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Chevy Volt Rated At 230 mpg In the City

JJRRutgers The oil market will show how well it works... (1006 comments)

If cars like the Volt and the Leaf even LOOK to be successful, oil traders will begin to run from the market, sending oil prices plummeting.

more than 5 years ago

ASCAP Starts To Act Like the RIAA

JJRRutgers Streisand Effect (272 comments)

Hey ASCAP, go ahead and target Weird Al. You think hacking the Atlantic Records wiki entry was bad? Just you wait...

more than 5 years ago

NASA Running Low On Fuel For Space Exploration

JJRRutgers Oblig BTTF quote... (282 comments)

"I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drug store, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by."

more than 5 years ago

Cameron's Avatar a 3D Drug Trip?

JJRRutgers Only $200 million? (215 comments)

IIRC, a small little art film called Titanic cost over $200 mil to make.

more than 5 years ago

Early Look At the New Bionic Commando

JJRRutgers I take this bazooka. Go Get Him! (63 comments)

Some of the best unintended video game translation comedy this side of All You Base came from this game. Also the fact that Nintendo censored the Nazi element of the game, yet forgot to eliminate the image of Hitler from it.

more than 5 years ago

Study Suggests Crabs Can Feel Pain

JJRRutgers Carrot Juice Is Murder (628 comments)

Listen up, brothers and sisters Come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature Trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegetables live in oppression Served on our tables each night This killing of veggies is madness I say we take up the fight Salads are only for murderers Cole slaw's a fascist regime Don't think that they don't have feelings Just 'cause a radish can't scream {Refrain} I've heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell Let's call a spade a spade, it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade I saw a man eating celery So I beat him black and blue If he ever touches a sprout again I'll bite him clean in two I'm a political prisoner Trapped in a windowless cage 'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips By killing five men in a rage I told the judge when he sentenced me "This is my finest hour I'll kill those farmers again Just to save one more cauliflower" How low as people do we dare to stoop Making young broccolis bleed in the soup Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes Set potted plants free, don't mash that potato, ah I've heard the screams of the vegetables scream scream scream Watching their skins being peeled fates in the stir fry are sealed Grated and steamed with no mercy you fat gourmet scum How do you think that feels leave them out in the fields Carrot juice constitutes murder V8's genocide Greenhouses prisons for slaves yes your compost's a grave It's time to stop all this gardening take up macramé Let's call a spade a spade it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade All we are saying is give peas a chance.

more than 5 years ago

Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide

JJRRutgers Re:I heard a song about this once... (785 comments)

Thanks for earworming the entire Wall album. It's already going through my head now...

"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb..."

about 6 years ago

Iran Announces Manned Space Mission Plans

JJRRutgers Missing tag... (559 comments)

This headline screams "goodluckwiththat" as an additional tag.

more than 6 years ago


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