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Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle

JDmetro Re:Problem is their CEO... (351 comments)

Balmer took elite out of MS, Gate was cool at least from a nerd POV even if he was the antichrist

more than 3 years ago
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Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle

JDmetro Re:Not suprised. (351 comments)

No comment from the windoze bitches suprise suprise.

more than 3 years ago
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Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle

JDmetro Re:Not suprised. (351 comments)

Dodge 3500 with HO 5.9 Cummins inline six. I'd buy it even if its made in Mexico. Cummins is awesome met 2008 emision standards in 2005 bitches.

more than 3 years ago
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Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle

JDmetro Re:Not suprised. (351 comments)

Nero comes with the laptop Windows software has never been important enough to research the best cd burning software for windows as a Linux user the included software has always been plenty good (brassero or K3b) I fully expect included software to do the job they advertise.

more than 3 years ago
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Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle

JDmetro Re:Not suprised. (351 comments)

Used to be big into Chevy now it's Dodge or whoever can give me the best value for my dollar.

more than 3 years ago
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Windows Phone 7 Sales Continue To Struggle

JDmetro Not suprised. (351 comments)

I helped a friend get his new Win 7 laptop working the other day and I spent more time waiting for the blue circle to stop spinning than anything else. For a first time Win 7 "user" all I can say is it took longer to install nero than it did to install Slackware on my personal box. (That includes setting up flash restricted ATI drivers etc.) MS suck and no one can bullshit around that. I as a consumer expect their phone to be just as bad as their os.

more than 3 years ago
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PayPal Demos Auto-Debit Gumball Machine

JDmetro Re:Pinball mabybe. (124 comments)

And those who are good at lying can have a very lucrative career as a politician.

more than 3 years ago
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Hacker Sends Out Fake Tsunami Warning On Twitter

JDmetro I pity the fool. (100 comments)

Who is going to get his ass kicked when the cops catch him. Indonesia has the death penalty for being a jackass doesn't it?

more than 3 years ago
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PayPal Demos Auto-Debit Gumball Machine

JDmetro Re:Pinball mabybe. (124 comments)

Gambling is a tax on people bad at math.
Unless you are talking about a different kind of slot machine. You know the one that give you a black eye when you swipe your credit card through their crack.

more than 3 years ago
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PayPal Demos Auto-Debit Gumball Machine

JDmetro Pinball mabybe. (124 comments)

Gumball no.

more than 3 years ago
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Carbon Dioxide Emissions Fall Worldwide In 2009

JDmetro Re:I've 75% sure that 50% chance is voodoo science (221 comments)

And why don't you be the first to volunteer? At the very least be spayed or neutered. Or maybe you could never find anyone to have babies with so now your a bitter asshole. Or maybe you lost your job to someone in China/ India and you want to get back at that guy who got your job when MS moved their tech support call centre to India. Or why don't we start with the wealthiest 10 percent and then we could re distribute their wealth. But let me guess mr.douchebag you want to start by killing off the poor in third world countries. Then the lower classes in the first world countries hell they don't need that fancy car or big house we can put them to work on a farm or factory give them a little straw to sleep on then they won't need a car to get to work or a big house and if we castrate them no more little poor people. And shit why bother paying them they get everything they need to live, they should be happy they are so lucky. Then the people who are actually entitled to fly their private jets, or take their fancy boats to the lake can do so in the privacy they deserve. With none of us middle class assholes using up their resources or crowding them on the beach.

more than 3 years ago
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Witcher 2 Torrents Could Net You a Fine

JDmetro Don't do the crime (724 comments)

If you can't do the time.
The Most illegal thing I downloaded was the dvd codec but the way I see it is that I paid for it when I bought my optical drive the it came windoze stuff and I can't use the soft ware so I think its fair.

more than 3 years ago
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Making Airport Scanners Less Objectionable

JDmetro Re:Oh sure.... (681 comments)

Good Idea next time I fly (yeah right) but in theory if I flew again (last time I was really drunk had all kinds of crazy items in my pockets and I chatted a bit about the items I had they laughed and waved me through the metal detector and when it beeped they waved the wand over my boots said have a nice flight) going for the Borat speedo and I'm walking through security with a raging boner then if someone tries to fondle me they might get something in the eye.

more than 3 years ago
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Zombie Safehouse Design Competition

JDmetro Awesome I await the day of the great zombie (1 comments)

overlords and the day I can cave in their heads with my Stiletto hammers. 15 oz. of pure titanium baby. Yah I got two of them one for each hand zombie bitches.

more than 3 years ago
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Ears Might Be Better Than Fingerprints For ID

JDmetro Re:earpics at the airport ... (135 comments)

Rather, for IDing all those gazillions of terrorist folks who waltz into the US as tourists every day.
Don't turbains kind of cover the ear at least partially? Now how long before asking someone to remove their tubain for ear identification become racist/religious persecution?

more than 3 years ago
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Gosu Programming Language Released To Public

JDmetro Yay yet another way too say "Hello World" (330 comments)

The following Gosu program outputs the text "Hello World" to the console using the built-in print function: print("Hello World")
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?HelloWorldInManyProgrammingLanguages

more than 3 years ago
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Street View On iOS Pierces German Privacy Veil

JDmetro error (46 comments)

my ass

more than 3 years ago
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EPIC Files Lawsuit To Suspend Airport Body Scanner Use

JDmetro Re:It's either full body scanning (559 comments)

Excuse me sir while your groping my nuts could you please scratch the back of the left one I don't want to get my hand all sweaty.
I'll drop my pants in front of the whole airport before I go through one of those machines. Might as well let the whole airport get a laugh instead of just one or two TSA agents.

more than 3 years ago

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