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ESA Shows Off Quadcopter Landing Concept For Mars Rovers

FunkyRider Those rotor blades have no air to move! (104 comments)

Title says it all. I don't know what kind of dumbass would come up with this idea, but on Mars, your rotor blade would need to be spinning at like 150000 RPM to barely generate any lift.

about two weeks ago
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Mysterious Disease May Be Carried by the Wind

FunkyRider Re:China, whodda thunk? (72 comments)

Like toxic you who came out of yo mama's shithole!

about 2 months ago
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The Ultimate Anti-Action Online Game: Waiting In Line 3D

FunkyRider YO DAWG! (94 comments)

We heard you like waiting in line so we put a waiting in line game on yo phone so you can play waiting in line while you waiting in line!

about 8 months ago
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Docker 0.7 Runs On All Linux Distributions

FunkyRider Re:Docker is pretty cool (88 comments)

But have you paid your windows and office license fee?

about 8 months ago
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China Creates Air Defence Zone Over Japan-Controlled Islands, Issues War Threat

FunkyRider Re:Only partly joking... (519 comments)

Oh stupid yankees how ignorant can you get?!

about 7 months ago
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Xbox One Controller Cost Over $100 Million To Develop

FunkyRider What a waste... (206 comments)

Of money!

about 8 months ago
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Do You Need Headphones While Working?

FunkyRider I use the headphone only when... (262 comments)

The colleague next desk sucks his thumb so laud that everyone else starts tearing their hair off...

about 9 months ago
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Gold Nanoparticles Help Red Blood Cells Deliver Drugs

FunkyRider First Post! (36 comments)

From using red blood cell loaded drugs!!!

more than 2 years ago
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Next-gen Game Controllers Tug At Thumb Tips

FunkyRider Could it be possible that (77 comments)

It pulls too hard and break your thumb? ouch!

more than 2 years ago
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FTC Attorney Joins Microsoft

FunkyRider First post! (123 comments)

M$ still sucks ass!

more than 2 years ago
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Mouse Sperm Cells Grown In Vitro

FunkyRider Missing tag: (121 comments)

whatcouldpossiblygowrong. Shit, I ain't gonna let a mouse fuck my wife, be it having my testicle or not!

more than 2 years ago
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Undersea Neutrino Observatory To Be Second-Largest Human Structure

FunkyRider Obliq hole in the bottom of the sea (120 comments)

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a hole There's a hole There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck There's a speck There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

more than 2 years ago
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Your Tech Skills Have a Two Year Half-Life

FunkyRider Re:My skill set (289 comments)

Now take a look at my ability set! I can do: eating, drinking, sleeping and having sex! take that you old soft Dickinson! MUHAHAHA

more than 2 years ago
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Your Tech Skills Have a Two Year Half-Life

FunkyRider Re:My skill set (289 comments)

That's so average-joe, everybody can do those!

more than 2 years ago
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Chinese Want To Capture an Asteroid

FunkyRider Re:One more thing China (481 comments)

Americanos: *Stop being self centered jerkys

more than 2 years ago
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25,000 Danish Hospital Staff Moving To LibreOffice

FunkyRider Very soon Microsoft will step in.... (247 comments)

And offer some tasty rebate to the headquarter, then soon they will claim LibreOffice is "not teh de-facto" and "not secure" and switching back to Microsoft Office 2010. That is.

more than 2 years ago
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Miguel De Icaza Forms New Mono Company: Xamarin

FunkyRider Re:That's Nice Grandpa (286 comments)

Really? You can say that again when a $1b patent infringement fine got slapped on your face.

more than 3 years ago
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Book Review: BackTrack 4: Assuring Security by Penetration Testing

FunkyRider Yesterday.... (51 comments)

I penetrated your mom, twice!

more than 3 years ago

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