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Recipient of First Software Patent Defends Them

Jewbird Ya'll is a bunch of retard hippie faggots (392 comments)

STFU. You know NOTHING about IP law or business or anything and write a lot of words expressing just what an infantile and pathetic lack of understanding all you dumb turds actually possess. You want to give away your software, fine, but MY SOFTWARE IS MINE AND IF YOU MAKE SOMETHING SIMILAR, YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO PAY ME LARGE SUMS OF MONEY FOR THE GENIUS THAT I HAVE AND YOUR MONKEY ASS WILL NEVER HAVE.

more than 4 years ago
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US Air Force Buying Another 2,200 PS3s

Jewbird Good luck with that (144 comments)

I'm sure you can find eager young grad students in front of Home Depot to program it and defeat al Qaeda through sheer patriotism. Faggots.

more than 4 years ago
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iPhone Game Piracy "the Rule Rather Than the Exception"

Jewbird I developed the best app and still ain't seen shit (268 comments)

All you faggots telling people the reason no one buys your app is because it sucks, you all deserve to die from anal haemorrhaging. The reason no one buys my app is that the company is run by a filthy, worthless, God-damned bastard sand nigger who's just as much of a lying corporate cheat who belongs in jail.

more than 4 years ago
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iPhone Game Piracy "the Rule Rather Than the Exception"

Jewbird Re:clue for the non-iphone-user (268 comments)

either overpriced, uninteresting. or hard to find in the app store

Nice set of rationalizations. Hard to find in the app store isn't something a dev can do shit about is it? Really, the only reason any app is hard to find is if Apple has shitty programmers who can't even get their back-end infrastructure right.

more than 4 years ago
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The Golden Age of Infinite Music

Jewbird Re:It's yhy anti-piracy is a BAD thing... (294 comments)

Because, you pretarded dumbshit, all music is dead and buried and irrelevant thanks to worthless bum-ass loser shits like you.

about 5 years ago
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App Store Developer Speaks Out On Game Piracy

Jewbird Re:Surprised? (762 comments)

Speaking of over-breeding subanimals, I understand that Islam expects that up to 75% of the men will die in the cause of Allah.

about 5 years ago
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App Store Developer Speaks Out On Game Piracy

Jewbird Re:Surprised? (762 comments)

How about you take an 18" serrated edge steel dildo up the ass and die, you low-class faggot-ass piece of shit, you. That's what we're going to do to the 99% of you useless eater shits we don't need. Like the New Jersualem coming out of the Heavens. Every single one of you goyim faggot pigfuckers should be impaled on a stake and will be. And don't ever talk about a real job ever again, you worthless, low-class piece of shit. If it wasn't for greedy Jew crybabies, worthless God-damned fagshits like you wouldn't have real jobs or computers. You'd all be running around the jungle like the worthless loser God-damned monkey buttfuck fags you all are.

about 5 years ago
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App Store Developer Speaks Out On Game Piracy

Jewbird The problem is not piracy - the problem is Apple (762 comments)

Apple is allowing spammers to stuff the channel with complete shit that makes Flash web games look advanced and then putting it on the front page, which has choked all the life out of the ecosystem. As the cancer spreads, power users will abandon the iPhone for greener pastures and then the mass market will follow UNLESS Apple gets its act together.

about 5 years ago
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The US's Reverse Brain Drain

Jewbird Re:Actually (757 comments)

I like the way the British handled the situation back in the day.

more than 5 years ago
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The US's Reverse Brain Drain

Jewbird Re:Surprised? (757 comments)

It would explain why mainlanders are so uncultured.

more than 5 years ago
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Should I Publish Or Patent?

Jewbird Re:A word of advice (266 comments)

I love how a good patent might not make you any money but a good article might. Actually it's more like a patent will make you money if it's good enough to steal and the best article isn't worth the electrons on the screen even with universal adoption.

more than 5 years ago
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Should I Publish Or Patent?

Jewbird You don't need to choose (266 comments)

Thankfully, America allows 1st to invent so the lone inventor can profit. The danger of going public before patenting, as I've found out the hard way with 6uitar God, is that infringers from the third world will be at your doorstep before any customers will.

more than 5 years ago
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The Duct Tape Programmer

Jewbird Re:True that (551 comments)

Perhaps I am operating out of ignorance, but as such, I can only add bits of code that I do understand.

more than 5 years ago
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Brian Eno Releases Second iPhone App

Jewbird The cruelty of irony (196 comments)

Ya otha slim shadies is just imitatin. And hatin.

Because they keep finding new ways to celebrate mediocrity.

more than 5 years ago
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Why Developers Get Fired

Jewbird Re:From My Simpleton Point of View (535 comments)

If you do a good job, you will be rewarded.

Dude, Bull. Shit. I am the greatest developer who ever lived but I haven't been rewarded at all. If anything, I get shit on more than average.

more than 5 years ago
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Who Wants To Be a Billionaire Coder?

Jewbird Re:Who needs to be a billionaire? (318 comments)

You say that because you are an ignorant and uneducated shit. According to you, a good mother is one who sacrifices her kids for shareholders.

more than 5 years ago

Submissions

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Apple only likes gay apps

Jewbird Jewbird writes  |  more than 5 years ago

Jewbird writes "It looks like my app isn't sufficiently gay enough for the apple community so I have to port it to a platform that isn't gay. How does Blackberry stack up vs Android?"

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