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Russia Wants To Replace US Computer Chips With Local Processors

Kerstyun Re:Good luck with that (340 comments)

The good book sayth, explain not the joke, lesst the joke be you.

about a month ago

Computing a Cure For HIV

Kerstyun How (89 comments)

> cure aids
killniggers? Y/n
> Y
niggers killed
killfaggets? Y/n
> Y
faggets killed

about a month ago

Dinosaurs May Have Been Neither Warm-blooded Nor Cold-Blooded

Kerstyun Ektatherm (54 comments)

In my day we called 'em cold-blooded. Also, fuck beta. And niggers.

about a month ago

Mad Cow Disease Blamed For Patient's Death In Texas

Kerstyun Re:TX Law (132 comments)

Speakin'gs for faggot's. Real men shoot people who's disagree with them.

about a month and a half ago

Sifting Mt. Gox's Logs Reveals Suspicious Trading Patterns

Kerstyun Jews (143 comments)

Proverb says, follow the money find jew there.

about 2 months ago

Americans Hate TV and Internet Providers More Than Other Industries

Kerstyun Number ONE (255 comments)

Everyone want's americans their the best.

about 2 months ago

Why I'm Sending Back Google Glass

Kerstyun Luke 15:7 (166 comments)

Luke 15:7

about 2 months ago

ANTVR - China's Answer To Oculus Rift Is Raising Funds

Kerstyun wider (104 comments)

sould be a wider screan ration, on account of chinky's got slitty eyes,

about 2 months ago

Study Rules Out Global Warming Being a Natural Fluctuation With 99% Certainty

Kerstyun Re:more pseudo science (869 comments)

Wrong it's 8.3 recuring

about 3 months ago

Time Dilation Drug Could Let Heinous Criminals Serve 1,000 Year Sentences

Kerstyun Re: Ridiculous. (914 comments)

OK so'd there'd be speaking russien because england couldn't beat them allone eventually ussr would win by number's.

about 4 months ago

Don't Help Your Kids With Their Homework

Kerstyun Re:Um, right. (278 comments)

> blatant errors in the grade school science texts?

I saw on that said dineysoaur's died before humen's came along and worse that humen's is descent from monkey's.

about 4 months ago

Time Dilation Drug Could Let Heinous Criminals Serve 1,000 Year Sentences

Kerstyun Re: Ridiculous. (914 comments)

Eurolibral faggot's. If it wasn for US half of them'd be speaken german now.

about 4 months ago

U.S. Students/Grads Carrying Over $1 Trillion In Debt

Kerstyun Re:Tell me again... (538 comments)

and them as i's good at sport.

about 5 months ago

Your 60-Hour Work Week Is Not a Badge of Honor

Kerstyun Re:American poor (717 comments)

If it's JESU'S will that you be pour then so beat.

about 5 months ago

Star Trek Economics

Kerstyun Re:Rule of acquisition 18 (888 comments)

Wrong. God "works" to make the sun shine. God works to keep the air from freezing solid on the ground. God works to ensure that there are 24 hours in a day.

about 5 months ago

Network Solutions Opts Customer Into $1,850 Security Service

Kerstyun Re:Free market means exactly that ! (405 comments)

Why did you leave out the bit where he say's more or less looky looky here, Im been sarcastick? I only got three teeth and I figger'd it.

about 6 months ago

T-Mobile Jumping Into the Check-Cashing Industry

Kerstyun Re:so many middle men (211 comments)

To them that hat shall be given (Mark 4.25 Mathew 13.12). Do you dispute the Word of the LORD?

about 6 months ago

Bennett Haselton: Google+ To Gmail Controversy Missing the Point

Kerstyun Re:Bennett Haselton? (244 comments)

He sure is one wordy gentalman.

about 6 months ago

Chinese Icebreaker Is Stuck In Ice After Antarctic Research Vessel Rescue

Kerstyun Re:Wow (361 comments)

So let's all drive Hummar's and stick it to the arrogant french, smug limey's and krauty germans! We'll see how superior they are when their permanentley under 12 feat of snow. Evolve some fur, you athists. USA - Number ONE! USA - Number ONE!

about 7 months ago




Kerstyun Kerstyun writes  |  more than 4 years ago

Actaully I speak as good as Chelsea Grammar if not bettar but I type it bad on account I lossed eight fingar's in nam, you intransagent clod.

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