top Ballmer Says Amazon Isn't a "Real Business"
$2 billion. For the Clippers.
Bezos wants to suck the entire market into the Amazon central economy.
But let us reason together: the distinguishing qualities of both Ballmer and Cuban are that they were both at the right place at the right time. And both are complete pricks.
Bezos is a menace. But Ballmer strikes me as clown and a lackwit.
Is he planning on making back the $2B from the Clippers? Or did he just need his own shiny like Cuban?
top NYPD Is Beta-Testing Google Glass
We have always been at war with your beta.
top Slashdot Tries Something New; Audience Responds!
We have always been at war with your beta.
top Navy To Deploy Lasers On Ship In 2014
Yeah. Hysterical. I will tell my dead grandfather the submariner.
Who helped sink a U-boat.
But you probably do that all the time.
about a year and a half ago
top Senate Bill Rewrite Lets Feds Read Your E-mail Without Warrants
This caused me to login and post for the first time in a long while.
Just spoke to one of Senator Snowe's assistants in the DC office. The assistant was not familiar with HR 2471. I asked that the Senator oppose such legislation. Senator Collins' office in DC only gave me a voicemail...
Called Senator Sanders' office in DC, since Sanders seems to actually understand little things like the Constitution. Sanders' assistant seemed to think that warrantless access was already the norm.
Apparently I woke up in Russia this morning...
Will contact Leahy's office soon. A little less time with Batman movies, Senator Leahy, a little more time guarding the rights of the citizenry.
top Gulf Oil Leak Plugged?
No. Sorry. I can't let this one go.
"Dear Leader" is currently gambling on losing his kidnapped Japanese girls, Playstation and VSOP. Starving, murdering, subjugating and indoctrinating millions to satisfy his own bizarre megalomaniac urges.
On one hand, the President of the United States allowed (...and was limited to allowing...) the qualified private sector engineers and managers to fix the problem that they created.
On the other hand, the President coddles the fascist rightists by keeping Guantanamo open, allowing an idiotic "no-fly" list to continue, and continues to delude himself into thinking that Karzai is the partner for conquering Afghanistan. Teabagger corporatists (do you fall into this group...hmm?) blame the President for inaction on the spill, then scream at the idea of increased regulation and oversight.
The President is flawed. BP, TransOcean, and oh...oh yes...Halliburton are at minimum not properly regulated and most likely corrupt. Kim is an insane tyrant.
You, on the gripping hand, are the beacon of logic and liberty.
top How Do You Handle Your Keys?
I believe you meant to say "d'oh!".
Worst. Nitpicking. Ever.
top On Pennies:
Not for long.
Worst call since Leonidas pre-paid his tee-time at Thermopylae Meadows.
top Mariners Develop High Tech Pirate Repellents
"...to the shores of Tripoli".
One Brigand...One Bullet.
top Is Your Mood a Result of Where You Live?
Another book I have to go read now...
top The Underappreciated Risks of Severe Space Weather
Said the Prophet Heinlein:
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
top Major Cache of Fossils Unearthed In Los Angeles
Dammit...what is the conversion formula for Volkswagens to Library Of Congresses?
Or am I confusing dry weight with volumetric measurement?
Oh...drat...maybe Library Of Congresses only convert into teraGutenbergs?
top NFL's IT Chief Gears Up For His 25th Super Bowl
"Holds it...holds it....HOLDS IT!"
top Sony Teases 3D Playstation 3
"The Nazi's built the best, but fewer..."
In this corner:
V2. Me-262. Sturmgewehr-44.
And in this corner:
Soviet T-34. Supermarine Spitfire. P-51 Mustang D. The B motherfucking -17. Pervasive use of submachineguns by Soviet infantry. Ubiquity of the semiautomatic rifle for American troops: M-1 Garand. The B "Smilin' Joe Fission" -29. The American escort aircraft carrier.
I'm just saying...
top Is the Yellowstone Supervolcano About To Blow?
I'm not trying to rain (ash) on your apocalypse debunking parade, but I seem to recall that there are soil layers throughout the midwest that are meters thick.
Meters thick of ash.
In North America.
So...it might do more than make your shoes dirty.
top 2,100-Year-Old Antikythera Device Recreated In Working Form
You know...that is a funny post.
But I am curious. Has anyone uncovered evidence of more examples of these devices? Is there any clue as to who designed it?
Is it possible that this machine was a breakthrough, one-off prototype, and that its genius inventor went down with the ship? Was the loss of the device a significant blow to the progress of technology?
Or was this an interesting side road that just sort of petered out? I'd be interested to know. Was this a huge loss...or the classical equivalent of the eight-track tape of maritime navigational technology?
top Barack Obama Is One Step Closer To Being President
"strong police: that's the path to low crime"
Wait...wait a moment...I am channeling a response from the Founding Fathers....
Individual liberty and social prosperity are the ONLY solutions to crime.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled delusions.
top Why Use Virtual Memory In Modern Systems?
It's a FESTIVUS miracle.
You insensitive clod.
Where's my aluminum pole?
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