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How 'DevOps' Is Killing the Developer

Jesus_666 Re:Someone doesn't understand devops. (225 comments)

That makes sense. Still, though, "just lump everything together" is not neccessarily a good idea, especially if the responsibilities aren't well defined and it isn't understood that someone in a hybrid role isn't equivalent to two specialists.

"The dev guys are tech savvy so they will be able to keep our infrastructure running with no impact on their workload and development efficiency" simply doesn't work, no matter how much certain people would like it if it did. Another related mistake is "we outsourced part of our infrastructure to another company, thus we will never have to spend significant time caring for it", which falls flat on its face once the outsourced infrastructure starts misbehaving or interacting with business requirements in a nontrivial way.

13 hours ago

Student Records Kids Who Bully Him, Then Gets Threatened With Wiretapping Charge

Jesus_666 Re:Quite logical reaction (790 comments)

Holy crap, that's nasty. My experience is vastly different.

On my high school equivalent we had a bully in our class. When the teacher realized he didn't get a grip on the situation on his own we got a surprise visit from the principal who chewed out the bully in front of the class, gave him a somewhat humiliating (but not actually insulting) punishment next recess and promised he'd be back if the bully didn't straighten up. The bully did.

In this case the school was more concerned about its stellar reputation being sullied by bullies running around unchecked. Then again the school has a thousand-year history and used to be a high-class school for much of it so it might not be very representative...

2 days ago

How 'DevOps' Is Killing the Developer

Jesus_666 Re:Someone doesn't understand devops. (225 comments)

The configuration "Developers - DevOps - Operations" makes sense. Unfortunately, a lot of companies just remove everything but DevOps from the picture because having dedicated developers and admins around would just be redundant.

I'm in such a company and its a hellhole - you can get emergency calls at any time of day because you're responsible for the infrastructure but that's not reflected in your pay because hey, you're just a developer. Also, keeping the infrastructure running flawlessly is not supposed to take any time away from coding; you're expected to fix any problems that arise and still get eight hours' worth of quality code done. Ater all, developers in other companies have no trouble doing so. Also, since support personnel is also redundant (because hey, the DevOps guys already know how the system works) keeping the customers happy is also the developers' job, again without compromising efficiency in your other responsibilities.

Of course the company is not doing well and of course the boss has no idea why. It can't be his management style; that approach worked well when he ran a similar company in a related market ten years ago with no existing customer base so obviously it would work now, too...

3 days ago

German Wikipedia Has Problems With Paid Editing — and Threats of Violence

Jesus_666 Re:Over generalisation, much ? (55 comments)

Careful. You came dangerously close to criticizing Wikipedia there. If you had then as per Section 34 (1), WikiG I would have been legally required to threaten to curbstone you. For your convenience I have appended a translation of the relevant article to this post.

Section 34 Defense of Wikipedia's Honor
(1) If any German citizen becomes aware that Wikipedia is
1. criticized;
2. ridiculed;
3. slighted;
4. compared to Hitler or
5. mentioned by or in the same sentence as an Axel Springer AG publication
then the citizen is to threaten the originator of said remark with a curbstoning within no more than twenty-four hours of becoming aware of the remark unless such a threat has already been issued within that time.
(2) It is up to the threatening citizen to decide the time and place of the curbstoning, should they decide that one is neccessary.
(3) Any citizen who fails to adhere to subsection (1) shall be punished with reading no more than five threads in 4chan's /b/ board or a fine.

about two weeks ago

PC Game Prices — Valve Starts the Race To Zero

Jesus_666 Re:Sorry, but I call BS on this. (212 comments)

No long slashdot post would be complete without a car analogy, so I'll say that game pricing needs to be less like movie pricing and more like car pricing. It should have a much wider range and be more responsive to features like production costs, quality, features, brand and image.

So what you're saying is that Ubisoft titles should retail for fifty bucks while multiplayer-capable Ubisoft titles should go for five bucks. Gotcha.

about a month and a half ago

Fishing Line As Artificial "Muscle"

Jesus_666 Re:Heat is the limiting factor in our muscles, too (111 comments)

Easy. You add some double heat sinks. If those take up too much space try to make the reactor stronger so you can put some in there.

Sure, it gets a tad more complicated if you want to build a brawler with triple-strength muscles or a high-output laser boat but if you keep track of your loadout's heat generation and maybe err on the side of cooling your 'mech should work beautifully even during heated engagements. (Pun intended.)

Well, until you run into someone packing flamethrowers, of course. Or plasma rifles.

I can't be the only one who read TFS and immediately thought "myomer".

about 2 months ago

Google Planning To Remove CSS Regions From Blink

Jesus_666 Re:Incredible stupidity from Google (249 comments)

I fail to see the big evil here. CSS Regions is just an editor's draft at this point and while browsers often go and implement drafts (in order to see if they work as intended) they're not standards and not an official part of CSS at this point. Regions is interesting for browser makers and people who like to test the bleeding edge and pretty much for nobody else right now. In fact, Blink doesn't even support it if the user doesn't enable it in the advanced settings.

The Blink team is breaking nothing here. If your website uses CSS Regions today then you were already aware of the fact that the standard (and browser support) can radically change at any time, leaving your design broken for many visitors. (Well, or you just used anything WebKit has a prefix for, assuming that everyone in the world uses your browser configured like you do and that draft specs never change. In that case, please stop making websites.)

One could argue that Google's actions are extreme - they're not just removing Regions support but are actually reverting their entire text column handling to an earlier version of the corresponding specs. That may become a problem as Blink might render regular non-Region content differently from all other browsers. Not supporting CSS Regions, however, is not a problem at all.

about 3 months ago

20,000 Customers Have Pre-Ordered Over $2,000,000 of Soylent

Jesus_666 BP-5 (543 comments)

There is a simlar product on the market: BP-5. It's intended as short-term emergency food and pretty much does what Soylent does minus some calories and fine-tuning. Actually, Soylent might have a chance of competing with BP-5 if it can boast a similar shelf life but superior nutritional value.

If you want to buy BP-5 and can't buy it there's a similar product (virtually identical except in taste and packaging according to the German Wikipedia) called NRG-5 which might be easier to obtain.

about 3 months ago

Voynich Manuscript May Have Originated In the New World

Jesus_666 Re:I deciphered it last month. (170 comments)

If you want absurdly long nouns, German legalese is your friend. German lawmakers [i]love[/i] to take reasonable names (e.g. "Gesetz über die Illustration langer Namen"; "law for the illustration of long names") and just cram everything into a single noun ("Langnamensillustrationsgesetz"). Then they abbreviate it because nobody is going to write the long name (e.g. "LNIlluG").

Thanks to this, from 2003 to 2007 Germany had an actual law with a name a whopping 67 characters long. That name was "Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung" ("estate commerce approval jurisdiction assignment act").

(I wonder if Slashcode will butcher that name...)

about 3 months ago

The Quest To Build Xbox One and PS4 Emulators

Jesus_666 Re:Locked down tighter than a CEO's wallet (227 comments)

Not really. The PS4 and XBone are essentially fancy x86_64 computers with a small form factor. While the hardware is not exactly COTS it's much closer than the last generation's PPC cores. To emulate an XBox 360 you need to emulate an entire processor etc. To emulate an XBox One you can get away with virtualizing certain components. It should be closer to Wine than to PSEmu.

Easy? No, not by any measure. But vastly easier than the last generation.

about 4 months ago

The Ultimate Anti-Action Online Game: Waiting In Line 3D

Jesus_666 Re:It's not different from other modern games (94 comments)

Skyrim in a nutshell:

1. Make your way through a lengthy intro.
2. Wander around aimlessly.
3. At some point, stumble across the main quest.
4. Kill a dragon.
5. Have a chat with the Old Mountain Guys.
6. Wander around aimlessly, looking for dragons you can have pretty damn epic fights with while your over-the-top personal theme plays.
7. Realize that you just witnessed a dragon breaking a chunk off a cliff (because you hurt it enough that it flew straight into said cliff) while the sky is filled with a huge aurora and a choir of a hundred men is praising your martial prowess.
8. Run around Skyrim dicking around with random people until you run out of interest.

Steps 1 through 3 are tedious and step 5 takes forever but especially steps 6 and 7 make the game worth the time, in my opinion.

And if the dragons get old there's always the mod that replaces al of them with Macho Man Randy Savage.

about 5 months ago

Ask Slashdot: Best Laptops For Fans Of Pre-Retina MacBook Pro?

Jesus_666 Re:Cannot upgrade or repair? (477 comments)

I don't want it small. Apple does but I'm perfectly fine with the old MBP's size and weight. It's a price I gladly payed for being able to upgrade the RAM and storage myself and for not being forced to use a comparatively tiny, yet expensive SSD. For me, Apple notebooks are great becuse of their build quality and because I like OS X (although it's gotten less enjoyable since Lion). I don't need a razor-thin design object, I need a reliable notebook that is known to run some flavor of Unix well.

Of course that doesn't make me part of Apple's core demographic but until the retina MBPs showed up choosing a notebook was a no-brainer: Just get a reasonable MBP and upgrade the HDD and RAM for a fraction of what Apple charges. Now I need to buy their RAM at twice the merket rate, the storage is only upgradable for the more expensive models and even then a terabyte costs an order of magnitude more than an HDD of comparable size. (No, not all of us value speed over cost.) Also, no matte screens, no optical drive, no native Ethernet and no microphone jack.

Apple hardware has gotten too expensive for me while losing features I use and adding nothing I value. I'm disappointed by that since I used to really like their notebook lineup.

about 5 months ago

China Creates Air Defence Zone Over Japan-Controlled Islands, Issues War Threat

Jesus_666 Re:population/pollution (519 comments)

They are a **communist totalitarian country** with **state controlled media & markets**

That doesn't preclude being a modern industrial country. It might make them the last holdout of the second world but they're definitely not part of the third.

1.a. Human Pollution: China's disasterous 1 child policy and culture of favoring male children has resulted in a whole generation of Chinese society that is 60-40 Male-Female...it's a social crisis they talk about all the time over there

To my knowledge they're currently considering getting rid of the policy and replacing it with a more sendible approach at population control. China is well aware that the one child policy is unsustainable.

1.b. Environmental Pollution: Have you seen the fucking pictures of the smog? Dumping of industrial waste turning rivers red? Dumping of Human corpses into main rivers? Its a fucking nightmare...

It is but it's a side effect of China aggressively expanding their production capacity. Unfortunately, the only thing that counts to the bean-counters (and thus the world at large) is that China is really good at producing things. They can dump toxic chemicals into their rivers all they want, if it means that a gadget become ten cents cheaper that's well worth it to certain people who happen to run the economy.

Fact is, China is an economic powerhouse.

about 5 months ago

Another Casualty of Typhoon Haiyan: Geothermal Power

Jesus_666 Re:Runaway global warning. (78 comments)

There is only one solution.

We must kill the environment before it kills us.

about 5 months ago

Hammerhead System Offers a Better Way To Navigate While Cycling

Jesus_666 Re:non-issue (249 comments)

Exactly. On a bike the cost of stopping is negligible, even when we factor in that you might need to get off the road to safely stop. When I need to look up something I stop, look it up and continue. Problem solved.

Actually, I don't even see the market. I've never seen someone go "I want to visually consult my smartphone's navigation app while riding my bike but there's just no safe way to do so!". Stopping to take a glance at the map is just that obvious a solution. I mean, sure, it's basically an expensive smartphone peripheral that emulates a cycling computer but then again most rides either don't require navigation or aren't time-critical enough that stopping and taking a look at the map is unfeasible. Even if you are something like a bike courier a single open headphone provides you with spoken directions form your smartphone (as the parent noted) and doesn't significantly impair your hearing. And it costs much less, to boot.

about 5 months ago

Alfred Poor Says HDTV Manufacturers are Hurting (Video)

Jesus_666 Re:"Dark Friday"? (307 comments)

"Black and red ink"? That's African-American and Native American mechanism-unspecific light-absorbing graphical indicator substances, you insensitive clod!

Additionally it shouldn't be called Friday so as not to disturb those offended by oblique references to Norse mythology. Then again, calling it Sixthday is offensive to those who follow the Abrahamic or Arab weekday enumeration conventions. We could call it "African-American Day" but that would be offensive to those who believe the day to be about African-Americans.

In the end ths only possible name is "Day". We should also get rid of the special offers because it'd be confusing to stupid people why there would be special offers on a day like any other, which would be offensive to obsessive-compulsive language prescriptionists who believe they can effect social change by telling other people which words they can't use.

about 5 months ago

Stephen Elop Would Pull a Nokia On Microsoft

Jesus_666 Re:Symbian, really? (292 comments)

Nobody says they would've exclusively stuck with Symbian, not even pre-Elop Nokia. Symbian was their current OS and Meego was the superior successor (and entering the market just as Elop tried to find out how hard he could possibly invoke the Osborne effect). Even if they had ditched Meego in favor of Android they would've still slowly transitioned from the still-profitable Symbian to their new OS.

Blackberry, on the other hand, has an OS nobody finds sexy anymore that is directly marketed as an alternative to Android and iOS, with no transition from its pre-smartphone version planned until after that one became unprofitable. Nokia had the foresight to prepare a slow transition away from dumbphones while they still made money while Blackberry only noticed the changing market when it was too late.

With a less malicious (or incompetent, depending on your take on things) CEO Nokia would probably now offer mainly Meego phones with Symbian being relegated to low-end duty until it'd be finally shut down.

about 5 months ago

Magma Reservoir Under Yellowstone Is Much Bigger Than Previously Thought

Jesus_666 Re:Alright, don't worry, I have experience. (93 comments)

Digging down to the deepest layers of the world sounds great at first but then someone carelessly shoots a Voodoo Demon and next thing we know we're neck-deep in unicorns and somersauting tortoises. Thanks but no.

about 6 months ago

Magma Reservoir Under Yellowstone Is Much Bigger Than Previously Thought

Jesus_666 Re:Geothermal Energy (93 comments)

Careful. I'm relatively certain that Yellowstone Caldera has "(T): Destroy all creatures".

about 6 months ago

Ask Slashdot: Has Gmail's SSL Certificate Changed, How Would We Know?

Jesus_666 Re:Revocation --- or Redundancy? (233 comments)

Ah, the Gillette Encryption Standard. I'm just waiting for browsers to start supporting SSL Fusion Power Stealth.

about 7 months ago


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