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Pain-Free Animals Could Take Suffering Out of Farming

FungusCannon One step closer... (429 comments)

'The waiter approached. "Would you like to see the menu?" he said, "or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day?" "Huh?" said Ford. "Huh?" said Arthur. "Huh?" said Trillian. "That's cool," said Zaphod, "we'll meet the meat." '

about 5 years ago

Ten Things We Still Don't Understand About Humans

FungusCannon Re:Nose picking? (397 comments)

I think the author equates nose picking with eating one's boogers, Mucophagy. I would really like to know why people do THAT.

It's a convenient way to get rid of it. Seriously!

more than 5 years ago

DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy

FungusCannon Damn AIs with acronyms (140 comments)

"Open the document, CALO." "I'm sorry, Bill, I'm afraid I cannot do that."

more than 5 years ago

Teen strip-search ruled unconstitutional

FungusCannon Hmm... (1 comments)

Why is it considered a felony for a 13-year-old girl to send nude pictures of herself to her "friends", but it isn't a felony (quite the opposite) for some crusty old police officers to strip her naked and inspect her for bringing prescription drugs to school?

more than 5 years ago

First Images of Memories Being Made

FungusCannon Safe for now (71 comments)

As long as they can't actually SEE memories, I'm safe.

more than 5 years ago

US Plans To Bulldoze 50 Shrinking Cities

FungusCannon Err... (806 comments)

I think I recall doing this in SimCity. A lot. :S

more than 5 years ago

EU Fusion Experiment's Financial Woes Get More Concrete

FungusCannon Tokamak? (173 comments)

Why tokamak? Why don't they try out polywell or inertial confinement (LASERS!) fusion?

more than 5 years ago

The Next Ad You Click May Be a Virus

FungusCannon People actually... (226 comments) on ads?

more than 5 years ago

Firefox 3.1 Beta 2 Adds Private Browsing

FungusCannon No Ctrl-Tab? (216 comments)

How am I supposed to use private browsing without Control-Tab?

more than 5 years ago

Broadcom Crams 802.11n, Bluetooth, and FM Onto a Single Chip

FungusCannon Linux (174 comments)

Does this mean I'll have to chop up the Windows driver to get the firmware for this chip? I hate doing that.

more than 5 years ago

10 Years of Half-Life

FungusCannon Poor crowbar... (182 comments)

No recognition for Crowbar?

more than 5 years ago

Windows Breaks Into Supercomputer Top 10

FungusCannon Crysis (294 comments)

Yes! Now I can finally run Crysis on full settings!

more than 5 years ago

American Nerd

FungusCannon Ferraris... (240 comments)

Who here goes to parties and drives Ferraris?

more than 5 years ago

Secure OS Gets Highest NSA Rating, Goes Commercial

FungusCannon Takes a load off my mind (352 comments)

Now I don't have to wonder if a supersonic nuclear-capable strategic bomber is running Windows. I can finally get a good night's sleep.

more than 5 years ago

A Third of Mars Could Have Been Underwater

FungusCannon To prove it... (167 comments)

It's gonna be a pain in the ass to get one of those rovers up to 88 miles per hour.

more than 5 years ago

Boycott Novell Protesters Manhandled In India

FungusCannon Yep (360 comments)

Communists are assholes.

more than 5 years ago



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