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New Litigation Targets 20,000 BitTorrent-Using Downloaders

LonghornXtreme April Fool's Joke (949 comments)

Come on. Who the hell would torrent the movies in TFA anyways?

My guess, this is one REALLY elaborate April Fool's joke.

more than 4 years ago
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Comcast Pays Out $16M In P2P Throttling Suit

LonghornXtreme Trial-court-level proceedings DO NOT SET PRECEDENT (176 comments)

How many times will an inane Slashdot summary bitch about a case settling before trial because it "does not set precedent"?

The trial-court level does NOT set precedent. The intermediate appeals court and the court of last resort are the courts that set precedent.

Examples:

Precedent = trial court rules one way on Issue X, ruling is appealed, appellate court affirms the ruling = all future trial courts that are underneath this specific appeals court must rule according to the appellate court's opinion

Not Precedent = trial court rules one way on issue Y, ruling is not appealed, new plaintiff brings new case in trial court regarding issue Y, trial judge is still free to rule as trial judge sees fit = no binding etc.

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Investing In Lawsuits Beats the Street

LonghornXtreme Re:So what's the big deal? (203 comments)

IANAL.

My responses:

1) You can't abolish legally binding precedent in America. Without it, you lose your incorporated rights from the Bill of Rights. You'd also instantaneously make most of the US Government unconstitutional. Go read Marbury v. Madison. Judicial review is an important part of our system. How the hell would you get a 'consensus' of the legal community without the current court system of trial court to intermediate court to court of last resort? So Texas and California should no longer have their own laws and be forced to come under a single Federal law? What about the Federalism (that means states rights, not stronger fed power) that's built in to the Constitution? What about letting cases percolate over time in the system so when the high court finally reviews them, they can make an educated policy decision? Many times the 'moron's' decision 150 years ago is modified ad nauseum. Some very important ones stay around;

2) Hire someone competent? HAHAHAHA. What makes you think that the "competent" person wouldn't be subject to the same difficulties in drafting law, or be subject to heavy-handed lobbyists? Law is like sausage, you never want to watch it being made, but it usually turns out ok.

3) I don't know about what laws you're looking at, but finding the current law in statutory or regulation form couldn't be easier. It's almost all on the internet. The amendments are listed because it lets the attorney determine what law was current AT THE TIME OF THE EVENT OR OCCURRENCE IN QUESTION. See, our Constitution has this pesky no ex post facto laws clause... meaning most cases are tried under the law at the time of the event causing the suit. Frankly, I'd say that the US legal system is one of, if not the most organized creatures on the planet. And it's all a few click away in search engines that make Google blush: LexisNexis and Westlaw. (not free though)

4) Laws aren't exclusive... when judge application of law turns out wonky... we almost always get the case overridden by the legislature. Remember, case-law fills in the gaps of the legislature's text. I.e. the judge can fill in the small details, the fact nuances, and unexpected applications... and if the legislature doesn't like the result, they can just amend the law. Checks and balances. Even if there's no law on point, you have to determine whether the novel conduct was legal AT THE TIME IT OCCURRED. Meaning that if there were no laws on point then, you have to determine whether it was legal by twisting and contorting (heh. torting) the then existing laws.

5) The trend in law is to not use jargon; briefs written by modern attorneys that didn't go to a snobby school are typically well organized and written mostly in layman's terms. Latin is kept to a minimum i.e. say 'claim preclusion' instead of res judicata. Both mean the same thing to an attorney, but it's also easier for the layman to pick up.

Is the system perfect? Hell no. But I'd stay in a common-law system over a civil law system any day. You want to give judges even more power? Fucking nuts. Adversarial is better than inquisitorial.

We'd have to have a complete revolution in order for your proposed changes to come about.

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Hosting a Highly Inflammatory Document?

LonghornXtreme Re:I know where . . . (471 comments)

No shit. That's a good way to get yourself killed.

more than 5 years ago
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Hosting a Highly Inflammatory Document?

LonghornXtreme Re:I know where . . . (471 comments)

IANAL
Sure you could sue in civil court under Section 1983. The police have much more power than you imagine.

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Hosting a Highly Inflammatory Document?

LonghornXtreme Re:I know where . . . (471 comments)

IANAL
The poster's question completely implicates legal advice. You don't want to know how easy it is to get a search warrant locally... it is NOT a 'beyond reasonable doubt' standard.

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Texas Makes Zombie Fire Ants

LonghornXtreme Re:God Bless Texas (398 comments)

Excuse me... I meant to type "They swarm. . . "

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Texas Makes Zombie Fire Ants

LonghornXtreme God Bless Texas (398 comments)

Awwww. Makes me proud. The best country in the world is now taking on the most evil of lawn pests.

Did you know the little bastards chemically signal to themselves? The swarm a leg, and once the first ant bites, the rest bite synchronously.

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Man Arrested For Taking Photo of Open ATM

LonghornXtreme Re:Not Exactly for Taking a Photo (1232 comments)

IANAL:

You've got to be kidding me right?

How these urban legend stories float around just befuddles me. What the hell does a contract have to do with the cop asking some questions?

And 2) did wikipedia tell you that the "_first_" thing in any contract is for the 2 parties to identify themselves?

Have you ever heard of Offer, acceptance, and consideration?

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Man Arrested For Taking Photo of Open ATM

LonghornXtreme Wikipedia != the law in your jurisdiction (1232 comments)

Dude... you just cited Wikipedia for a matter of criminal procedure.

IANAL and this is NOT legal advice but it was my understanding that officers can request ID if they have enough facts to reach the reasonable suspicion standard in Terry v. Ohio. i.e. if they can Terry stop you, they can demand ID. Of course, your states can provide you with more rights than the Constitution.

I'd be VERY careful about refusing to ID yourself; you could be in a state where you do have to ID yourself.

I'd also be VERY careful about basing your legal knowledge off of either 1)wikipedia or 2)slashdot posts.

Just because you're more intelligent than Boobus americanus doesn't mean you're a lawyer.

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Warrantless GPS Tracking Is Legal, Says WI Court

LonghornXtreme Re:My guess (594 comments)

And it'd be completely wrong. IANAL but this is not new law, and the SCOTUS has already ruled on this issue. US v Katz.

more than 5 years ago
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Warrantless GPS Tracking Is Legal, Says WI Court

LonghornXtreme Re:New law? (594 comments)

Google the "open-fields doctrine" and be sad, very sad, and utterly corrected.

more than 5 years ago
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Warrantless GPS Tracking Is Legal, Says WI Court

LonghornXtreme Re:New law? (594 comments)

Finally. Someone said the truth and not just their gut reaction.

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Warrantless GPS Tracking Is Legal, Says WI Court

LonghornXtreme Re:But... (594 comments)

Reasonable cause? LOL.

more than 5 years ago
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Warrantless GPS Tracking Is Legal, Says WI Court

LonghornXtreme Re:But... (594 comments)

Slashdot readers are not lawyers. Just because you 'heard' of certain searches being illegal and other certain searches being legal does not make them so.

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Warehouse or No, UK's Expensive Net Spying Plan Proceeds

LonghornXtreme Re:Integrity? (134 comments)

Mod this up +1 insightful

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Obama Calls For Nuke-Free World

LonghornXtreme Mod Parent Up! (705 comments)

Mod +1 informative: this gentlemen knows history. :-)

more than 5 years ago
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How Do I Put an Invention Into the Public Domain?

LonghornXtreme Re:Have to publish it in the right place (233 comments)

Mailing a sealed envelope is retarded. However, 35 USC 102 has a statutory bar to patentability. Basically, if the invention is published in a printed publication then a future inventor could not go get a patent on the same invention.

I am not a lawyer, not a patent attorney or patent agent. Go talk to your own lawyer.

more than 5 years ago

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