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Ford's Bringing Adaptive Steering To the Masses

Kamiza Ikioi PC vs Console Drivers (128 comments)

Yeah, and since when does a car have auto-aim? You call that realistic driving? Any driver with a keyboard and mouse would beat the crap a console joystick driver!

about 4 months ago

UK Ballistics Scientists: 3D-Printed Guns Are 'of No Use To Anyone'

Kamiza Ikioi Re:Also, cars are of no use to anyone (490 comments)

Simple formula. To disprove something someone else did, make it yourself badly, and video tape it failing. Therefore the thing you is proven a failure, thus, nobody else anywhere can make it work.

Because just look at all the fools in the late 1800s who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars combined to create a heavier than air flying machine. We all know that one would have to be a brilliant engineer with millions of dollars to make something like that! What, you think a couple of bicycle mechanics could do that!?!

about 4 months ago
top Thinks Depictions of Pi Are Protected Intellectual Property

Kamiza Ikioi I have a smiley (264 comments)

Better to own the domain, anyways. That's why I own I leave the interpretation of my art up to my audience... is it a smiley face... or something more insidious!

about 4 months ago

5 Years Later, 'Do Not Track' System Ineffective

Kamiza Ikioi Re:Why would anyone want it? (254 comments)

Or, you could just use Lynx.

Or you could just stop using the web.

Or you could disable all images and javascript.

Pretty much anything is less work and less annoying than having to screw with all the times those tools screw up and you have to fix or whitelist a website. Just look at all the mental energy in this comment thread wasted trying to put together 5, 6, or 7 tools in the right combination like alchemists.

Or, you could just not give a damn so long as it's not flashing or covering the content, and avoid sites that do, because you don't feel like running 10 more unnecessary browser hacks/addons/extensions forever slowing down page loads rather than shrugging your shoulders and never giving it a second thought.

Or yeah, keep fighting the good fight, and Free Tibet... everyone needs a cause, I suppose. ;)

about 4 months ago

Google Using YouTube Threat As Leverage For Cheaper Streaming Rights

Kamiza Ikioi Re:worked in the old days (197 comments)

Google strong-arming musicians like the worst of the music industry? I dunno, sounds pretty evil to me.

Yes, how dare Google dictate its own business terms! How dare they tell those making money off of their 100% completely free service (without even ads if they so chose not to have them) that the free ride won't last forever. Evil! Evil I say! Nay, Google... NAY!

Google should have no say over how they choose to do business. Instead, Google should be nationalized and operated by an independent board of poets, and every decision voted on by their users to make everyone happy. Their servers will then be converted to run on unicorn rainbow farts, and 99% of profits shall be given to EU newspapers to recoup all of the vast amounts of business they've lost by having Google link to their stories so that people can actually find them.


about 4 months ago

Major ISPs Threaten To Throttle Innovation and Slow Network Upgrades

Kamiza Ikioi Re:If you regulate properly, we'll stop our busine (286 comments)

Please tell me you aren't serious. We've been hearing about a smart grid working with smart appliances for what seems like forever. If we'd done this in the days of dial up, we'd still be on dial up. When's the last time your water company increased the pipe size to your house as part of "innovative upgrade". Never, right? Exactly.

Would you still want a regulated monopoly/duopoly (government's fault)? I don't know about you, but taking back the last 20 years of profit to undo the broadband revolution seems like an insanely BAD idea.

Let's keep the sour grapes reactions under wraps so we don't get stuck in the dark ages of current speeds for the next 20 years. I agree the problem is with politicians in back pockets, but it's the local and state policies that stop competition we should be fighting. Pretending they'll innovate under threat of becoming a pure utility will not work. They'll simply become a utility.

about 4 months ago

London Police To Wear Video Cameras In Pilot Project

Kamiza Ikioi COPS: Creepy Police Bathroom Videos (152 comments)

If all police are going to wear cameras, I demand public outcry equivilant to Google Glass for any police officer entering a bar, going to the bathroom, or hanging out around playgrounds.

You think I'm joking... but if I take a video on Google Glass, it's for private use. If I take a video as a camera enabled police officer, that embarassing moment is caught on police video, which can be seen by anyone with authorization... and just look at all those "authorized" videos showing up on Cops, Amazing Chases, etc. And the show Cops proves that people will sit for hours watching mundane police activity so long as there are a few drunk/stupid/lying/disfigured/crazy citizen to laugh at.

about 4 months ago

Women Increasingly Freezing Their Eggs To Pursue Their Careers

Kamiza Ikioi Reading the Headline... (342 comments)

...wondered, "Why is Slashdot posting cooking and preparation of eggs as 'women's work'? And why would that affect woman's career? Kinda sexist if you ask me..."

about 5 months ago

Expert Warns: Civilian World Not Ready For Massive EMP-Caused Blackout

Kamiza Ikioi TSA-like Money for Fear (271 comments)

We're not ready for a massive EMP... or a 500 mile high Tsunami... or Giant radioactive lizards that breath fire. I love the quote though, "In the first few minutes of an EMP, nearly half a million people would die." Well, if we're talking about an EMP that could take out the entire US including airspace, that might be true of planes falling from the sky and trains running off the rails. But that scenario isn't even remotely plausible outside total nuclear annihilation. Further, Hurrican Katrina showed that even an EMP hitting a major city is really nothing more than a power outage. Flooding happens to be the most dangerous natural disaster in reach of major cities (short of Hawaii blowing up or California splitting in half). Unless the results of an EMP are dams breaking in some Superman: The Movie kind of way, we wouldn't even see a Katrina level disaster.

Frankly, I could care less about an EMP. Any number of computer viruses could disable more machines than an EMP. And a radioactive dirty bomb is a real threat to life for decades. Any terrorist that could cause an explosion capable of triggering a sufficiently large EMP would find that the bomb itself would be more useful against a soft civilian target. An EMP is just flat out impractical for a terrorist, who prefers simple and direct and terrifying.

On the other hand, if we're worried about a bad actor like North Korea, I believe such an EMP that could hit multiple US cities at once would trigger a nuclear response from the US. What are we going to do, waste resources wrapping electronics in shielding for... an unwarranted fear? And $2 Billion sounds desperately low. It's like the TSA, only even more incredibly useless.

about 5 months ago

In a Hole, Golf Courses Experiment With 15-inch Holes

Kamiza Ikioi Re:Softball (405 comments)

I seem to have the opposite experience. When I go golfing with people (rarely), hitting the green is pretty easy. Every one then get's 2 or 3 tries at the putt, then just gives up, picks up the ball. Frankly, I see no reason to change hole size, because we already treat it as two games. Hitting the green is golf. Trying to get the ball in the hole is a the other game of "@&#$ing stupid %#! son of a @*%@# get in the $%&#ing hole... awww ^*@& it, next fairway..."

The issue for me is spending hours just trying to get through 9 holes before my legs fall off and my head burns in the sun. It's not money or the hole size. I play with a $15 set of mismatched clubs I found at a garage sale and I play on public courses.

about 5 months ago

Netflix Gets What It Pays For: Comcast Streaming Speeds Skyrocket

Kamiza Ikioi Misunderstanding Peering Agreements (328 comments)

We won't forget this.

Haha, that's what everyone said about the separating of DVD and streaming services, which was an effective price hike.

But in all seriousness, there was nothing special about the deal, it was a peering agreement, which is STANDARD procedure for EVERYONE. This has absolutely NOTHING to do with Net Neutrality. Anyone who says otherwise has no idea how the system works and has worked since the Internet originally went commercial. Not... One... Clue... This is how the Internet as most everyone knows it has always, always, worked.

For those who can't grasp this concept, here's an easy reference article:

about 5 months ago

New Service Lets You Hitch a Ride With Private Planes For Cost of Tank of Gas

Kamiza Ikioi Re:um... (269 comments)

I don't think I want to get into an unknown plane flown by an unknown pilot who needs to share the fuel bill.

And you personally know all of the pilots before you board any plane?

about 5 months ago

Flame Malware Authors Hit Self-Destruct

Kamiza Ikioi Who said this was limited to the US government? (260 comments)

The Congress did not give the Executive branch this power by any sort of law that I can recall

Who said this was limited to the US government? You are talking about against US citizens by the US government, a very select case. Several countries can spy on their own citizens "by law", China for instance. It's quite legal there. So, that immediately would contradict your statement "It's an illegal activity, whether done by governments or by the mob." Because it's just not true on its face.

We are not aware which country did this, unlike Stuxnet. So let's look at Stuxnet, which was created by the US and Israel. The CIA operates under similar legality to operate on foreign agents and powers. Why does Stuxnet differ from an agent sneaking in and sabotaging a machine?

In what way is Stuxnet, targetted at Iran, crimeware under US law. Sometimes laws give explicit powers. Other times, powers are assumed unless explicitly prohibited.

Something is not simply illegal where the law is silent.

So, assuming Stuxnet was an operation carried out by the US government against the Iran government, and assuming that it operated as intended, namely that it never left Iranian facilities... show me the law, the exact law, that makes it illegal.

You are sort of blandly making these assumptions of legality... without anything legal backing. If you were to take the makers of Stuxnet to court, what law would you go to SCOTUS charging them with if you were Iran?

You can't just throw "not done under the rule of law" out there. That's some libertarian, "government can't do anything unless we spell it out in exact detail to them, with no wiggle room", jargon. And, you may very well be a libertarian and believe that. Unfortunately for that argument, neither the US government nor the courts nor China nor Russia nor many other countries with cyberwar programs take such a view on the law.

That leaves it as thinking is should be illegal, but that's opinion, not law.

more than 2 years ago

Trained Rats Map Minefields With GPS

Kamiza Ikioi Re:As a New Yorker... (103 comments)

Or they could just mine the subway.

more than 2 years ago

Flame Malware Authors Hit Self-Destruct

Kamiza Ikioi Goverment Crimeware? (260 comments)

And whether governments do it, or the RBN, it's still crimeware.

I think that's taking a fast and loose definition of "crime", isn't it? That would make tanks, bombs, planes, and even spy tech... all crimetech.

Spyware is taken, and Warware may not roll off the tongue as easy. But calling government cyberwar activities Crimeware just feeds the nutjob conspiracy theorists, as though no government has no legitimate self interest in spying or conducting activities against other countries.

As someone against the taking of human life, I find government cyberwar methods to be the best thing to happen to humanity since the bullet proof vest!

more than 2 years ago

Ask Slashdot: How Best To Teach Programming To Salespeople?

Kamiza Ikioi Re:Hire bad programmers with good social skills (211 comments) have to be a 1/100K personality type to succeed...

  - fool

I would venture to guess that this particular personality type is not 1 in 100K.

more than 2 years ago

World's Subways Share Common Mathematical Structure

Kamiza Ikioi Subway Runs BSD (159 comments)

This joke is not meme-compliant as per Slashdot policy. The sandwich needs to run on Linux.

Subway runs BSD. Bacon, Salami, Dill Pickle.... it comes on OS 9 Grain Wheat, and is great toaster-ed with LoJack cheese.

more than 2 years ago

UK To Give Peer-Reviewed Science Libel Protection

Kamiza Ikioi Madness! (101 comments)

So, the main institution responsible for scientific groupthink is going to be the arbiter of what's libel and what isn't? Brilliant!

So, you're saying that scientists will be responsible for determining what science is? Madness! Next, they'll have doctors telling us what medicine is! And mathematicians telling us what math is!

more than 2 years ago

Ron Paul Effectively Ending Presidential Campaign

Kamiza Ikioi Re:so what? (745 comments)

We still have the oldest democracy still in existence... working pretty well. How's that sarcasm thing been working out for you?

more than 2 years ago



LastPass: Hackers May Have Stolen Password Data

Kamiza Ikioi Kamiza Ikioi writes  |  more than 3 years ago

Kamiza Ikioi writes "FTA: LastPass, a company that offers to safeguard and simplify managing subscribers’ online passwords, said hackers may have broken into its database and stolen information on as many as 1.25 million accounts. “This could be the nastiest password hack in history,” Jeremy Conway, a researcher for the Portsmouth, New Hampshire, based cyber-security company NitroSecurity Inc., said."
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New 10 User Limit on Free Google Apps

Kamiza Ikioi Kamiza Ikioi writes  |  more than 3 years ago

Kamiza Ikioi writes "Google just sent me an email stating: 'As of May 10, any organization that signs up for a new account will be required to use the paid Google Apps for Business product in order to create more than 10 users. We honor our commitment to all existing customers and will allow you to add more than 10 users to your account for at no additional charge, based on the limit in place when you joined us.'"
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Ceglia Sues for 50% Facebook w/ Email Agreement

Kamiza Ikioi Kamiza Ikioi writes  |  more than 3 years ago

Kamiza Ikioi writes "A lawsuit by Paul Ceglia contains never before seen emails from Mark Zuckerberg. The emails, if they prove to be real, could be the most damning evidence to date against Zuckerberg's business dealings in time leading up to "The Face Book" and just after. They paint a picture of a Zuckerberg more sinister than portrayed in the movie The Social Network actively out to sucker his investors that the site, including Ceglia. FTA: " Zuckerberg writes Ceglia an email telling him he's thinking of shutting down the Facebook site, because he's too busy to work on it and there's little interest in it among students. (This is while Facebook is growing like crazy). Ceglia gets really pissed off, and starts accusing Zuckerberg of pulling 'criminal stunts'." Among the emails is one where Mark Zuckerberg agrees to split Facebook with Ceglia 50/50. If the emails are proven legitimate, Ceglia may own 50% of Facebook."
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