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Russian Meteor Likely an Apollo Asteroid Chunk

JackpotMonkey Re:I read the title wrong... (67 comments)

I wondered why I hadnt heard much about Tom Hanks (Apollo 13) lately.

about 2 years ago
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Russian Meteor Likely an Apollo Asteroid Chunk

JackpotMonkey Re:SG-1 (67 comments)

No no, this is much more likely a Zerg attack to publicize the upcoming Starcraft 2 Expansion, inspired by their Starship troopers brethren.

about 2 years ago
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Dutch Court Says Android 2.3 Violates Apple Patents

JackpotMonkey Sigh... (195 comments)

Yet another reason not to listen to people who wear wooden shoes.

more than 3 years ago
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Ask Slashdot: Best Certifications To Get?

JackpotMonkey Re:Double D Certified (444 comments)

I believe they originated in Dallas, contact a woman named Debbie for details....

more than 3 years ago
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Ask Slashdot: Best Certifications To Get?

JackpotMonkey The School of Hard Knocks (444 comments)

A Cert in Common Sense will mean more to a good employer than a fancy piece of paper stating you are good at taking a test, of course demonstrating that you have common sense and experience in the field in which they need you will greatly depend on your references, there was a time that an A+ cert would get you in the door to almost anywhere with a good salary, but post .com tech industry there are fewer and fewer certs that aren't already saturated in the job pool, but a lot of those people have little to no real experience. Cisco certs are always good to have, but rightly difficult to obtain the higher tier you are shooting for, IIRC dell has a program where you can get help in getting certs that will help expand your knowledge base as long as they can utilize the skill set you wish to learn.

more than 3 years ago
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Chinese Military Admits Existence of Cyberwarfare Unit

JackpotMonkey Phase 1 (153 comments)

Gain funding by selling virtual game currencies to the online public through farming/hacking game accounts and the like.

more than 3 years ago
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Scientists Design Barcode System For Zebras

JackpotMonkey Re:Oh this totally sucks (58 comments)

Ah but think of how much money you will save on latex gloves now.

more than 3 years ago
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Scientists Design Barcode System For Zebras

JackpotMonkey Re:University of Illinois at Chicago (58 comments)

This may be the first time in the history of slashdot where a link to pictures of animals wasn't a trap

more than 3 years ago
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Scientists Design Barcode System For Zebras

JackpotMonkey Re:It'll never work (58 comments)

Thats why they made hand scanners

more than 3 years ago
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Scientists Design Barcode System For Zebras

JackpotMonkey So now (58 comments)

You really can tell a Zebra by its stripes? Or is that tigers...

more than 3 years ago
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Sex Offender Claims Police Entrapped Him With Animated Emoticons

JackpotMonkey The cop forgot (432 comments)

Apparently the cop forgot to use his [imreallyacop] emoticon, I can see why he felt entrapped, those pixels are just irresistible. /sarcasm

more than 3 years ago
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Scientists Turn Skin Into Blood

JackpotMonkey Re:Big Deal (229 comments)

Well you saw they were going to be starting testing in 2012 right, maybe it will get put off till december....

more than 4 years ago
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Scientists Turn Skin Into Blood

JackpotMonkey A true breakthrough (229 comments)

Now if we can just get the Crips to turn into bloods we may actually have something useful.

more than 4 years ago
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250-Foot Hybrid Airship To Spy Over Afghanistan In

JackpotMonkey Re:Flashbacks.... (343 comments)

Or possibly Titanic, except its not the ship thats sinking its our natational debt.

more than 5 years ago
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250-Foot Hybrid Airship To Spy Over Afghanistan In

JackpotMonkey Flashbacks.... (343 comments)

My first thought when i saw this article was Hindenburg......

more than 5 years ago
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Emergency Alert System Insecure

JackpotMonkey The great search (210 comments)

Damnit this means I'm going to have to dig through my spare parts for my old dialup modem, and I swore it would never see the light of day again.

more than 10 years ago

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