I know X people with diagnosed H1N1 flu, where X is:
I know X people who are now Zombies, where X is:
* None at all.
* More than 15
NASA Attempts To Assuage 2012 Fears
While watching a recent documentary on the World Trade Center, I finally saw the collapse of WTC 7.
With that footage and the other images of the Towers collapsing, I want to yell at Hollywood, once and for all:
"SKYSCRAPERS ARE NOT DOMINOS!!!"
Judge Won't Lower $5M Bail For Jailed SF IT Admin
Damn kid. Slacking off on Slashdot again. They're all alike...
Making Babies In Space May Not Be Easy
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the capsule making Starbabies and I saw one of the Starbabies and then the Starbaby looked at me."
Lori Drew Cyberbullying Case Dismissed
If it hasn't been done, has there been a civil suit filed? With the lower standard of proof and the exemption of double jeopardy, it should not be difficult to win.
Then again, what was the point of all this? Pretty troubled girl dies, person does horrendous acts against pretty troubled girl, person must be punished.
'Vanish' Makes Sensitive Data Self-Destruct
Eight hours? The IMF usually needs 10 seconds/
Internet Astroturfer Fined $300,000
Another internal email directed a Lifestyle Lift employee to 'Put your wig and skirt on and tell them about the great experience you had.'
Wouldn't the deep voice and five-o-clock shadow been a tipoff?
Don't Copy That Floppy! Gets a Sequel
... what will deter those illegal downloaders who like Prison Rape?
Keeping a PC Personal At School?
All of ye have given good technical answers, and they would most-likely work, but I think ye overlooked the most practical solution:
If you are going into technical support, this is good practical experience when your users want the shiniest new toy to add to the network.
Unless one of your compatriots pays for your room, board, and tuition. Then it is exactly when the Chief Boss wants the shinest new toy, that usually breaks the system.
My Advanced Personal Robot Will Mainly Be Used For...
Sorry, but I'm a female geek :P
I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as if millions of Slashdotter suddenly cried out in unison, "How YOU doin'!"
NASA In Colbert Conundrum Over Space Station
With an entire town...
Ralph Edwards frowns on Colbert's shenanigans.
Tales From the Support Crypt
When they first came out, people were picking them up and moving them on the screen, figuring there was some magical property which would move the cursor that way.
These days, (like at the local Borders) people have to be reminded that a mouse is *still* being used, and that the screen is not a touch screen.
Critical Vulnerability In Adobe Reader
That might work on some or most files, but there still is no replacement for Acrobat.