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Favorite "Go!" Phrase?

Hentai Re:MechWarrior (701 comments)

THIS. My kingdom for mod points...

about a month ago
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IeSF Wants International Game Tournaments Segregated By Sex [Updated]

Hentai Cargo-Cult Sociology (221 comments)

"I don't know why it's important for physical sports to have gender segregation, but they do it and people recognize them as legitimate! If we segregate by gender, maybe that's what will make people recognize us as legitimate!"

Just like in programming, this line of thinking clearly translates down to "I have no idea what I'm doing, and I have no idea what the consequences of these choices are, but I'm just going to bang at things until something works or everything breaks."

(Spoiler alert: usually, everything breaks.)

about a month and a half ago
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Chinese Gov't Reveals Microsoft's Secret List of Android-Killer Patents

Hentai Re:When you can't innovate... (140 comments)

Burning the bridges the trolls live under? Patent reform? Thorough review of ALL patents to see if they make sense? Force Microsoft to disclose ALL patents they feel might be infringed?

All of this would require a MASSIVE amount of lobbying to accomplish, and therefore a MASSIVE amount of money.

How do you currently get massive amounts of money?

Therefore, what incentive do people who currently have massive amount of money have, to make the changes you propose?

about 2 months ago
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"Super Bananas" May Save Millions of Lives In Africa

Hentai Re:And hippies will protest it (396 comments)

No, becasue the only food they can afford is salt laden fatty food.
Remember most pore people work full time jobs and still are at the poverty line. So no time, and not money, and limited education.

And massively high cortisol stress levels, which - when combined with the food desert - will muck up people's metabolism in short order.

about 2 months ago
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Tesla Releases Electric Car Patents To the Public

Hentai Re:Trust but verify (211 comments)

You know, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty tinfoil sheets together for you ungrateful sons of bitches, and all I hear is criticize, criticize, criticize!

about 2 months ago
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Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerds

Hentai Re:Yeah, but.... (1198 comments)

> But the real problem is this, and this is what most people don't get: Many nerds do not step in and stop their fellow nerds if they are creating a hostile environment, or otherwise make it clear to the few that certain behaviours are unacceptable, and most nerds are oblivious to what women and other minorities face in the community from the actions of the few.

Because when we do, we're accused (by that woman) of "White Knighting". And sometimes legitimately - there's a LOT of false signalling going on when the stakes are this high (and when reproduction AND pack dynamics are involved, the stakes are ALWAYS high).

There's a LOT of misogynistic jerks out there. But there's also a LOT of role-confusion and conflicting signals about what we're supposed to do about it.

The tumbler Social Justice Warriors have some damn good, highly valid points - but they're expressing them in pretty toxic and unhelpful ways.

The MRA movement also has a few damn good, highly valid points - but they're expressing them in pretty toxic and unhelpful ways.

And the narcissistic sociopaths stand in the middle, egging both sides on, because chaos is fun, and tears are delicious.

And each time one side presents a toxic, unhelpful argument, it makes the other side that less capable of presenting their side in non-toxic and helpful ways - because coalition politics are buried pretty deeply inside our monkey-brains.

about 2 months ago
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Mayday Anti-PAC On Its Second Round of Funding

Hentai Re:interesting (247 comments)

Actually, there's a term for that: It's called "Poe's Law".

about 2 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai Re:Not a programmer's problem, a managerial one (183 comments)

man, I would LOVE to work somewhere that has an actual legal department. The best I've seen is "the CEO-owner's brother, who got a law degree at a fly-by-night university".

about 4 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai Re:Not a programmer's problem, a managerial one (183 comments)

Scenario: You're writing firmware for a "smart" chargeable battery. Multiple cellphone manufacturers will use your company's batteries. Also, you can reasonably expect that several non-cellphone uses will arise. The battery has a high energy density, and therefore a nonzero chance of fire / explosion if improperly charged. Shortcuts were taken in hardware safety because "we can just make the software not allow those situations". Some of those situations are difficult-to-impossible to disallow without compromising some of the battery's key marketing features. You know there will be edge cases where someone will do something plausible, but not-technically-correct, with your battery - and you know that in a few of those edge cases, they will get a face full of hot intercalated lithium. Your boss has misrepresented your capability to find solutions to impossible problems, so now you're on the spot.

Who do you "call personally" in that scenario? Each of the five million or so end users? Or each of the cellphone and RC quad copter manufacturers on your boss's boss's marketing VP's supply-chain list?

about 4 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai Re:What computer science? There is no CS here. (183 comments)

You know what's funny? I've fought THAT battle, too. I used to twitch every time I had to call what I did "Computer Science", or talk about "paradigms", or "cloud-based solutions", or whatever.

At a certain point, I just gave up. People will call things whatever they want to call them, and I do not have the political power to enforce accurate terminology. So I either get with the program, or get constantly corrected by PHBs.

And apparently, even when I DO get with the program, I STILL get corrected - but by pedantic programmers, instead.

about 4 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai Re:Cop Out (183 comments)

Well, here's the thing:

I've gone ahead and walked. A few times, in fact.

The employer always just finds someone else to do the job, and I wind up with a reputation of "difficult to work with".

I've literally starved for my ethics. Have you?

about 4 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai Re:Not a programmer's problem, a managerial one (183 comments)

And when you know for a fact that those instructions will be handled by a department that is not interested in communicating honestly with the customer, especially if doing so might convey a sense that the product is dangerous?

about 4 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai Re:Ethics v. Morals (183 comments)

It's not a fallacy, because we use words and correlations between words to convey nuance. Otherwise things get so slippery that you can claim you meant anything.

about 4 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai Re:Not a programmer's problem, a managerial one (183 comments)

To a computer programmer, ethics is dead code, and I mean that in a good way. It takes effort to do wrong, and money to add the ethically problematic features -- and the only person who makes that happen is your boss.

Not necessarily - imagine software that controls a physical device, which has safety concerns. There's a simple and elegant check that can be performed that catches 90% of the dangerous use-cases, or there's a really hideously complex set of layered checks that will catch 99% of them. You have two days to ship or you're fired. Which do you include?

about 4 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai Re:Ethics v. Morals (183 comments)

Other way around, actually. 'Morals' -> 'mores', which is about customs and expected public behaviors; 'ethics' -> 'ethos', which is about internal guiding principles.

about 4 months ago
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The Ethical Dilemmas Today's Programmers Face

Hentai I've grappled with the ethics of CS for 20 years.. (183 comments)

And every employer I've developed code for has told me the same thing: shut up and get back to work.

Ultimately, in order to address the ethical considerations of programming, we would need a work culture that supports it. Otherwise it simply becomes another "know which side your bread is buttered on" lesson.

about 4 months ago
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Mathematical Proof That the Cosmos Could Have Formed Spontaneously From Nothing

Hentai Re:If you make this a proof of God... (612 comments)

Okay, well, the root post of this discussion - the one I first responded to, said:

Conway's game of life creatures became sentient.
They discovered they are made of cells.
They said "Look, THE INFINITESIMAL CELL is always created from NOTHING. If things happens FROM NOTHING, there is NO NEED FOR A CREATOR, so THERE IS NO CREATOR, and besides NOBODY ever witnessed something different THAN THE DETERMINISTIC APPLICATION OF RULES. How smart are we?"

So the guy at the PC said to himself "Thank you for nothing, guys" and went making himself coffee.

My response was to that scenario. If you're going to stop engaging with that scenario, do so explicitly, rather than trying to sneak in assumptions that are impossible in that scenario just to score points.

about 4 months ago
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Mathematical Proof That the Cosmos Could Have Formed Spontaneously From Nothing

Hentai Re:If you make this a proof of God... (612 comments)

What if your concept of absolute determinism as implied here is actually not absolute and has limitations?

Then it wouldn't be Conway's Game of Life, would it?

about 4 months ago
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'weev' Conviction Vacated

Hentai Re:What happens now? (148 comments)

Hmm. Overly-cynical thought:

Convict him, put him in prison, let him start serving out his sentence, vacate conviction based on venue.

Re-charge him in the proper venue, put him in jail without bail, let him stew for a few years. Then try him again, convict him again, put him in prison for a year or so again. Then vacate THAT conviction based on another technicality.

Then re-charge him again, put him in jail without bail again, let him stew for a few more years while you set up a third trial. Then try him again, convict him again, put him in prison for awhile again, then vacate THAT conviction...

I wonder how long you could play judiciary ping-pong with someone you REALLY didn't like?

about 4 months ago

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Gah. Humans.

Hentai Hentai writes  |  more than 11 years ago

Human social instinct infects everything we do. It permeates our interactions with each other, and 99% of us aren't even aware of it in retrospect.

There are forces at work even more fundamental than this. Emergent phenomena ensure that power aggregates - that the haves will always use their advantage over the have-nots to KEEP the gulf, and that when they don't, power shifts until haves who WILL oppress the have-nots are put in place.

This is the meta-problem. Solve this, and the universe becomes fair again. Solve this, and the Qlippoth are purified. Solve this and we Ascend.

Noone ever asks whether we're imminetizing the righteschaton.

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