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Gunmen Kill 12, Wound 7 At French Magazine HQ

JonWan Re:In the name of Allah ! (1350 comments)

I think someone should shoot this Allah guy and put a stop to this crap.

about three weeks ago

Interviews: Ask Adora Svitak About Education and Women In STEM and Politics

JonWan Re:Child prodigies (155 comments)

She co-wrote the book with her mother.

about 2 months ago

Marijuana Legalized In Oregon, Alaska, and Washington DC

JonWan Re:America is a RINO (588 comments)

Sure you can say fuck BOTH of them, I do it every election. I haven't voted for a democrat or republican for the last 15 or 20 years execpt for very local city / county elections. If there isn't a 3rd party running, that part of the ballot gets skipped. I don't care who is running as long as it's not a democrat or republican ( or those fake independants ) I'll mark them, I don't care who wins because they are both equally bad. I refuse to vote for the lesser of two evils anymore. The thing is, I make sure I vote! I can't wait to see a president elected with 20% of the popular vote, maybe that will get some attention. ( I might not live long enough. )

about 3 months ago

'Why Banana Skins Are Slippery' Wins IgNobel

JonWan Re:Dogs as compass (127 comments)

I wonder what would happen if you don't allow a dog to align north-south.

You will cause a rip in the space time continuum and destroy the universe.

about 4 months ago

Emails Show Feds Asking Florida Cops To Deceive Judges About Surveillance Tech

JonWan Re:Perjury? (251 comments)

"Isn't this kinda like....um.... perjury? I'm pretty sure that kind of thing isn't taken lightly by the judiciary. Furthermore, isn't it law enforcement meant to be role models for following the law?"

You know it's sad when this statement is modded funny instead of insightful.

I guess about all we can really do is laugh, at least until the general public wakes up.

about 7 months ago

Lego To Produce Three Box Sets Featuring Female Scientists

JonWan Re:Limited? (208 comments)

Because no one will buy them, well execpt for collectors. I sold "action figures" in my video store, we would buy them by the case and maybe there would be 1 or 2 female figures in a case. These were almost always already purchaced by collectors in advance of us recieving our orders. Boys never buy female action fighures, and girls rarely buy action figures Xena was an execption girls bought both the male and female figures. If we ever had an extra female figure it sat on the shelf until some collector noticed it. So it's not a female hating conspiracy, it's just business.

about 8 months ago

200 Dolphins Await Slaughter In Japan's Taiji Cove

JonWan Re:That doesn't seem right. (628 comments)

Bender: Who wants dolphin?
Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent.
Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Fry: OK.
Leela: Oh, OK.
Amy: That's different.
Farnsworth: Good, good.
Leela: Pass the blowhole.
Amy: Can I have a fluke?
Hermes: Hey, quit hogging the bottle-nose.
Farnsworth: Toss me the speech centre of the brain!

1 year,11 days

EV Owner Arrested Over 5 Cents Worth of Electricity From School's Outlet

JonWan Re:Theft is theft, but... (1010 comments)

We just shoot them and then call the police. :-)

about a year ago

Chinese Firm Huawei In Control of UK Net Filters

JonWan Re:Bullshit (148 comments)

Sounds like a politician to me.

about a year and a half ago

Iranian Space Official: Photo Shows Wrong Monkey

JonWan WTF a monkey (89 comments)

In a country with thousands of nut jobs willing to blow themselves up for Allah, why a monkey. Just use a would be suicide bomber and launch him. They could have him scream Allah ho Akbar as he's launched.

about 2 years ago

NASA DTN Protocol: How Interplanetary Internet Works

JonWan Re:First post (109 comments)

Nah, I'm in Texas we use furlongs per fortnight.

more than 2 years ago

NASA DTN Protocol: How Interplanetary Internet Works

JonWan Re:First post (109 comments)

Holy shit! that just blows the crap out of that joke. All these years on Slashdot and the one time I try to do a first post joke I really get first post.

more than 2 years ago

NASA DTN Protocol: How Interplanetary Internet Works

JonWan First post (109 comments)

The main problem is the long delay at light speed.

more than 2 years ago

Who Cares If Samsung Copied Apple?

JonWan Re:Yeah they did stop innovating (544 comments)

705,000 hits for "Kernel Panic OS X"

I don't think that means what you think it does.

About 2,060,000 hits for "Kernel Panics Linux"

That is meaningless.......

more than 2 years ago

Pirate Bay To Offer Physical Item Downloads

JonWan Re:How would you register a downloaded car? (343 comments)

It's not really hard to do. Just keep all records of where the parts came from so they can make sure that they are not stolen. Pay your fee and they will issue you a number to stamp on the frame. Check with your local DMV because laws vary from state to state.

about 3 years ago

New Cable Designed To Deter Copper Thieves

JonWan Re:Theif soultions (668 comments)

AC and RF only run in the outside layer of a conductor. It's called the skin effect, if the copper clad is thick enough the conductivity will be the same as a solid wire as long as you don't run DC through it you will be OK.

about 3 years ago

Tech Industry Reps To Speak Before Congress About SOPA

JonWan Re:We're doomed (273 comments)

Some people have already started.

This will be the kind of site that will be shut down. Nasty pirates stealing old ham radio equipment manuals.

about 3 years ago


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