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GNAA announces switch to Windows Vista
fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally
be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the
past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but
growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to
declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire
infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not
going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax
said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red
Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure
to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process
which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based
desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and
a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when
the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last
Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse
development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having
statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky,
visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on
that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said
Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow
are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu
compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed
applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows
Vista will come off without a hitch."
The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors.
His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.
About Windows Vista:
The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista
combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of
those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast,
ultra-stable computing platform.
About Red Hat:
A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while
giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from
the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of
contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red
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