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Retired SCOTUS Justice Wants To 'Fix' the Second Amendment

JockTroll Don't worry... (1558 comments)

... They'll fix the First one as well. Sooner than we expect.

2 days ago

Student Records Kids Who Bully Him, Then Gets Threatened With Wiretapping Charge

JockTroll Re:Rewarding the bullies... (788 comments)

Actually not. Poison is extremely easy to make with a minimum of knowledge of chemistry. You can make chlorine gas with household supplies, in closed spaces it will cause lethal damage to lungs. Neurotoxins are easy as well and dosage is not a problem, just use enough of it. I've been mixing up poisons since I was 11. You will spend a lot for guns and ammunition, you will have to show papers. Household chemicals are cheap. Equipment to distill toxins from plants is cheap and you can build it at home out of store-bought glassware. Moreover, firearms are messy: once the first shots are fired, most of your targets will flee or hide while poison once absorbed will do its work. Incendiaries are also great, they do way more damage per mass than explosives and are easier to make. The panic will kill more than the fire, and the superheated air will get everywhere and kill people far from the point of origin. Smoke will kill more. Don't pull statements out of your ass, it only shows everybody how stupid you are.

2 days ago

Saturn May Have Given Birth To a Baby Moon

JockTroll Won't last long (71 comments)

That fucking cannibal planet will eat it soon. I say, castrate the fucker with a stone sickle and be done with it.

3 days ago

Carpenter Who Cut Off His Fingers Makes "Robohand" With 3-D Printer

JockTroll What's left to say? (91 comments)


4 days ago

The GNOME Foundation Is Running Out of Money

JockTroll Re:Funny (687 comments)

Who's the homosexual?

The one who doesn't like to see a couple of women - homosexual or not - going down on each other.

5 days ago

Ask Slashdot: Are You Apocalypse-Useful?

JockTroll Bring on the Global Warming! (730 comments)

The sooner the catastrophes strikes, the better. It will be the long awaited-for reason for social purging and decontamination. We, the beautiful and athletic people will, of course, have the best chances to reproduce and survive while the lower specimens will die out. Nerds in particular will be eradicated quickly enough, and recycled mainly as pig food and fertilizer, although me might decide to dessiccate some of their corpses for use as combustible. The future does not bode well for you, nerdinhos, I'd get out of life before life gets done with you because even if the apocalypse doesn't come, the days you were "protected" by social conventions are coming to an end. ;)

5 days ago

Michael Bloomberg: You Can't Teach a Coal Miner To Code

JockTroll That's right. Teach them... (578 comments)

... Something useful instead. Coders are now a dime a dozen, and it's a job easily offshored. The Internet took care of that part. Seriously, how many programmers do you really need? This is not the '80s or '90s when you could make it big, now there's fewer and fewer IT giants and they don't need that many workers. The cloud and outsourcing are killing off IT departments in many companies. Technology is cleaning itself up for good. When in less than a decade Silicon Valley will have become IT's Detroit and all the jobs have been offshored, the tech-heads will have to reinvent themselves, most certainly as street sweeper. Unless robots have taken that role as well, and in that case they will have to reinvent themselves as emaciated corpses.

about a week ago

New French Law Prohibits After-Hours Work Emails

JockTroll Re:So these French version of Republicans... (477 comments)

C'est la France pour toi! Ils prennent leur idéels Républicains serieusement! À la guillotine, bordel de merde!

about a week ago

Google: Teach Girls Coding, Get $2,500; Teach Boys, Get $0

JockTroll Re:Premise for a movie (673 comments)

More like a SF/Fantasy store. You can't teach a geek how to LIVE because those things (geeks are not really human) do not have any life in them. The only thing you can do with them is beat them up and shit on their faces.

about a week ago

Blender Foundation Video Taken Down On YouTube For Copyright Violation

JockTroll Re:Perjury? Well, fraud maybe... (306 comments)

The EU stand up to the US? The EU that stopped diplomatic flights on the order of the High Lord Bonobo because it was suspected that the soundrel Edward Snowden, who mightly displeased the High Lord Bonobo, could be on them? They will not antagonize the US media lobby, which is actively supported by the High Lord Bonobo: instead they will do the European Salute (right arm and hand extended, palm facing down) and shout "JAWOHL MEIN FÜHRER" (in German to honor their proud cultural heritage of course).

about two weeks ago

How the Internet Is Taking Away America's Religion

JockTroll Aw come on (1037 comments)

If "the internet" is what takes to change your view of the world on anything, then you didn't have much of a view to begin with and probably can't even read. Seriously, there have been those analog information storage units called "books" around for centuries. Reading Voltaire will cause you to rethink religion but the internet? LOL. If ANY of your choices have been influenced by the internet, you're weak-minded and pathetic: the moment the web buzz changes you will drink cyanide-laces kool-aid and love it. Stupid marketoid bot. Do the world a favour, you internet-worshipping loserboys: kill yourselves, rid the world of your weak-minded pathetic ilk. Do it. Now.

about two weeks ago

NASA Can't Ethically Send Astronauts On One-Way Missions To Deep Space

JockTroll Re:Please forget the space (402 comments)

Shit on the children. What have the future generations ever done for us? Besides, no children = no pedophiles. Burn them in a furnace for heat, like they do in England. Winter is coming.

about two weeks ago

Indie Game Jam Show Collapses Due To Interference From "Pepsi Consultant"

JockTroll No wonder... (465 comments)

... The production collapsed when they went down on each other's tools.

about two weeks ago

Drone-Assisted Hunting To Be Illegal In Alaska

JockTroll Drones, PAH! (397 comments)

Hunting with drones is for sissies. You want that wildlife killed, you get your rifle, shotgun or pistol or whatever and you do it yourself. What's next, tapping animals' phones? Intercepting their e-mail? And for what, pray tell? Are you seriously telling me you've got any evidence, backed by solid intelligence, that some wild hares are planning to hijack a couple of bald eagles and fly them into some ol' sequoia tree because they've got religious issues with the squirrels? Think again, smartass. What's this fucking world come to that you can't hunt deer without blowing bucks into drones. Oh the huge manatee! THE HUGE MANATEE!

about three weeks ago

Functional 3D-Printed Tape Measure

JockTroll Re:Let me know when... (134 comments)

Not all at once. It can't form complex machines. Guns and explosives have chemicals in them. Moving parts. It doesn't work that way, but it can form solid metal shapes. Knives and stabbing weapons.

about a month ago

Don't Help Your Kids With Their Homework

JockTroll Re:Kids stop listening at 12. (278 comments)

They can regain it. It just takes some beatings, burning coals and waterboarding.

about a month ago

Is Weev Still In Jail Because the Government Doesn't Understand What Hacking Is?

JockTroll Re:A hundred years from now... (246 comments)

You're wrong: we will look back on things like this and mutter "this is how it started". And then a friendly security patrolman (they will be called that way) will look at us sternly from behind a dark visor and growl: "Are you harboring illegal thoughts, citizen? We are watching you."

about a month ago

Russian Army Spetsnaz Units Arrested Operating In Ukraine

JockTroll Re:We need a US base in the Ukraine (623 comments)

Very well, by all means go ahead and start WW3 over Ukraine. The economy will recover for sure after that. ;)

about 1 month ago

Russian State TV Anchor: Russia Could Turn US To "Radioactive Ash"

JockTroll Re:And the US could turn Russia into vapor (878 comments)

That's why I said "counterforce", loserboy. "Counterforce" means you take out your enemy strategic assets, "countervalue" means you take out your enemy's cities, factories and civilian infrastructure. By the way, they don't even have to airburst to kill off the US: some explosions in the upper atmosphere and pop goes your electronic communication structure. Don't play tough with Russia over something as trivial as Crimea, it ain't worth it.

about a month ago


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