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In 100 Years, Health Care Won't Be An Issue Because ...

Lord_Slepnir Re:it won't be a problem because it's not in Europ (804 comments)

Can you take us (Washington) with you? You don't even have to take the whole state - just the stuff to the west of the cascades. In exchange, we'll get Microsoft to start localizing for en-cal.

more than 5 years ago
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Man Hacks 911 System, Sends SWAT on Bogus Raid

Lord_Slepnir Re:Drugs (754 comments)

Maybe the coder that wrote the 911 system was going through withdraw after the cops busted his dealer, and left the security hole in.

more than 7 years ago

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Slashdot Game

Lord_Slepnir Lord_Slepnir writes  |  more than 11 years ago I had an idea rescently. It's called the Slashdot Game. It works like this. Everytime you get one of the following posts, you get the appropriate number of points. If enough people start playing, I'll keep a running total in my journal

Anti-Macintosh post modded to +5. Article must be on apple.slashdot.org, but not main page: 7 points.
Pro-Microsoft post modded to +5: 1 point
Anti-Linux post modded to +5: 2 points
Pro-Linux post modded to -1: 3 points
+5 troll post: 10 points

If you can think of more, respond with your suggestion

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Parody song

Lord_Slepnir Lord_Slepnir writes  |  more than 11 years ago I got bored so I wrote this song. Hope you all enjoy it

Now come on all of you big strong men
Uncle George needs your help again
Got himself in a terrible Jam
Trying to hunt down the Taliban
So put down your books and pick up a gun
This is going to be a whole lotta fun

cause it's 1, 2, 3, What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a crap
We're headed for Iraq

And it's 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates
now don't you say "I wonder why"
or you're going down as a spy

Come on Exxon, better move fast
You're big chance is here at last
time to go out and claim those fields
Once the army says they're all clear
Cause you all know that all that oil
Rightly belongs on US soil

I'll add more verses as I think of them

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