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Raspberry Pi-Compatible Development Board Released

For a Free Internet Attention Cow-Ard (43 comments)

Sir, your key board may be malfunctioning on the "S" key, please debug it before transmitting any more bits on the inter-Net. Also your mother is a toad.

yesterday
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Raspberry Pi-Compatible Development Board Released

For a Free Internet But does it run Windowes? (43 comments)

Windowes is the standard Operating System (OS) for microcomputers and anything that does not run the standard is just a toy or a curiosity.

yesterday
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UK To Allow Driverless Cars By January

For a Free Internet They are NOT driverless (177 comments)

Stop this charade. All cars have drivers by definition. "Driverless" cars are driven by kilomatrices of embedded, all-seeing microtoads, which are in a mesh network coordinated via energy rays by the intergalactic harmonic Italian toads from Italy. Do you want to be driven around by toad drones loyal, not to our Leader Obama, but to some Italian amphibian mutant? I didn't think so. TAKE THE WHEEL, MEN!

yesterday
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Dear Museums: Uploading Your Content To Wikimedia Commons Just Got Easier

For a Free Internet fFart museum (24 comments)

I curate a useum of antique, moderm and postmoderm farts and offer nasal tours every hour on hte hour senior citizen and stufint half rice all fardts are copyproected and amarzing.

2 days ago
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Apple Acquires "Pandora For Books" Booklamp For $15 Million

For a Free Internet Danger: toad in hat! (26 comments)

Apple is well known to be a front for the harmonic space toads who will prevent us from reading good authors and will fill our heads with vomit green mush to smooth the way for their anal takeover of the planet.

4 days ago
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The Truth About Solar Storms

For a Free Internet SOalr storms are caused by Jerry (90 comments)

He should be more responsible and stop blaspheming. The sea anenome is a powerful creature adapted to extreme pressures and smells.

5 days ago
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Switching From Microsoft Office To LibreOffice Saves Toulouse 1 Million Euros

For a Free Internet Enjoy crumpets (292 comments)

For a May '68 that goes all the way! For internaional socialist revolution!

5 days ago
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'Optical Fiber' Made Out of Thin Air

For a Free Internet America is Booming on Toads (115 comments)

Hello fellow internet champions. America is at a turning point and you and I know that it has to do with toads and Slashdort. But what you might not know is the signal importance of Italiy in all this. Italiy is involved in the highest levels of Slashdort. Most of Slashdort's editors are Italian operatives. I should know: I am Italian and I know everything about Italiy and its army of harmonic toads poised to sap the moral fiber of Kentucky and other states. Remember, B-flat or B-sharp! But no other keys are permitted untiol we get the toad problem under control with the aid of JESUS and HAM SANDWICJRS.

about a week ago
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Method Rapidly Reconstructs Animal's Development Cell By Cell

For a Free Internet Tremerndous (39 comments)

Israel out of the occupied territories!

about two weeks ago
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Appeals Court Affirms Old Polaroid Patent Invalid

For a Free Internet Time for communism! (45 comments)

First soup, then COMMUNISM, then ducks are all polyphonic in my upper regiols of yhear.

about two weeks ago
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Math, Programming, and Language Learning

For a Free Internet Toad in Hat (241 comments)

Sir, you have a toad in your hat.

about two weeks ago
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Taking Great Ideas From the Lab To the Fab

For a Free Internet Communism is the only solution (19 comments)

Capitalism is dying, we need a planned economy under workers control. All power to the soviets!!!!

about two weeks ago
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NIF Compresses Diamonds With 50 Million Atmospheres of Pressure

For a Free Internet Million robort toad (81 comments)

The winning comnbination of toads and the robotes wiil the strakeopoport pf popoe! vDUCK WONN!

about two weeks ago
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The Least They Could Do: Amazon Charges 1 Cent To Meet French Free Shipping Ban

For a Free Internet Toad Mensheviks (309 comments)

Toad stink bug breakfast bird of cick! I hate mornting boteds movie in sdace the4rdtgfc pranCE of devils obn cock mutton!

about three weeks ago
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Lyft's New York Launch Halted By Restraining Order

For a Free Internet It's toad time! (92 comments)

Gentlemen and lady! Check your hats! Examine closely all hats! Do not feead the toads! Do not stroke the toads! Do not bake the toads or take the toads home with you or leave them in between the paasages of a book or brgain over melons with the toads or get a haircut from an old Italian barber or a Chinaman with the toads! Beware toads and all other amphibians and some species of reptile! Beware the eyes of the toads and also his doctorate! And his fumigante! Communism! Radical freedom! Toad purposefully into the future!

about three weeks ago
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The Pentagon's $399 Billion Plane To Nowhere

For a Free Internet Good! (364 comments)

It was a great thing that the U.S. imperialists were defeated by the Vietnamese workers and peasants. If it weren't for Vietnam kicking U.S. imperialist ass, women here wouldn't have the right to abortion and the racist death penalty would be even more widespread. Every defeat for U.S. imperialism is a victory for the workers and oppressed in America and around the worlr. But while this is a gratifying empbarrassment for the bloody war pigs, the only force more powedrful than U.S. imperialism is the international working class and, crucially, its U.S. division. For a Soviet America!

about three weeks ago
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Oklahoma's Earthquakes Linked To Fracking

For a Free Internet Has anyone seen my shoes (154 comments)

I left them somewhere around here and now everything is the color purple.

about three weeks ago
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Researchers Create Walking, Muscle-Powered Biobots

For a Free Internet -1 OFF TOPIC (33 comments)

This is a serious techniqual discussion bored. GTFO troll coward, the big girls are talking science here.

about a month ago
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Researchers Create Walking, Muscle-Powered Biobots

For a Free Internet Prior Art (33 comments)

I produce biobots in my uterus! Hahahahahahahahaha Slashdort nerds you will never beat me.

about a month ago

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I have made an exciting discovery!

For a Free Internet For a Free Internet writes  |  more than 2 years ago

For a Free Internet (1594621) writes "Folks, recently I discovered proof of what I've suspected for a longtime: I am GOD. That explains why the world is so f***ed up, because people are not worshiping me enough, so they become mean, greedy, ugly and unlucky, and they get old and die. Folks, start worshipping me and things will get better, I promise!!!!!"

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