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The Strangeness of the Mars One Project

JockTroll Re: It's a scam (246 comments)

Calm down. I see from the quantity and increasing rage in your posts that you're approaching Elliot Rodger-point. I know how bitter you are. I understand that having your high-school crush swept away by a handsome, athletic and brilliant aerospace engineer must hurt. I'm less condoning of the stalking you did afterwards, and I really hoped that the restraining order would have hammered home that no, she doesn't want anything to do with you, she wasn't even a friend of yours, she never spoke to you and she never ackowledged your existence until you started really bothering her. The fact that you're now a registered sex offender doesn't help. Not even libraries let you in now since you went on a rage and ripped to pieces those SF books whose covers she drew (she's an amazingly talented artist, I wonder where she finds the time with three kids). So yes, I know why you go all purple-faced whenever "space" is mentioned. But it's high time you put some order in your life and by "order" I mean find something useful to do with the scarce means and no talent you're stuck with. I know, it's not much and with your record you won't even be able to go flip burgers. But, really, you should ask for help. Don't be a "perfect gentleman" and go on a failed spree. Don't be remembered for killing or wounding a couple of innocent bystanders while you vent your impotent rage. If you really have to do anything violent, do it to yourself and be done with it. You can still retain some honor and be remembered as the guy who offed himself out of depression, instead of the guy who tried to go on a rampage for having being caught jerking off in a woman's office. Consider your fate: unlike me and that aerospace engineer, you were never born to succeed so it's not entirely your fault.

about two weeks ago
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Discovery Claims It Will Show a Man Being "Eaten Alive" By an Anaconda

JockTroll Re: Discovery? (164 comments)

Bring some flares and maybe a blowtorch.

about three weeks ago
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Too Many Kids Quit Science Because They Don't Think They're Smart

JockTroll Re: They're probably correct (273 comments)

LOAD"PROGRAM",8,1 is from disk, loserboy nerd. From tape is LOAD"PROGRAM",1 and it was usually omitted. POKE yourself in the eye and SYS64738 your useless turdbrain.

about three weeks ago
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Jedi-ism Becomes a Serious Religion

JockTroll Re: is it worth the effort ? (268 comments)

All hail the great and powerful Oz! For he's a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was!

about a month ago
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Jedi-ism Becomes a Serious Religion

JockTroll Sorry bunch of loserboys... (268 comments)

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. Oh, too bad, it's the UK so no blasters allowed. Enjoy eating imperial poodoo, loserboys. Oh wait, the UK used to be the Empire. So not sorry to blow up your not-a-moon puppy battlestation, you limey fascistoid stormtrooper-loving scruffy-looking nerf humpers.

about a month ago
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China Bans "Human Flesh Searching"

JockTroll Oh well (109 comments)

Back to canned humans then.

about a month and a half ago
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Complain About Comcast, Get Fired From Your Job

JockTroll Re:Would be illegal in Germany (742 comments)

Unless he were a Jew, a Gypsy, a homosexual, a disabled person or any non-Aryan individual, of course.

about a month and a half ago
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Complain About Comcast, Get Fired From Your Job

JockTroll Re:Time To Occupy Comcast HQ? (742 comments)

In large numbers, yes you can. You can also raze it to the ground and behead the staff if you're caliphate-inclined.

about a month and a half ago
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The $1,200 DIY Gunsmithing Machine

JockTroll Re:Government gun regulation is useless (651 comments)

Most nerds would love it in China or North Korea, if they can keep their gadgets and kiddie scat bestiality furry snuff porn and hentai shit. As long as they don't have to work, they won't miss any freedom since they don't venture out of their basements.

about 2 months ago
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Could We Abort a Manned Mission To Mars?

JockTroll Re:Should we? (267 comments)

There is no rational reason for allowing lowlife geeks to exist as well. Of course, we already have the extermination plans ready. This world should belong only to us Beautiful People.

about 2 months ago
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How 3D Printers Went Mainstream After Decades In Obscurity

JockTroll Re: 3d printing is legit (69 comments)

Are you mad? LEGO pieces are copyrighted, trademarked, patented and consecrated with the blood of albino babies. If you so much as think about reproducing them you will feel the wrath of the corporate jihadists who will behead the shit out of everyone and then shoot themselves in the head with flamethrowers.

about 2 months ago
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Congress Can't Make Asteroid Mining Legal (But It's Trying, Anyway)

JockTroll Re:LOL (213 comments)

Why would space colonies want to break away?

Two words: Mobile Suits.

And two more: SIEG ZEON!

about 2 months ago
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Windows Tax Shot Down In Italy

JockTroll Re:The geek never learns. (421 comments)

We're not talking about pedophile geeks here, but italian judges. The kind of guys who in the aftermath of an earthquake will sentence you to jail for the crime of being a geologist. Nobody cares what geeks think or say, because we ignore them and, if they get too loud, we silence them with a swift kick to the head followed by our feet stomping down on their zit-ridden faces, crushing them into pools of pus. Italian judges, on the other way, are still debating if Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation applies to Italy since it was enunciated by a non-italian.

about 2 months ago
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Universal Big Bang Lithium Deficit Confirmed

JockTroll I knew it (171 comments)

We've reached Peak Lithium. Shit. We're fucked. OK, let's shut down everything and go home to die all emo and depressed.

about 2 months ago
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In France, a Second Patient Receives Permanent Artificial Heart

JockTroll Re:DUAL CORE, BEEOTCHES! (183 comments)

Do it properly, clone a 3rd world street urchin from your own DNA and then hunt him down and harvest his organs.

about 3 months ago
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European Commission Reopens Google Antitrust Investigation

JockTroll Re:Viva Europa (96 comments)

Godwin, you lose.

about 3 months ago
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Two Explorers Descend Into An Active Volcano, and Live to Tell About It

JockTroll Lame (66 comments)

Haroun Tazieff did that way before. Of course, Tazieff was a world-class jock: he would climb up an erupting volcano, lower himself into the crater and fart into the lava just to see what happened. A great lover of physical activity and a competitive fellow who had engaged in sabotage tags against the Nazis (with the Nazis always being "it" because they couldn't catch him), he would take no shit from no-one and would, instead, shovel shit by the metric ton upon the wannabe shitters. Too bad he died but this kind of stuff just happens. Just remember than while Steve Irwin would poke tree branches up crocodile's butts to see what happens, Haroun Tazieff would poke a humungous Avatar tree-of-life branch up an active volcano's butt just for the lulz. And then he would pull the volcano's pants all the way to its fire-spitting head.

about 3 months ago
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Mangalyaan Gets Ready To Enter Mars Orbit

JockTroll Re:Congratulations, India ! (67 comments)

Fuck becoming peaceful. We won't, ever. But at least we'll get to use cool spaceguns and mobile suits and nuke places from orbit just to be sure. And we'll kill a metric fuckton of people with DEWS and peebees and wave motion guns and whatever and spread they corpsicles into the merciless vacuum of space just for the lulz. And the idea of using the blood of schmucks like you as rocket fuel turns me on. I mean, it fucking gives me a hard-on. Who cares if it doesn't burn well, nothing screams FUCKING AWESOME like a rocket engine powered by boiling human blood! BRING IT ON!

about 3 months ago
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Scientists Confirm Life Under Antarctic Ice

JockTroll Re:Right, thaw them out... (46 comments)

Loserboy nerd, do a fucking blood test. If you can't do a proper lab thing, draw blood from each suspect and plunge a heated wire into the sample. If it withdraws or leaps out of the Petri dish squealing, torch the subject. Problem solved. You don't know a Thing, don't you?

about 3 months ago

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