Arrests For Selling Poison-Ware In Spain
how about this one, does it contain bugs?
10 PRINT "Meshach is never wrong!";
20 GOTO 10;
Yes, BASIC doesn't use semicolons at the end of lines.
Reports of IE Hijacking NXDOMAINs, Routing To Bing
Absolutely correct. The only thing that's changed is that MS redirected auto.search.msn.com, search.msn.com, and all of live.com to bing.com. So the old MSN Live Search domain not found page (Which should be familiar to anyone who ever misspelled 'getfirefox.com' shortly after installing a new windows system) now says Bing.com instead. Everybody panic!
Piston-Powered Nuclear Fusion
I don't know about their fusion reactor, but as far as web servers go that startup appears to be way ahead of LANL.
The Guardian Shifts To Twitter After 188 Years of Ink
They're trying to steal readers by catering to the attention span of The Sun's traditional audience, obviously.
Slashdot Launches User Achievements
From checking out a handful of users, it looks to me like 'The Maker' is for subscribing.
Uproar Over Netflix's New Instant Viewer
This could be a public relations disaster in the making for Netflix.
Nah, they'll be fine, as long as it doesn't make Slashdot.
FBI Issues Code Cracking Challenge
There are automated ones out there that solve this in under a second, but if you want to figure it out yourself try this page:
Here's the puzzle text to copy:
VFWTDLCSWV. YD NSLMIJFWEJFD GSW SL NIJNQBLM FOBV EJFDVF DLNIGTFBSL.
KBVBF YYY.AHB.MSK/NSCDC.OFZ FS EDF WV QLSY SA GSWI VWNNDVV.
Mad Scientist Brings Back Dead With "Deanimation"
I'm a programmer, not even a hobbyist in physics, but I'll take a stab at that.
So, Time Dilation. Let's say that we've got the other end of our shiny new instantaneous teleporter on a space ship, moving away from Earth at a significant fraction of the speed of light, so much so that there's 2:1 time dilation being observed on both ends. (The same thing works with lesser relative motion, and non-instantaneous FTL, but this makes it clearer.)
The spaceship has been travelling for 10 years already, haveing left Earth at a point we'll call year 0.
From the spaceship's point of view, it's year 10 for them, and year 5 on Earth.
From Earth's point of view, it's year 10 for them, and year 5 on the Spaceship.
You've volunteered to be the guinea pig. So you hop in the instant transporter on Earth, and get teleported, it being 'instant' from Earth's frame of reference. Which means that it was year 10 on Earth when you left, and you arrive in the spaceship in their local year 5.
You shake hands all around, get congratulated on your bravery, then hop back in for the return trip. You are instantly teleported back, this time in the reference frame of the spaceship. You leave the spaceship still in their local year 5, and arrive on Earth at local year 2.5, 7.5 years before you left.
There are all sorts of problems with this scenario, of course (like hos to define 'instant' in relative frames)... and the solution to all of them is to realize you can't move faster than the speed of light.
Rubber Duckies For Global Warming Research
Scientists are extremely alarmed over a new phenomenon recently observed in the arctic glaciers. Melt water, which normally flows through micro rivers deep in the glacier until it reaches the sea, has started to flow over the surface instead, accelerating the rate at which the ice melts. "It's like something went and plugged up the flow, and now it's backing up like a giant toilet with a rubber duck stuck in it." remarked one researcher.
The researchers are currently seeking a $10 million grant to investigate the cause of this disturbing event.
Nanotech Paint To Kill Bacteria
So you can use this new nano-titanium paint with a UV light and kill bacteria within 96 hours... or you can use the nano-silver paint to kill them with no light needed in 2 hours. And it's been around for around 4 years.