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The Mainframe Is Dead! Long Live the Mainframe!

JockTroll Re: IBM = international (164 comments)

When all mainframes are shipped to India, only Indians will have mainframes. Or, to use a car analogy: vroom, vroom, vroom, screech, crash.

about two weeks ago
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Is 'SimCity' Homelessness a Bug Or a Feature?

JockTroll Re: Who cares? (393 comments)

Yeah, like we cannot take on more than one problem at a time, right? Face it: homelessness in Sim City IS A PROBLEM. It needs to be addressed NOW. It's not like all those homeless are going away if you ignore them. What are you going to do, force them to emigrate? To where, the Mushroom Kingdom? In case you haven't noticed there's a permanent status of civil war there. Some of these homeless people are veterans with severe psych issues and they're of all ages - from Battlezone tank crewmembers to Call of Duty former SpecOps - they need HELP. So get off your high Skyrim-imported horse and press F12, dammit!

about two weeks ago
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The Downside of Connected Healthcare: Cyberchondria

JockTroll Nothing freaking new (79 comments)

In the 1889 novel "Three Men in a Boat" by Jerome K. Jerome, the protagonist enters a library, gets some medical books and diagnoses himself to being afflicted by all ills known to mankind except the housemaid's knee. This makes the trope Older than Electric Lightning. Go away.

about three weeks ago
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Glowing Hobbit Sword Helps You Find Unsecured Wi-Fi

JockTroll Nerrrrrds!!! (67 comments)

You never have enough of it, don't you? Wonder how that toy will glow when we stick it up your bunghole after beating you up and shitting on your faces.

about a month ago
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300 Million Year Old Fossil Fish Likely Had Color Vision

JockTroll Re: sorry the dates are wrong .... (37 comments)

If you died in the wool how the fuck are you posting? Are you a sheep-fucking zombie, hunh?

about a month ago
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TSA Has Record-Breaking Haul In 2014: Guns, Cannons, and Swords

JockTroll Re: Chainsaws? (276 comments)

My grandpa has a prescription for nitroglycerin, heart problems and all. Next time I travel with him I'll carry some dynamite. You know, it's actually safer.

about a month ago
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Airbus Attacked By French Lawmaker For Talking To SpaceX

JockTroll Re: Let me guess... (168 comments)

I agree with you on two things: journalists are not persons and euros are fascists. However, only one was killed and that was a photoreporter (not exactly a journalist and hence a real person). Case closed, you will be escorted out by security rapists now.

about a month and a half ago
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NASA's Orion Capsule Reaches Orbit

JockTroll Re: Stay out of space (140 comments)

He's given us a bunghole from which flammable gases erupt. That should have given us some idea, loserboy.

about a month and a half ago
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The Strangeness of the Mars One Project

JockTroll Re: It's a scam (246 comments)

Calm down. I see from the quantity and increasing rage in your posts that you're approaching Elliot Rodger-point. I know how bitter you are. I understand that having your high-school crush swept away by a handsome, athletic and brilliant aerospace engineer must hurt. I'm less condoning of the stalking you did afterwards, and I really hoped that the restraining order would have hammered home that no, she doesn't want anything to do with you, she wasn't even a friend of yours, she never spoke to you and she never ackowledged your existence until you started really bothering her. The fact that you're now a registered sex offender doesn't help. Not even libraries let you in now since you went on a rage and ripped to pieces those SF books whose covers she drew (she's an amazingly talented artist, I wonder where she finds the time with three kids). So yes, I know why you go all purple-faced whenever "space" is mentioned. But it's high time you put some order in your life and by "order" I mean find something useful to do with the scarce means and no talent you're stuck with. I know, it's not much and with your record you won't even be able to go flip burgers. But, really, you should ask for help. Don't be a "perfect gentleman" and go on a failed spree. Don't be remembered for killing or wounding a couple of innocent bystanders while you vent your impotent rage. If you really have to do anything violent, do it to yourself and be done with it. You can still retain some honor and be remembered as the guy who offed himself out of depression, instead of the guy who tried to go on a rampage for having being caught jerking off in a woman's office. Consider your fate: unlike me and that aerospace engineer, you were never born to succeed so it's not entirely your fault.

about 2 months ago
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Discovery Claims It Will Show a Man Being "Eaten Alive" By an Anaconda

JockTroll Re: Discovery? (164 comments)

Bring some flares and maybe a blowtorch.

about 3 months ago
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Too Many Kids Quit Science Because They Don't Think They're Smart

JockTroll Re: They're probably correct (273 comments)

LOAD"PROGRAM",8,1 is from disk, loserboy nerd. From tape is LOAD"PROGRAM",1 and it was usually omitted. POKE yourself in the eye and SYS64738 your useless turdbrain.

about 3 months ago
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Jedi-ism Becomes a Serious Religion

JockTroll Re: is it worth the effort ? (268 comments)

All hail the great and powerful Oz! For he's a whiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was!

about 3 months ago
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Jedi-ism Becomes a Serious Religion

JockTroll Sorry bunch of loserboys... (268 comments)

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. Oh, too bad, it's the UK so no blasters allowed. Enjoy eating imperial poodoo, loserboys. Oh wait, the UK used to be the Empire. So not sorry to blow up your not-a-moon puppy battlestation, you limey fascistoid stormtrooper-loving scruffy-looking nerf humpers.

about 3 months ago
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China Bans "Human Flesh Searching"

JockTroll Oh well (109 comments)

Back to canned humans then.

about 3 months ago
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Complain About Comcast, Get Fired From Your Job

JockTroll Re:Would be illegal in Germany (742 comments)

Unless he were a Jew, a Gypsy, a homosexual, a disabled person or any non-Aryan individual, of course.

about 4 months ago
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Complain About Comcast, Get Fired From Your Job

JockTroll Re:Time To Occupy Comcast HQ? (742 comments)

In large numbers, yes you can. You can also raze it to the ground and behead the staff if you're caliphate-inclined.

about 4 months ago
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The $1,200 DIY Gunsmithing Machine

JockTroll Re:Government gun regulation is useless (651 comments)

Most nerds would love it in China or North Korea, if they can keep their gadgets and kiddie scat bestiality furry snuff porn and hentai shit. As long as they don't have to work, they won't miss any freedom since they don't venture out of their basements.

about 4 months ago
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Could We Abort a Manned Mission To Mars?

JockTroll Re:Should we? (267 comments)

There is no rational reason for allowing lowlife geeks to exist as well. Of course, we already have the extermination plans ready. This world should belong only to us Beautiful People.

about 4 months ago
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How 3D Printers Went Mainstream After Decades In Obscurity

JockTroll Re: 3d printing is legit (69 comments)

Are you mad? LEGO pieces are copyrighted, trademarked, patented and consecrated with the blood of albino babies. If you so much as think about reproducing them you will feel the wrath of the corporate jihadists who will behead the shit out of everyone and then shoot themselves in the head with flamethrowers.

about 4 months ago

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