Chevy Volt Rated At 230 mpg In the City
If cars like the Volt and the Leaf even LOOK to be successful, oil traders will begin to run from the market, sending oil prices plummeting.
Disney Strikes Against Net Neutrality
A la carte cable would be the death of 75% of cable channels out there.
Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Just have a laptop wired with sound cued up to this website:
ASCAP Starts To Act Like the RIAA
Hey ASCAP, go ahead and target Weird Al. You think hacking the Atlantic Records wiki entry was bad? Just you wait...
NASA Running Low On Fuel For Space Exploration
"I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drug store, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by."
Cameron's Avatar a 3D Drug Trip?
IIRC, a small little art film called Titanic cost over $200 mil to make.
Early Look At the New Bionic Commando
Some of the best unintended video game translation comedy this side of All You Base came from this game.
Also the fact that Nintendo censored the Nazi element of the game, yet forgot to eliminate the image of Hitler from it.
Study Suggests Crabs Can Feel Pain
Listen up, brothers and sisters
Come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature
Trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegetables live in oppression
Served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness
I say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers
Cole slaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings
Just 'cause a radish can't scream
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream
Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories
How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad
Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime
Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow
It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell
Let's call a spade a spade, it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade
I saw a man eating celery
So I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again
I'll bite him clean in two
I'm a political prisoner
Trapped in a windowless cage
'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
By killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me
"This is my finest hour
I'll kill those farmers again
Just to save one more cauliflower"
How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Set potted plants free, don't mash that potato, ah
I've heard the screams of the vegetables scream scream scream
Watching their skins being peeled fates in the stir fry are sealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy you fat gourmet scum
How do you think that feels leave them out in the fields
Carrot juice constitutes murder V8's genocide
Greenhouses prisons for slaves yes your compost's a grave
It's time to stop all this gardening take up macramé
Let's call a spade a spade it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade
All we are saying is give peas a chance.
Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide
Thanks for earworming the entire Wall album. It's already going through my head now...
"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb..."
Iran Announces Manned Space Mission Plans
This headline screams "goodluckwiththat" as an additional tag.