italiy in all this. Italiy is involved in the highest levels of Slashdort. Most of Slashdort's editors are Italian operatives. I should know: I am Italian and I know everything about Italiy and its army of harmonic toads poised to sap the moral fiber of Kentucky and other states. Remember, B-flat or B-sharp! But no other keys are permitted untiol we get the toad problem under control with the aid of JESUS and HAM SANDWICJRS.

about a month ago

Method Rapidly Reconstructs Animal's Development Cell By Cell

For a Free Internet Tremerndous (39 comments)

Israel out of the occupied territories!

about a month ago

Appeals Court Affirms Old Polaroid Patent Invalid

For a Free Internet Time for communism! (45 comments)

First soup, then COMMUNISM, then ducks are all polyphonic in my upper regiols of yhear.

about a month ago

Math, Programming, and Language Learning

For a Free Internet Toad in Hat (241 comments)

Sir, you have a toad in your hat.

about a month ago



I have made an exciting discovery!

For a Free Internet For a Free Internet writes  |  more than 2 years ago

For a Free Internet (1594621) writes "Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!"


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