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Blowing On Money To Tell If It Is Counterfeit

For a Free Internet Under communism we won't need money (112 comments)

Everything will be free. Workers of the world, unite! Youth have nothing to lose but your chains, you have a world to win!!!!!!

3 days ago
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HYREL 3-D Printers Were Developed by 3-D Printer Users (Video)

For a Free Internet Slashvertisement (55 comments)

This is a toad post.

about two weeks ago
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Android 5.0 'Lollipop' vs. iOS 8: More Similar Than Ever

For a Free Internet Re: Toad City (177 comments)

You can poke your eye with a stick and take lots of drugs and have boring sex if you want.

about two weeks ago
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Android 5.0 'Lollipop' vs. iOS 8: More Similar Than Ever

For a Free Internet Toad City (177 comments)

android is Dead. GNU Phone is the freedom of the future, in communism. Workers to power!!!!!!

about two weeks ago
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Drone Sightings Near Other Aircraft Up Dramatically

For a Free Internet Thank ypou for your comments, fool! (132 comments)

I am BOB, the lieuenant secretary and steady boy friend of LAURA, the great gran-marshall-for-life and shining light and inspiratiojn of the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET. We valiant partisans of the CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET will not change our tune to please the passing moods of the wretched, blood-thirsty, small-minded idiot readership of Slashdort or its equally wretched, filthy, shit-eating moderators. We speak the truth, no matter what!

about two weeks ago
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Drone Sightings Near Other Aircraft Up Dramatically

For a Free Internet Are they drones? (132 comments)

Or are they remote-controlled Italian hyperspace toads being flown by Wi-Fi signals from an evil stealth Toad satellite over Chicago?

about two weeks ago
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Revolutionary New View of Baby Planets Forming Around a Star

For a Free Internet How can you be sure they are planets? (91 comments)

They are spo f0oekwdms faijkfe

They are so fare aeware, how do you know theryhen are nbot SPACE TOADS?

about two weeks ago
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Ask Slashdot: Minimizing Oil and Gas Dependency In a Central European City?

For a Free Internet Communism is the only solution (250 comments)

Form a soviet government!!!!!

about two weeks ago
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Khrushchev's 1959 Visit To IBM

For a Free Internet IBM has toads in its hat (54 comments)

THe electrical breakdown of IBM's anti- toad android defense spere has allowed Stebe Martube to attack your horny panties with a duplicated space toAD.

about three weeks ago
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France Investigating Mysterious Drone Activity Over 7 Nuclear Power Plant Sites

For a Free Internet France will never surrender (128 comments)

France will never surrenter to the hyperspace toade army of toad drones invadings uits neuclare space ifver the nuclearet okakjnbws plantjmsa pmy butt!

about three weeks ago
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Location of Spilled Oil From 2010 Deepwater Horizon Event Found

For a Free Internet FALSE! (73 comments)

Capitalism is to blame. Join the CFAFI today under the brilliant all-seeing leadership of president for life LAURA, my girlfriend.

about three weeks ago
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Location of Spilled Oil From 2010 Deepwater Horizon Event Found

For a Free Internet Toad in Hat Removal Service (73 comments)

Are you worried about Toads in your Hat or Hats? Are you worried about Toads in your woman's hat(s)? Don't lose sleep. Leave it to the pros. Call 1-888-TOAD-HAT, and tell a toad to hit the road!

about three weeks ago
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Tetris Is Hard To Test

For a Free Internet No you can't (169 comments)

ARE YOU CONCERNED about toads in yoiur hat? Not sure where to turn? Get peace of mind, call 1-888-TOAD-HAT. Tell a toad to hit the road.

about a month ago
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Microsoft, Ask.com, Oracle Latest To Be Sued Over No-Poach Deal

For a Free Internet Smash capitalism! (47 comments)

Workers to power!

about 1 month ago
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Raspberry Pi Founder Demos Touchscreen Display For DIY Kits

For a Free Internet toad in hat (81 comments)

If you have the Rasberey Pi you hacve a toad in your hat because it is eliminatory caucus in rounbd of anal waste.

about 1 month ago
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Bill Gates: Piketty's Attack on Income Inequality Is Right

For a Free Internet You are an idiot (839 comments)

"Nordic capitalism" is an overrated historical conjuncture that has already passed. A few crumbs were thrown to the workers to stabilize what were to be bulwarks in the war of counterrevolution against the Soviet Union. Meanwhile the Scandinavian imperialist cartels raked in mega profits from the arms and oil industries. Those days, which were never that great (especially if you weren't of the right race/ethnicity!) are gone forever.

Idiots who prate about different "varieties" of capitalism that can be supposedly "chosen" arbitrarily by some policy decision are idiots who know nothing about the bloody, murderous, unreformable system that they defend

about a month ago
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Bill Gates: Piketty's Attack on Income Inequality Is Right

For a Free Internet Picketty is a reformist twit (839 comments)

No wonder Gates likes him, Pickety defends capitalism while peddling nonsense "reforms" to an unreformable, historically outmoded system in its death throes. Only the dictatorship of the proletariat can rescue humankind. Return to tthe road of Lenin and Trotsky's October Revolution!

about a month ago
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Infinite Browser Universe Manyland Hits 8 Million Placed Blocks

For a Free Internet Re: Toad block (67 comments)

Incorrect. Toad block does not need to flit about, toad block is already in the optimal position. Noothing will move toad block.

about a month and a half ago
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Infinite Browser Universe Manyland Hits 8 Million Placed Blocks

For a Free Internet Toad block (67 comments)

The toad block rules them all with its quick, grabbming tongue and its webbed fets.

about a month and a half ago

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I have made an exciting discovery!

For a Free Internet For a Free Internet writes  |  more than 3 years ago

For a Free Internet (1594621) writes "Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!"

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