top The Amish Are Getting Fracked
unethical people seem to win rather a lot.
.... The deadly trifecta about a year and a half ago
top Smart Guns To Stop Mass Killings
My fiancee loves black guns, and doesn't care for pink.
Well you know what they say about black ones
top Microsoft Unveils First New Company Logo In 25 Years
The video linked in the
Technet announcement is interesting:
red: Office green: XBOX yellow: ???
Maybe Microsoft is planning a new product line
... (if yellow was Server or dev tools there would be no reason not to include it in the video)
Hmm I would have thought
Blue - Windows (For BSOD)
Red - XBox (For RROD) Yellow - ASP/.NET (Yellow screen of death) Green - ... Okay stuck on this one.
top An Olympic Games For Enhanced Athletes?
And so the birth of the Juicer beings
:) ... they'll have to make sure they get hefty contracts as that eight-year life span (burn-out) can be a bitch and you want to make sure you party it up before you burn-out.
Now when does the Glitterboy get introduced?
top I believe humanity will first achieve ...
The title escapes me, but there's a great short story concerning teleportation. The problem is that a complete copy is made, and the original must be destroyed.
Wasnt this the key plot point of the book / movie "The Prestige"?
top S+M Vs. SPDY: Microsoft and Google Battle Over HTTP 2.0
The safeword is 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0, right?
Hey that's easier to say than this safe word
top Details Of FBI Surveillance In Lulzsec Takedown Emerge
Stay alert, TRUST NO ONE, keep your laser handy...
Im sorry citizen oso-neko but the lack of grade in your name indicates you are an infrared citizen and knowledge of that motto is restricted to red or higher grades. Please see the computer for reassignment to food-vat of your choice.
top FDA To Review Inhalable Caffeine
Isn't pure caffeine powder deadly? I'm guessing this product doesn't actually contain "caffeine" powder or we'll hear about how some kid killed him/herself with a pack of these canisters.
... its odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in water. Thankfully most of us from the 80's generation have built up an immunity to it.
top Female Passengers Say They Were Targeted For TSA Body Scanners
consider that you can get an airworthy 2-seater for about $15,000.
Considering that the Hindenburg and Titanic were both top dollar for their time and both considered well above "airworthy" and "seaworthy", this is one area I dont think I would consider going cheap on.
top Laser Scanner May Allow Passengers To Take Bottled Drinks On Planes Again
Its the movie with Milla Jovovich's breasts
... the one without zombie's if that helps narrow it down for you.
top BigDog Robot Gets Much Bigger
Okay people admit you read this with a slightly British accent in your head
top Occupy Flash?
99% of my CPU cycles are taken up by 1 process!
bogomip greed must end and priority reniced to lesser PID's!
Occupy Adobe (Flash) Now!
top Boeing Delivers Massive Ordnance Penetrator
Does this one still require a 25 point killstreak to deploy?
top OLPC Project To Air-Drop Laptops
Man I hope these OLPS's have impact smart hard drives
... otherwise I smell the start of the Zombie Apocalypse on us!
top A Fifth of Telecommuters Work Less Than An Hour Per Day
For companies to do it right, it means there is a web cam that your manager can turn on and off at different times as well view your screen
Unless of course like me they have a spare docking station at home for their work laptops and use it when working from home. So the whole web cam point becomes pretty much invalid.
top William Shatner On
Star Trek Vs. Star Wars
So they have no personal hygiene, listen to rastabilly skank and are their own parents?
Sounds like family planning for young
top William Shatner On
Star Trek Vs. Star Wars
Uh, where do you think his kids came from?
Found under a pool table in box marked "Our Rob or Ross"
top Purported FBI Report Calls Anonymous a National Security Threat
Sounds like they are a Clear and Present Danger
... time to send in Jack Ryan.
The Harrison Ford version, not the Ben Affleck version
top Domino's Plans Pizza On the Moon
1. Get some dust from the moon
2. Filter it, sanitize it, make it not kill someone who ingests it. 3. Put a microscopic amount into some of their cheese. 4. Market this topping as "moon cheese" at a premium price. 5. Profit!
(Probably best that they don't make it obvious what the process is behind this.)
Ah so thats what Cave Johnson did wrong
... he skipped step #2 ...
top 5.8 Earthquake Hits East Coast of the US
And apparently everyone who felt it feels the need to come to
/. and say, "Hey, I felt it!"
/. ... its about the only time they get post about someone saying "They felt it!" ...
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