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How 4H Is Helping Big Ag Take Over Africa

HanzoSpam Re:4H is bad for your resume (377 comments)

Given that the left hates anything that has anything to do with normal home/family environments, I doubt they're going to be taking that as a ringing endorsement.

about 3 months ago

Reno Selected For Tesla Motors Battery Factory

HanzoSpam Re:California Betrayed (157 comments)

Bloom off the rose? There are few things that give me greater pleasure than seeing a leftist parasite howling because it's been deprived of it's host. Go Tesla!

about 5 months ago

Battle of the Heavy Lift Rockets

HanzoSpam Re:Competition is good. (211 comments)

With apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the student march that night;
The quads were filled with rent-a-cops and not a picket sign in sight;
With Cooney busted for possession, and Barrows, the riot laws;
A sickly silence fell upon the supporters of The Cause.

A straggling few got up to go, in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which "springs eternal in the human breast;"
They thought, If only Gay Ol Olsoc could be rallying that mob,
We'd put up even money now, with Ol Olsoc at the quads.

But Flynn preceded Ol Olsoc, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a no-good and the latter was a fake;
Forlorn, that stricken multitude discouraged by the odds,
For there seemed but little chance of Ol Olsoc's getting to the quads.

But Flynn let fly a bottle, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despised, set a bomb off in the hall,
And when the dust had lifted and men saw what had occurred,
Jimmy beaned the Dean of Students, while the bombed out library burned.

Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell,
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell,
A Harley roared up from the street, and was tearing up the sod,
And Ol Olsoc, Gay Ol Olsoc, was advancing through the quads.

There was ease in Ol Olsoc's manner as he wheeled into his place;
There was pride in Ol Olsoc's bearing and a smile on Ol Olsoc's face,
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly gave a nod,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt `twas Gay Ol Olsoc at the quads.

Ten thousand eyes were on him as he gunned the throttle loud;
Five thousand tongues applauded as he signaled to the crowd.
And while the nervous officers grabbed the night sticks from their hips,
Defiance gleamed in Ol Olsoc's eye, a sneer curled Ol Olsoc's lip.

And now a can of tear gas came hurtling through the air,
And Ol Olsoc stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there,
Close by the haughty Ol Olsoc , the can unheeded sped --
"That ain't my style," said Ol Olsoc . "Break it up!" the coppers said.

From the streets, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm waves on a stern and distant shore.
"Kill them; kill the pigs!" shouted someone from the mob;--
And Ol Olsoc guns his engine, and wipes-out on the lawn.

With a fist of protest shaking, Ol Olsoc's visage shone;
He jumped back on his Harley; he bade the march go on;
The Harley takes off through the quads, 'till it hits a vicious bump;
And Ol Olsoc sails through the air, landing smack upon his rump.

"Fascists!" he screeched, "Capitalist, Imperialist, Racist, Sexist pigs!"
"If I must I'll ride a tricycle, but we'll have this march - you dig?"
They saw his face grow stern and cold; they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Gay Ol Olsoc wouldn't lose that bike again!

The sneer is gone from Ol Olsoc's lip; his teeth are clenched in hate;
He sniffs with cruel derision as he lets go of the brake.
And now he throws it into first, the clutch he now he lets go,
And now the air is shattered as the bike takes off - alone.

Oh! somewhere there's a campus town where they drum and chant all night.
They protest for the rain forest, and demand the polar bear’s rights.
And somewhere bongs are being passed, and somewhere radicals shout;
But there is no joy at Old State U -- Gay Ol Olsoc has Wiped Out!

about 4 months ago

Geographic Segregation By Education

HanzoSpam Re:this is a good thing (230 comments)

So if you could remake the world you would be a serf? Because under feudalism that's your only choice, and it doesn't matter how smart you are or how hard you work, your circumstance will NEVER improve.

If I were a serf, I'd be obliged to pay the landowner 1/3 of what I produced on his land. Given that I now pay considerably greater percentage than that in various taxes, serfdom doesn't look like that bad of a deal. My circumstances then, as now, would be determined by how well I made use of the resources at my disposal.

If you're under the delusion that YOU would fare differently because you're (ahem) *special*, realize that what enables that delusion is the democracy and equality GIVEN to you by previous generations of socially conscious activists.

The only thing your democracy and equality have produced is a society where the parasites to vote themselves a living out of the pockets of the productive. Repeat after me: All men are not created equal. Never have been, never will be.

There are only so many chairs at the top, and NONE of them have your name on it peasant.

Neither mine or yours, either then or now. What of it?

about 7 months ago

Geographic Segregation By Education

HanzoSpam Re:this is a good thing (230 comments)

"Equality" is the most evil word ever introduced into political discourse. Followed closely by "democracy".

As for income equality, I'll note the feudalism was a stable political structure for over a thousand years. How's liberal democracy looking after 200 and change?

about 7 months ago

When Beliefs and Facts Collide

HanzoSpam Re:quelle surprise (725 comments)

What is its opposite to which you refer? If you are looking for an example of people disbelieving science when it conflicts with their own religious or political views, what is the scientific doctrine that Democrats typically reject?

Ask Scientific American.

about 7 months ago

Algorithm-Generated Articles Won't Kill the Journalism Star

HanzoSpam What a shame (29 comments)

The AP's announcement that software will write the majority of its earnings reports, argues The Atlantic's Joe Pinsker, doesn't foretell the end of journalism

What a shame.

about 7 months ago

Is Mobile Broadband a Luxury Or a Human Right?

HanzoSpam Re:A Luxury (332 comments)

You know how it works. Provide a leftist with a service, and in a week he's calling it a human right.

more than 2 years ago

To Encourage Biking, Lose the Helmets

HanzoSpam Re:But that's not the real problem. (1651 comments)


Cycling was as common when I was a kid as it is now. But cycle helmets were not mandatory then. By your logic, cycling should have got less popular over time. It hasnt.

Where I live (US), it's certainly less popular. When I was a kid, people, and mostly other kids, would cycle everywhere. Every kid I knew had a bicycle, and it was their primary form of transportation. Now, I rarely see someone cycling, and when I do, it's usually an adult, and usually on a designated bike trail, not on the streets or sidewalks.

That's not just an anecdotal observation on my part either. I no longer see bike racks installed for parking bikes near schools or stores anymore, they used to be common. If you watch any old children's TV shows from the '50s or '60s, you can see how ingrained the bicycle was in the culture (almost as common as smoking!).

Of course, in those days when you wanted to ride your bike, you just jumped on it and off you went. If we'd had to dress up like quarterbacks every time we wanted to run to the store or a friend's house, we probably would have lost our taste for bicycling, too.

more than 2 years ago

DNC Salute to Vets Featured Backdrop Of Russian Warships

HanzoSpam Says who? (218 comments)

What makes you think it was a mistake?

more than 2 years ago

Federal Judge Says No Right To Secret Ballot, OKs Barcoded Ballots

HanzoSpam Re:Federal Judges Need to Go Back to School (584 comments)

They have no understanding of constitutional law. The constitution does now lay out our rights... we have our rights with or without the constitution. The constitution was meant to restrain the government. Since a few people thought that enumerating some of our rights explicitly in the Bill of Rights was a good idea, some how the foolish judges have the idea that if they weren't explicitly enumerated that they do not exist.

That may be true. OTOH, that doesn't necessarily mean anything you care to pull out of your ass is a right.

more than 2 years ago

Ask Slashdot: Where Should a Geek's Charitable Donations Go?

HanzoSpam Re:Altruism... (263 comments)

Education is a broad category...

Indeed it is. If you're looking for a broad, you can't beat the local community college!

more than 2 years ago

White House Finalizes 54.5 MPG Fuel Efficiency Standard

HanzoSpam Re:CAFE Kills (1184 comments)

As long as we're gonna be legislating technical advances into existence, I'd like to request that congress passes legislation requiring a warp drive is developed by 2020.

more than 2 years ago

Bill "The Science Guy" Nye Says Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children

HanzoSpam Who's "we", kimosabe? (1774 comments)

'I say to the grownups, if you want to deny evolution and live in your world, in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can — we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems.'

I love the arrogant presumption that my children are a public resource at the collective's disposal. The last I checked, they were individuals entitled to pursue happiness in any way that suited them, not resources at Mr. Nye's disposal tasked with building whatever kind of world he wants to live in. Maybe they have other ideas about what kind of world they want to live in?

Assholes like this guy worry me a lot more than any creationist.

more than 2 years ago

Let the Campaign Edit Wars Begin

HanzoSpam Re:If Obama's BIRTH can be an issue (571 comments)

Many Democrats were disenchanted with Obama and probably wouldn't have come out to vote for him again in the fall. But stacking him up against an insane-right-wing Ayn Rand ideologue who wants to abolish Medicare and Social Security to give tax cuts to the wealthy is a pretty fucking great way to motivate them.

Yes, because nothing scares a Democrat quite like the possibility of being forced to take his hand out of other people's pockets.

more than 2 years ago

IBM Reportedly Eyeing RIM's Enterprise Services Unit

HanzoSpam Re:Pity the first-world RIM workers (15 comments)

Posting as AC because I'm still in the business and it wasn't so long ago that IBM was up the chain from my paycheck.

If IBM acquires this division, expect all first-world workers to be downsized systematically while forced to train their third-world replacements under threat of not receiving their severance packages.

Indeed. Here it is, right from the horses mouth.

more than 2 years ago

NASA Scientist: Heat Waves Really Are From Global Warming

HanzoSpam Re:Hansen again? (605 comments)

Hansen is the kind of scientist that lends legitimacy to the proposition that scientist is a political activist that also wants to take credit for innovations actually developed by engineers, entrepreneurs and lay inventors.

more than 2 years ago

DHS Best-and-Brightest STEM Program Under Fire

HanzoSpam Re:But businesses don't need a few young geniuses. (108 comments)

We already have 320 million people in this country! I'd really, really be interested in knowing what skill set isn't represented here, such that we need to import it. Yes, I understand that we're discussing highly skilled people here. However, highly skilled isn't necessarily interchangeable with highly in demand. We already have plenty of Ph.D level people in STEM fields currently unemployed. What makes the foreign talent so much more attractive?

more than 2 years ago



New genetic light shed on human evolution

HanzoSpam HanzoSpam writes  |  more than 2 years ago

HanzoSpam (713251) writes "A new genetic study of a group of sub-Saharan peoples has challenged the prevailing view that modern humans emerged from one location in Africa before spreading out across the world. An international research team found that the Khoe and San groups from southern Africa are descendants of the earliest diversification event in the history of modern humans – 100,000 years ago. Instead of localising the origin of modern humans to a single geographic region in Africa, the researchers discovered a complex record of interbreeding and genetic stratification, challenging the view of evolution in one place."
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Elections system pulled from IBM contract

HanzoSpam HanzoSpam writes  |  more than 5 years ago

HanzoSpam (713251) writes "IBM Corp.'s failure to protect state information under an $863 million data center consolidation contract has prompted the Texas secretary of state's office to pull its elections system from the project.

In August, the secretary of state got a "wake-up call" when a server crash led to a 13-day outage of the agency's business records filing system. It exposed serious weaknesses in IBM's ability to recover lost data, said secretary of state spokesman Randall Dillard."

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IBM Biggest Outsourcer of US Jobs

HanzoSpam HanzoSpam writes  |  more than 5 years ago

HanzoSpam writes "Bizcovering notes "Todayâ(TM)s (Sept 15, 2009) the www.Street.com has an article written by James Rogerâ(TM)s entitled, âoeIBM: Best in Classâ- saying CEO Sam Palmisano- has been earning applause for successfully guiding the tech giant through the economic downturn.

But the truth of the matter Palmisano for going on the last five years has been the biggest de-porter of good paying benefit jobs to the BRIC (Brazil, Russia, Indonesia and China) countries. He has crafted the hugest layoff plan over these five years that the nation has ever seen in a 100 + year old technology company, and done it in the most brutal ways possible.""

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Obama Team Considers Cancellation of Aries, Orion

HanzoSpam HanzoSpam writes  |  more than 6 years ago

HanzoSpam (713251) writes "U.S. President-elect Barack Obama's NASA transition team is asking U.S. space agency officials to quantify how much money could be saved by canceling the Ares 1 rocket and scaling back the Orion Crew Exploration Vehicle next year.

Obama pledged during his campaign to inject an additional $2 billion into NASA aimed in part at narrowing the gap between the space shuttle's retirement and the introduction of a successor system. While NASA Administrator Mike Griffin and his senior managers are adamant that Ares and Orion are the right vehicles to fill that role, Obama did not endorse either system by name during his campaign."

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