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In IT, Beware of Fad Versus Functional

For a Free Internet Toads are the andswer (152 comments)

Toads are not agile. TOads do not need to be agile. Toads are already exactly where they need to be. Toads do not live in clouds. Toads live on the ground, unless they are flying toads, or hyperspace toads, or subterranean intelligent toads. Toads are the foundation of all programming languages. Toads melted steel inb teh WTC. Toads can write in all languages and speak four languages. Toads have fifty eyes on their heads, which is 48 more eyes than most humanes. Toads rule the world with justice for all.

2 days ago
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Job Postings Offer Clues to Future of Google Fiber

For a Free Internet We need communism (38 comments)

Capitalism means racist police lynching and endless imperialist slaughter. Workers to power!

3 days ago
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Study Explains Why Women Miscarry More Males During Tough Times

For a Free Internet Fart palace (113 comments)

Visit the quaiant and sceneric fart palace!!!

about a week ago
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Liquid Cooling On the Rise As Data Centers Crunch Bigger Data

For a Free Internet sm ootokm this (24 comments)

compuet this you toad farters, if the - all filter the - all of MANCH

about a week ago
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LA Mayor Proposes Earthquake Retrofits On Thousands of Buildings

For a Free Internet THINK of the toads (178 comments)

Cui bono?

about a week ago
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GCHQ Does Not Breach Human Rights, Judges Rule

For a Free Internet One hand washes the other (81 comments)

Bloody bourgeois hypocrisy to cover yup the crimes that would disgrace a nation of savages.

about two weeks ago
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How the NSA Is Spying On Everyone: More Revelations

For a Free Internet This will only stop (148 comments)

When the workers take power. Democrats, Republicans, Greens, "Libertarians," all defend the dying system of imperialist capitalism. We need a revolutionary workers party with hte program of Lenin and Trotsky: forward to a soviet America with cow pants!

about two weeks ago
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Kiva Systems Co-Founder: Drone Delivery Could Be As Low As 20 Cents Per Package

For a Free Internet Tendency of the rate of profit to fall! (92 comments)

Only the exploitation of living labor brings profit. Capitalism sets itself up for another crisis. Only a planned economy under workers control, made possibel by the revolutionary expropriation of the expropriators, offers a way out of looming barbarism.

about two weeks ago
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Interviews: Malcolm Gladwell Answers Your Questions

For a Free Internet The hell with him (48 comments)

What a trite, pompous faker, his oeuvre is the pus draining from the infected boil of decadent capitalist society. To the gulag!

about two weeks ago
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Ben Harris Shows off the Electric Vehicle Challenge Simulator (Video)

For a Free Internet toad post (37 comments)

HORRAY FOR SANCHO Sancho was here and you are a character in my novel.

about two weeks ago
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WaveNET – the Floating, Flexible Wave Energy Generator

For a Free Internet GayWAD is a rotten bunch of fake sell-outs (90 comments)

Only the Campaign for a Free Internet, under the eternally wise guidance of ouir grand marchall-for-life, and my girlfriend, LAURA, has the program to bring freedom from hypnotic hyperspace capitalist toad rays.

about three weeks ago
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WaveNET – the Floating, Flexible Wave Energy Generator

For a Free Internet This will only be useful under COMMUNISM (90 comments)

Under the present capitalist system it will only be used to increase the exploitation of the workers.

about three weeks ago
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Slack Now Letting Employers Tap Workers' Private Chats

For a Free Internet We need communism (79 comments)

Avenge Michael Brown with Workers Revolution! For Black Liberation Throught Socialist Revolution!!!! Down with the parasitical reign of the bourgeoisie!

about three weeks ago
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2014 Hour of Code: Do Ends Justify Disney Product Placement Means?

For a Free Internet The bloody gilded maw of capitalism (125 comments)

Needs more wage slaves! Education system: Attent-tion!

about three weeks ago
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Highly Advanced Backdoor Trojan Cased High-Profile Targets For Years

For a Free Internet Created by our hyperspace toad overlords (143 comments)

We need cow pants to protect us from the toad rays and their trojeans whores.

about three weeks ago
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Blowing On Money To Tell If It Is Counterfeit

For a Free Internet Under communism we won't need money (114 comments)

Everything will be free. Workers of the world, unite! Youth have nothing to lose but your chains, you have a world to win!!!!!!

about a month ago
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HYREL 3-D Printers Were Developed by 3-D Printer Users (Video)

For a Free Internet Slashvertisement (55 comments)

This is a toad post.

about a month ago
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Android 5.0 'Lollipop' vs. iOS 8: More Similar Than Ever

For a Free Internet Re: Toad City (178 comments)

You can poke your eye with a stick and take lots of drugs and have boring sex if you want.

about a month ago

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I have made an exciting discovery!

For a Free Internet For a Free Internet writes  |  more than 3 years ago

For a Free Internet (1594621) writes "Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!"

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