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Tim Cook: "I'm Proud To Be Gay"

KrazyDave He's proud? (764 comments)

Of what, exactly? That he copulates into other men's mouths and anuses? Yeah, great job, Timmy.

about a month and a half ago

We Need Distributed Social Networks More Than Ello

KrazyDave Ello - FB for drag queens... (269 comments)

and CL predators and Grndr rejects. Sounds lovely.

about 2 months ago

Obama Administration Seeks $58M To Put (Partly) Toward Fighting Ebola

KrazyDave Any of our money that Obamebola sends to Africa... (105 comments)

Will immediately be funneled to muslim terror groups, African warlords and strongmen. Is anyone so naive to think that something else will happen to the money?

about 3 months ago

Ask Slashdot: Preparing an Android Tablet For Resale?

KrazyDave I have a Asus Transformer tablet that I dropped... (113 comments)

Clumsy idiot. You deserve to have your data stolen. And as if anyone wanted the passkeys to your stupid subs, gmails and reddit IDs.

about 5 months ago

Compromise Struck On Cellphone Unlocking Bill

KrazyDave Grassley? (77 comments)

Sen. Charles "Chuck-a-buck" Grassley, sucking on a huge blunt, exhaled a plume of potent Mary Jane smoke and coughed out, "Freeeeeeeedom for phooooones!" before expiring from a massive coronary, still grasping his iPhone 4S in his steel grip. Please send donations to NORML in lieu of flowers.

about 5 months ago

The View From Inside A Fireworks Show

KrazyDave Re:"goosebumps every time" (200 comments)

You must be a closet fa ggot. Come out and be at peace with yourself and slurp that seamen!

about 5 months ago

Supreme Court Rules Cell Phones Can't Be Searched Without a Warrant

KrazyDave If you have nothing to hide... (249 comments)

...then why worry, hmm? Maybe you have some illegal pr0n or plans for a terror attack? Only people trying to hide something worry about this.

about 6 months ago

How Secret Partners Expand NSA's Surveillance Dragnet

KrazyDave Thanks to M0slms, this is the only way (63 comments)

A lot of hipsters and other wannabe "'Murica - haters" are loose and easy with their criticism like so much diarrhea, but the sad fact is that if NSA monitoring saves us from just one more tragedy, then it's worth it.

about 6 months ago

Amazon Announces 'Fire Phone'

KrazyDave The Jeff Bezos BozoPhone (192 comments)

Or the JeffBezosBozoFirePhone... amazing how Amazon misjudged the stupidity of th public so badly. Or did he? What are those assholes calling themselves - "'ZonHeads" or some crap like that?

about 6 months ago

Solar Impulse 2 Makes First Flight

KrazyDave it's going to crash on the global flight (34 comments)

Very nice, but I doubt it will make it around the globe. Probably will be shot down depending on which 3rd-worlders it flies over.

about 7 months ago

4chan Launches '$20 Bug Bounty' After Hackers Ruin moot's Day

KrazyDave Because /b/ (79 comments)

Absolutely no good has ever come from that vile cesspool of depravity, although the live, streaming suicide of that Norwegian guy was pretty novel.

about 7 months ago

WSJ: Americans' Phone Bills Are Going Up

KrazyDave Will sav USD 240/yr., + unlimited + free iPhone 5 (273 comments)

Was on TMOUS for 10 yrs., limited data, shared minutes, initially because it was the best family plan with no roaming charges for about USD 164/4 lines. Then when TMOUS went "no-contract", I actually paid early termination fees for 2 of the lines to go "no contract" and it was well worth it. Now there are never overage charges, all unlimited text, talk and data (one line for my wife's iPhone has unlimited high-speed data at extra charge), 4 lines for less than USD 120. When my wife got the installment plan to buy an iPhone 5 last year for an extra 20/mo., our bill went up to a little less than we were paying. So essentially, beside the aforementioned unlimited upgrades, we got an extra unlocked iPhone 5 for my wife for the same amount we were paying previously and when its paid off in 24 mos., our bill will go down 20/month again. I sure hope no one buys TMOUS because they will nix these crazy pro-consumer plans in a heartbeat. Not affiliated with T-Mo in any way except as a happy customer.

about 9 months ago

Target Has Major Credit Card Breach

KrazyDave Wouldn't be surprised if Wal-Mart was... (191 comments)

...financing the hacking (hidden by many layers) to target Target as a form of corporate espionage. Just the bad press alone is worth literally billions in the final run-up to Christmas (and Kwanza, of course) spending.

1 year,1 day

This Whole Bitcoin Thing Could Be Big, Says Bank of America

KrazyDave Bitcoins will always suffer their reputation... (276 comments)

because there is no secure entity backing them up. Bitcoin are the mathematical equivalent of ca. 1999 Beanie Babies.

1 year,14 days

Plastic Waste Threatens Marine Diversity

KrazyDave Paper or plastic? (48 comments)

In America there are tight regulations of the manufacturing, and transport on top of EPA. When you request a plastic bag, it's clean and it's fate is clean, plus we have profuse kandfill space available that is also tightly managed and regulated.

It is the "emerging" economies led by China and India who dump unregulated waste including heavy metals and other toxins, have dirty-technolgy, and unregulated factories that spew millions of tons of untreated air pollution and who also dump millions of tons of their plastic garbage directly into our oceans.

So you jackass hipsters at Trader Joe's keep using your filthy little burlap bags and thinking that you're making a difference while you turn a blind eye to the ecological atrocities committed by your we-are-the-world brothers.

1 year,16 days

With Burning Teslas In the News Ford Recalls Almost 140,000 Escapes

KrazyDave Teva-wearing-to-show-off-his-toes Ashton Kutcher: (293 comments)

Likes Tesla enough to feature one in an episode of 'Two And A Half men", so it must be fabulous to the knuckle-dragging, self-important, pseudo-intellectual, "Big Bang Theory"-watching sluggard hipsters who idolize and follow new-age 'messiahs" such as Obama and Musk.

1 year,22 days

Samsung Ordered To Pay Apple $290M In Patent Case

KrazyDave "APPEL FANBOI LOL" commenst aside... (219 comments)

The verdict clearly shows that Samsung did capitalize on Apple's enormous investment into R&D and should pay.

1 year,29 days


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