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Book Review: Designing and Building a Security Operations Center

For a Free Internet Security for who? (29 comments)

For the bourgeoisie and their property, against the proletariat.

2 days ago
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What Will Google Glass 2.0 Need To Actually Succeed?

For a Free Internet Communism (324 comments)

Under capitalism, we are oppressed by the products (capital) of our own hands.

"In bourgeois society, living labour is but a means to increase accumulated labour. In Communist society, accumulated labour is but a means to widen, to enrich, to promote the existence of the labourer."

about a week ago
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NASA Update Will Deal With Opportunity Flash Memory "Amnesia"

For a Free Internet Mars colonized by space toads (52 comments)

Italian hyperspace toad-gods of Mars are sending us a message: NASA GO HOME! Don't mess with them.

about three weeks ago
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Publications Divided On Self-Censorship After Terrorist Attack

For a Free Internet False flag (512 comments)

Imperialist war agitation paves way for fascist reaction.

about three weeks ago
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Mercedes-Benz's Self-Driving Concept Car Is Here

For a Free Internet We need workers revolution (167 comments)

More toys for the idle parasite class that is dragging us all into barbarism.

about three weeks ago
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European Researchers Develop More Accurate Full-Body Polygraph

For a Free Internet It is powered by HOMEOPATHY!! (106 comments)

Using all the homoerotic power of homoeopathy and toad lasers, you WILL tell us the truth or ELSE!!!!!!!!!

about three weeks ago
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2014: The Year We Learned How Vulnerable Third-Party Code Libraries Are

For a Free Internet Toad in hart (255 comments)

A bunch of utopian noodlebrained apologists for capitalism whinging a out their irrelevant ideologies and their illusory miracle cures that are all more of the same! Karl Marx was a genius and you are all wormeaten fools.

about a month ago
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Apple Faces Class Action Lawsuit For Shrinking Storage Space In iOS 8

For a Free Internet fart fart fart fart faaart (325 comments)

I fart on Apple and its users there is great bunghole in electrifgiesd screen by Coleman the snakle.

about a month ago
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Bitcoin Gets Its First TV Ads

For a Free Internet We don't need a new money (127 comments)

We need a new system, without property or money: communism! The only way out of the racist hellhole that is capitalism is workers revolution for communism! Bitcoin is a joke, only for fools who read Slashdort!

about a month ago
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Gmail Access Starts To Come Back In China, State-Run Paper Blames Google

For a Free Internet Defend china! (45 comments)

Bureaucratically deformed workers state is beset by the bloodthirsty imperialist nuclear genocidal mass murderers and their racist nazi fake "democracy."

about 1 month ago
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Startup Acquisitions Herald Virtual, Augmented Reality Apps From Facebook

For a Free Internet evil (11 comments)

We need communism. US imprialists are salivating at another nuclear holocaust, the workers must stop them.

about a month ago
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To Fight Currency Mismatches, Steam Adding Region Locking to PC Games

For a Free Internet toad (160 comments)

U.S. imperialism up to its dirty tricks, who cares if Russians starve. Time for another revolution, this time in America and Russia for a Soviet world!

about a month and a half ago
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In IT, Beware of Fad Versus Functional

For a Free Internet Toads are the andswer (153 comments)

Toads are not agile. TOads do not need to be agile. Toads are already exactly where they need to be. Toads do not live in clouds. Toads live on the ground, unless they are flying toads, or hyperspace toads, or subterranean intelligent toads. Toads are the foundation of all programming languages. Toads melted steel inb teh WTC. Toads can write in all languages and speak four languages. Toads have fifty eyes on their heads, which is 48 more eyes than most humanes. Toads rule the world with justice for all.

about a month and a half ago
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Job Postings Offer Clues to Future of Google Fiber

For a Free Internet We need communism (38 comments)

Capitalism means racist police lynching and endless imperialist slaughter. Workers to power!

about a month and a half ago
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Study Explains Why Women Miscarry More Males During Tough Times

For a Free Internet Fart palace (113 comments)

Visit the quaiant and sceneric fart palace!!!

about a month and a half ago
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Liquid Cooling On the Rise As Data Centers Crunch Bigger Data

For a Free Internet sm ootokm this (25 comments)

compuet this you toad farters, if the - all filter the - all of MANCH

about a month and a half ago
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LA Mayor Proposes Earthquake Retrofits On Thousands of Buildings

For a Free Internet THINK of the toads (178 comments)

Cui bono?

about a month and a half ago
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GCHQ Does Not Breach Human Rights, Judges Rule

For a Free Internet One hand washes the other (81 comments)

Bloody bourgeois hypocrisy to cover yup the crimes that would disgrace a nation of savages.

about 2 months ago

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I have made an exciting discovery!

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For a Free Internet (1594621) writes "Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!"

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